A/N: Incoming! Duck!

Sokka: Where!?

(Sokka is attacked by a flock of ducks.)

Betcha didn't see that coming.

By the way, '***************' is a time lapse.


Fangirls

Air_Scooter has signed on.

Air_Scooter: Help! Oh please, somebody, anybody! Help me! Please!

IceBlossom has signed on.

Air_Scooter: Katara! Oh thank Agni! Help me, please! I need help! Oh great Heaven above, please help me!

IceBlossom: Aang? What is it? What's wrong?

Air_Scooter: It's them. They're trying to beat down my door, oh my flying lemurs, HELP!

IceBlossom: Who? Who's beating down you're door?

IceBlossom: Aang? You there?

Air_Scooter: (gasping) Fangirls! Please, Katara, you've gotta come help me...Oh gosh they're almost inside now! I always thought Zuko was overreacting when he said fangirls are deadly but n ||||||||

IceBlossom: Aang?

IceBlossom: …Aang?

IceBlossom: …Aang?!

IceBlossom: Aang! That's it! I'm coming over!

Air_Scooter: No need.

IceBlossom: What? You just said that ...

Air_Scooter: Avatar Aang is currently engaged in more important matters. He may or may not get back to you at a later date.

IceBlossom: What? Who is this?

Air_Scooter: Good day.

IceBlossom: No! Aang! Fight them! I'm coming!

Air_Scooter has signed off.

IceBlossom: No!

IceBlossom has signed off.

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BoomerangSLICE has signed on.

BoomerangSLICE: Katara? You there? Toph? Zuko?

BoomerangSLICE: Anyone...?

BoomerangSLICE: Well, Aang left me this really static-y message on my phone, and I tried to call him back, but all I could get was this strange dial tone. I think something's wrong.

melonLord has signed on.

melonLord: What was you first clue?

BoomerangSLICE: Well, when he...

melonLord: The question was rhetorical, Snoozles.

BoomerangSLICE: Oh.

melonLord: Twinkletoes is in bad shape. It took me, Sugar Queen, Sparky, AND Momo to fight off those fangirls.

BoomerangSLICE: (horrified) Fangirls?!

melonLord: I know, they are vicious! I've never seen a more bloodthirsty bunch since Zuko's run-in with them two years ago.

BoomerangSLICE: No, I was just shocked by the fact that Aang actually has fangirls.

melonLord: ...

BoomerangSLICE: What?

melonLord: Normally I would laugh at those sort of insults, but that was just cruel.

BoomerangSLICE: Since when do you defend anyone?

melonLord: Since I decided to put Sweetness out of a job. Get off me!

BoomerangSLICE: Honestly, Toph...

melonLord: Don't 'honestly, Toph' me, meathead! You've got to admit that Aang's got a little ability to attract fangirls! Maybe not as much as Zuko, but from where I'm standing, that's a good thing! Sparky could've died that last time if Katara hadn't been there! They practically tore him limb-from-limb!

BoomerangSLICE: Images! I didn't need those images!

melonLord: Oh, get over it, pussycat.

BoomerangSLICE: Meow.

melonLord: (rolls eyes) Please. When you want to be empathetic, you can get off your butt and come over to Aang's place.

BoomerangSLICE: What about you, Miss I-hang-out-with-a-certain-waterbender-too-much?

melonLord: I am here, using his computer, nut-brain. And Katara says shut up.

BoomerangSLICE: Sure, pick on me.

melonLord: That's what I'm doing, duh.

BoomerangSLICE: Fine, fine, I'll be there in a minute.

melonLord: Sweetness says hurry!

BoomerangSLICE: Okay.

melonLord: Hurry faster!!

BoomerangSLICE: Okay, tell Katara to cool it!

melonLord: Nah, that last one was just me. Can't you log out any faster, Snoozles?

BoomerangSLICE has signed off.

BoomerangSLICE has signed in.

BoomerangSLICE:How was that?

melonLord: And don't log back on, noodleface!

BoomerangSLICE: Gah! Enough with the name-calling, thank you!

melonLord: Hit the road, snot-nose!

BoomerangSLICE: That's it...when I get over there, I'm going to give you a piece of my mind!

melonLord: I wouldn't, if I were you. You don't have any mind to spare!

BoomerangSLICE: Grrr...

BoomerangSLICE has signed off.

melonLord: Muahahahahahaha!

melonLord has signed off.


A/N: Sorry for the shortness. Upcoming chapter is insanely long.