Author's Note: This chapter will include the addition of Garth and Cas. Both of whom I may have a massive crush on. And it'll include some of me too. Again, not intentional. The text signature mentioned in this is "Less symbolism, more knife."

Enjoy!

Blue TARDIS Everdeen

P.S.: This is Season Seven/Eight.

Alice: Oh so now you want to talk to me! Well maybe I'm busy.

Doing what? You're the laziest person I know. –Emily

Alice: We're hanging with friends.

And you didn't invite us? Shame on you.-Dean

He loves parties. –Sam

Party? Where? -Gabriel

Dak: Oh great these wierdos.

Kyoko: We're hanging with Ari that's why.

Alice: You had your chance to hang with us and you lost it.

Well fine then. Be like that. –Gabe

Does she still hate Emily? –Sam

Dak: Yes, sorry.

Oh. –Emily

-A COUPLE OF HOURS LATER-

Dak: Well, I'm bored.

Did that girl leave? –Dean

Dak: Yeah like an hour ago.

Good. I am bored as well. Dean won't play Sorry with me. –Cas

That's because we've played it about four times in a row already. –Dean

I'll play with you, Cas. –Garth

Thank you, smallish hunter man. –Cas

Dak: I love Sorry! Deal me in Angel boy!

Kyoko: It's fun to watch him play 'cause he's never sorry.

Dean approves of your text signature, by the way. -Emily

Dak: I thought as much

What's that supposed to mean? –Dean

Dak: If I were to assign a sin to yourself it would be the sin of wrath; quite specifically the wrath toward God, like our leader MX.

.Damn straight. –Dean

Dak: Straight as an arrow.

Well…he likes to think he is….but when he's around Cas; I'm not so sure. –Sam

.Really Sam? Really? –Dean

Don't deny it. I see the looks you two give each other. It makes me uncomfortable. –Sam

Dak: This conversation makes me uncomfortable

At least you don't have to see them every damn day. –Sam

Dak: Oh yeah, just every time I see you.

Hiya, Guys! –Garth

Dak: Oh great; it's the redneck again.

Bobby's the redneck. But don't tell him that. –Garth

Dak: Your accent begs to differ.

I talk just fine, thanks. –Garth

Dak: Riiiight, so what's up?

Dak: Good news; I was reading this comic and one of the characters made me happy so I brought her to life. This is my new assistant; Tia Darkness.

Tia: Hello.

Dak: She's a stuck up brat and agrees with everything I say…mostly 'cause I'm one too!

Dak: Happy New Year!

Tia: For us.

Dak: *High fives her*

*Facepalm* -Emily

Dak: How ya doin', buddy?

Tia: I'm good

Dak: Pfft, nice one, but not you.

Tia: Aww, sorry.

Uhh…good, I guess. A little down. –Garth

Dak: Oh look, it's Larry the Demon Hunter

Tia: He's not fat enough.

Dak: Hmm…you're right; how about Jeff Demonfoodworthy?

Tia: Better

Haha. Funny guys. *Tears building up* I was being serious. *Lip quivers* -Garth

Dak: My sincerest apologies

Tia: Translation: boring.

Are you guys EVER serious? –Emily

Kyoko: Some of us…not them.

Good to know. –Emily

Dak: Ooo ooo bring in the Winchester boys here; I want them to meet my new assistant here.

Fine. –Emily

You rang? –Dean

We're in the middle of something, guys. Make it quick. –Sam

Dak: I just thought you'd like to meet my new assistant; her name is Tia Darkness and she's a Demon.

What? Demon? Where? *Whips out Demon knife* -Dean

Don't mind him. Purgatory has got to him. –Sam

Dak: Oh don't worry Tia can handle herself.

Tia: *Points at knife then at Sam and moves it over to his hand in the blink of an eye*

Dak: Hehe

SONUVABITCH! NOT AGAIN! –Dean

Dean; CALM. DOWN. You're not in Purgatory anymore. –Sam

Dak: That's not even the funniest thing she can do

Tia: *points at her own chest then at Dean's and her boobs appear on him*

Dak: BWAHAHAHAHA

WHAT THE HELL!? WHY AM I A CHICK? –Dean

*Laughing* Haha, who's the girl now? Now you can't make fun of my hair ever again. –Sam

CHANGE ME BACK, DAMNIT! I AM SICK OF THIS SHIT! –Dean

Tia: I'd calm down *Points at below her waist*We wouldn't want things to get more mixed up now would we?

Dak: *applauds* I love this chick.

You bi- *Muffled by Sam's hand clamped over his mouth* -D

Dean, shut up. Don't piss her off even more! –S

Tia: *Moves boobs back to herself* Hehe men. So easy to deal with

Dak: *cackling and rolling on the floor*

*Muffled* -Dean

I'm not taking my hand away until you've calmed down a couple notches. –Sam

Tia: *chuckles*

Dak: *sits up* So what do you think of my new assistant? Ain't she a hoot?

*Bats Sam's hand away* Yeah she's a REAL bag of laughs. NOT. –Dean

Tia: Hehe.

Dak: You're just jealous.

I'M HAVING FEELS. CANNOT. FUNCTION. *Flails* AHHHHHH –Emily

Tia: Could you have feels in a lower octave?

Dak: She can't

He's right. It's physically impossible. At least you don't have to deal with them every freakin' day. –Garth

Dak: So what are you having feels for now?

Tia: And does it have anything to do with our poorly educated friend here?

Yes. And I ain't poorly educated. FYI I actually went to college. I was a dental hygienist. Dean's the one that's uneducated. –Garth

Dak: Oh yes, dental hygienist is such an intellectual position.

Tia: Oh yes, only Einsteins can get that job.

At least I went to college. And dentists pay bigtime, you know. –Garth

Dak: I'm so fucking bored

Kyoko: We really should work on our reports

Tia: But we're so fucking bored, Onee-chan.

Kyoko: *blushes* don't call me that.

Aww. –Sam

That's adorable. –Gabriel

That's hot. –Dean

Tia: But you're my Onee-chan. You summoned me so you must take responsibility. *Hugs her*

Dak: *drinks Dr. Pepper* and yet she's MY assistant; how odd.

Kyoko: Get her off me, Dak

Alice: is it hug Kyoko time? Why wasn't I told? *glomps her*

Kyoko: Damn it.

Hehe…who's the bitch now? –Gabe

Zeno: One sec I'm calling my buddy Blair to get over here

Kyoko: The first one to get these two morons off me is the last one to die

Alice: We love you Kyoko-sama

Tia: We love you onee-chan

Dak: Zeno get my camera…

Oh lord, there are more of them? –Crowley

Apparently, yes. –Sam

Why are there so many? And they seem to be coming from one person; interesting. –Cas

Dak: Idk, Lord MX has been meditating since Dec 21 in order to subjugate more power for our take over.

Sounds…cute. *Smirks* If you need any help, just call me, darling. You know where I'll be. *Disappears* -Crowley

*Mutters* Dick. –Dean

Kyoko: Why has nobody helped me yet?

Dak: Cause we don't like you.

Zeno: Lolol

It's hilarious. *Takes picture with camera and kisses it* This is SO going on the internet.

Zeno: Wait I need it for my buddy Blair's YouTube channel!

Dak: Why do you hang out with that creepy doll; he's male yet wears a dress and has curly blonde hair.

Zeno: That's Nina's fault; not his.

Don't worry; we can share it. But it's gonna cost ya, Big Boy. *winks* -Gabe

Zeno: *shoots him with lightening* No Homo. *takes picture and runs*

Kyoko: Still getting raped over here…Anyone? Huey? Bowser, I'll give you a pizza!

Bowser: You rang?

Kyoko: Help!

Bowser: *peels off Tia and Alice*Down girls

Alice: Hehe

Bowser: What?

Kyoko: That bitch; she stole my shirt!

Alice: MWAHAHAHA

Bowser: No comment.

Dak: ROFLMFAO

*Dean stands there in shock, slightly aroused* ….woah.

*Rolls eyes* Dean, stop thinking with your downstairs brain. –Sam

*Hysterical laughter* -Gabe

Alice: *runs and hides behind Dean* save me you big strong man

Dak: Run man, it's a trap.

Kyoko: *points hand at them both*

Don't you objectify me. –Dean

Alice: Too late.

Kyoko: *shoots a green fireball at them*

Alice: *ties his shoelaces together and dives aside*

What the-!? –Dean

What's the matter, pretty boy? Got your tongue tied? –Gabe

Sam, make him shut up. *glares at Gabriel* -Dean

I've tried, Dean. Doesn't wanna listen. –Sam

Dak: Have you tried violence?

Trust me. They've tried everything. *Gestures to himself* Helloooo, archangel remember? –Gabe

Dak: Nonsense. Violence is always the answer. If it's not working you're simply not using enough of it.

Allow me to make a correction for you: They can't. They've got no angels swords; no other weapons, no holy oil; nada. –Gabe

Dak: What about Sam's vampire demon force thing he does?

You said the magic word, bucko: Demon. Do I look like one of those dick bags to you? –Gabe

Dak: Aw, what a shame. So tell me, who would win in an arm wrestling; you or Lucifer?

Ah ah ah! Lucifer's an angel too. –Gabe

Dak: Yeah he's just not as queer as you.

Zeno: Oh damn I could feel that burn all the way over here.

Hey at least I'm not the one who rode him for a week and was his bunk buddy in the cage. That was him. Not me. –Gabe

Dak: I'm sorry; could you rephrase that in a language other than pansy?

I am losing my patience with you. I ought to zap you into some gay porn. *Poises fingers in snapping position*Ready when you are, pal. –Gabe

Dak: *clacks beak* I'm sorry; I can't hear you. My swag is too loud.