Europa Impact Universalis

Chapter 1: Rebirth of the Knights Hospitaller

Story 1: The 1444 Siege of Rhodes


Disclaimer:

Chinatsu from Love x Evolution is owned by eeve.

Europa Universalis IV and Hearts of Iron IV are owned by Paradox Interactive

Honkai Impact 3rd is owned by MiHoYo

Love Live! Sunshine! and Love Live! School Idol Festival are owned by Sunrise and Lantis

Warriors series are owned by Koei Tecmo.

Koihime Musō is owned by Baseson.

I only owned the idea of Chinatsu's past (because Love x Evolution is a hentai VN game) and this story script...though I'm not guaranteed their 4th wall breaking...blame Deadpool and Honkai Impact 3rd instead.

Any other character appears will be disclaimer at later chapter as they appeared.


Legends:

"Oi" – Normal conversation

"...stfu." – Deep voice

'Kek' – Thought

*THWACK!* – Background sound

"Hello!"and {Hello!} – Mental communication (Valletta and Chinatsu only)

{Finally.}

Oh...first time you didn't file a complain to me, Chinatsu.

{...}

Don't push my luck then.

"Hmmm" – Mental communication (now includes 4th wall breaker (only non Valletta and Chinatsu only))

"Ooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaayyyy."

Valletta, shut up.

{Burn.}

"No...brrr...I'm seriously fro...brrr...zen here. Someone has a...brrr...gall to froze me...is anybody...brrrr...have a fucking heater?"

{Whooops (sees Valletta, who was frozen)...Oh, okay. On the way.}

Well, how do you even get frozen there? (Sees Parvati, Parvati quickly escapes from author's sight).

Sigh...people these days, wait...people? That's Honkai, why I'm so idiot, wait...

Like and subscirbe – Song indicators and lyrics

Honkai beast? Here?

Come back here you glorified ice Ganesha, I'll melt you!

Chinatsu, help me on declaring warning tags while I'm hunting that ice Ganesha (Grabs Sunfire Greatsword).

{Okay. (Arrives with heater and warms Valletta)}


{Warning tags for this chapter:}

{War brutality, lots of dirty word, more local language (because location based, not mine), OOC obviously.}


Somewhere unknown...

?

Sunny day is usually best filled with smiles, especially if you're in holiday. But when you're in work...it's best instead filled with spirit to work best to earn your money nicely quick.

"Γεια σου φίλε, πώς είναι η σοδειά?[1]" a farmer asked at another fellow farmer.

"Καλά φίλε μου, αυξάνεται σταθερά...σύντομα νομίζω ότι μπορώ να ξεκινήσω να αγοράσω περισσότερους εξοπλισμούς. Οι καλλιέργειες που παράγονται εδώ απαιτούνται ακόμη περισσότερο, ειδικά για τους ευγενείς.[2]" The second farmer replied enthusiastically.

*FWOOSH!*

The first farmer smiled, "Μπράβο σου,[3]" before his smile turned into a frown, "Τα χρήματα από την πώληση αυτών των καλλιεργειών είναι ελάχιστα σε θέση να αποπληρώσουν το δάνειό μας στην τοπική τράπεζα.[4]"

The second farmer smiled before shook the shoulder of the first farmer, "Βλέπω.[5]" His smile even going wider, "Χωρίς ανησυχίες, θα σας βοηθήσω να εξοφλήσετε το δάνειό σας. Μετά από όλα, είμαστε αδελφοί δεν είμαστε?[6]"

*FWWWOOOOSH!*

The first farmer, however, shook his head, "Ακόμα κι έτσι, θα προτιμούσα να εξοφλήσω το δάνειό μας με δικά μου χρήματα. Δεν θέλω να σας εμπιστευτώ περισσότερο, αδελφέ.[7]"

Well...it's seemed like the brothers has some problems...especially from the first farmer if we're looking from how they react during talking.

What...do you readers expect me to fucking understand Greek?

*FWWWWOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSH!*

As now the second farmer looked at the first farmer, his face showed concern, "Μην πιέζετε τον εαυτό σας πάρα πολύ. Ακόμα κι αν έχουμε τώρα τη δική μας οικογένεια, εξακολουθούμε να έχουμε σχέση με το αίμα. Και δεν θέλω να δω τον μεγαλύτερο αδερφό μου τώρα σε περισσότερα προβλήματα.[8]" He paused before smiled, "Μετά από όλα, αυτό είναι για όλους τους αδελφούς έχουν...[9]"

*FWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSHHHH!*

Whatever the words the second farmer tried to say is now stopped thanks to a sudden increase of a wind blowing around them.

Both of them would be wiped out by the wind, if the first farmer could not grab the tree with his left hand and the second farmer with his right hand.

And then...

"Αδερφέ, προσέξτε![10]"

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!*

The ground near the two farmers exploded in a spetacular fashion as the explosion knocked them down. Thankfully to both of them, the explosion didn't cause any damage to their farm.

"Αδερφέ, είσαι εντάξει?[11]" The first farmer asked worriedly after recover from the explosion.

"είμαι καλά.[12]"

As well as themselves despite being thrown by such a great explosion.

The two farmers then looking at the source of the explosion, thinking that another nation had come to invade their homeland.

"Οι εχθροί αποφασίζουν να μας επιτεθούν?[13]"

The smoke from explosion dissipates, revealing a man with short black hair wearing a black sport trouser (aka Valletta) and white shirt and an unconscious young woman with red pigtailed hair wearing white skirt with pink shirt and blue navy cardigan jacket (aka Ruby).

"Note to self: Do not fucking try full power at anything, especially if that's teleportation. It's bound to be full explosive and...ugh...a pain in the head." Valletta grunted as he woke from the teleportation side effects clearly not expecting the situation that will explode in front of them...full face.

And when I do wrote full face (because fanfics)...

"Ποιος είσαι? Προσπαθείτε να μας εισβάλει?[14]"

That happen.

Both farmers, already with their weapons aimed at Valletta and Ruby, causing Valletta to twitch his eyes.

"And just great, welcoming committee. And now you guys are speaking Greek..." Valletta paused as he now realized that instead in the Basilica, he's now in an open space, or to be exact...a farmland, "Wait, Greek?"

{Just great...that hurt. Wait, what? Greek? Oh, cock. Valletta, this is what happens if you decided to go full power at combining things.}

"Hello, Chinatsu. I also have no fucking idea that we ended up here. And because I think we're now jumped in a different year...most likely we jumped to the past. Or worse...dimension."

{Well...we always can blame the author. Good thing you decided to dissipate all the weapons, including Ruby's when we're doing the dimensional jump.}

"Also...I have to teach her how to draw from and put things into hammerspace."

Well...there goes my peace in this story...

"Oh, hi author. At least...that and six hundred and sixty four, close call."

Oi...do you...

"Well...seems it's better to answer in their local language then."

{Kay, language sync up?}

"Sure."

*FHUN!*

I never be able to know how the fuck he knows the exact word of that.

And yes, this is the main reason why Valletta is always more dangerous than Chinatsu when it comes to breaking the fourth wall.

"Αυτό δεν είναι αστείο. Σοβαρά, πώς μπορώ να σας εισβάλω εάν δεν έχουμε καν ιδέα για το πού είμαστε?![15]" Valletta throwing his hands up, signing his agitation.

The two farmers that initially hostile was caught off guard by the response of the man with white shirt (Valletta), as they're not expecting him to speak in their birth language, yet the first farmer recover before continuing his interrogration.

"Ακόμα κι αν μπορείς να μιλήσεις τη γλώσσα μας, σκεφτήκαμε ακόμα ότι είσαι κατάσκοπος του εχθρού προσπαθώντας να ενημερώσεις τον εχθρό που...[16]"

"Αδερφέ, σταματήστε! Υπάρχει μια ασυνείδητη γυναίκα εκεί![17]" the second farmer cut the first farmer as he saw Ruby who is unconscious.

'Oh, shit! We forgot Ruby never experienced a dimensional jump before!' Valletta and Chinatsu (in mental state)'s eyes widened as they now looked at Ruby. Valletta quickly rushed to Ruby as soon as he saw Ruby. The two farmers also rushed to Ruby.

Valletta then took a moment to check on Ruby's condition.

{She's fine...she's just a bit tired from all the shits done in last five hours.}

Valletta, sighed in relief as he knows that Ruby's alright, then asked the two farmers.

"Έχετε νερό?[18]"

"Wait, five? Our dimensional jump doesn't take much longer than that."

{Shut up. I also didn't know what time is it now.}

The second farmer quickly opened his canteen as he decided to pour some of the content inside to Ruby's face.

"Uhhhh..." Ruby groggily shook her head as she began to recover her senses as she felt the water splashed at her face. It took her a moment before asked, "Valletta-san, uh...where are we?"

"Thanks for the save, Chinatsu."

{Jerzy, thank the farmers instead.}

"Uh...should we ask the cavalry there?" Valletta shrugged as he pointed at knights riding their horses in their medieval getup.

*THUD!* *THUD!* *THUD!* *THUD!* *THUD!* *THUD!*

*SCHREEEEEEEEE!*

Soon, every farmer who heard (or rather, saw) the commotion began to come to the knights alongside the two farmers and Ruby who was being held by Valletta.

"La gente di Rodi. Noi come cavalieri dei Cavalieri Ospitalieri, ordina a tutti nelle vicinanze di raccogliere tutto ciò che i raccolti producono in fretta per l'invasione in arrivo...della terra[19]," one of the cavalry announced. This causing many of the farmers looked in confusion, due to majortiy of the culture people worked.

"Huh? Jerzy-san?"

"Ruby-san, unfortunately...I have no idea why they're not understand this language. It should be a standard language spoken so everyone should at least understand this."

{Good job, Knights, good job, you're an idiot. Ordering knights from Auberge d'Italie[20] to order Greeks?}

"Eh?"

"Wait...they're Greeks?"

"Yes. But that also confirms one thing from that."

{Huh?}

"Way to go...we're in le Rhodes."

'Rhodes...Pi...Pi...PIGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! We're in Greece?!' Ruby's mind went overdrive whilst Jerzy in astral state facepalmed.

'Po prostu świetnie.[21]'

Valletta's speaking cause even more confusion towards everyone who was there, who was now looking at him, before he raising his hand at the knights who spoke the order.

"Cavalieri, non parlo italiano al maggiore greco. Non capiranno. Lascia che parli per te, invece,[22]" Valletta sighed before face the farmers.

{Incoming translation.}

"Οι άνθρωποι της Ρόδου, Eμείς ως ιππικό των Ιωαννίνων Ιωαννίδων, διατάζουμε όλους τους πλησιέστερους να μαζεύουν όλα τα σοδειά σε βιασύνη για την εισερχόμενη εισβολή ... της γης.[23]"

This time, Valletta's speech worked wonders, as most farmers are now dispersed in hurry to save their land from possible invasion, before facing back the knights.

"Bene...problema risolto per te[24]," Valletta sighed again, "Solo una cosa. Solo perché il latino italiano è leggermente più vicino al greco non significa che la gente capirà quella lingua. Voi ragazzi avete ancora bisogno del greco. Inoltre...scusami, che anno è questo?[25]"

The knights, while slightly felt relief because of the sudden people who managed to convince the locals to harvest for the preparation for the incoming invasion, remain their combat-readiness. The knights who spoke the announcement later answered, "10 agosto 1444 d.C.[26]."

{Anak bangsat! Pas persis waktu invasi Mamluk ke Rhodes?! Author sableng, lu mau bunuh kita secara perlahan-lahan?[27]}

Chinatsu...fuck you, I also have no idea that happen, also...Indonesia? Really?

"Ummm...do you stay in Indonesia?"

{Yup, in Kediri. With my grandfather, though, for five months. Indonesian language FTW, so much insane dirty language I like to try.}

"..."

I have no idea that you language like that.

"In arrivo la cavalleria nemica![28]"

"Oh shit, this is already too late. Ruby, Jerzy, we have to get the civilians to safety before engaging Mamluks."

"Wha..."

"Enemy? Ruby, no time to waste. The enemy of god has..."

{Jerzy, let it be known that Ruby is Shinto not...}

Valletta looked at astralized Chinatsu in confusion.

"Uh...update."

Valletta, you are not Nick ****** of AR12 Gaming.

"Whatever, author. Uranoshi Girls' High School is apparently an all-girls Catholic school. So techincally, she is Catholic."

The mental revelation by Valletta causing Chinatsu to went full surprise while Jerzy (somewhat) smiled.

Omae wa mo shindeiru.

{Na...NANI[29]?!}

It never fails to drop a surprise bomb to Chinatsu.

"Ye...yeah, Chinatsu-san. Valletta's right."

{Hell no! This call for a reconversion of faith. Japanese should be Shinto. Fucking Portugese and Dutch Evangelist.}

"Excuse me, you just say what, Chinatsu?"

"Chinatsu-san, Jerzy-san, though...I somehow..."

*FWOOOOOSH!*

*JLEB!*

Their mental communication was halted by an arrow fired by Mamluk archer that landed near their.

"PIGGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

'Mamluks, your timing suck!'

"Tutti...preparati per la battaglia![30]"

The orders did worked wonders as the incoming Muslim Cavalry, alongside long range support from Muslim Archer Cavalry now come charging at the numbers of Italian Lingua's Western Medieval Knights and them.

"Too late...Ruby, remember Chinatsu's training and don't die until Otto and Schicksal dies. We also need to split as I think the enemy will try to flank us, so you stay with the knights protect the area from the initial Mamluks charge so the civilians can escape safely, I'll bait the enemies away from here."

"Wha..."

"Have to...we can't cover up all the areas. Someone has to. No worries, I will clear the village from the Mamluks."

"I see. Hai. Jerzy-san...sync up."

"On it."

*FHUN!*

Hearing the stigmata resonance from Ruby, Valletta cracking his fist.

"Let's get this show on the road, shall we?"

Valletta then quickly charged at the closest Mamluk Archer Cavalries firing at them, surprising them (due to distance traveled and speed of him) as he kicked the horse at poor man who's trying to snipe at them.

*BUAGH!*

*SCREEEEAACCCH!*

Before moving to attack another archer cavalry, who while prepared to fire at him, still fall to his swift barrage of mixed martial arts, causing every emeny cavalry archers to fire at him instead of supporting their initial charge at the knights due to panic.

Meanwhile in the initial area, Ruby swiftly took a rapier from the fallen knights as she gracefully slash and evade the incoming enemy cavalry.

*SHING!* *SHING!* *SHING!* *SHING!* *SHING!* *SHING!*

*SCREEEEAACCCH!*

Killing some of the enemy cavalry while some other decided to take more cautious approach by making a circle formation around her due to her capabilities.

"Questa è la nostra occasione! Tutti, fidanzati![31]"

However, the Italian Lingua's Western Medieval Knights...seeing that the initial attack of the enemy was halted thanks to Ruby's decision to charge head on and Valletta's bravery to distract their enemy support's attention, decided to charge at them, giving no chance for the enemy but to return attack as both side fallen one by one. Ruby once again wanted to cry at the death of the unknown strangers who died for before...

"Ruby, this is the truth of the warfare that we took in our era. Yes, there will be sacrifices to made. And we have nothing else left to do but to accept. However, I believe in you to make the world better."

The soft mental advice given by Jerzy stopped Ruby from crying anymore as she rushed into the fray hoping to save any of Knights.

Back to Valletta, things are getting a bit spetaculary messy, especially for invaders as they never expecting their target to move swiftly despite only attack with bare hand.

"[أعلم أنني أقاتل بالعار ، لكن من فضلك ... نحن أعداء ، لذا أعطني أفضل تسديدة![32"

And also, the declaration as he stopped to regain power and asses the enemy strength...thanks to Chinatsu's past.

"Techincally...fun fact: Jean Parisot de Valette, which is the same name sake with me and Chinatsu's, is actually capable of speaking five languages: Italian, Spanish, Greek, Arabic and Turkish, besides French, I think."

Oh you're so insightful...

{Will you guys stop making fun facts and reference from A7X's Trashed and Scattered, you shitty author? We have enemies here!}

"Now you're worried..."

*FWOOOOOOSH!*

In a very unexpected twist, a numbers of pink monster arrived in the scene, causing even more confusion in the enemy ranks while...

"OH COCK! HONKAIS?!" / {OH COCK! HONKAIS?!}

Valletta and Chinatsu was pissed off.

"Author...do you have any fucking idea why, of all things that most likely to appear by a random chance, and when I do mean a random chance...it has to be...A FUCKING HONKAIS?!"

{SECONDED! Shitty author.}

Hey, me neither, ya dumbass Chinatsu.

{OH, FUCK YOU AUTHOR!}

Of course we have no idea on how this happens. Just beat them.

"Aih...kay, fine. Chinatsu stop brooding and get Ruby in mental link...now!"

The confusion didn't take long as one of the pink monsters leaped into one of the unfortunate enemy cavalry...

"Next time: Just call them Mamluk like in previous sentence."

Valletta, shut up, I'm concentrate on this story development.

...as he's quickly crushed by the strong arms of the Honkai, as the enemy cavalry arcer looked in horror as they're begin to fire at the Honkai but to no avail, all their attacks are in vain as they're picked to death one by one.

"[33]!تعال في وجهي يا غبي الحمار !أنت الوردي الوحش الدهون القبيحة !حسنا"

And Valletta, having enough slaughter by the Honkai, decided to taunt the Honkai as it begin to notice him and jumped at him.

However, the attack missed as Valletta sidestpped at the last second before impact. Not waiting for the Honkai to recover he decided to perform a double left jab before finishing it with right uppercut, causing the poor Honkai to fly. As the poor Honkai fly in mid-air, Valletta perform a sommersault manouver and kicking the Honkai like a soccerball as it begins to fall down, also taking some poor Honkais and Mamluk cavalry archers who were confused at the chaotic development.

Meanwhile, Ruby and some of the surviving knights from the initial Mamluk onslaught managed rushed into Valletta's position which near the Rhodes village settlement...to their surprise they saw a showdown between pink monsters and combined Mamluk cavalry and cavalry archers, the former destroyed the later with ease as suddenly Jerzy in her astralized state...

"This is not good, Ruby-san, these pink monsters is called Honkais. Remember how we first time met?"

"Huh? That's honkais?"

"Yes, Ruby-san. We have to be extremely vigilant and cautious for their constant attack. One hit could harm you greatly."

"Ha...hai, Jerzy-san."

{Well, I guess I don't have to tell you guys of the Honkai it seems.}

"Chinatsu, why you're here? What about Valletta?"

{He will be fine...those cavalry archers won't be able to land any single hit.}

'Unless shit happens.'

{Oh, ignore that...Valletta just clear the area. Get the knights to cover the area so the civilian can evacuate to fortress!}

"But I don't know how to speak Italian and Greek to warn them all. Let alone sync up with Ruby to spoke Italian."

"I know Italian a bit, Chinatsu. Just not much."

{Great...I'll help you. Ruby, this is going to be a little bit hurt.}

Chinatsu in astralized state then transfering her language knowledge (also, unknownbest to Ruby and Jerzy, some of her knowledge including...hentais?) to Ruby as she clenching her head for a moment as a side effect during transfer.

Good job Chinatsu, you're corrupting her slowly.

{Author...fuck off. This is a rare chance so I can corrupt her and let her have lewd ideas.}

You could have just give her a growth stunt, couldn't you?

{Author, shut...Wait, I pull back what I said...you're genius. Why I didn't thought of that. He loves big boobs and nice body afterall, maybe body of Komachi Onizuka?}

Shit, I inaccidentally just opened the Pandora Box.

During the transfer time, Valletta has been finished with all the Honkais and the enemy cavalry archers from the other side...before looked at the village area.

'Oh, that was close from the settlement.' He sighed in relief before rushed into the settlement. 'Good thing I wipe them before any of the Honkais entered this area.'

He then climbed one of the villagers house to get a better vantage point as he saw another bad news to him...

'Shit! Ruby's on the north-west and the Honkais also appeared there while they wiped the full force of Mamlukes? That can't be good.'

Seeing the situation, Valletta sighed before rushed into Ruby's position. This causing many of the knights surprised as they never expected someone to close the gap in mere seconds, including Ruby who just recovered from her language transfer.

"Wha...Valletta-san, how do you even here? I didn't even see you."

"Eh? You didn't see me? Even the Knights did see me rushing here."

"Uh...I was focusing on Jerzy's warning on Honkais."

"Ruby, next time, focus not on her warning."

"Hey!"

"But on the movement they made. That's your important lesson number one on any battles. That will help you to predict incoming attack as well as planning your counter, got me? Or did this Chinatsu forget?"

{HEY!}

"She did told us that. But we're too focused on whats happening in front."

"Forgiven, just do remember what I said okay. And let's waste no time then, shall we?"

Valletta then lowered his arm as the knights sighed in relief to see him. "Oh calmati, non sono il tuo nemico. I mamelucci sono stati spediti. Ma ora abbiamo questo e i civili continuano a tenere la loro casa per paura di loro[34]." He pointed at the honkai who's closing into their house.

'And now we have to handle them in this era. What the chances...fucking shit luck.'

"Nel nome di dio, quali sono quelle cose?[35]"

"Ruby, no turning back, get the Desert Eagle from hammerspace, after we're away from the Knights. Can't risk to use modern weaponry on this late medieval era."

"Huh, hammerspace?"

"Yes. I put your weapons into the hammerspace during the dimensional jump."

"Oh."

"No worries. Chinatsu will guide you about it as I guess she transfer the hammerspace knowledge on you as well. And don't forget to tell them the truth."

"Ha...hai."

"Honkai," Ruby replied at one of the Italian Lingua Knights asked as she and Valletta went for the settlement while the Knights were confused by the answer.

"Inoltre, tieni questa area. Cancelleremo quelle cose e ottorremo il civile[36]," Valletta added while ordering the Italian Lingua Knights to stay for possible Mamluk counter.

One of the Italian Lingua Knights tried to broke from ranks to follow them but the leader of them halted him.

"Ha un punto[37]," the leader said as he hold the said Knights, "La nostra cavalleria mi ha detto che sta solo ripulendo gli arcieri della cavalleria nemica e quelle cose...[38]" he stopped as he prepared to say the most unexpected.

"...da solo con le sue mani nude[39]."

This revelation bring a great surprise to them as they never expected the unknown outsider who did just helped them to be very powerful (as they, in truth, they lost only one eighth of their intial one hundred defenders including the said leader from 625 Mamluk cavalries and 375 supporting cavalry archers who were cut thanks to the man and Ruby's decision to split their enemy's attention).

It only took 33 seconds for Valletta and Ruby to reach the area where another main force of Mamluks was slaughtered. Soon, both of them see the enemies...

{Fucking standard Chariots, a good number of the archangels, bunch of knights, some templars...eh, not a problem actually.}

"Easy for you to say, Chinatsu. Even with the Desert Eagle in us, we still have no idea how we will..."

Jerzy's mental communication was halted as Valletta ripped the shield from one of the templars before shove it down towards the head with great force, killing it as it disperesed into pink pixels. Another templar tried to teleport as it moved behind Valletta yet bashed it with the still undispersed templar shield before it even have a chance to attack, stunning it.

{See?}

"PIGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

"That's not even the way how I imagined to fight them."

{Because we have experience. Also, do you mean da wae?}

"Nope...not Ugandian Kunckles. Dawei's better. Ruby, get those honkai knights away from here forever."

Valletta even joined in their mental banters (and also trolling them...I mean trolling Ruby and Jerzy) as he finished the said poor templar before kicked one of the archangels who tried to do a flying slash on his back, kicking the poor archangel to the sky.

*BANG!*

Ruby, with all the orders from Valletta, fired her gun to one of the honkai knights as the bullets from stopped its charge as it falls down.

"One more shot!"

"Hn."

Ruby fired once more from her Desert Eagle, this time killing the knights as it turned in pink pixels. Yet another honkai knights tried to charge...emphasize on charge.

As it fell down to Ruby's Desert Eagle salvo...this time it straight ended in pixels.

"Dayum, this girl got criticals from damn normal standard Deagle shot."

{Seconded. But best to clear this out before the knights started to rush B evac the villagers.}

Great...Chinatsu just went Russian CS style.

"Oh I see."

"Ruby," Valletta shouted as he bashed the Templar Shield at another poor archangel near him, "We have to finish this quick before the knights go rush B evacuating the villagers!"

"Rush B?" Both Ruby and Jerzy asked in confusion.

"CS:GO slang for as soon as possible, or known as ASAP military wise, or make haste in renaissance wise. I guess you guys never buy P90 and rush to point B as soon as you played it on PC."

'Though the orignal name is Rush B, fucking bitch or Rush B cyka blyat.'

"Oh...a game." Both Ruby and Jerzy rolled their eyes as Chinatsu explained the Rush B thing. Though how Jerzy know that CS:GO is a game is beyond my explanation.

"Ruby, let's hope we did not going to use that term a lot."

"Seconded."

Well...good luck for you both, Valletta and Chinatsu loves that term so much.

As soon as they finished their mental communication, Ruby quickly holstered her Desert Eagle as she's now redrawing her rapier. Some of the chariots tried to leap at her but she, with Jerzy's mental command, quickly evaded them before moved to another spot to avoid the templar's lance charge. Seeing the templar tried to pull back its lance, she stabbed it at the lance holding arms with her rapier before finished it with another stab at its inside to make it pink pixel.

Seeing the honkais are now dividing their attention at him and Ruby, Valletta waste no time as he thrown the shield at one of the templars nearby. While it didn't stun it, the attack give enough distraction as Valletta slide underneath it before kicking the distracted templars, downing it then return back on top of it before finishing with a series of ground and pound.

Another honkai archangel tried to swipe at Valletta but instead it ended up impaled by its fellow honkai knight who at the same time charged at him as he swiftly avoided it by jumping backwards.

{Kek...that was nice.}

The said archangel was dispersed into pink pixels while the knight decided to step back as it recharges its attack.

"Valletta, watch out!"

{Huh, wait don't tell me...}

However, the knight didn't have any chance to do it was stabbed by Ruby stab at its back, stunning it, before dispersed into pink pixels by Valletta's spinning backfist.

"No worries, I just wanted to do that..."

{Yup. Eventhough you don't have to help. But thanks.}

"Oh."

As they busy with the honkai, one of the scouts sent in secret by the Italian Lingua of Knights saw the battle, he was greatly mesmerized by the gracefulness (of Ruby), the power (of Valleta), and their deep synchronization, as they easily wiped out the Honkais.

'Santa madre di Dio. Questi due stranieri sanno come combattere questi terrori con tanta grazia e potenza. Inoltre sembravano conoscere la loro debolezza ... Potrebbe essere rischioso a causa della loro origine e religione, ma penso che possiamo chiedere al Gran Maestro di metterli come eccezione[40].'

The scout did continue his observation until all the Honkais are wiped out by Ruby and Valletta. By the time they cleared it, he did not waste time scouting as he ran back to his original position.

"Hanno ripulito l'area dalle truppe nemiche. È tempo per noi di evacuarli. Tuttavia, potremmo aver bisogno della loro assistenza[41]."

Hearing the report from the scout, the leader waste no time to ordered his troops to enter the settlement to help evacuation.

Valletta and Ruby, having cleared all the Honkai from the settlement, decided to take a rest a bit before they saw the Italian Lingua Knights closing to them.

{Good thing they decided to rush B at the right timing. Right after we clean le Honkais from the area.}

"Grazie per aiutarci nella battaglia. Siamo molto grati al tuo coraggio. Ma puoi aiutarci a evacuare i civili alle nostre fortificazioni di Rodi?[42]" the Italian Lingua leader asked.

"Sicuro. Ma dobbiamo muoverci in fretta. I mamelucchi potrebbero non attaccare presto, ma gli Honkais possono[43]."

Valletta took a moment of breathing before before...

"Οι άνθρωποι της Ρόδου θα μπορούσαμε να νικήσουμε τους εισβολείς αλλά δεν μπορούμε να διακινδυνεύσουμε όλοι να πεθάνουν μάταια. Για να εξασφαλίσουμε την ασφάλειά σας, πηγαίνουμε βιαστικά στην οχύρωσή μας μέχρι να αποκρούσουν τους εισβολείς. Εκείνοι που μπορούν να αγωνιστούν και να μας βοηθήσουν στη γλώσσα θα εκτιμηθούν πολύ[44]."

Hearing Valletta's order in their native language, the people inside the settlement started to move out from their house, albeit in fear of themselves getting deceived by the knights.

"Μη φοβάσαι. Αυτοί οι ιππότες ... θα βοηθήσουν επίσης την εκκένωση σας[45]," Ruby added, while stuttered a bit because of her first time on speaking Greek, "Είναι καλοί τύποι[46]."

Ruby's soft yet firm voice thankfully started to ensure the people that the Italian Lingua Knights are not the bad guy aka invaders as they now followed the Knights. With a simple nod fromValletta as a confirmation, the villagers are now following the Knight's formation as they're now marching to the Knight's fortification.


Fortification of Rhodes.

Near afternoon.

It took roughly four hours from Valletta alongside the Italian Lingua Knights and civilians from the countryside to arrive to the fortifications.

"Mère de ... La lingua italienne des chevaliers hospitaliers est arrivée![47]"

The declaration caught everyone who were busy fortify off guard. As they never expected the Italian Lingua were succeed in assisting the civilians to safety without any difficulties. It took only a short time before the current leader arrived.

"Mon ami Firenzi. Comment avez-vous réussi à persuader le civil de fuir en sécurité?[48]"

The Italian Lingua leader, who's now known as Firenzi, replied, "Ces étrangers nous aident sur notre chemin. Sinon, nous pourrions être éliminés par la charge initiale des Mamelouks[49]."

Firenzi pointed at Valletta and Ruby, the later cleaning her rapier (at Jerzy's instructions), and the former...

"Vous avez du café?[50]"

Just asking one of the most stupid things ever in history, causing confusion on every single trader and person inside the fortification who knew French. Seriously you're asking for that? Go to Muslim based countries instead.

"Oh, shit, forgot about that. Now we have to resort to that."

{Grande and hot water?}

Oh, shit...you stashed that?

"What, problem?"

No...I mean, can I have some?

{...}

"Sure...if you know da wae."

{Oh, no. Not this shit again.}

Oh, believe me, I will and I do.

"Ah, je vois[51]," the current Knights leader smiled, before noticed something, "Attends, tu viens de dire...Oh merde, les Mamelouks envahissent un jour plus tôt que prévu par nos espions. Tous les hommes, préparez-vous à nous rejoindre pour défendre ce pays[52]."

And this cause once again, confusion happened towards the villagers who just entered the fortification and most people who already inside it.

"?"

'Great. Again?' Valletta and Ruby, the later realized what actually happens, facepalmed.

"Euh, ils ne peuvent pas comprendre nos langues, Maître de Lastic. Cependant, ces étrangers peuvent[53]," Firenzi responded before looked at Valletta.

Valletta, after faceplamed, looked at Firenzi and before Firenzi could ask him to do so, he quickly cut.

"Okay, no need to order me." Valletta groaned before taking place from now the leader named de Lastic.

"Όλοι οι άντρες και οι νέοι, χρειαζόμαστε τη βοήθειά σας για να υπερασπιστούμε τη γη μας από τους εχθρούς όπως ακριβώς έκανε ο πρόγονος μας. Με πνεύμα και δύναμη μαζί ...[54]"

Valletta paused before smirked...

"Εμείς θα επικρατήσει![55]"

Everyone besides the Knights and them roared in unision as they are determined to protect the fortification, after hearing Valletta's not so inspirational speech...in my opinion before I got kicked by...

"Author, at least you're honest. That's not my best speech in the first place."

Okay, I have no idea you actually thought of that.

{Valletta...are you siding with this shitty author or you're just actually prefer action to words?}

"Both. But in this case, I would rather go with the last one."

"Voir, mon ami?[56]" Firenzi smiled at the situation, "Ils savent comment motiver ces Grecs.[57]"

de Lastic, who now looked at how spiritful the civilians at assisting the Knights in fortifying their defenses nodded, "Vous avez raison, Firenzi. Ces étrangers sont certainement la bénédiction de Dieu pour ces temps sombres.[58]"

He then turned back at several head each of Lingua of the Knights who just standing in front of him.

"Tout le monde, nous avons de graves nouvelles[59]," de Lastic paused, "Les Mamelouks ont attaqué un jour plus tôt que nos espions. Mais grâce à l'italien Lingua qui vient de patrouiller dans la région et à deux étrangers qui se trouvaient au bon endroit, ils ont repoussé leur attaque initiale. Mais attention, ils reviendront avec plus de chiffres, alors je veux que chacun garde les onze portes jusqu'à ce que notre dernier sang se répande et ne leur accorde aucune pitié.[60]"

Hearing the said orders, each head Lingua quickly rushed to their quarters to give their troops orders.

"¡Todo el mundo! ¡Prepárate para la batalla![61]

"Jeder! Verteidige die Südtore! Gib ihnen kein Viertel![62]"

"Perquè el Senyor Totpoderós aconsegueixi les portes de l'oest! Mostra als mamelucos sense pietat![63]"

"Ordes do mestre! Temos que axudar aos nosos irmáns nas portas do leste![64]"

"Todos! Ajude nossos colegas cavaleiros a defender os portões do leste dos mamelucos![65]"

"Ospitale-maisuaren maisuak Mamluksen inbasioaren hegoaldeko ateak defendatzeko aginduak eman ditu! Ezin ditugu horrelako munstro harro barbaroak inbaditu guk ere arnasa hartzen dugun bitartean![66]"

"We can not give up until we retook Jerussalem! Everyone, to south gate!"

"Provence Lingua, a pris les portes du sud! Auvergne Lingua, aider la Provence aussi! French Lingua, allez assister les Catalans dans l'ouest![67]"

"Lingua italienne, avec moi dans le nord![68]" de Lastic ordered as he hurried to the north.

"Grand Maître, et eux [69]?" Firenzi asked as he looked at Valletta and Ruby, the former was in crossroads as he looked left and right while the later looking at the former.

Chinatsu noticed the confusion of Valletta, as she also felt the same as well.

{Valletta? West or East?}

"Not sure...wiki stated that Mamluks bombarded the western side of fortification, to be precise the Agios Antonios Gate. But they breached the Mandraki Harbour which is the eastrn side of fortification."

{So it's west, isn't it?}

However, Valletta's decision was not decided by the wiki that he read (which how he got internet access in renaissance era is still beyond me, as the author, explanation) or Chinatsu...

"Actually, I put most historical battles on offline save, but I might plan to do a makeshift internet access so I don't miss muh Dorisupi."

I suggest not, but knowing you...that's not likely, or even Chinatsu.

"Wahhh...Valletta-san, Honkais inbound..."

But by Ruby's warning.

"The fuck?" Valletta cursed, "Ruby, where?"

"There," Ruby pointed at the tower, which shown the Fort of St. Nicholas with its tower.

{Shit, honkais in the east? Oh, for fuck's sake! This is already fucking deviating from the history.}

"Chinatsu, we're also deviating from the history as well, just by our appearance alone, you know. Also the Mamluk's early attack."

{Fair point.}

"Grand Maître, placez chaque lingua à l'ouest. Nous assisterons León, le portugais et las Castille à l'est[70]."

de Lastic and Firenzi, who heard Valletta's response, was surprised.

"Comment est-ce que vous...qu'est-ce c'est au nom de Dieu?[71]" de Lastic now looked at the eastern side as now he saw the pink monster known as Honkai.

One officer of the main branch of the Knights asked, "Comment peuvent être les Mamelouks se battent?[72]"

Ruby, now with the Valletta and Chinatsu's language transfer knowledge, and Valletta looked at the said officer. The former sighed while the latter two facepalmed.

{Mamluk goes with yellow not pink, you dumbass. That's honkai.}

"Chinatsu...should I beat some of your senses to make you realize that shouldn't saying bad words, especially to a God's most illustrious order?"

{Oh, come on Jerzy. I have right to. Did he not see the color difference?}

"Chinatsu, you don't have to be rude...these guys except some of the Italian Lingua we just met didn't know them yet...also..."

*TWHACK!*

Their mental communication was cut short as Firenzi smacked the said officer.

"AKWOAKWOAKWOAKWOAKWOAKWOAKWOAKWOAKWOAKWOAK!"

"Damn. Never knew that happened."

{It's official, Firenzi, you're now my new best friend.}

"Non imbécile. Ces monstres roses s'appellent Honkai d'après ce que ces étrangers ont dit[73]."

Both Valletta and Chinatsu (in astral state) laughed at the current development, whilst Jerzy (in astral state) facepalmed and Ruby looked empty eyed, both either at the poor officers or Valletta and Chinatsu, most likely at the latter because Ruby and Jerzy thought it was a sign of disrespect.

"Oui...oui[74]," Valletta agreed, still laughing at the poor officer.

While de Lastic didn't approve such a rude response (more from Firenzi than Valletta), he nodded as now he realized what the name of the monsters he have faced.

"Aussi de Lastic, ils sont plus que capables de les combattre, ainsi que de lutter contre les Mamelouks[75]," Firenzi added, trying to convince de Lastic as he's not sure of Valletta and Ruby's combat prowess.

"Notre cavalerie éclaireuse a confirmé que [76]."

"Huh?"

{Jerzy, Ruby, apparently they sent in scout while we're busy dealing with the Honkais in the settlement.}

"I think also during our time diverting the attention of the Mamluks should be put in consideration as well, after all we did help them right?"

"Ah, I see."

"I see."

"Eh?"

"Eh?" both Jerzy and Ruby was surprised, alongside their Firenzi, Italian Lingua Knights and their fellow Grand Master's Knights.

{Why don't you fucking speak English sooner, you idiotic old man?}

"Stop speaking bad, Chinatsu-san."

"This is Knight's Order we're speaking to. The Grand Master especially."

{You guys suck. He could save us from forcing us to using foreign language.}

"But saying bad words to a Grand Master? Do you wished a death?"

"Well...that happened. So, Grand Master de Lastic, shall we?" Valletta just ignored their mental communication as he shrugged. The Grand Master just nodded.

"Yes. By the way, before we left for the battlefield, where do you hail from, stranger?"

"Numazu," Ruby replied.

"Parisot, Provence region. Better get going before our fellow Knights gets slaughtered."

"You're right, time is essential. I bid you foreigners our blessing to safety. May Lord protect you on this battlefield."

"You too," Valletta responded before left with Ruby.

"Provence?"

"Jerzy, de Valette hails from Lingua of Provence." Jerzy nodded at the knowledge Valletta just explained as they rushed into the Mandraki harbour.

As soon as they're in the Mandraki harbour, they saw the carnage caused by the Honkai. Fallen debries everywhere and dead bodies piled up causing Ruby to cringe at such horror. Thankfully most dead bodies are from the Mamluks while there's still few from civilian and the Knights's body lay down, dead.

"I guess the Knights are realizing that Honkais are far more dangerous than Mamluks."

"Yet still we have some fallen, Jerzy-san."

"Because they died protecting civilians. Well, we better get moving."

Valletta and Ruby then rushed into the Fort, they see even more carnage. Some of the Knights are dispersed as one group of them are hardly deal any damage to a group of Chariot Honkais while the other dealt with the Mamluks while trying to fight another group of Honkai Knights. The third group, however and thankfully, has finished with all the archangels, yet with some loses, as they're now ordering evacutaion on the trapped civilians.

"Thank God, the Portuguese know how to deal with the archangels."

{Jerzy while I don't know how you do know that was Portuguese was beyond me, sadly the archangels are the weakest of Honkai despite being the most versatile in manouver. But yes, Portuguese are finally found a way to beat them. With good drills, I'm sure they can bash any Honkai cannon-feeders out of the way.}

"Cannon-feeders?"

{Basically weak soliders those are easy to die.}

"WHAT?!"

"Jerzy, sadly, Chinatsu's right. Ruby, sync up again."

"Un."

*FHUN!*

"Todos, retire-se![77]"

Valletta sighed as now he realized the confusion from the villagers.

'Note to self: Get some local Greek into the Knights or teach them Greeks.'

Before it escalates into panic, Valletta quickly ordered...

"Αποδράστε στην ασφαλή ζώνη μέσα στο φρούριο! Οι ιππότες θα βοηθήσουν![78]"

"Obrigado, estranho por nos ajudar [79]." A Portuguese Lingua replied after seeing the villagers now following Portugese Lingua Knight's direction.

"Agradeça-me mais tarde se sobrevivermos a essa merda[80]. Ruby, assist the Castillan Lingua."

"Hai."

"Você Português, consiga civis para a segurança ainda ficar afiado em qualquer emboscada possível. Eu ajudarei o León a lidar com esses Chariots[81]."

While surprised with Valletta's order, the Portugese Lingua nodded as they're now doing the exact order.

Wasting no time, Ruby readied her rapier in right hand and she slashed one Honkai Knight with it to pixels trying to stab a Mamluk soldier. The said Mamluk soldier tried to stab Ruby as he knows that she was one of the enemies in the war, yet he was stabbed to death by another Honkai Knight who actually aimed for Ruby.

Ruby wasted no time at the said Knight as she went for upward slash at it, staggering it before one of the Castillan Lingua Knights jumped on it, sword in hand as it stabbed the Honkai Knight into pink pixels.

"?" The said knight was in confusion before his eyes widened at another Honkai Knight charged at him.

*SWOOOOSH!*

*CTANG!*

He would be dead if not for Ruby, who deflected the charging attack form Honkai Knight. Ruby, however, was caught off guard momentarily as she was knocked down due to her miscalculation of the force from such attack.

"Tch!"

Thankfully, she stood up unharmed.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Before retaliating with a number of slashes of stabs, killing it as it disperes into pink pixels.

"¿Estás bien?[82]"

"Sí.[83]"

"Bueno. La próxima vez, ten cuidado. Honkai no escupió sangre cuando muere. Se convierte en píxeles de color rosa en su lugar. Y no estoy bromeando, es rosa[84]," Ruby cleans the dirt on her clothes before she noticed something that smell.

'Seriously, I think I need new clothes. And bath,' she thought as she felt uneasy and stink on her bodies...probably due to sweat.

"Ya veo...[85]"

With the advice from Ruby, the now recovered Castillan Lingua Knights attacked one of poor Mamluks cavalry who went close to them, killing him before yelled to warn one of their fellow Knights who was now fighting another Honkai Knight. The said Castillan Knights rolled to avoid getting hit before went to its back, stabbed it three times as it dispersed into pink pixel, confusing his fellow Lingua Knights.

"Jose. Cuidado, nuestro caballero extranjero dijo que la cosa rosa no es mamelucos. Es Honkai. Y no escupió sangre cuando murió, se dispersó en píxeles rosados tan ridículos como suena. Advertir a todos los demás [86]."

With the renewed vigor and recently earned knowledge from fellow Castillan Knights, Jose nodded before killing another three Mamluk soldiers who went in front of him, before warned his superior.

Meanwhile, as Valletta arrived in another location, he saw León Lingua Knights fared worse as they barely damage any of the Chariots. Thankfully none are died but they're begun to tire out due to Chariots's strength. Valletta, seeing this quickly reacted...

"Oi...you big fat ass ugly pinkies..."

All the Chariots who were pushing the Leóns in Valletta's vicinity are now looking at him.

"GET OVER HERE!"

Valletta yelled, imitating a voice from a certain flame ninja of MK, as he rushed into one of the Chariots nearby, punching it in the guts to make it fly before he pulls a kitchen knife (which the truth is actually a standard mid size kitchen knife from St. Freya Academy) and stab it into pixels.

Another Chariot, enraged with its fellow being's death, leaped at him. But Valletta quickly rolled to avoid before pushed it gently yet with powerful force, making it fly to its fellow Chariots who tried to attack the Leónese Knights instead, knocking them down and stunning them.

{Valletta, chance! Order them!}

"On it!"

Valletta, seeing the stunned state of the Chariots, ordered the nearby León.

"Todo o mundo, cobra![87]"

Despite being worn out by the pressure, the León Knights nearby him quickly regained their strength as they rushed to perform a general charge as they see their pink enemies were stunned, they managed to kill them all but they're confused as they're seeing pink pixels dispersing instead of blood.

Valletta facepalmed as he realizing his mistake, "Sentímolo, esquecín isto. Non eran mamelucos. Foi un dos tipos de Honkai, o Chariot (Carro) para ser exacto. Son lentos pero poderosos ao facer un salto suficiente para esmagarte. E cando morre, dispersáronse en píxeles rosados no canto de quedarse sen sangue vermello. Teña en conta que esta morte aplícase a todos os tipos de Honkai[88]." The current León Lingua Knights are nodded at the explanation.

'But one thing: how they're even appeared in here and somewhat stronger than the standard HI3 Honkais in our world, and even stronger than the most annoying 'not KOF' Lugal?' Valletta thought as he saw the damage caused by the Chariots, as it's strong enough to cause the damage that is usually Emperor Class Honkai beasts caused.

Yet he decided to push that thought away as he and now the relieved León knights went to assist other fellow León knights who was being pushed by another group of Chariots which didn't notice the defeat of their fellow Honkais.

It did take a long time but with Valletta's instructions and León Lingua Knight's vigor, they managed to clean all the Chariots from the area. As soon as the area were cleared from the Chariots, one of the León Lingua Knights raised his right hand and shouted in glory before followed by all but Valletta (he just nodded although he did raised his right hand) as they're now retreating to the safe area to assist the west gate, yet still cautious as Valletta's per instruction to be aware of any possible ambush.

Hearing the glory yell of the Leóns, Ruby and Castillan Knights's morale are raised even more as they're now on the offensive. The sudden morale increase causing the Mamluks into panic and the Honkai Knights into disarray as they are picked slowly one by one. It took around an hour before they finished off the Mamluks and Honkai Knights from the Fort.

"¡Por el Señor Todopoderoso![89]" one of the Castillan Lingua Knights yelled victoriously before followed by everyone in Ruby's group.

"¡Por el Señor Todopoderoso!"

"¡Por el Señor Todopoderoso!"

Seeing the sun begins to set, Ruby and Castillan Lingua Knights hurried back to the Fort, later eager to assist their fellow Lingua Knights in the west gate with their victory over Mamluk and Honkai. It didn't took long time as they regrouped with Valletta and León Lingua Knights, which walked in more steady pace, as they now walked together to the Gate of St. Paul, which welcomed by cheers of the civilians and Portugese Lingua Knights.

Everyone soon conversed at each other as they met, most at the decision to aid their fellow in west gate. Meanwhile, Valletta looked over Ruby, whose clothes dirtied and slightly tattered after the battle, in concern.

"Ruby?"

"Don't worry Valletta. Just a scratch after deflecting one Honkai Knight's attack." Ruby's reassurance gives Valletta a sigh in relief, "Should we go and assist Grand Master de Lastic in the west?" she asked back.

"I think...not," Valletta responded as he saw the remaining Lingua of the the Knights Hospitaller heading towards them.

de Lastic and Firenze, seeing Valletta, Ruby, civilians, and León, Castillan, and Portuguese Lingua to come alive, sighed in relief as they heading towards them with the head of each Lingua (others went back to their quarters), excluding the later three (León, Castillan, and Portuguese) as they are still tired.

"My friend. I see you come back alive. Looks like your prowess did not speak lies."

"Seems so, you guys looked fine. I guees Mamluks decided to pull back their forces on the west?"

"No, we did clashed but for a moment. The Mamluks were worried about their supply and their artillery from Honkai instead, also the scouts sent by them report the massive trouble at Mandraki harbour. Thankfully we manage to intercept him but we thought at the moment to sent French and Catalan to assist yours, but it seems that you guys managed to defeat them."

"Yeah...still, we have casualities from civilians and us, alongside Portuguese," the Castillan captain replied.

"Thankfully none from Leóns."

Valletta's additional response surprising the head of Castillan Lingua and Portuguese Lingua, including Ruby as well. Leónese head Lingua just smile weakly.

"How in the name of the Jesus, you did not lost anyone of them?" Jerzy, being curious, mentally asked in surprised tone.

{Well...they're surprisingly good at reading their enemies and adeptible, slighty better if I want to compare to standard Valkryia squads.}

"Also, all Mamluks are wiped out by the Chariots and no civilians in the area so the Leóns only face them. Also their Leónese leader was actually aware of sudden change of battle situation."

"Lucky. But how in the name of God we have Honkais in this era? Because the last time we recorded the occurance of Honkai Impact was 1978, which was the 2nd Impact."

{Don't ask me that, Jerzy. I even have no idea of their sudden appearance. But one thing to notice, their strength are stronger. Their standard attack is equivalent of our world's Emperor class Honkai beast. And if we met that Emperor class, expect hell breaks loose.}

"That means, their variant are going to be more powerful." Jerzy's eyes widen at the revelation

"Chinatsu has a point though. But, how the hell we have le Honkais in le Renaissance era?"

{Not sure. But why I have a gut feeling that she might be here.}

"Huh?"

{Milivia, from what data we scammed a bit, was an avid medieval era fan, especially the Eastern Roman Empire.}

Valletta's eyes harden as he knew what Chinatsu mentally mean.

"Ah shit, do you think she will destroy any dimension that having Byzantine no chance of survive?"

Chinatsu's eyes widen this time, as Valletta explained.

{You mean, she will keep trying until only Byzantium survive and reform that Roman Empire?}

"That's one of the possibilities."

"I see."

"By the way...how do you guys know that it was not Mamluks?" The British Head Lingua asked.

"Those things are dispersed into pink pixels as these foreigners stated, also they did not spilled blood like Mamluk invaders." The Leónese Head Lingua replied instead.

"Ah, I see. I guess introdcutions are in order," de Lastic smiled as he began to introduce themselves, "Good stranger, I am Grandis Magister Jean de Lastic, leader of the Knights Hospitaller."

"I am Firenzi Boldu, Italian Head Lingua."

"My name is Cayo Simón, Aragonese Head Lingua." Valletta took a flat face at this name but inside his mental, he's laughing.

"Oh look, we have Tayo."

{Hei Tayo, hei Tayo, dia bis kecil ramah.}

"Jesus! It is Cayo, stop mis-nicknaming people! Especially at the Knights."

"But...Jerzy...I found Tayo is easier to spell."

"See, even Ruby agrees with it."

"NOT YOU TOO RUBY!"

"Well, friend. I am Marcelinho Amorim II, Portuguese Head Lingua."

"Nice to meet you, mate. I am John V of Nottingham, English Head Lingua and co-leader of Anglo-Bavaria Lingua."

"Ah...ze name ist Frank Swartzen, Leader of ze Bavarian as well as Anglo-Bavaria Lingua."

"Well...thanks for saving our fellow brethen in the east. Ernio Asua III, Castillan Basque Head Lingua."

"Silvestre Isal, Catalan Head Lingua. Pleased to meet you good strangers."

"Gracia Neira. Born Portuguese but become head Lingua of León, thanks for the save...by the way, I see you fought like me, can we spar hand to hand fight?"

'He scouts me?' Valletta thought, surprised as someone saw his fight.

Other head Linguas groaned at this prospect, as they know how strong Gracia is when fighting unarmed, while Ruby sighed. Valletta meanwhile, just shrugged as he dismissing his confusing thought while he thinking that it was a fun idea to spar.

"Well...sure."

'Strangers, you have no idea what do you just done,' the other head Lingua including de Lastic thought. However, Firenzi has other thought.

'Actually...I think Gracia is in tough spot. He has agility of a thief and power of a berserker despite being a laid back person.'

"I wonder why you're agreed to spar with him hand to hand. Excuse my manners though, I am Damian de Grizio, my mother was a Castillan married to an Italian noble but I am staying in my birth place. I am Castillan Head Lingua of the Knights."

"Good night milady, I'm Clement Demaret, French Head Lingua."

"Stop womanizing Demaret, Milet De La Parisot, Provence Head Lingua."

"Ah, so you are born in the same place as me, eh?" Valletta responded at this name. Milet, hearing the response, smiled.

"I was." Milet smiled, "I guess you're from Provence eh?"

"Yup."

"Milet, you're even worse. How many time I do have to save your butt from angry woman who was busy with their field day," the last Head Lingua replied, looking pissed. "Duze Allard, sadly I am male despite my female namings. I am Auvergne Head Lingua by the way."

{Boo to Duze. Yay for Milet. Long live perverts.}

"Seconded."

"Okay. Well I guess we are going to introduce ours, Ruby..."

"Ha..hai. Name is Ruby Kurosawa...e...um...call me Ruby...uhh...nice to...meet you."

"Forgive her, she is a bit shy with male; in fact we just met yesterday due to some...accident. And I'm Jean Parisot de Valette, call me Valletta though. I guess you know some girl hanging spot eh, Milet?"

'God, no...one Milet is enough. Two Milet is even worse,' Duze cursed as he knows where this conversation is going.

As Milet, hearing Valletta's name and response smiled, "Ah, I have plenty Valletta. We have..."

"Milet...stop it," de Lastic cut, "I think we finally have our stranger's name then. So...," he brandished his sword as he put his sword on Ruby and Valletta's right shoulder, "Well, I, Grandis Magister Jean de Lastic, hereby on the behalf of the Knights Hospitaller of Rhodes, baptizes Jean Parisot de Valette and Ruby Kurosawa de Numazu as our newest Knights on their bravery to stop the terror of Mamluk from sieging our fortress in Rhodes..."

"de Numazu? Pardon me, Grandis Magister de Lastic, but I think Ruby should go with other names instead...de Numazu sounds like she's from the Far East continent of Asia." The others were surprised at Valletta's response.

"Valletta, we know that Ruby is from the Far East Asia but we're using Renaissance European names for nobles."

"Jerzy, even Far East Asian nobles' doesn't use name based from their origin, clan is. Number is possible. But place? Straight no."

"Point."

"Whoa...never in our life we see a brave young girl from Great Nation of Ming to join our order. Also, until we managed to found her a noble name of this, we should name her as such only in Knight's Order."

Valletta, Jerzy, and Chinatsu facepalmed, the former physically while the later two mentally.

"I'm not a Chinsese noble." Ruby pouted both physically and mentally.

"Ming? She's Jap for the love of the Mount Taikan, also not nobility."

Valletta took a moment breathing before replied, "Ah...she's Japanese born not Chinese Ming if I want to clarify, Master de Lastic."

Ruby, now felt relieved by Valletta's clarification, asked mentally, "Valletta, does it mean we have to re-experience of the Sengoku era battles?"

"You mean the depicted dramatization of Sengoku Warriors? Nah, important stage of Sengoku era while it begins at 1467, the most impotrant part did not start until 1565. Even the Vienna siege with Hussars was in 1683."

"Huh?"

"Being a game, Sengoku Warriors has some good representation of Sengoku era Ruby, with some changes obviously. Ruby, ah...I think I know a perfect Renaissance name for you."

Ruby deadpanned when Valletta said game, but was surprised when he mentally said has a new name for her, "You have?"

"Yup. Trust me."

"Grand Master, I think Ruby Allais De Numazu should be worked, because I fear of the Pope purging her due to heresy despite the fact that she is actually Catholic," Valletta spoke, surprising every Head Lingua in the location, including de Lastic himself.

{And yet you decided to go add her birth place in her name.}

"Kurosawa means black marsh in Japanese and in French means Marais, I guess Allais is close enough for the pronounciation to that."

{Allais and Marais? Allais...Allais...Mallais...Marrais}

"And Japanese sucks at L pronounciation, they called it as r instead."

{Umm...I guess you have a point.}

"Also, that's to ensure her name is safe enough with the Renaissance era nobility naming, you know how the nobles gaining their fame from right?"

"I see. A win-win solution."

"I see. But yes. We are not going to purge everyone who fought for the sake of recapture Jerusalem..." Master de Lastic smiled.

"Christianity holy site?"

"Yes, milady..."

"Demaret, silence." Duze and Milet cut, other Head Lingua laughed at Demaret's vain womanizing, including Valletta whilst Ruby's face are matches her hair.

"Wow, a 45 year Head Lingua tried womanizing a 16 year old schoolgirl? Definitely, no. She shall be forever with Honk."

Nah. He can try anyway. Let him.

"As our newest knight-diplomat."

Both have different reaction at the current situation as de Lastic said his decision.

"At least, this job is still relevant with my capabilities in the past life, Ruby-san."

"Hai. Thank you, Grand Master de Lastic."

Ruby was relieved to take such task that did not involve bloodshed unless summoned to defend them from Honkai, Valletta, howewer, while his outsides show his calmness...

"Grand Master, while I am grateful with such a task you have ordered on us..."

'Hell no I'm not going to be a fucking diplomat. We suck balls on that. That's a fucking one way ticket to destroy every great nation, beside fucking greedy assholes, idiotic moves, and lies of politicians.'

But inside his mind he's beyond pissed.

{Seconded. Diplomacy is a one way ticket to hell.}

Including Chinatsu.

"...But can you guys excuse us for some preparation for possible incoming invasion from Mamluks. Because I think that was only the first wave from them. And I do believe that they will send more armies to capture this..."

Valletta's word was cut by a sudden arrival of a man on horse.

"Grand Master de Lastic...what happened here, we thought Mamluks will attack tomorrow."

"Ah, Jacques. The Mamluks pushed their attack eariler. But thanks to our newly baptized Knights and now our new diplomats, Jean Parisot de Valette and Ruby Allais De Numazu, we managed to repel them." de Lastic replied to the man on the horse, whose known as Jacques before introducing him, "Ah, by the way, this is our leader of spy network ring, Jacques D'Aboville."

"Ah, I see. Thank you for your bravery on repelling the attack, Lady Knight Allais and young master de Valette..."

"Ah, just call me Valletta and Ruby. Both of us don't like being called as nobility in all honestly," Valletta cut as Ruby nodded at this.

"I see then, a sense of modesty. By the way, Master de Lastic, our spies reporting that the Mamluks are packing their weapons to their base."

{Well, so much for one single invasion that cannonically ends in thrity eight days.}

"A month?"

{Yes. They're. But because one: No Honkai and two: Reorganizing strength because attacking waves.}

"Chinatsu has a point."

"Whelp...I guess le Honkais are destroying their forces more than we expected."

"This is good chance to destroy them...I will quickly...propose a counter attack to disrupt their withdrawal."

"Highly doubt it Master de Lastic, military council might have heard how powerful the pink monsters known as Honkai attack and their damage dealt on our defenses in one single attack, they can't risk losing you as your leadership and fortification skills was highly needed so they most likely will reject your proposal," Valletta paused as he sighed, "As much as I like to bash some of their head as well, I mean bashing Mamluks head."

Everyone cringed...however the most surprising comes from Gracia Neira as he laughed heartily.

"Ah, not our time to deliver them a good bashing I guess."

Firenzi, seeing how Gracia laughed in a friendly tone to another person besides de Lastic and him, come into conclusion in his mind.

'Note to de Lastic: Valletta better be sent to front line instead as diplomat, put him with Neira and not even Ottoman Jannisaries might survive their assault. Ruby might be good as diplomat but seeing her adaptability and her cooperation with Valletta, best sent her in missions together with him. Though from her, I might like to learn some of how to handle enemy cavalry. I admit we're a bit lacking on that and almost wiped out if not for her.'

Jacques nodded at Valletta's opinion before added, "His opinion is surprisingly logical, the military council was sent a propsal of white peace by Mamluks due to the pink enemies that destroy almost all of their attacking forces and decided to send our acceptance letter."

de Lastic was pissed, "You have to be kidding me. This is our chance..."

*SHING!*

Whatever de Lastic was trying to saying next was cut as Ruby noticed the pink shining thing on the pocket Jacques has, "Huh? Why that was shining?"

"Ah. I found this from one of the dead Mamluk soldier. I was curious and originally I wanted to ask you of this." Jacques quickly grabbed what inside his horse's side pocket from his saddle, which reveal a pink thing that surrounded by pink block crystals that was broken.

{Oh, shit. Honkai crystal?}

"Honkai crystal?"

"No, Chinatsu. And Ruby, that's Trinity Crystal Shard, a fragment."

{I see.}

Valletta quickly snatched the crystal fragment from Jacques as he explained, "Sorry for that but I know this thing. This is a crystal fragment known as Trinity Crystal Shard, which is a aggregate of Honkai energy, a common side effect of the catastrophy caused by pink monsters as you say Jacques, which is called Honkai," he paused a bit before added, "And usually, Honkais are manifestation of God's wrath. I know this order is a mlitary religious order and the people inside this order might end up in desperation and later abandon their ways of God into anarchy. But for a person who worked with that like me and ironically, after knowing the truth, it was not. It was a cause of a wrath manifestation of a single person whose dreams are never come into fruition."

"So basically like he or she retaliaties on a world where her dreams are never realized?" Firenzi asked.

"Sadly...yes. And I am afraid this is her next destination to destroy this world if it was the happening. Can we dicuss this away from the council?"

"Huh, why?"

"Jacques," Valletta sighed before looking down, "I can't risk anything leaks that results us into total extinction, as Honkais are...capable of destroying worlds in an instant.


Unknown Place...

The man, wearing traditional Chinese dress, arrived in front of the emperor...which is guraded by a lot of elite Asian Longspear guard.

"My emperor, I bring interesting rumor."

"I hope this is not the news about the Indian silk again." The emperor looked bored with the news that might be sent.

"Ah...no. One of our diplomat sent overheard a rumor in the west...in the Rhodes...there are two people who has been rumored to have the same case with the arrival of our "Messenger from Heaven" Hongō Kazuto. These people are capable of holding the Mamluk invasion as well as able to lead armies to fend off the mysterious pink monsters who has been lately harassing our western trade efficiency."

"Ah," the emperor begin to scratch his chin...looking interested as the news delivered to him was the new one, "Do you manage to know their name?"

"About that...sadly...the Qara Qoynulu managed to detect our spy network and expel our diplomat before we managed to get their name."

"I see...that is unfortunate. I suppose it is time to us to get more tributaries. And...Kang Fen?"

"Yes my emperor?" The now named Kang Fen asked.

"Call back Zhuan Huo from Qara and tell him to build a new spy network in Byzantine, my order."

"I will, my emperor."


Note:

[1] Geia sou fíle, pós eínai i sodeiá? (Hey friend, how's the crop? (Greek))

[2] Kalá fíle mou, afxánetai statherá ... sýntoma nomízo óti boró na xekiníso na agoráso perissóterous exoplismoús. Oi kalliérgeies pou parágontai edó apaitoúntai akómi perissótero, eidiká gia tous evgeneís. (Well my friend, it's steadily increasing...soon I think I can start buy more equipments. Crops produced here are demanded even more, especially in for nobles. (Greek)).

[3] Brávo sou (Good for you (Greek)).

[4] Ta chrímata apó tin pólisi aftón ton kalliergeión eínai eláchista se thési na apoplirósoun to dáneió mas stin topikí trápeza. (Money from selling these crops is barely able to repay our loan to the local bank. (Greek))

[5] Vlépo (I see (Greek)).

[6] Chorís anisychíes, tha sas voithíso na exoflísete to dáneió sas. Metá apó óla, eímaste adelfoí den eímaste? (No worries, I will help you to repay your loan. After all, we are brothers aren't we? (Greek)).

[7] Akóma ki étsi, tha protimoúsa na exoflíso to dáneió mas me diká mou chrímata. Den thélo na sas empisteftó perissótero, adelfé. (Even so, I would rather to repay our loan with my own money. I don't want to rely on you more, brother. (Greek))

[8] Min piézete ton eaftó sas pára polý. Akóma ki an échoume tóra ti dikí mas oikogéneia, exakolouthoúme na échoume schési me to aíma. Kai den thélo na do ton megalýtero aderfó mou tóra se perissótera provlímata. (Don't push yourself too much. Even if we're now having our own family, we're still blood related. And I don't want to see my big brother now in more trouble. (Greek))

[9] Metá apó óla, aftó eínai gia ólous tous adelfoús échoun... (After all, this is for all brother have...(Greek))

[10] Aderfé, proséxte! (Brother, watch out! (Greek))

[11] Aderfé, eísai entáxei?(Brother, are you alright? (Greek))

[12] Eímai kalá (I'm fine (Greek))

[13] Oi echthroí apofasízoun na mas epitethoún? (Are the enemies decided to attack us? (Greek))

[14] Poios eísai? Prospatheíte na mas eisválei? (Who are you? Are you trying to invade us? (Greek))

[15] Aftó den eínai asteío. Sovará, pós boró na sas eisválo eán den échoume kan idéa gia to poú eímaste?! (That's not funny. Seriously, how I can invade you if we even have no idea where the fuck we are?! (Greek))

[16] Akóma ki an boreís na milíseis ti glóssa mas, skeftíkame akóma óti eísai katáskopos tou echthroú prospathóntas na enimeróseis ton echthró pou... (Even if thou can speak our language, we still thought that you're enemy spy, trying to inform the enemy that... (Greek))

[17] Aderfé, stamatíste! Ypárchei mia asyneíditi gynaíka ekeí! (Brother, stop! There's an unconscious woman there! (Greek))

[18] Échete neró? (Do you guys have water? (Greek))

[19] People of Rhodes. We as the cavalry of Knights Hospitaller, orders everyone in the vicinity to harvest everything crops yield in haste for the incoming invasion...of the land. (Italian)

[20] Also known as Langue de Italo-Romance, a branch of Knights Hospitaller originiated from group of Romance languages spoken in Italy, Corsica (France), and formerly in Dalmatia (Croatia).

[21] Just great (Polish).

[22] Knights, don't speak Italian to major Greek. They won't understand. Let me speak it for you instead. (Italian).

[23] Oi ánthropoi tis Ródou, emeís os ippikó ton Ioannínon Ioannídon, diatázoume ólous tous plisiésterous na mazévoun óla ta sodeiá se viasýni gia tin eiserchómeni eisvolí ... tis gis (People of Rhodes. We as the cavalry of Knights Hospitaller, orders everyone in the vicinity to harvest everything crops yield in haste for the incoming invasion...of the land (Greek)).

[24] Well...problem solved for you. (Italian)

[25] Just one thing. Just because Italian Latin is slightly closer to the Greek doesn't mean that the people will understand that language. You guys still need Greek. Also...pardon me, what year is this? (Italian)

[26] August 10, 1444 AD (Italian).

[27] Son of a bitch! Exactly the time Mamluk invasion to Rhodes?! Crazy author, do you want to kill us slowly? (Indonesian).

[28] Incoming enemy cavalry! (Italian).

[29] Wha...WHAT?! (Japanese).

[30] Everyone...prepare for battle! (Italian).

[31] This is our chance! Everyone, engage! (Italian).

[32] 'aelam 'anani 'uqatil bialear , lkn min fadlik ... nahn 'aeda' , lidha 'aeatani 'afdal tasdida! (I know I fight bare handed, but please...we're enemies so give me your best shot! (Arabic)).

[33] hasna! 'ant alwardiu alwahsh alduhun alqabihat! tueal fi wajhi ya ghabi alhamar! (Okay! You pink ugly fat monster! Come at me you dumb ass! (Arabic))

[34] Oh calm down, I'm not your enemy. The Mamluks has been dispatched. But now we have that and the civilians still holding on their house in fear of them (Italian).

[35] In the name of god, what are those things? (Italian).

[36] Also, hold this area. We will clear those things and get the civilian (Italian).

[37] He has a point (Italian).

[38] Our cavalry did told me that he's just clearing the enemy cavalry archers and those things...(Italian).

[39] ...alone with just his bare hands (Italian).

[40] Holy mother of god. These two foreign people know how to fight these terrors with such grace and power. Also they seemed to know their weakness...It might be risky because of their origin and religion but I think we can ask the Grand Master to put them as an exception (Italian).

[41] They have cleared the area from the enemy troops. It's time for us to evacuate them. Though, we might need their assistance (Italian).

[42] Thank you for assist us in the battle. We are very grateful at your bravery. But can you assist us evacuating the civilians to our fortifications of Rhodes? (Italian).

[43] Sure. But we have to move in haste. Mamluks might not going to attack anytime soon but the Honkais can. (Italian).

[44] Oi ánthropoi tis Ródou tha boroúsame na nikísoume tous eisvoleís allá den boroúme na diakindynéfsoume óloi na pethánoun mátaia. Gia na exasfalísoume tin asfáleiá sas, pigaínoume viastiká stin ochýrosí mas méchri na apokroúsoun tous eisvoleís. Ekeínoi pou boroún na agonistoún kai na mas voithísoun sti glóssa tha ektimithoún polý. (People of Rhodes, we might have defeated the invaders but we can't risk everyone die in vain. So to ensure your safety, we are going in haste to our fortification until the invaders are repelled. Those who can fight and assist us in language will be greatly appreciated. (Greek)).

[45] Mi fovásai. Aftoí oi ippótes ... tha voithísoun epísis tin ekkénosi sas. (Uh...don't be afraid. These knights...are going to assist your evacuation as well (Greek)).

[46] Eínai kaloí týpoi (They are good guys (Greek)).

[47] Mother of ... The Italian lingua of the hospitaller knights has arrived! (French)

[48] My friend, Firenzi. How do you managed to persuade the civilian to escape to safety? (French)

[49] These foreigners help us on our way. If not, we might be wiped out by the initial charge of the Mamluks (French).

[50] You guys have coffee? (French).

[51] Ah, I see. (French).

[52] Wait, did you just say...Oh shit, the Mamluks are invading a day earlier than our spies predicted. Everyone who are male, prepare to join us to defend this land (French).

[53] Uh, they can't understand our languages, Master de Lastic. However, these foreigners can. (French).

[54] Óloi oi ántres kai oi néoi, chreiazómaste ti voítheiá sas gia na yperaspistoúme ti gi mas apó tous echthroús ópos akrivós ékane o prógonos mas. Me pnévma kai dýnami mazí ... (Everyone male and young, we need your assistance in defending our land from the enemies just like our ancestor did. With our spirit and strength together... (Greek))

[55] Emeís tha epikratísei! (We will prevail! (Greek)).

[56] See, my friend? (French).

[57] They know how to motivate these Greeks. (French).

[58] You are right, Firenzi. These foreigners are surely god's blessing for these dark times. (French).

[59] Everyone, we have grave news (French).

[60] The Mamluks attacked a day earlier than our spies reported. But thanks to the Italian Lingua who just on patrol of the area and two foreigners who happened to be there in the right place, they have repelled their intial attack. But beware, they will come back with more in numbers, so I want everyone to guard all the eleven gates until our last blood spilled and give them no mercy (French).

[61] Everyone! Prepare for battle! (Spanish).

[62] Everyone! Defend the south gates! Give them no quarter! (German).

[63] For the Lord Almighty, get the west gates! Show the Mamluks no mercy! (Catalan).

[64] Master's orders! We have to assist our brethren in the east gates! (Galicia).

[65] Everyone! Assist our fellow knights to defend the east gates from the Mamluks! (Portuguese).

[66] The master of Hospitaller has give us orders to defend the south gates from Mamluks invasion! We can't let such barbary vile monsters invade ours while we're still breathing! (Basque).

[67] Provence Lingua, took the south gates! Auvergne Lingua, assist the Provence as well! French Lingua, go assist the Catalans in west! (French).

[68] Italian Lingua, with me in the north! (French).

[69] Grand Master, How about him? (French).

[70] Grand Master, get every single lingua to the west. We will assist León, Portuguese, and Castille in the east. (French).

[71] How do you...what in the name of god is that? (French).

[72] How can be Mamluks are fighting each other? (French).

[73] No, you idiot. That pink monstrosities are called Honkai from what these foreigners said. (French).

[74] Yes...yes. (French).

[75] Also de Lastic, they're more than capable of fighting them, as well as fighting Mamluks. Our scout cavalry confirmed that. (French).

[76] Our scout cavalry confirmed that. (French).

[77] Everyone, retreat! (Portuguese).

[78] Apodráste stin asfalí zóni mésa sto froúrio! Oi ippótes tha voithísoun! (Retreat to safe zone inside fort! The knights will assist! (Greek)).

[79] Thanks, stranger for helping us (Portuguese).

[80] Thank me later if we survive this shit (Portugese),

[81] You Portuguese, get civilians to safety yet stay sharp on any possible ambush. I'll help the León handling those Chariots (Portuguese).

[82] Are you alright? (Spanish)

[83] Yes (Spanish)

[84] Good. Next time, be careful. Honkai did not spit blood when it dies. It turns into pink pixels instead. And I'm not joking, it's pink (Spanish).

[85] I see... (Spanish).

[86] Jose. Watch out, our foreigner Knight said that pink thing is not Mamluks. It is Honkai. And it did not spit blood when die, it dispersed into pink pixels as ridiculous as it sounds like. Warn everyone else (Spanish).

[87] Everyone, charge! (Galicia)

[88] Sorry, forgot that. That was not Mamluks. It was one of the Honkai type, the Chariot to be exact. They're slow but powerful when doing a leap enough to crush you. And when it dies, they dispersed into pink pixels instead of staying down in red blood. Be noticed that this death applies to all Honkai types (Galicia)

[89] For the Lord Almighty! (Spanish)


Note:

"Whelp...a good number of translations here."

Yeah. Also, some point to be noted in this fanfic here:

Let it be know that in this story, Ruby understands English and a slight Italian (Japanese doesn't count since we're talking foreign) while some of the remaining foreign language need her stigmata's power (or Chinatsu's).

Also...Jerzy and Chinatsu stigmata's past knowledge will not only transferred to Valletta and Ruby but also buff them.

Forgot to mention Saboteur in the previous chapter in the story is actually one of the Immortal Blades units of Schicksal, which they wield sharp weaponry such as scythe, axe, etc.

Instead of the old Three Kingdoms, the all characters of Koihime Musō will appear in the same era with the DW and SW characters.

Also, will fix Jean Parisot de Valette's name.

{Huh?}

"It's Valette instead of Vallette, apparently."

And, Lugal and its kinds (Imperator, King, Queen, Flame and Ice Emperors) are the most fucking bullshittery of the Honkai monsters of all history of HI3 that I have played, I'd rather fight a fucking Thaloc or hell the Aesir Heimdall than these abnominations.

{Seconded. I swear that and Heimdall is less bitching than these shits. Also one shot kill at close range? I call bullshit!}

"Third. Though you never play with sound on author."

Also...Honkais are called by it because possibilities of them are most likely genderless.

Despite being having east of the fortification, the fort was actually in north...it means the the battle was in the north and their current north means the palace of the Grand Master.

And finally in this case, all Head Lingua of the Knights Hospitaller including the Grand Master is capable of speaking English.

{And you still suck at describing HI3 elements here auhtor.}

I'm newbie as well, what do you expect?

{Newbie...my ass}

"Please ignore their bickering, and let's see the preview for the next chapter...shall we?"


Preview for the next chapter:

"Valletta, Ruby, Jacques. We need your help on rebuilding our spy network in Ottoman Empire."

{Wait, espionage? But we're the fucking diplomats.}

"He's right. Wait...EU IV is a game?"

"Valletta stop looking at...wait isn't that Mehmed II?"

"Oi chill out...we are not Knight Templars...we are the Knight Hospitaller. The Kngiht Templar was dissolved in 1312 by the Pope Clement V. Though it was caused by bullshit rumors created from Philip IV."

"Are you former assassin?"

"Oh cock, hell no! I do parkour as a past time hobby! And now we have...Honkais, again?"


Oh, finally the original chapter and the clusterfuck begins...yay

{SCREW YOU!}

Well...expect more suffering from our heroes as they experience their first time late medieval era war that will be transformed into a Renaissance era.

Also...finally got the Fatalita.

{Isn't that a Ridge Racer car?}

"Yes. Prize from Ridge Racer's 3rd collab with DRSP to be exact. Author got both in main and secondary account, and it's the easiest of easiest DS tracks ever...bar none.

{Whelp...that easy?}

Yup. Track is the original Ridge Racer Seaside Route 765 no less and time limit is very lenient, just wrong settings though.

"Nah, it does well. Just shame the author didn't get the Zihua Archangel which is...the Kamata Angeleus's successor."

Yeah, that. And also, I might change the way how the dialogue spoke in Arabic and others, instead using the original letters, I might better go for the translation instead.

"Also better change Head Lingua to baili."

Nah...next chapter I will. It's a plan.

Well, we need your help guys. Review, like, favorite, sent kudos...

{Author...}

"If you're visiting in AO3, Chinatsu."

{Oh. Also, no opening song?}

Next episode, as well as closing song.

{And finish your cover idiot...}

Yes...yes...Well then, see you next time...


{Big thanks to the Elvis-C...}

"Chinatsu..."

{What?}

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