A/N: I will take requests if you have something for this fic that you want me to write

A/N: I will take requests if you have something for this fic that you want me to write. I need ideas. :)

Ages:

Hatori: 21

Shigure: 21

Ayame: 21

The Mabudachi Trio: Snapshots

"Ha'ri! Ha'ri! Over here! Take a picture of us over here!" cried Shigure, overly excited.

Hatori shot a pointed look at Shigure who completely ignored it. Grumbling to himself about dogs who needed cages, he made his way over to the two bumbling idiots, who he called friends, to take their picture.

Click!

"Tori-san! Tori-san! You simply must take a picture of my divine presence gracing this shady tree! HAHAHA" called Ayame in the heartbeat right after the flash.

Hatori sighed and took the picture. Click!

"Oh! OH! Ha'ri! Here! HERE!" cried Shigure.

Hatori groaned inwardly but followed.

Only after another hundred pictures, four hours and the sun transforming Ayame into a snake twice did they agree to Hatori's near pleading requests to go home.

"Does anyone need to go to the bathroom? We have a five hour drive ahead and I won't stop along the way." Hatori glared at Shigure who was drinking a large smoothie.

"NO! We're fine!" replied Shigure, "You worry too much! Ayame is gonna fall asleep anyways."

"Shigure if I have to stop for you I swear you'll have hell to pay."

Shigure grinned, "Do your worst Ha'ri-chan."

Two hours later...

Shigure had been shifting uncomfortably in his seat for the past hour and a half. He turned to Ayame but the zodiac snake had been exhausted by the sun and had promptly fallen asleep in the car. Shigure on the other hand was sweating buckets because quite frankly he needed to pee but wasn't willing to invoke Hatori's wrath.

He shifted again. He knew they had annoyed Hatori to his limit today, any more and the dragon may take some drastic measures. He grinned thinking of all the picture they forced the dull man into (some of which were very well worth blackmail material). Oh yes those pictures were definitely worth it.

Shigure shifted again. But no, annoying the dragon any further would mean certain death. What if Hatori left him on the roadside? Or what if he forced Shigure to ride on top of the car? Shigure gulped. No. No, that would not be pleasant at all. Still if that was the worst he could do then maybe it wouldn't be so bad. Riding the top of the car might be kinda fun. Shigure toiled away at his internal debate, shifting ever so often.

At one particular shift Shigure noticed Hatori glance at him from the rearview mirror. Hatori smirked. Shigure's jaw dropped open. The nerve! The audacity! He was laughing at him! Hatori was laughing at him and his helplessness. So was this how he planned to make him suffer? Well Shigure wouldn't stand for it any longer. He would force Hatori to stop the car for him. He would- Shigure winced loudly as Hatori purposefully drove over a pothole.

"Alright there, Shigure?" asked Hatori mockingly. Ahh, yes. Sweet, sweet revenge.

Shigure growled, "You did that on purpose!"

"I did no such thing. The pothole was there. I'm a dragon not a magician."

"Yea well if you don't want me to- ahh- ack- " Shigure winced and inhaled sharply as Hatori drove over a series of potholes and even over a log.

"You were saying?" asked Hatori smugly.

"Stop!" cried Shigure.

"No I don't think I will," replied Hatori.

"NO! Stop the car! STOP NOW! PLEASE!!" begged Shigure. Hatori stopped and Shigure flew out the door and towards the nearby tree. 'Ahh. Relief. And Hatori thought I wouldn't get my way. Hehehe. Huh-?'

Click! Click! Click!

Shigure looked up slowly. Once again his jaw dropped, "Did- d-did you j-just take a picture of me pissing?" he asked shocked and dumfounded.

"I took three to be exact. Each one better than the next," replied Hatori smug as ever.

Shigure's word's dried up in his mouth and he began to resemble a fish what whit his mouth opening and closing like that.

"I can't wait to show these to Akito-san. I'm sure she'd enjoy knowing what her precious dog has been up to for the past few days," Hatori taunted.

"Y-you wouldn't. YOU CAN'T!"

"I would, I can and I will," Hatori turned and headed back to the car.

"Hatori-san! Gimme the camera! Please! Hatori-saan!" Shigure chased him to the car, but Hatori had a long enough head start for Shigure to catch up.

"Huh? Wha-? What's going on?" asked Ayame rubbing sleep out of his eyes, "Tori-san? Why is Gure-san outside?"

Hatori locked the car and showed Shigure and Ayame the pictures on the digital camera. Shigure flushed red with embarrassment.

"HAHAHA! Gure-san you mustn't be ashamed! You look glorious!"

"Aya!! Please! Make him delete them!"

Ayame blinked, "Why?"

"Hatori-san, please! Delete them!" Shigure pleaded.

Hatori rolled the window down slightly, "Maybe I'll consider it...if you sit still, quietly for the rest of the trip-"

"Okay! Okay, I'll do it!"

"-and if you promise not to bother me for at least six months, and if you promise to keep Ayame out of my hair."

"Yes! Yes, I'll do anything!" Shigure pleaded.

"Alright then. I'll delete them. After the six months are over.

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Hatori sighed. The rest of the trip had gone by in absolute silence. Shigure had even made sure that Ayame didn't say a word.

His six months of peace and quiet would be like cake from heaven.

Hatori looked at the many copies he had made of Shigure's picture. With an evil glint in his eyes he hid them in various places he knew his cousin would find them in. He put copies in the family album and he placed copies in his own personal album.

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Six months later...

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"Now DELETE THEM! PLEASE!!" Shigure begged. He could hardly for get finding those embarassing pictures in his cereal box, in his books, on the kitchen table, and even in the manuscripts he left for his potential editor! How Hatori had gotten them in there he'd never know but more importantly he knew why his book didn't get published.

"Alright, alright," Hatori deleted the pictures off the camera, "There are you happy now?"

"Yes! Thank you Ha'ri!" Shigure turned to Ayame and began talking to him animatedly.

"Stupid dog, just cause I deleted the picture doesn't mean I don't have hundreds of copies of it. You should have been more specific," Hatori muttered.

"What? What did you say Ha'ri?"

"SPEAK BROTHER! FOR THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN SAY THAT WOULD STOP ME FROM LOVING YOU! HOHOHO" cried Ayame only too happily.

Hatori groaned and wished he could disappear, "I said I need more blackmail material. I miss those six months already."

"Well Ha'ri-kun I have six months worth of time to make up! Do you know how hard that's gonna be? Why Ayame and I will have to work overtime just so we can..." Shigure babbled on.

'Maybe if Shigure finds the picture enlarged sitting atop his fire place...it might shut him up for another month or so...hmm'

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A/N: So this was more sad attempt at humor. This actually happened. And it was tremendously funny. Of course I exaggerated here and there and added my own ideas. But yea... Maybe I'll think of something and update again.

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