Wanna hear something really funny diary? Apparently I'M the insensitive one! ME! ISN'T THAT SO FUNNY! AHAHAHAHA
AHAHA
AHAHAHA
Are you laughing? She glared at me today because I asked her (nicely might I add) to stop writing because it was late. That's not a terrible thing to say and yet she looked at me as if I made fun of her dead munchkin. Was that in poor taste diary? I'm sorry…I am INSENSITIVE!
Dear sweet Ozma am I mad.
She told me the other day that I had too many shoes. No girl ever says that! I don't think there's any such thing as too many shoes. Is there? Maybe if you opened your wardrobe and a tsunami of shoes rained down and then crushed you to death…THAT would be too many. But I only have thirty pairs here…another hundred at home. What's she complaining about?
Oh dairy…get this! I don't study enough either. Isn't that the most stupendously-stupidifying thing you've ever heard? What defines studying enough? Just because she's a bookworm and has no friends doesn't mean she studies the most and I study the least. I study…just not in the dorm. But you never heard that from me.
My friends pity me diary. Do you know how terrible it is to be pitied. I can't blame Elphaba for this one though. I know, shock. It's not her fault she's so...green and bright! It really isn't. I try to stop the giggling when she's around but my friends are so funny! They really know how to bring out the funny side of serious things. If only Elphaba understood that. For someone so smart she can be a bit dim.
I'm going to go now diary, I need to clean up my shoes before her royal highness gets back and trips over them. I don't need any more hate coming towards me today…it makes my hair frizz.
Till next time diary
Galinda
xxx
