Author's Note: This chapter will include the addition of Garth and Cas. Both of whom I may have a massive crush on. And it'll include some of me too. Again, not intentional. The text signature mentioned in this is "Less symbolism, more knife."
Enjoy!
Blue TARDIS Everdeen
P.S.: This is Season Seven/Eight.
Alice: Oh so now you want to talk to me! Well maybe I'm busy.
Doing what? You're the laziest person I know. –Emily
Alice: We're hanging with friends.
And you didn't invite us? Shame on you.-Dean
He loves parties. –Sam
Party? Where? -Gabriel
Dak: Oh great these wierdos.
Kyoko: We're hanging with Ari that's why.
Alice: You had your chance to hang with us and you lost it.
Well fine then. Be like that. –Gabe
Does she still hate Emily? –Sam
Dak: Yes, sorry.
Oh. –Emily
-A COUPLE OF HOURS LATER-
Dak: Well, I'm bored.
Did that girl leave? –Dean
Dak: Yeah like an hour ago.
Good. I am bored as well. Dean won't play Sorry with me. –Cas
That's because we've played it about four times in a row already. –Dean
I'll play with you, Cas. –Garth
Thank you, smallish hunter man. –Cas
Dak: I love Sorry! Deal me in Angel boy!
Kyoko: It's fun to watch him play 'cause he's never sorry.
Dean approves of your text signature, by the way. -Emily
Dak: I thought as much
What's that supposed to mean? –Dean
Dak: If I were to assign a sin to yourself it would be the sin of wrath; quite specifically the wrath toward God, like our leader MX.
….Damn straight. –Dean
Dak: Straight as an arrow.
Well…he likes to think he is….but when he's around Cas; I'm not so sure. –Sam
….Really Sam? Really? –Dean
Don't deny it. I see the looks you two give each other. It makes me uncomfortable. –Sam
Dak: This conversation makes me uncomfortable
At least you don't have to see them every damn day. –Sam
Dak: Oh yeah, just every time I see you.
Hiya, Guys! –Garth
Dak: Oh great; it's the redneck again.
Bobby's the redneck. But don't tell him that. –Garth
Dak: Your accent begs to differ.
I talk just fine, thanks. –Garth
Dak: Riiiight, so what's up?
Dak: Good news; I was reading this comic and one of the characters made me happy so I brought her to life. This is my new assistant; Tia Darkness.
Tia: Hello.
Dak: She's a stuck up brat and agrees with everything I say…mostly 'cause I'm one too!
Dak: Happy New Year!
Tia: For us.
Dak: *High fives her*
*Facepalm* -Emily
Dak: How ya doin', buddy?
Tia: I'm good
Dak: Pfft, nice one, but not you.
Tia: Aww, sorry.
Uhh…good, I guess. A little down. –Garth
Dak: Oh look, it's Larry the Demon Hunter
Tia: He's not fat enough.
Dak: Hmm…you're right; how about Jeff Demonfoodworthy?
Tia: Better
Haha. Funny guys. *Tears building up* I was being serious. *Lip quivers* -Garth
Dak: My sincerest apologies
Tia: Translation: boring.
Are you guys EVER serious? –Emily
Kyoko: Some of us…not them.
Good to know. –Emily
Dak: Ooo ooo bring in the Winchester boys here; I want them to meet my new assistant here.
Fine. –Emily
You rang? –Dean
We're in the middle of something, guys. Make it quick. –Sam
Dak: I just thought you'd like to meet my new assistant; her name is Tia Darkness and she's a Demon.
What? Demon? Where? *Whips out Demon knife* -Dean
Don't mind him. Purgatory has got to him. –Sam
Dak: Oh don't worry Tia can handle herself.
Tia: *Points at knife then at Sam and moves it over to his hand in the blink of an eye*
Dak: Hehe
SONUVABITCH! NOT AGAIN! –Dean
Dean; CALM. DOWN. You're not in Purgatory anymore. –Sam
Dak: That's not even the funniest thing she can do
Tia: *points at her own chest then at Dean's and her boobs appear on him*
Dak: BWAHAHAHAHA
WHAT THE HELL!? WHY AM I A CHICK? –Dean
*Laughing* Haha, who's the girl now? Now you can't make fun of my hair ever again. –Sam
CHANGE ME BACK, DAMNIT! I AM SICK OF THIS SHIT! –Dean
Tia: I'd calm down *Points at below her waist*We wouldn't want things to get more mixed up now would we?
Dak: *applauds* I love this chick.
You bi- *Muffled by Sam's hand clamped over his mouth* -D
Dean, shut up. Don't piss her off even more! –S
Tia: *Moves boobs back to herself* Hehe men. So easy to deal with
Dak: *cackling and rolling on the floor*
*Muffled* -Dean
I'm not taking my hand away until you've calmed down a couple notches. –Sam
Tia: *chuckles*
Dak: *sits up* So what do you think of my new assistant? Ain't she a hoot?
*Bats Sam's hand away* Yeah she's a REAL bag of laughs. NOT. –Dean
Tia: Hehe.
Dak: You're just jealous.
I'M HAVING FEELS. CANNOT. FUNCTION. *Flails* AHHHHHH –Emily
Tia: Could you have feels in a lower octave?
Dak: She can't
He's right. It's physically impossible. At least you don't have to deal with them every freakin' day. –Garth
Dak: So what are you having feels for now?
Tia: And does it have anything to do with our poorly educated friend here?
Yes. And I ain't poorly educated. FYI I actually went to college. I was a dental hygienist. Dean's the one that's uneducated. –Garth
Dak: Oh yes, dental hygienist is such an intellectual position.
Tia: Oh yes, only Einsteins can get that job.
At least I went to college. And dentists pay bigtime, you know. –Garth
Dak: I'm so fucking bored
Kyoko: We really should work on our reports
Tia: But we're so fucking bored, Onee-chan.
Kyoko: *blushes* don't call me that.
Aww. –Sam
That's adorable. –Gabriel
That's hot. –Dean
Tia: But you're my Onee-chan. You summoned me so you must take responsibility. *Hugs her*
Dak: *drinks Dr. Pepper* and yet she's MY assistant; how odd.
Kyoko: Get her off me, Dak
Alice: is it hug Kyoko time? Why wasn't I told? *glomps her*
Kyoko: Damn it.
Hehe…who's the bitch now? –Gabe
Zeno: One sec I'm calling my buddy Blair to get over here
Kyoko: The first one to get these two morons off me is the last one to die
Alice: We love you Kyoko-sama
Tia: We love you onee-chan
Dak: Zeno get my camera…
Oh lord, there are more of them? –Crowley
Apparently, yes. –Sam
Why are there so many? And they seem to be coming from one person; interesting. –Cas
Dak: Idk, Lord MX has been meditating since Dec 21 in order to subjugate more power for our take over.
Sounds…cute. *Smirks* If you need any help, just call me, darling. You know where I'll be. *Disappears* -Crowley
*Mutters* Dick. –Dean
Kyoko: Why has nobody helped me yet?
Dak: Cause we don't like you.
Zeno: Lolol
It's hilarious. *Takes picture with camera and kisses it* This is SO going on the internet.
Zeno: Wait I need it for my buddy Blair's YouTube channel!
Dak: Why do you hang out with that creepy doll; he's male yet wears a dress and has curly blonde hair.
Zeno: That's Nina's fault; not his.
Don't worry; we can share it. But it's gonna cost ya, Big Boy. *winks* -Gabe
Zeno: *shoots him with lightening* No Homo. *takes picture and runs*
Kyoko: Still getting raped over here…Anyone? Huey? Bowser, I'll give you a pizza!
Bowser: You rang?
Kyoko: Help!
Bowser: *peels off Tia and Alice*Down girls
Alice: Hehe
Bowser: What?
Kyoko: That bitch; she stole my shirt!
Alice: MWAHAHAHA
Bowser: No comment.
Dak: ROFLMFAO
*Dean stands there in shock, slightly aroused* ….woah.
*Rolls eyes* Dean, stop thinking with your downstairs brain. –Sam
*Hysterical laughter* -Gabe
Alice: *runs and hides behind Dean* save me you big strong man
Dak: Run man, it's a trap.
Kyoko: *points hand at them both*
Don't you objectify me. –Dean
Alice: Too late.
Kyoko: *shoots a green fireball at them*
Alice: *ties his shoelaces together and dives aside*
What the-!? –Dean
What's the matter, pretty boy? Got your tongue tied? –Gabe
Sam, make him shut up. *glares at Gabriel* -Dean
I've tried, Dean. Doesn't wanna listen. –Sam
Dak: Have you tried violence?
Trust me. They've tried everything. *Gestures to himself* Helloooo, archangel remember? –Gabe
Dak: Nonsense. Violence is always the answer. If it's not working you're simply not using enough of it.
Allow me to make a correction for you: They can't. They've got no angels swords; no other weapons, no holy oil; nada. –Gabe
Dak: What about Sam's vampire demon force thing he does?
You said the magic word, bucko: Demon. Do I look like one of those dick bags to you? –Gabe
Dak: Aw, what a shame. So tell me, who would win in an arm wrestling; you or Lucifer?
Ah ah ah! Lucifer's an angel too. –Gabe
Dak: Yeah he's just not as queer as you.
Zeno: Oh damn I could feel that burn all the way over here.
Hey at least I'm not the one who rode him for a week and was his bunk buddy in the cage. That was him. Not me. –Gabe
Dak: I'm sorry; could you rephrase that in a language other than pansy?
I am losing my patience with you. I ought to zap you into some gay porn. *Poises fingers in snapping position*Ready when you are, pal. –Gabe
Dak: *clacks beak* I'm sorry; I can't hear you. My swag is too loud.
