Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Naruto owns me.
I swear I do this all the time -_- god, I tell myself I'll stop everyday, knowing that I won't. Because I always end up having crazy ideas of this family, at school and write them down on my notebook.
But really, I couldn't resist writing more of them! It's too much fun, and you guys really want me to continue it so? I don't know, maybe this'll turn into a drabble, maybe not. Maybe I'll come up with an actual story plot and write one on another fanfic.
But moving on, let's get started with a modern time Uchiha family. And who else but their loving Uncle Itachi to pay them a visit? ;D
Sasuke Uchiha dug his face into his hands, it was his first Saturday off in weeks. Most people would think he would be ecstatic to be able to spend the entire weekend with his family. But they didn't know his family, they didn't know he had a whore of a son with no manners whatsoever. They didn't know he had another son who was deliberately manipulative. And they didn't know he had a daughter, whom he had an enormous soft spot for. But that wasn't the only reason he despised weekends, no. Sasuke had another reason to hate them, specifically this one. On every 15th of September, they'd get an..unwanted guest.
"Sasuke, I have to go feed the baby, please wake the boys up." pleaded his wife, his poor poor little wife whom he had no idea as to why she married him. Hinata Hyuuga, daughter of their greatest rivals in business. Their marriage had been a shocker, and compromise.
He wasn't complaining though, it's just sometimes he would think why she did it, after all the verbal abuse she had to deal with his sons. She could've lived a perfect life being the heiress of a multi million dollar solar powered electricity plant company.
He turned to the other side of the bed and grunted an affirmative.
She smiled and lifted her baby from her crib, "Goodmorning Hima," she sang, before turning to leave the bedroom.
Great, she'd left. Now he could get a few more minutes of sleep before waking up the-
RING RING
Son of a bitch
Sasuke opened his phone without even bothering to check the caller id.
"Hello." he deadpanned into the phone, not caring if he sounded tired or irritated.
"Ah, Sasuke. Glad to see you're finally up, how are you little brother?"
There was no mistaking that voice, wasn't a chance in hell he could forget it.
"Goodmorning, Itachi." he forced.
"Goodmorning, how is your family? I'd love to stay the entire weekend, but I'm afraid I'm at a very important business meeting and won't be able to, so see you at dinner."
Sasuke pumped his fist in the air, forgetting that his brother was still on the other line, he cleared his throat, "Tragic, we'll see you tonight. Goodbye."
He then hung up, and sighed into his pillow. Today just got a whole lot better.
Sasuke tried keeping his temper under control, Misuke was late to breakfast..again.
Honestly though, why couldn't he just wake up at 8 for breakfast with his family every once in awhile? Did he really hate them? It's not like it was too early, he was waking up at 5 for school anyways.
He didn't know whether to be furious or glad when he saw his oldest clumsily totter towards the table.
"Boy are you intoxicated?"
Misuke took his respective seat, and looked at him slowly, "Not anymore." he let his face drop onto the table.
Oh joy, not only was his son drinking underage, but he had a hangover, andsmelled like vodka.
At seventeen what could kids really do? Sasuke remembered when he was Misuke's age all he did was study, making sure not to disappoint his parents or family. But this boy, he didn't care about either his grades, family, or friends. It was just party, smoke, and sex with him.
He shook his head, "Your uncles coming over for dinner, don't try anything funny."
Misuke immediately perked at the mention of his uncle, he loved Itachi, he was the only one who was able to toy with Sasuke without any consequences.
"Today?"
"No, tomorrow." his other son, Takun, sneered sarcastically.
It was official. Sasuke hated his sons. May god have mercy on them if they continued arguing tonight.
Hinata checked herself for what seemed to be the twentieth time that evening. Itachi was coming soon, and he was an Uchiha. And Uchiha's expected nothing less of perfection from appearances. Her husband and children being the best examples.
Itachi would be here soon, in a few minutes if he wasn't late, which, he never was. She needed to go set the table, this time for six, now that her baby had been born, it seemed to have a greater toll on the whole family than she would have imagined. Now instead of talking to Takun, who was never interested, she could talk to her daughter. Even though she was only a baby, Hima was a better listener than all the men in this house. And now she had an excuse to use whenever Sasuke wanted some, and she didn't.
Picking Hima up gently and carefully carrying her down the stairs, she put her into the feeding chair and smiled. Her daughter was the adorablest thing. She was much cuter than Misuke and Takun when they were her age. And she's way cuter than the Inuzuka's new baby too. Her sleek black hair and pale round face, chubby cheeks and cherry stained lips that were slightly puckered, made her look like a bloated clown, a cutebloated clown. That look of innocence, ignorance and sometimes melancholy only added to the reason.
Sasuke trotted his way down the stairs, and into the dining room. He smiled at both his wife and daughter, the two most beautiful woman, other than his mother, that he'll ever love on this planet. "Tonight's gonna go miserably."
Hinata rested her hands on his shoulders, "Don't say that," she kissed his cheek, "Tonight might actually go..descent." she carefully chose her words.
He grabbed her closer, about to kiss her when,
DING DONG
"Motherfuck." he swore, Hinata pulled away from him and covered her daughter's ears.
"Sasuke please, the baby!"
He grumbled something like an apology as he went to get the door, he sighed a little, enjoying his last moment in peace and then opened it.
"Ah little brother, how good it is to see you again!" Itachi smiled, and stuck his hand out.
Sasuke shook his brother's hand and let him inside, glaring at the night sky as he shut the door, before switching his face into a more gentler one.
"Boys, come welcome your uncle!" Hinata raised her soft voice, before greeting him herself.
"Hinata," he nodded, "Good to see you're not huge anymore."
She didn't know whether to take that as a compliment, but had little time to debate it because her son came down.
"Uncle! What's up man?" Misuke shook his hand, he liked him more than he liked his father.
Itachi smiled, he loved making Sasuke jealous. "Misuke, you just keep growing!"
Misuke nodded, and started chatting with his uncle until Takun came and stole the attention.
"Takun? Is that you?" Itachi almost sounded shocked, almost.
Takun looked around the room a little, back at his feet and then furrowed his brows, "Um, yes?"
Itachi shook his hair, "You're almost as tall as your brother now!"
Takun looked at his older brother, who was mildly annoyed, Misuke was still nearly a foot taller than him. But he faked a smile and went along with it, "Yeah, almost."
Sasuke lead them all to the dining room table, and started conversing with his brother, "How's the company?"
His older brother only smiled, Sasuke didn't care about him or the company. Chuckling to himself a bit Itachi replied, "Fantastic, can't wait until Misuke takes over."
Sasuke scowled, he knew since Itachi wouldn't be marrying anytime soon that Misuke was the only next suitable head for the company. And how Itachi just loved to rub it in his face that Misuke's governing was going to lead to the downfall of this company.
"Tell me, Takun, what grade are you in now?" Itachi switched the subject.
Takun looked up, slightly interested, but before he could reply his older brother took the words from his mouth.
"Takun's a wimpy freshmen," Misuke laughed.
Itachi almost laughed as well, "And you?"
He rested both arms on the back of his head while leaning back into his seat, "Senior." he smirked.
Smiling, Itachi further inquired, "Wonderful, do you two see each other at school?"
Takun frowned, the only time Misuke acknowledged him was when he needed money, bait for girls, or picking on him with his other stupid senior friends, "Occasionally."
Hinata started serving the dinner, and after getting thanked by each man there, they started eating.
Until Itachi started, "Say, are you still getting suspended?"
Misuke was little still chewing, before swallowing and smirking, "Yeah, second time this school year,"
His father shook his head, it was too early in the year to already be getting into trouble, not that it mattered to his son.
"What was it for this time?"
He smiled remembering what had happened, "Oh you know, the usual I got high."
Sasuke kicked him under the table, that was a lie. Because no child of Sasuke's would be caught doing drugs by anyone other than him.
"Kidding," he frowned, "I don't know something about sexual relations on campus." Misuke shrugged as he continued eating.
Itachi burst out laughing, glancing at his brother a little. Who suppressed the urge to facepalm, his sons always managed to make him hate Itachi more.
Hinata cleared her throat, "Would anyone like more-"
And just like that the attention shifted to a ringtone, some rap song from..baby wayne was it? Little shayne? Sasuke could never remember.
Misuke answered his phone, "Hey Sam babe, what's up?" he greeted suggestively.
"Oh nothin' just chillin,"
Sasuke growled, eating dinner with the family was not " nothin' "
His son chuckled a little, "Yeah, later." and then hung up.
Itachi watched Misuke the entire time, and asked patiently, "Is sam your boyfriend?"
Takun almost choked on his salad, quickly reaching for his glass of water.
Misuke slid his iPhone back into his pocket before grouching, "Sam, is a girl's name."
The table had never been so quiet, until Hima broke it with her babbles.
Itachi shifted his gaze to her, "Ah, the baby. She looks alot like you did Sasuke."
Sasuke had to use every ounce of self restraint he had in his body not to yell, Itachi always got a kick out of reminding him how much he looked like a girl.
"Thank you." he responded, not meaning it at all.
Misuke's phone rang, again.
"Yeah?"
"Hell yeah, we're gonna get so fucking wrecked at that shit!"
"Okay, but don't tell anyone I'm hitting and quitting though, Sam would freak."
"Alright, man, later." he hung up and laughed a little, shaking his head.
Itachi was curious, "What does the 'hitting and quitting' mean?"
Sasuke was also curious.
Takun and Misuke shared a look of panic towards one another.
"Um, smashing a dashing?" Takun tried.
Itachi gave a more confused look.
"Fuck and chuck?" Misuke suggested.
Sasuke frowned at his son's choice of words,
"One night stand?" Takun said hopelessly, because his uncle and father were too out of date.
Itachi's eyes suddenly brightened, "Oh! Sasuke, I think they mean having sexual intercourse with someone with the intention of never talking or associating with them again."
Misuke nodded, "Exactly."
There it was again, the deadly silence. Sasuke just sat and shook his head, he knew his son was a terrible person, but he never knew he was doing that to other girls.
Itachi broke the silence, "Those are nice shoes," he looked at Misuke.
He laughed a little, "These? Thanks, Retro 11 Concords." Misuke said with too much pride.
Which was something else Sasuke never understood, why in the seven hells would someone pay $200 for shoes that weren't any good if they got dirty? Weren't shoes made to be filthy? They were designed to protect your feet. Another thing, Misuke had at least thirty pairs, and they all looked similar. His son claimed it was for the "swagger" or whatever it was. Takun even had a few pairs. Sasuke needed to stop spoiling his children.
Itachi checked his watch, "Heavens, it's getting late." he said standing.
"Well Sasuke, it was nice seeing you and your family again." he said shaking each of their hands.
"Misuke, please do well this year and get into a good college." he smiled.
Misuke shrugged, "No promises."
"Takun," he shook his hair a bit, "Get a haircut, and keep your brother in place."
"Yeah, we'll see." Takun mused.
"Hinata," he paused, having no idea what to say to her, "Good job getting thin, keep it that way, no more babies please."
Hinata looked mildly offended before smiling, "No problem."
"And Sasuke," he smirked at his younger brother leaning into his ear, "Do a fucking better job at raising this child than the other two idiots." And just like that, he was gone.
Sasuke would've been angry, but Itachi was gone, and tomorrow was Sunday. That's all that mattered.
"Misuke, clean up. Takun, take your sister to her nursery and rock her to sleep."
Hinata looked at her husband bewilderedly, she was supposed to do those things.
Sasuke noticed her face and gave a knowing look, "I've got other plans for you." he smirked before carrying her upstairs, and praying she wouldn't get pregnant this time.
AW, YOU GUYS MADE ME VERY HAPPY WITH ALL YOUR REVIEWS ON THE THIRD CHAPTER.
HA, ITACHI BE TROLLIN', KINDA LIKE SAI.
I read this fanfic where Itachi was really hilarious to Sasuke and made him mad and shit, it was so funny.
JUST 17 MORE CHAPTERS TO GO IN MY BOOK GUYS! I'M ALMOST DONE READING IT, THEN I JUST HAVE TO DO MY SUMMER READING PROJECT, AND STUDY FOR MY TEST ON MONDAY. AND THEN I CAN WRITE FANFICTION UNTIL MY FINGERS BREAK :D
Please review! I know this wasn't very..relevant. But it was fun to try!
