Draco: Come on Voldie...you know you want to...
Voldemort: Fine. But you have to too!
Draco. Okay. Five, six seven eight:
V, D and H: "Three little girls from school are we,
Pert as schoolgirls well can be,
Filled to the brim with girlish glee,
Three little maids from school!"
Voldy: Oh, Snapie…come back to bed…
Snape: WHAT?!? When was I ever in bed with – looks Voldemort up and down- that?
Voldie: you don't remember all the fun we had last night? –Unhappy sounding, pouts- (Voldie inside: good he doesn't remember. Damn I'm good with these memory spells, that's not all I'm good with….)
Voldemort: Draco, as you know, your father has been sent to Azkaban. And you will be needing to take his place in the Organisation
Draco: Yeah...okay..
Voldemort: first things first; strip.
Voldy: Draco, I need you do something.
Draco: what is it, Lord?
Voldie: Well, get on your knees and don't be surprised if you feel anything or a strange sensation
Harry: I'm going to get that Voldemort if it's the last thing I do...
Draco: But...what about meeeeee?
Harry: o.o"
Draco: oh, Harry(plays with Harry's tie/chest area)
Harry: Draco?
Draco: it's just you and me here all alone in this here carriage - all alone.
Sirius: I hate you.
Snape: I love you.
Sirius: I...wait what did you say!?
Snape: Uhh...I said what you said. I -mumble- you too, you scum...
Sirius: Riiiight...
Snape: -pounces and snogs-
Voldie: how about we play a game of Simon Says, Ok?
Draco: Ok, my lord.
Voldie: Simon says…. bend over.
-Draco bends over-
Vodie: Simon says take off your pants.
-Draco takes off pants butt baring at Voldie-
Voldie: now don't be alarmed if you feel anything or a strange sensation.
Draco: …you didn't say Simons says. –pouts-
Voldy: Draco, I need you to do something for me.
Draco: what is it, Lord?
Voldy: Well, get on your knees...
Draco: oh, Harry forgetting something?
( Holds up Undies)
Harry: Draco!!!!
Ron: Alright who here has kissed Ginny?
Everyone in room puts up hand including Hermione.
Ron: Oh, Shit.
Harry walks into Malfoy's room while he's asleep. Draco wakes up.
Draco: Harry WHAT THE HELL!!!
- hand over Draco's mouth and whispers-
Harry: Shhhhh…..don't ruin the moment.
Draco looks around alarmed.
Harry: I've waited my whole life for this…
Harry: not in your wildest dreams!
Draco: oh, I've had much, MUCH wilder… and I'm sure you can fulfil them as well….
Harry: o.O
Draco & Voldie: We're Barbie girls, in our Barbie worlds. We are spastic, made out of plastic!
Voldie: DRACO, I said you couldn't use my make up!!
Voldie: Aww wormtail you look so nice in pink
Wormtail: grr….-muttering- the things I go th….
Voldie: tut tut. As I thought, not as good as when you're naked.
-rips the robes off and, yeah…use your imagination-
Draco: Harry come with me!
-Drags Harry away from Gryffindor table and up to Astronomy tower-
Draco: How do I say this? I have to confess something…
Harry: Err…
Draco: Harry, I'm gay! And I think I love you!
Hagrid: 'Arry. Do these pants look tight on me?
Harry: no, they perfectly sculpt your legs and give your butt a nice well rounded ….Opps said to much didn't I?
Sirius: -wonderment- Lupin are you my bitch or is it vis versa?
Lupin: o.O WTF!!!
Ron: Harry lets dress up as giant spiders and try to have mad, giant spider sex!!!
Harry: Draco?
Draco: Yes Harry?
Harry: you're invited to a sleepover!!! tonight!!! 9:30pm!!!!
Draco: who's coming?
Harry: just you...
Draco:……
Harry: … -mumbled- and me...if I'm lucky
Harry: Ron I'm gay and I think I love you!
Harry: What's with all of the fan girls!?
Ron: at least you have fan girls!
(Draco walks into room with a black wig, green contacts and ripped clothing)
Draco: What...?
( all randoms are female)
Random person: HARRY POTTER!!!!!! faints
Random person2: OMG!!! ITS HARRY!!! faints
Random people: HARRY !!!!!!!! faints
Harry: People!! I'm GAY!!! OK?!?!
-All people stop what they are doing, mad rush of boys to Harry...-
Boys: HARRY!!! we love you!!!
Harry: -mumbles- shouldn't of said that...
Harry: Oh, Ron…I'm hungry….for more then just food…(plays seductively with Ron's tie/chest area)
Ron: o.O WTF?!? (slowly backs away)
Ron: the skies are blue, not a cloud in the sky. The birds are singing and the bees are trying to have sex with them to my understanding…
Harry: dude…lay off phycodelic mushrooms…
Draco: where did my foundation go!?!
Voldemort: what's the point in living if I can't be beautiful?
Draco or Voldemort: (singing into hairbrush twirling their hair) I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world…
Harry: Snape, umm look I need a Love potion…
Voldemort: Feel the wrath of……PINKNESS!!!!!!! squee
Voldemort: Harry's such a nice boy it's a pity I have to kill him…
