Harry Potter isn't mine blah blah blah
James's pov
We finally made it back to Gryffindor Tower and decided to have our little game of truth or dare in the girl's dormitory, seeing as the common room was packed with people trying to locate missing objects before the train arrives to take them home in the morning, and the boy's dormitory was a "Pig Sty" according to Mary.
The girl's dorm was cozy, filled with books, trunks, squishy chairs, and large un-popable blue bubbles due to Marlene's chewing gum. It had the same scarlet draped four posters as the boy's rooms but smelled significantly better and had different posters around the beds. I recognized Lily's bed immediately, it was strewn with books she hadn't bothered to pack yet and had multiple posters of muggle rock bands she had told me about taped to the wall around it.
Once the sweets had been distributed and Lily had called me "Jamie lad" about ten times giggling all the while we all sat in a circle to get started.
"Since I can already tell someone's going refuse to do a dare and leave the game let's make it so that if you skip a dare you have to take off a piece of clothing, just so that people don't skip dares and ruin the fun." Sirius said
"No, just because you want to see Mars topless" Lily accused
"I cannot confirm or deny your statement Ginger" Sirius replied smirking "so everyone agree?"
There was much mumbling of 'Fine' and 'I'm so not skipping a dare' but everyone agreed
Remus being the best with spells drew a liar's line around us, meaning that if anyone lies on a truth their hair would turn a horrible shade of pink and stay that way for a week.
"Alright let's begin" Sirius said rubbing his hands together deviously "James truth or dare?"
I raised my eyebrow "what do you think padfoot?"
"I dare you to speak in only muggle song lyrics for the rest of the night"
"Fuck you, fuck you very very much" I responded
"I love you to prongsie" he said laughing
Coming up with a dare for someone and expressing it in muggle song lyric was harder than I thought, seeing as I only know the muggle songs lily listens to. I pointed at Lily and raised an eyebrow hoping she'd understand that I was asking her if she wanted truth or dare.
"I don't understand James, you should try using your big boy words" she said laughing
I thought for a second then sang "Truth be told, or its dare"
She laughed and said "it never said or in the song dare, but fine. Um… truth" she said knowing that would require more talking on my part.
I tried to think of a good question to phrase in lyrics…
"Tell me princess now when did you last walk the walk of shame and why?" I said quite proud of myself for piecing together a good question.
"Umm… fourth year I was snogging a ravenclaw boy in an empty hallway and we got told off by the head girl, we were both so embarrassed we ran back to our dorms as fast as possible and never so much as looked at each other again." Lily finished blushing hard and laughing nervously
"Aww… Evans you're not a nun after all" Sirius said grinning
"Shut up black" she said throwing a pillow from Mary's bed at him
I just laughed not wanting to ruin my song lyrics dare after all the work of putting together two decent questions.
"Okay Mars truth or dare?" Lily asked
"Dare"
"walk out of the portrait hole and hug the first person you see, don't let go for at least three seconds, and offer absolutely no explanation."
Marlene walked out and we followed her expectantly, and to our shock and Marlene's horror professor McGonagall stood outside patrolling the hall.
"Shit" Marlene muttered as she walked up to McGonagall and wrapped her arms around her middle.
"Miss McKinnon!" McGonagall said in surprise her hands held awkwardly in the air and Marlene firmly attached to her waist.
"Is something the matter?"
"No" Marlene said casually
"Then remove yourself immediately! That's highly inappropriate!"
"Sorry Professor" Marlene said grinning as she walked back to the portrait hole victoriously, leaving a confused and slightly disturbed McGonagall to patrol the halls.
We all laughed harder than ever "did you see the look on McGonagall's face!" I blurted out
"James I don't believe I've heard that song before, have you Sirius?" Lily asked smirking
"No I can't say I have Lily pad" Sirius said grinning back
I sighed and took off my t-shirt I could have sworn I saw Lily's eyes look over my chest "Are you checking me out Evans?" I asked I couldn't help but grin, this was just too good.
"N-No! Of course not! Don't be daft potter!" she stuttered blushing.
Yep she was definitely checking out my qudditch muscles. I stretched to give her a good view and winked. She turned even redder than she was before, I don't know why but I've always enjoyed teasing her. About her hair even though I absolutely love it, or about some guy I saw her talking to, really anything, she's cute when she's frustrated, gets that little murderous look in her eyes.
"Alright I believe it's my turn" Marlene said interrupting my chain of thought.
"Remus Truth or dare?"
"Dare" he responded
"Kiss any girl in this room"
Remus reached over and kissed Lily on the cheek, causing her to scrunch up her nose and wipe the kiss off with the back of her hand. I know he only chose her because he knows her the best out of the girls in the room but I still couldn't help but feel a bit jealous. Moony just laughed at lily's fake disgust.
"I meant on the lips!" Marlene said
"Then you should have said on the lips Mars" Lily responded with a smirk
Marlene rolled her eyes "technicalities, your turn Remus."
"Mary truth or dare?"
"Truth"
"Boring!" Sirius blurted out
"Have you ever had a crush on anyone in this room?"
"Yes"
"Who?" Sirius asked suddenly interested
"Not telling" Mary said plainly "So Sirius truth or dare"
"Dare obviously"
"Put five ice cubes in your trousers and keep them there till they melt"
"Mary, I don't plan to have children but I'd still like to keep that option available." Sirius said as he removed his shirt.
"Marlene?" Sirius asked
"Dare"
"Convince someone you don't know that I am an exchange student from Bauxbatons." Marlene laughed and we set out looking for someone neither Marlene nor Sirius knew. After about ten minutes of "her?" "In my herbology class" "How about him?" "Snogged him in a broom closet" we found out that between the two of them the better part of half our year had been snogged, but we did end up finding a first year that knew neither of them.
Marlene approached her and said "see that guy there?" she asked her pointing at the group behind here.
"The prefect?" she asked
"No the attractive one with the shaggy black hair."
"Oh yeah what about him?"
"He's an exchange student from Beauxbatons" Marlene said
"No that's James potter my friend fancies him" the first year ravenclaw said blushing
I couldn't help but laugh "I told you I'm the attractive one in our group" I bragged to Sirius.
"Oh big deal a first year fancies you" Sirius said though he did seem a bit disappointed.
"Wrong guy dimwit," Marlene said "the other one, he's an exchange student from Bauxbatons."
"Doesn't look very French to me." The first year said unconvinced
"Damn it, she had to be a ravenclaw." Marlene said marching frustrated up the stairs.
Once we got back to the girls dorm she took off her sweater revealing a tight scarlet strap top. Sirius clearly wasn't quite with us anymore.
"James?" Marlene asked
"Dare." I said
"Kiss Lily for three seconds"
I glanced at her and my face turned very red.
Moony and Sirius grinned. "Get your Jaw off the floor prongs you'll need that to kiss Evans" Sirius said thoroughly enjoying my awkwardness.
"Um…C-can I?" I asked Lily
"Well I don't want you to take off your pants" She said, a small smile gracing her lips. I grinned and walked over to her nervously running a hand through my wayward hair. She leaned forward a bit and I followed the action, catching her lips lightly in my own. I should have pulled away having completed the dare but I couldn't. She wasn't pulling away either, quite the opposite she was tangling her hand in my hair, pulling me closer. Which is when I realized where my own hands were, resting in the small of her back. I licked the crack between her lips lightly requesting entry, she happily obliged and we stayed like that, tongues fighting for dominance a few seconds longer until we both felt the need for air. As soon as we broke apart Sirius wolf-whistled loudly. We both blushed hard realizing suddenly that everyone was watching us the whole time. I laughed nervously not quite sure if lily was going to leave it at that or slap me for going farther than the dare required. But to my relief she just burst out laughing.
"Go out with me Evans?" I asked quite shocked with myself it's not like I wanted a full-body cast I guess I just said those words so often that they poured out of my mouth as soon as I opened it. Then she said the words I hadn't even bothered hoping for since fourth year when she said she'd rather date the giant squid.
"You know what I think I will." She answered staring at me with those gorgeous green eyes.
And I swear Voldemort could drop dead tomorrow and this would still be the best thing to happen to me all week.
So I think that's the end, I'm not sure let me know if you want me to continue.
The song lyric James used were from gives you hell by all American rejects, Dare by Gorillaz, Walk of shame by P!nk, Why by Rascal flats, GWB (fuck you very much) by Lily Allen and of course a whole new world from Aladdin.
Thanks for sticking with me to the end, you're all awesome!
