Annoy Dante!
If Vergil had to endure this, so does Dante. Hey, fangirls! He's over here! Quick Dante, wear this false mustache!
Pick the pepperonis off of his pizza before he can get a chance to open the box
Tell him Vergil is hotter, smarter, and cooler, and… blah blah blah…fangirlism…
When he asks if there's anyone better-looking than him, say "Vergil"
Compare the Sparda twins to raspberries; Dante is the red raspberry while vergil is the blue raspberry
Call him an albino like you did with Vergil in the Vergil Chapter
Throw his strawberry sundaes into a fireplace and make him watch
Sing I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt at the beginning of Devil May Cry 3
Show him the reboot version of himself
Buy him DMC: Devil May Cry for his birthday
Ask him if he's ever been to church
Ask him how bad it hurt
You know the item Holy Water? Yeah, spray him with it to see if it hurts him
Say "Bad Dante!" if it does
Tell him to cosplay as Inuyasha and get Vergil to be Sesshomaru. Arkham can be Jaken while Lady and Trish can be Kikyo and Kagome
Force him to choose between Trish and Lady
Speaking of Kagoe, play the song Kagome Kagome while he's sleeping
If you actually scare him, good job!
If not, make him read the creepypasta
Lock him in a room with Patty and a broken TV while her show is on
Remember that cat deon you fought in DMC 1 (It's called shadow I think)? Name it Snuggle and cry when he kills it
Call PETA on him
Before he fights Mundus, force him to gouge out those red gems and sell them on ebay
Sell him amulet on ebay
Watch Arkham or Vergil buy it
Put Justin Bieber CDs in his jukebox
Tell him it complements his girly ice cream
Watch the demons laugh at him at the start of DMC 3 when he turns on his jukebox
Watch NO ONE take Dante seriously
