Disclaimer : I lost Naruto in a poker game with Kishi(sonuvabetch)

(Sorry for future grammar/spelling also look for Black dynamite reference)

(before reading I suggest that you youtube Naruto shippuuden ultimate ninja 4 all Jutsus part 1 and start watching it if you don't remember the specials)

Chapter 4: Wave.. Ultimate ninja! pt 1

We now find our heroes walking toward wave getting ready for a journey of legendary proportions. As they kept walking Naruto looked up from his guide and turned to Sasuki who was listening to the background music.

"Yo noobs at 3'oclock" Naruto informed her as she nodded. She then tossed an exploding kunai into a puddle which blew up a second later.

Bounty collected: Demon brothers :Ryou+ 100,000

"Normally I would question why this mission is obviously not c-rank but after I passed this team I realized I don't give a Fuck what happens to them." Kakashi drawled as he flipped to another page while keeping his pace behind Tazuna who was currently sweating.

"Aww we love you to sensei!" chirped a cheerful Pinkette as she continued to listen to the background music.

With great power comes great insanity

"Yo doesn't Sakura seem off lately?" Sasuki whispered to her blonde teammate who looked at her and shrugged.

"Nah probably side-effect of finally assimilating that other personality in her head nothing I'm concerned about." Naruto responded as he continued to read his guide before laughing." HAHAHAH oh my Kami. "

"What's so funny blondie?" Tazuna asked the boy in fear of his sanity.

"Nothing Just Gatou trying to take us down with a band of bandits." Naruto answered the man while his teammates shook their heads.

"Noob"

"Got that right Noob-sensei™ "Cue eye twitch from said sensei.

~2 hours later~

"So Naruto how are you going to get Haku and Zabuza to join you?" Akane asked as Naruto looked up for a moment.

"How indeed but I think I have an idea…"

"Idea about what Naruto?" Sasuki asked as she looked at Naruto

"How im gonna get Haku to be my 4th wife that's all" Naruto responded with a shrug.

~flash back Ichirakus 1 month ago~

"Hey Naruto-kun what would you and your teammates like today?" The young ramen waitress asked as she looked at him and what she assumed were his teammates enter the stand.

"Not sure about them but.."

*SNAP*

Max Irrestibility Check!

Max Protective father resistance Check!

*SNAP*

"How would you like to be my 3rd wife? Beacause with cooking skills and a body like yours-"

"This future Hokage will take you for the the ride of your life." He was successful clock blocked by a sarcastic remark from his teammate who finished his statement.

Suddenly everyone stopped, birds died, and puppies cried, and Kakashi met up with the other Jounins on time. As this was going on Sasuki actually took a step back while looking at her pinked haired teammate with a stare that obviously said "Why would you do that?"

"Sakura! Shut the FUCK UP! I don't even have to look to know that was you!" Naruto yelled while look every BUT at Sakura. "Would you like me to take you back to the forest of death with those broken ass kunai? Would you like that bitch!"

That day many pedestrians and ninjas alike who bore witness to that scene, vowed to never cock block Naruto… EVER

"Err.." Ayame started

"Sorry about that.. as I was saying would you like to get some dango with me later?" Naruto asked as he acted like he didn't just flip the fuck out.

"I'll think about it." She responded honestly.

~flash back end~

Sakura shuddered while Sasuki suddenly took up a thoughtful expression.

"What did you mean by 3rd wife Naruto? I know about Akane but whose the 2nd?"

"Please we BOTH know you can't resist my 1337 skills so I might as well count you as wife number two." Naruto said in an amused tone.

"Is Ayame even going to agree to be your 3rd!" Sasuki yelled in exasperation. While Naruto and Akane ,in his seal, smirked.

"I don't know but by calling her 3rd means you've accepted my proposal so ..HA."Naruto yelled while pointing dramatically at her.

"Kid you've got no game." Tazuna shook his head

"Game? What you know about the game old man?"

"Brat I invented the game."

"Game recognizes game old man and you unfamiliar as fuck right now."

This went on for another 20 minutes before Naruto stopped and threw a Kunai at a bush. Naruto waited about 30 seconds before yelling duck and hitting the dirt with Tazuna. A large blade embedded itself into a tree with a Man standing on the handle, but before he could speak…

"Holy shit it's MC Hammer what the fuck! You're not even IN this damn universe let alone this game." Naruto yelled at the Swordsman causing everyone to give him "What the fuck?" looks.

"Kid you need to stop playing so many games life is NOT a game, but I suppose it doesn't matter because after Kakashi is dead I'm killing you next for that remark. Hell I don't even know who that IS but you calling me that just pissed me off." Zabuza said while glaring at the blonde.

"Whatever baka! Kakashi-sensei is way too pro to lose to you!" Sakura yelled in support of her sensei who eye-smiled at her as he closed his book and revealed his sharingan eye.

"Well after such praise how could I lose?"

~15 minutes later~

"Son of a BITCH Kakashi you complete and utter noob! I Told you what would happen If you got into the water!" Naruto yelled at his sensei that was now trapped in the Water Prison Jutsu

"Sometimes I wonder about you Konoha ninjas, I mean don't get me wrong you guys are strong, but that's it nobody acts like a damn ninja you know stick to shadows and come up with traps I mean look at this. This happened because Kakashi had us in the open instead of having you carry Tazuna with clones and take to the trees and HIDE you know? Like NINJAS hell your still wearing orange for fucks sake!"Naruto rolled his eyes at her rant while opening up his guide.

Chapter 3 :part one: Zabuza fight ½

Opponent Zabuza Momochi

Stats 45,000 hp 35,000 Chakra

Abilities: Hidden mist technique,water clone, Silent killing, water prison, Great water fall technique, Water dragon Bullet technique, Expert swordsmanship

Advise: Release Kakashi as soon as possible with a shadow shuriken technique then let him finish it until pseudo hunter-nin arrives

"Well then, Sakura!" Naruto called as he got her attention " You're fighting him good luck."

"Why am I FIGHTING HIM!" Sakura yelled at her teammate who held up his book.

"Because according to this you won't do ANYTHING worth mentioning for a few years so now you're gonna make up for it! So hurry up!" He told her.

*SNAP*

Move transfer :Ultimate ninja 4 Special:Sakura Haruno :would you like to give this Ability to player 3? Yes!

*SNAP*

(Cue Naruto ost1 :Strong and Strike)

Suddenly Sakura's body ignited as she was covered by a blue flame with Naruto yelling at her.

"There I helped you out! Now finish him before it ends!" He instructed her as she nodded and began to charge toward Zabuza who looked amused.

"Tell you what brat I'll let you get this free hit it won't do-" He was caught off as the punch seemingly sent him and the girl into another Dimension that could best be described as a barren wasteland , and he was unable to move any part of his body.

Too bad Sakura wouldn't have problem moving him.

~in Sakura's special~

"Im not going to make this easy!" Sakura then preceeded to punch him 5 miles away while then ran ahead of him and kicked him before he could land. Zabuza felt his ribs break from the kick. " Final Blow! This is it!."

Suddenly everything turned black and Zabuza thought it was finally all over.

That poor fool.

Suddenly the same pink haired girl slowly began to stand up, and when he looked around he could tell he was in the same wasteland.

"A girl's Heart! I'll Show you something!" Sakura yelled at him as he could only watch in morbid fascination as a giant grey version of the girl appeared behind her.

"Please for the love of God! Stop PLEASE!" He yelled as he frantically tried to move away but to his dismay he was still stuck.

"IM SPEAKING FROM THE HEART" Came the battle cry from the giant Sakura as it punched him shattering the scenery sending him another few miles back.

"You should be nice to girls noob." Sakura said while smiling in the direction she punched him.

"Oh my fucking God please tell me it's over!" Zabuza cried as he coughed up more blood. He then noticed that he was standing up and began to cry tears of joy.

Until he looked around.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK I'm still here WHY WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU. YOU CRAZY ASS BITCH! YOU HAVE PROBLEMS!" Zabuza yelled frantically. He turned to see the same little pink haired girl standing in front of him smiling.

He began to weep.

"Here I GOOOOO!" She yelled as she punched the ground sending him and the debris flying through the sky through the corner of his eye he could see her jumping from rock to rock before charging at a large bolder that was directly in front of him. He then saw her punch THROUGH the boulder and IN TO him and the force behind it sent him sending him into a mountain. The force of impact made a giant crater in the side of the mountain.

"I'm not done yet!" Sakura stated while panting

If he could still see he would would have cried even harder than he was.

(End OST)

~outside the special~

"Where did they go Naruto!" Sasuki yelled as she saw her teammate and the missing-nin disappear after the punch. Even Kakashi, now free of the prison, was searching for them.

"They're in a different dimension right now. What Sakura did was called an Ougi also known by noobs as a 'special'. What it does is send someone into another dimension leaving that person who they put there to be victim of all the insane shit they can think of." Naruto said before noticing a crack in the sky.

"Here they come now!"

-500,000

Zabuza defeated

Trophy unlocked: Pink destruction

+700,000 ryou

Bonus content unlocked: Swordsman of mist Naruto Avatar: Player can now switch into the Swordsman of Mist Avatar giving him control of all 7 blades ( can only be unlocked by deafeating Zabuza without taking any damage.)

"Huh ill have to check out this "avatar" thing later." Naruto thought as he saw a small orb that contained a miniature him surrounded by 7 blades float into his body.

Zabuza's near lifeless body was now just lying on the ground face down while Sakura landed next to him but before she could finish the job a masked-nin came and began to pick him up.

"Thankyou for your help but I'll take care of him now" Haku tried to remain calm and was about to leave until..

"Hey could I interest you in a cup of coffee at this old guys place?" Naruto said as he approached the stupefied hunter-nin as Sasuki and Akane Rolled their eyes.

"What?" Haku couldn't help but ask.

"Well your voice says that you are a very hot female and your skills clearly show your not a noob if you're a hunter-nin at your age, so why not?" He asked as he began to kiss her hand "Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze.. Pro at your service."

Haku then left in a shunshin while Naruto narrowed his eyes.

"She's an enemy." He said getting startled looks from his teammates and Tazuna.

"How can you tell?" Kakashi asked Naruto whose narrowed gaze was still aimed at the place the hunter-nin left.

"Simple she didn't say yes."

AN)I was on a roll today phew hope I managed to pull off the ultimate ninja scene off correctly. I always wondered how people explained how a special in ultimate ninja literally sent you to a place that wasn't even there while they used it. Oh well hope I did good review please If not you're a noob.

An2) if you couldn't find the black dynamite reference youtube 'Black dynamite shut up euphoria' and reread this chapter

~Rebukx7