A/N: Incoming! Duck!
Sokka: Where!?
(Sokka is attacked by a flock of ducks.)
Betcha didn't see that coming.
By the way, '***************' is a time lapse.
Fangirls
Air_Scooter has signed on.
Air_Scooter: Help! Oh please, somebody, anybody! Help me! Please!
IceBlossom has signed on.
Air_Scooter: Katara! Oh thank Agni! Help me, please! I need help! Oh great Heaven above, please help me!
IceBlossom: Aang? What is it? What's wrong?
Air_Scooter: It's them. They're trying to beat down my door, oh my flying lemurs, HELP!
IceBlossom: Who? Who's beating down you're door?
IceBlossom: Aang? You there?
Air_Scooter: (gasping) Fangirls! Please, Katara, you've gotta come help me...Oh gosh they're almost inside now! I always thought Zuko was overreacting when he said fangirls are deadly but n ||||||||
IceBlossom: Aang?
IceBlossom: …Aang?
IceBlossom: …Aang?!
IceBlossom: Aang! That's it! I'm coming over!
Air_Scooter: No need.
IceBlossom: What? You just said that ...
Air_Scooter: Avatar Aang is currently engaged in more important matters. He may or may not get back to you at a later date.
IceBlossom: What? Who is this?
Air_Scooter: Good day.
IceBlossom: No! Aang! Fight them! I'm coming!
Air_Scooter has signed off.
IceBlossom: No!
IceBlossom has signed off.
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BoomerangSLICE has signed on.
BoomerangSLICE: Katara? You there? Toph? Zuko?
BoomerangSLICE: Anyone...?
BoomerangSLICE: Well, Aang left me this really static-y message on my phone, and I tried to call him back, but all I could get was this strange dial tone. I think something's wrong.
melonLord has signed on.
melonLord: What was you first clue?
BoomerangSLICE: Well, when he...
melonLord: The question was rhetorical, Snoozles.
BoomerangSLICE: Oh.
melonLord: Twinkletoes is in bad shape. It took me, Sugar Queen, Sparky, AND Momo to fight off those fangirls.
BoomerangSLICE: (horrified) Fangirls?!
melonLord: I know, they are vicious! I've never seen a more bloodthirsty bunch since Zuko's run-in with them two years ago.
BoomerangSLICE: No, I was just shocked by the fact that Aang actually has fangirls.
melonLord: ...
BoomerangSLICE: What?
melonLord: Normally I would laugh at those sort of insults, but that was just cruel.
BoomerangSLICE: Since when do you defend anyone?
melonLord: Since I decided to put Sweetness out of a job. Get off me!
BoomerangSLICE: Honestly, Toph...
melonLord: Don't 'honestly, Toph' me, meathead! You've got to admit that Aang's got a little ability to attract fangirls! Maybe not as much as Zuko, but from where I'm standing, that's a good thing! Sparky could've died that last time if Katara hadn't been there! They practically tore him limb-from-limb!
BoomerangSLICE: Images! I didn't need those images!
melonLord: Oh, get over it, pussycat.
BoomerangSLICE: Meow.
melonLord: (rolls eyes) Please. When you want to be empathetic, you can get off your butt and come over to Aang's place.
BoomerangSLICE: What about you, Miss I-hang-out-with-a-certain-waterbender-too-much?
melonLord: I am here, using his computer, nut-brain. And Katara says shut up.
BoomerangSLICE: Sure, pick on me.
melonLord: That's what I'm doing, duh.
BoomerangSLICE: Fine, fine, I'll be there in a minute.
melonLord: Sweetness says hurry!
BoomerangSLICE: Okay.
melonLord: Hurry faster!!
BoomerangSLICE: Okay, tell Katara to cool it!
melonLord: Nah, that last one was just me. Can't you log out any faster, Snoozles?
BoomerangSLICE has signed off.
BoomerangSLICE has signed in.
BoomerangSLICE:How was that?
melonLord: And don't log back on, noodleface!
BoomerangSLICE: Gah! Enough with the name-calling, thank you!
melonLord: Hit the road, snot-nose!
BoomerangSLICE: That's it...when I get over there, I'm going to give you a piece of my mind!
melonLord: I wouldn't, if I were you. You don't have any mind to spare!
BoomerangSLICE: Grrr...
BoomerangSLICE has signed off.
melonLord: Muahahahahahaha!
melonLord has signed off.
A/N: Sorry for the shortness. Upcoming chapter is insanely long.
