(Clouds clear up, everyone cheers)
SP: that's the end?
PD: And I'm glad.
SP: but…I'm supposed to be the hero!
LD: Oh! Stop that! You know you're my hero!
(LD blushes and covers mouth)
(Julia Stiles (JS) Appears)
JS: Hands off, Loser Chick.
(LD starts to bawl)
LD: *Sniff sniff* But you dumped him in the movie!
JS: Oh yeah? Can you dance hip-hop?
LD: No…Oh shaddup! You can have him!
(crawls to corner)
PD: Bitch…
SP: that's the end?
PD: And I'm glad.
SP: but…I'm supposed to be the hero!
LD: Oh! Stop that! You know you're my hero!
(LD blushes and covers mouth)
(Julia Stiles (JS) Appears)
JS: Hands off, Loser Chick.
(LD starts to bawl)
LD: *Sniff sniff* But you dumped him in the movie!
JS: Oh yeah? Can you dance hip-hop?
LD: No…Oh shaddup! You can have him!
(crawls to corner)
PD: Bitch…
