Me: Hey everyone! I managed to lock the animals in a cage, so hopefully they won't bother me... Before the twins manage to break them out, I'd like to thank all the people who have reviewed thus far. Thank you Rose202, Artemis' hunters, poison innocence, bluesroyalty98, and The Cheshire Queen! I love you guys! And bluesroyalty98, I totally cracked up reading your comment! It made my day! Should I really do that? HAHA XD... I might do a parody with that...lol
Hikaru: *stumbles in* I BROKE OUT! WHOOO! I love all you guys too! *winks* Especially you, bluesroyalty98...
Me: Uhhhhhh...h-how did u get out? I tied 98 knots, and put 103 locks on the cage...I EVEN PUT YOU AND KAORU IN PLASTIC CASES!
Kaoru: *walks in carrying a crowbar* You suck at tying knots...and all the combinations of the locks were the same...IDIOT! And those cases were so flimsy...
Tamaki: *walks in, flipping hair and smiling* Ah...yes...bluesroyalty98...I knew it...HAHA! JEALOUS OF MY BEAUTY? Don't worry, everyone is...
Kaoru: *whacks Tamaki with crowbar* Shut up.
*Tamaki retreats to corner of woe*
Honey: *comes in, crying and being carried by Mori* WAAAHHHHH! Belzenef and Usa-chan's children would look so retarded! I bet their children wouldn't even like cake! WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: *muttering to myself* Find stronger cases...learn to tie good knots...make next chapter longer...
Kyouya: *looks at clipboard* Ummm...you forgot something...you didn't do the disclaimer yet...
Me: *jumps, startled...finally wakes up from muttering to myself* Oh...Oh yeah. I feel lazy. You do it, Mori. You hardly ever talk...
*Mori looks at me for a few long seconds*
Mori: In accordance with laws, regulations, and policies, Ouran High School Host Club, in no part belongs to . It belongs wholly to Bisco Hatori. Thank you.
Everyone Else: ...
Chapter 4
God (Hope this deosn't offend anyone. If it does, gomen). Kyouya couldn't believe Hikaru and Kaoru had dragged him to this volleyball tryout. Halfway into first period, they had texted him, telling him to tell everyone to come to the tryouts. Not like they were going to try out…right? Kyouya didn't even know that they played volleyball.
"Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin!" someone called out loudly.
Kyouya looked up. The announcer called out their names a second time, but Hikaru and Kaoru were nowhere to be found. He looked around.
"Hikaru! Kaoru!" two identical voices, musical and slightly high, yelled out at the same time. "Hurry up, you big slack-loined gerbil sniffers!"
Kyouya stifled a laugh as he turned around in my seat. Behind him, two identical, beautiful, slender black-haired girls, dressed in white t-shirts and black athletic shorts, yelled out insults at Hikaru and Kaoru, some of the insults degrading their…er, um…manliness. Two gorgeous girls sat next to the twin girls, one of them laughing so hard tears leaked out of her startling Elizabeth Taylor deep blue eyes and her slim shoulders shook, her long, chocolate brown waves bouncing slightly on her shoulders. Kyouya found his eyes drawn to her. Her apparent lack of sadness had him slightly envious. The other one had long, glossy, stick straight black hair and silvery eyes, and was cheering the two twin girls on, a cute little girl with blonde hair sitting atop her slender frame. Hikaru and Kaoru finally emerged and ran onto the court, yelling back insults at the girls. Tamaki, Haruhi, Mori, and Honey plopped down next to Kyouya, watching Hikaru and Kaoru with interest. Kyouya turned towards them, and then turned back as he witnessed Tamaki and a red-faced Haruhi snuggling. Sigh. He did not need to see that. And that Tamaki and Haruhi romance…it definitely wouldn't be good for business and the host customers. Kyouya watched as Hikaru and Kaoru spiked the ball at the same time, their positions identical. They were very good, actually, and perfectly synchronized. The coach whispered something in their ears, and they hooted, pumping their fists in the air. They ran off to change out of their shorts.
"Izumi and Maiko Kiyomizu!" the coach called.
"Wooh! Yeah! Whoooo-hoooo!" the two girls yelled, jumping from their seats ten feet from the ground, landing with almost impossible grace.
Their friends laughed and cheered as they ran onto the court. They positioned themselves In front of the net. Suddenly, a ball shot over. They leapt up and hit the ball over the net. After a few more hits, spikes and blocks, the coach congratulated them on making the team. Kyouya had to admit, they were about as good as Hikaru and Kaoru, who were, surprisingly, very good.
"Victory dance!" their friends yelled, jumping around.
The twins flashed their friends a double thumbs up, before spinning around. By this time, Hikaru and Kaoru had changed back into their jeans and had joined us. The two girls launched into the "Wedding Dress" (by Taeyang) dance in the middle of the volleyball court, their dark hair coming loose of their ponytails and bouncing on their shoulders. It lasted for about two minutes and a half. They fired "love bullets" at the cheering crowd of onlookers who had attended the tryouts. They were surprisingly very good at dancing too, their lithe figures moving rapidly. They definitely had talent. Kyouya smiled as he jotted something down in his notebook, and then tucked it onto his clipboard. These girls could definitely make a profit for the host club. Definitely.
