(Clouds clear up, everyone cheers)

SP: that's the end?

PD: And I'm glad.

SP: but…I'm supposed to be the hero!

LD: Oh! Stop that! You know you're my hero!

(LD blushes and covers mouth)

(Julia Stiles (JS) Appears)

JS: Hands off, Loser Chick.

(LD starts to bawl)

LD: *Sniff sniff* But you dumped him in the movie!

JS: Oh yeah? Can you dance hip-hop?

LD: No…Oh shaddup! You can have him!

(crawls to corner)

PD: Bitch…