(Disclaimer: I do not own the Koopalings, the Koopa Kids, M&M's, or KISS. KoopTarts are a spoof on PopTarts, and I don't own those either.)
Morton took Green into his bedroom, which had CD cases, rock costumes and equipment, KISS masks hanging up on the walls, and rock and roll posters everywhere.
"All right, Green, there's just one thing I want to get straight with you: KISS is the greatest rock band in the entire world! Shout with me if I'm right!"
Green roared halfheartedly.
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" shouted Morton as he plugged in his heavy-metal electric guitar and turned up the KISS music.
Green covered his ears and hid under the bed.
"What the hell's the matter with you? YOU DON'T LIKE KISS?"
Morton yanked him out by the tail.
"Well, you gotta look here! See, these guys are KISS!"
It was a poster with four black-and-white-faced human men on it. Green would have screamed and cried at them, if he weren't laughing.
"What's so funny? They ain't circus clowns… HOLY STARCHILD! WHO KISSED KISS?"
Each of the band members had a red lipstick kissy mark on his face.
"WENDY! I'M GONNA KILL THAT BRAT!"
Morton ran out of his room to scream at Wendy, leaving Green behind.
The first thing Green did when Morton was gone was open his black mini-fridge. There were cans of Koopa Cola, juice drinks, and stacks and stacks of chocolate and vanilla pudding cups.
Green took out a chocolate pudding cup and a vanilla pudding cup and swirled them together with his claws before eating them. He sucked down an entire juice bottle in one gulp. He then looked into the cupboard beneath the fridge. Inside he found a box of KISS KoopTarts and a bag of limited edition KISS M&M's.
"WHO THE HECK STOLE MY LIPSTICK?"
Green jumped. Apparently Wendy wasn't the one who kissed the KISS poster.
While Morton and Wendy were shouting and arguing with each other, Green ripped open a packet of KISS KoopTarts. It had white frosting with black stars on it and the filling was white chocolate striped with black.
Green gobbled up all of the KoopTarts (there were only 3 2-tart packets in the special edition) and then ripped open the KISS M&M's and dumped them into his mouth.
"Here, I'll show you!" shouted Morton. He and Wendy returned to his room.
"WHAT THE F…? YOU ATE MY LAST BOX OF LIMITED EDITION KISS KOOPTARTS AND MY LAST BAG OF LIMITED EDITION KISS M&M'S!"
Wendy laughed. "Welcome to my world!"
Green dropped what was left of the M&M's and ran out of Morton's room.
"YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN, YOU LITTLE-"
Green sniffed his way to the royal pantry. He found that Iggy and Lemmy were already there, their faces dirtier with lipstick than with food.
Morton followed Green into the pantry, and he caught the twins red-lipped.
"YOU LITTLE LIPSTICK-THIEVING KISS-KISSING BRATS! I'M GOING TO HAVE LUDWIG PUT YOU TWO BACK IN THE ELECTROCAGE!"
Morton was too busy chasing after Iggy and Lemmy to worry about Green at the moment. Knowing that he had better enjoy himself before Morton caught up to him, Green tore open a jumbo-sized bag of CHOMBO chips (the kind with a Piranha Plant on the package, with a surprise chip flavor packed inside, combined with a random dip flavor attached to the bag), and proceeded to glut himself sick.
First one to guess who the Koopa Kid's personalities are based on gets a Kooptart! =)
