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Norie gave Hidan a look, as he opened his mouth to speak. She held up her hand and he stopped.
"My boyfriends in the house." She said.
"And?" Hidan said a bit irritated by the comment.
"The answer is no."
"How do you even know what I'm going to ask?!"
"Because!"
"Because...what?!"
"Because that's what Pein told me you'd say!"
"Who the fuck do you think I think he is? My overseer? ha! Dont get cocky!" Hidan snapped at her.
Norie flinched at the insult, but was quick to retort, "At least I'm not a 17 year old boy with hair the color of my grandfather!" She said placed her hands on her hips childishly.
"Eh?! Theres nothing wrong with my hair, bitch! At least I'm not a masochist!"
"Your one bordering insanity!"
"Fuck you!"
"Fuck you too!" Norie turned on her heels and stormed out the room.
Roxy heard the door to the living room slam and knew it couldnt have been good. She looked at Deidara and they ran out the kitchen.
They were met by the sullen face of Hidan. He simply folded his arms. "Told you it wasn't a good idea." he said. Deidara slapped his forehead as Sasori and Ash came out.
"Okay what the fuck is going on?" Ash asked his old mates.
Before anyone could have a chance to reply the sound of shouting came from upstairs. It wasn't understandable but it was clear that Pein and Norie were arguing.
"PEIN!" Norie shouted at the top of the stairs. "COME BACK!"
The group in the living room heard Pein stomping down the stairs. Hidan pulled a face. "Well fuck me am i in trouble now."
Pein stormed into the living room still shirtless. He pointed at Hidan. "You."
If the situation hadn't been so tense Roxy would have laughed, but she managed to keep her giggles to herself.
"Fucking out now!" Pein said.
"Wait a minute this ain't even your house!" Roxy said standing in front of Hidan. Norie came into the living room and grabbed Pein by the arm.
"Pein-"
"Shut it" he said never taking his eyes of Hidan. Deidara and Sasori gave each other another look as they watched the scene before them.
"Fucking out!" He started yelling now.
"OI-" Roxy was cut off when Deidara put his hand over her mouth. "You don't no what this guy is capable of" he whispered in her ear. She scowled and looked from Deidara to Sasori. Then sighed.
"Pein! Stop it, just drop it!" Norie said now regretting telling him anything. Pein looked at her for a moment, then at Hidan, then at Roxy, Deidara, Sasori and Ash.
"If any of you try to play these fucking games again..you'll be sorry." Pein threatened. "Now get the fuck out!"
Everyone else looked at one another. Roxy removed Deidara's hand. "Deidara, can me and Norie have a ride?" She whispered. Deidara nodded slowly. He took Roxy's hand and gestured to Sasori and Hidan. They all headed for the front door.
"Norie come on." Roxy said stretching out her hand for Norie to take. Pein grabbed Norie's shoulder roughly causing her to yelp.
"If you leave with them, I'll kill you." He whispered to her.
"And if you kill her I'll fucking gut you silly!" Roxy shouted over hearing him threaten Norie. Deidara's eyes went wide. Damn, dont be stupid, he shouted in his head.
Pein laughed loudly. "Bitch, thats easier said than done. I'd snap you like a twig."
"Those words are coming pretty easy to you too, buddy!" Hidan said.
Norie yanked herself away from Pein and went to stand beside Roxy.
"Lets go..." Sasori said.
Pein's eyes widened in rage. He grabbed Norie again by her arm making her yelp. Roxy whipped around.
"Don't you dare hurt her!" she said glaring at Pein. Deidara mentally sighed. This girl knows no boundaries.
Pein just laughed at her, but he still loosened his grip on Norie who sunk backwards.
"You really don't no when to shut up do you?" He said taking a step towards. Deidara immediately stepped forward and put an arm around Roxy. The two males stared at each other until Deidara pulled Roxy away who held Norie's hand and pulled her from the house.
"You'd better be gone by the time we get back" Ash said and with that he slammed the door.
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"Well" Roxy said "now where?"
"to play with the fairies" Sasori said sarcastically. Roxy frowned.
"You're an ass"
"At least i got one"
"you cheeky fucking prick, go and eat shit you penis licking sheep raping anal loving dick!" She shouted at him.
Deidara blinked at her choice of words. "How the HELL do you look so cute?" he said.
"What?" Roxy asked quite shocked. Deidara just realized what he had said.
"I mean--" he hit Sasori over the head "yeah man you're such an ass."
Roxy chuckled.
"Where are we going to go?" Hidan wondered out loud. He looked at Norie who seemed utterly depressed. He lightly touched her arm and she flinched at the contact. "You okay?" he asked quietly.
She just nodded giving a small smile.
"I'm sorry about calling you a masochist." Hidan said to her.
She nodded. Hidan make a face, "What you aint going to apologize?!"
She looked at him. "I meant what I said your crazy!"
Hidan snarled like a bull and Norie was the red cloth. Norie's eyes went wide.
"You better run." Sasori warned. Norie nodded and fled ahead of the group, with Hidan behind her.
"Say your sorry!" Hidan shouted.
"No!" Norie shouted back.
"Do it!"
"Never!"
"Hey, hey! Look out for the-" Hidan stopped as Norie ran into a telephone pole, "Pole."
Roxy panicked and rushed over to her with Deidara and Sasori behind her.
"Norie! are you okay?" Roxy leaned over Norie.
Norie groaned. "Do I look fucking okay?"
"NO but your still fucking hot-" Hidan was cut off by Sasori elbowing him in the stomach.
"I'll carry her." Sasori suggested. Hidan laughed over his pain.
"You? Carry? May I remind you who whines every time they have to carry their book bag to school!" He pushed Sasori aside. "Move! This is a man's job!"
"Funny, I see no man. Just three immature babies!" Roxy commented.
"You wanna play this game?!" Hidan yelled. "I'll prove I'm a man! Deidara carry your woman!"
Deidara blinked at Hidan as he picked up Norie.
"Come on, pussy!" Hidan shouted walking away.
"Who you calling a pussy, bitch?" Deidara shouted picking up Roxy.
"Hey, put me down!" Roxy yelled. "Again.. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR ASS-" she stopped. She looked back over her shoulder at Deidara.
"Super-man?" She asked commenting on his boxers, that could be seen as his skinny jeans were low.
"You perving on me, un?"
"I was interested! Jesus can't a girl look!"
"I thought you didn't want to look" Deidara said grinning. Roxy blushed.
"Yo pussy" Hidan called. "I'm winning!"
"Oh no you're fucking not!" Deidara bolted after Hidan, who had started running again, leaving a very stressed out Sasori. He rubbed his temples at his friends childishness.
"They always like this?" Ash asked him.
"Pretty much. Roxy always so loud?"
"This is her quiet."
"Great" Sasori said sarcastically.
"Now THIS is what you call manly!" Deidara said running beside Hidan. He had finally caught up to him.
Norie sighed as she was still on Hidan shoulder and he was still running. She noticed Roxy to her left who did not seem impressed. The minute Norie thought this her face lit up.
"Hey Norie" she whispered as best as she could. Norie looked at her to show she was listening as Deidara and Hidan continued the race to absolutely nowhere and were still arguing on who's more manly.
"Keg them" she said grinning mischievously. Norie rolled her eyes but liked the idea. She nodded and counted down.
"3..." the girls moved their hands the boys waist.
"2..." they made sure they had a firm grip on the guys jeans and their boxers.
"1!!!" They yanked their jeans and boxers down, making the guys trip over.
"ARGHH FUCKING HELL!"
"SHIT UN!"
Roxy and Norie rolled on the floor laughing as Deidara and Hidan dropped them tripping over their jeans.
Deidara and Hidan wriggled on the floor trying to get their jeans up, making the girls laugh even more. Deidara and Hidan stood up, extremely pissed, looking at the girls in a manically giggling heap on the floor. They scowled.
"Hidan?" Deidara asked the pissed off silver haired man "do you reckon they can take what they give?"
"Hell no." Hidan said looking at him "let's do it."
When Hidan and Deidara finally got their pants back up around their waists, they lifted the girls up.
Roxy saw the look on Deidaras face and batted her eyes, "Deidara, your so strong. Tell me do you work out?"
Deidara blushed. "Well, un..."
"Come on, pussy! dont fall for that shit!" Hidan yelled.
"Uh, guys..." Sasori said as three men dressed in black turned the corner. They were armed and surely enough headed towards the gang.
"Who are they?" Ash asked.
"Pein..." Norie mumbled.
"Motherfucker!" Hidan yelled in anger. A few bullets flew pass them. "Shit!"
"We dont have anything on us do we?" Deidara asked.
"What do you mean?" Roxy said confused. As more bullets were fired. "Who are those guys?"
"I'll explain everything later. Right now run!" Deidara said as they fled down the street.
