Yay, chaper four! Okay, I actually should be working on this project for school, but...screw that, update time! Whoot!
Disclaimer: Eh, I got nothing remotely interesting to say this time...
Misa: Lyke, Aume dOnt oan deth not!!1!1!
Me: Ah!! The sheer stupidity of it all, it burns! -falls down in twitchy fit-
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Raito was sitting in the darkest corner, sitting in a fetal position and rocking back and forth, sucking on his thumb. Obviously he still hasn't gotten over the whole rabbit poop thing.
L was watching him, sucking on a large multicolored lollipop. After a couple of minutes, he finally spoke. "...Raito-kun is overreacting."
Raito twitched. "Overreacting? Overreacting?! Dammit, Ryuuzaki, you fed be rabbit crap! Not only is that disgusting, but do you know what rabbits eat?!"
"Of course, rabbits are herbivores that feed on grasses, forbs and leafy weeds. Furthermore-"
"Carbs!" Raito cut in, glaring in fury at the older man. "Do you know how hard it is to look this sexy everyday?! No! You don't! I mean, look at you! ...Oh God, I'm gonna get f-f-fat!" He suddenly let out a loud wail, crying into his hands.
L stared at him. Down by two percent, Kira would never be this immature about how he appears...
Raito suddenly gasped in horror. "Shit, what if I already gained weight! No! Must...work...out!" He yelled, starting to do sit-ups.
"...if Raito-kun were female, I would accuse him of having pre menstrual symptoms." L muttered.
Raito stopped mid-sit-up. "You are such a bitch, you just don't understand my feelings! Selfish bastard!"
L twitched, stand up and dropping his lollipop. He unchained himself, slapped the handcuff onto a nearby table leg and stomped off. Raito glared after him. "Get back here and fight me like a real man, Ryuuzaki!"
L came back, tossed a new box of markers and some sheets of paper at him and crossed his arms. "Raito-kun will let out his anger in some coloring exercises before I result to physical assault. Now excuse me as I get some cake." He picked up the lollipop off the carpeted floor.
"You expect me to color?! What am I, four? And don't put that in your mouth, the floor's filthy!" Raito said in a nagging tone.
"Raito-kun acts like he has the mind of an adolescent child, now color." L stuck the lollipop into his mouth and walked off.
Raito sighed in annoyance. "...bitch."
The lollipop flew across the room and smacked him in the face. "I heard that, Raito-kun!"
"EWWW!" Raito flailed his arms around for a bit, then pulled the sticky lollipop off and tossed it to the ground, wiping his face off. He sighed again, picking up the markers and swearing revenge (again).
"Ooo! Smelly markers!" He squeaked, ripping the markers out and grabbing one at random. He held one at his nose and inhaled deeply. "Oh! This one's cherry!" He got a couple more whiffs of artificial cherries before grabbing another one, uncapping it and sniffing.
"Lemon! Omg, I love lemon!" He sniffed more, then reluctantly went to another one.
"Cinnamon!! Wow! How do they do that!?!" Raito exclaimed in amazement, staring at the brown marker. By now, he was feeling quite light headed and slightly dizzy, but thought nothing of it.
"Wow, it smells so yummy! Mmm! I wonder if it tastes good too..." Raito thought about it for the next five seconds before deciding to try it himself.
At the same time, L walked back into the room with a large slice of cake, just in time to see Raito lick the marker tip in a strangely hot way. -fangirl- He blinked twice. "...what is Raito-kun doing?"
"Eww! It tastes like crap!" Raito complained, flinging the marker out the window, where it K.O.ed the same boy from the first chapter...somehow...
"Up by ten percent. Why was Raito-kun tasting his coloring implements?" L questioned. Raito ignored him, grabbing the black marker and sniffing it.
"Ewwww! This one smells like an ass!" Raito sniffed it again. "Blah, yeah, definitely asshole flavored...Ryuuzaki, sniff it! Doesn't it smell like an ass?!"
"...I have no desires to inhale the scent of somebody's anus."
Raito glared at him. "Sniff the damn marker!"
"Fine!" L leaned forward to smell the marker. Raito suddenly moved the marker forward, jabbing L's nose with it, and a second later, had drawn a swirly moustache on him. "Bwahahaha! Lamo!" He giggled.
"..." L twitched slightly. "Raito-kun has approximately five seconds to run..." He muttered angrily.
"Huh?"
"Four seconds...three seconds..."
"Shit!" Raito scrambled to run but got jerked by since the chain was still attached to the table. Knowing that he had no time to gnaw his own arm off to get free, he just cowered in fear. "M-mommy, save me!" He squeaked.
And then L pummeled him. But it was censored because of course, Adult Swim would never show such violence in an anime and just ended the episode.
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Okay, yeah, that was weird...kinda inspired by Dane Cook, and also from a memory of chibi!Ayumi when she was 7, and sucked on all the markers in her marker box because the cherry marker didn't taste right, and she wanted to see if all the flavors went bad...ahh...good times...goooood times...
Raito is uber OOC in this chapter, don'tcha think? He's acting like a PMS-ing teenager...
Now, to my lovely reviewers!
SapphireElric- Aww, now I feel special X3 I like chapter three .o. mwahaha
BlakValentyne--U69- XD glad you think so!
MiaoShou- Aww, I'm sorry for the loss of your ass...hopefully you re-attached it, because living without an ass would be a pain in the...uh...ass...
SohmaElric91- Yes, we do .o. I have all my contacts on my profile if ya wanna talk X3 And I know I do, the next chapter is introducing them all and it's uber long and I don't have the attention span to sit down and write it all! Blame my ADD! -emo-
Synonymous Brain- XD;; I guess...-KIRA IS WAY MORE AWESOME DAMN YOU spazz-
Teh Soul Cookie- .o. The rabbit poop chapter was inspired by the fact that there's these freaking rabbits that keep leaving their crap in my backyard...
naito-kei- XD lol, yes, it was delicious, as delicious as rabbit poup panackes and pee ice cream is X3
Ling-Ling1567- Ya see, the thing is...ummm...it's a fanfic gosh darn it, I can do whatever the hell I want! And yeah, pay back is a bitch...-nod nod-
L Lawliet's- Lol, I'm just mean to my little Raito X3 He's just too much fun to mess with XD;
Dark Chocolate Alchemist- XD; Why do people keep saying that? Lawl...L won this chapter too o.o; oh shits, I gotta make Raito start winning stuff or something...
Pastel Cupcake- o.o If we are what we eat, that means Raito and Ed must eat a lot of sexy...if that's possible? o.O...
Yami ni Hikari- Well, if L ate the ice cream, Raito would've choked on his spit laughing, and L would I dunno...do something...? And yeah XD; I think I'd do the same thing too...those darn rabbits and their chocolatey poops...
Skyler25- XO I thought this up before watching that dammit! -twitchy fit- DX Don't remind me of that damn vide-oh hey, now I got an idea for a chapter o.o; Thanks! XD; .o. yay, I'm special n.n
InuyashaLuver1224- Ohhh...I don't watch the anime that much, the manga's a lot better anyway, especially the ending...
Suzume Chiyu- Omfg, I killed one of my readers! OH NOES! XD; I can imagine this whole thing in my head...
MrsEdwardElric47- .o. yes, L is evil. He's slowly taking over the world...-slow nod- yup yup...
Yay, now I'm done! Whoot! Gimme reviews!
