Just something quick for my friend, Nikki (ProtectorOfTheNameless).

I DONT OWN YGO!


WARNING!! YAOI! JOUXKAIBA!!! CROSS DRESSING!!! MENTION OF SEX!!!]

Jou sat at the dining room table one morning eating some cheerios (Yugiohs....) when suddenly a small woman in a maid's uniform came down holding a small blue gift box. She walked to Jou who looked at her confused, his spoon sticking from his mouth. The maid, used to the boys antics, smiled and pulled the spoon from his mouth while rolling her chestnut eyes. She handed the blond the box and said: "Kaiba-sama wants you to have this. Hurry and open it, ok?" with that she left to finish her duties.

Jou blinked three times before opening the small box. Inside was a card shaped like a bow tie. The kind one would wear with a tux or something. Jou opened the card and saw the familiar scrawl of his lover, Seto. He read it out loud even though he was the only one there.

"Pup," He growled a bit. "I was originally going to do a scavenger type deal but decided that would be much to complicated for you're second rate mind so instead simply fallow these directions. Go to the guest room exactly 3 doors from our suite and allow the maids to blind fold and dress you. When they finish allow Umeko to direct you to our suite. I'll handle the rest. Love, Seto." Jou twitched at the remark about his intelligence but still, it was sweet...if only a little.

Jou couldn't help wonder why he had to change clothes though, and what was with the games? Why couldn't Seto just do what ever it was he was doing? Stupid game obsessed, anal retentive, sexy, rich bastard with a go complex...Oh well.

Jou stood and put his bowl in the sink before going to wear he knew the head maid, Umeko, resided. When he got there the brunette blind folded him with a silk blue scarf and lead him to the right room. When he got there he was poked and prodded at for at least an hour and when they finished his face felt a bit heavy and his legs felt cold. Finally they took off the blind fold but he had no chance to open his amber eyes as something was brushing against them and then the scarf was replaced. Now his eyes lids felt kind of heavy too.

Finally the maids lead him to what he assumed to be Seto's and his room. They took of the blind fold and he opened his eyes only to see Seto looking at him hungrily with his hard on tucked uncomfortably in the white pants of his suit. Jou didn't find this odd, Seto was a sex addict and he usually wore suits to work. Then again...he was off today...Jou shook the thought off and turned to where there was a floor to ceiling mirror. He gaped at what he saw. He was wearing a short, short, wedding dress with no sleeves and a tool bow in the back at his lower back that went to the floor. There was a big white rose covering his right shoulder and the skirt of the dress barely covered his ass! He was not happy in the least. (In case you wanna know the dress is kind of like Katy Perry's in Hot n Cold)

The dress was bad, but the worst was he was wearing make up! Gold/peach eyeshadow, pink blush, sheer lip gloss, a brown eye liner that made his eyes stand out. No wonder his face felt heavy!

"SETO!" He screamed, "What is this!? What's the point of us looking like this! If this is one of your pervy fantasies you're sleeping in another room for 2 months! I'm changing!" He was about to leave the room but Seto grabbed his wrist and turned him around. The taller had a slight frown of worry and sadness.

"Wait. There's a point to all this." He sighed. "This isn't really how I wanted this to go but I guess it's to be expected. I'm sorry you didn't like my way of asking but," He got on one knee and pulled out a ring with a sapphire in the middle and a ruby on the left and right of it. On the inside of the band it read, "If you live to be one hundred I wish to live to one hundred minus a day so I never have to live a day with out you." A quote held very dear to the blond's heart. (Sorry, but I love Winnie the Poo)

"Seto..." Jou whispered, shell shocked.

"Marry me pup." It wasn't a question, it was a statement. A plea if you will. If Jou refused...well lets just say Mokuba would be living with Jou's family and Seto would be living in a coffin 6 feet under. Yes, He left Mokuba with Jou should anything ever happened to him. He planned to ever since he realized he loved the blond. Far before they were together.

Jou tackled Seto to the ground, sobbing into his neck and nodding furiously. "Yes, yes, yes, Ra yes!" the blond mumbled as he planted kisses to his love's pail neck. Seto smiled largely for him and hugged the blond back. After a few minutes Seto's hard on came back and Jou's fallowed suit. Seto picked up the still crying tears of joy boy and placed him on the bed. The brunette kissed Jou tenderly and began kissing a trail to the top of the dress. He unzipped the garment and pulled it off before standing strait (leaving Jou bare and cold) and holding it out for inspection.

"You probably wont want to wear this for the wedding...or the honey moon huh?"

"...Get back down here and I'll think about it." With that Seto pounced.

THE END~~~~

I know that I'm evil, you all have to just deal with it for now. XP BIBI!!!