Hello all :) First off, for those who have read my Emmett's list of luxury story, I'm soo sorry but I cant write it at the moment, I'm just so busy with writing this story AND doing school work, so please be patent :) it'll be up as soon as I can write it! And second, WOAH! Thank you to everybody who has read this story and sent in their love! It's really cool to know there weirdoes like me out there reading random stuff ;) So, thank you and here we goo...
The Cullen's go on HOLIDAY!
Chapter 4-
''I DONT WANNA GOOO!! NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO!!! PLEASE IM BEGGIN', LEAVE ME HERE WITH THE KIDS! I WONT EAT NESSIE, I SWEAR, JUST DONT MAKE ME GO ON THE BOAT!'' Jasper screamed. He had Emmett, Rosalie pulling his left leg and Carlisle, Esmee and Alice pulling his right leg.
''Jasper I swear to GOD I will pull you pants down and show everybody your small penis'' Emmett panted. Alice giggle, it's not that small... it's cute! She thought.
''Jasper it'll be fun, c'mon! Please... I'll give you a treat...'' Alice winked over at him. Jasper loosened his grip on the tree he had been holding onto; the bark had hand prints indented init. ''Good Jasper!'' Alice smiled and took his hand.
Emmett started to say, ''see, you just wanna protect you small-'' Rosalie cut him off with a look that said, shut the fudge up and leave them alone! ''Umm, me and Rose are just gunna go play on the beach... Have fun Jazz, try not to loose your g-string'' Emmett burst into laughter, before grabbing Rosalie by the waist and slinging her over his shoulder. Alice and Esmee laughed.
Carlisle went around to the docks and pulled the beautiful speedboat around to where Alice and Esmee were shining like a million crystals, all embedded into their skin. Jasper was standing in the shade, pulling on a lifejacket, rubber arm bands and a giant rubber duck around his waist. Carlisle smiled, and then went to help the girls to put the towels, rubber rings and their bags onto the boat. Alice went to go grab her giant boom box, and find Jasper. She saw him taking deep breaths in the shade and went to him, she grabbed his hand and walked him to the blue water's edge, and then he turned to help her onto the boat. She took his hand, giving it a squeeze, the jumped onto the boat.
Alice turned to the boom box and hit play. The sound of Beyonce's single ladies blasted out, and the boat sped away. After half an hour the Cullen's on the boat were laughing and joking, while drinking animal blood out of bendy-straws and cocktail glasses'. ''I think, we should come back here every month'' Alice said slurping on her drink.
''Ahh, me too. Carlisle, darling, can you please fly us here at least once a month?'' Esmee said smiling at her husband, who was lying at the back of the boat without his shirt on-sending millions of little diamonds to shine in his torso.
Carlisle laughed, ''Yes my love, anytime you want!'' He said smiling.
''OKAY! Get a room you two! Can we please, please do some water sports now and laugh at Jasper?!'' Alice squealed in delight. Jasper- who sat in the middle of the boats floor, with his rubber ducky firmly around his waist- gave Alice a look, a hard, cold: do not start with me, kind of look. Esmee laughed, ''Yes!'' With that, Esmee and Carlisle disappeared under deck, and then appeared a couple of seconds later, carrying a surfboard, boogie board, few animal floats and a pair of water ski's. ''Who's first!'' Esmee and Alice shouted at the same time. They both laughed and pointed at Jasper-who shrank deep into his rubber ducky.
''Jazz, its three to 1! You have to go! It's only fair!'' Alice said excitedly. She went over the terrified Jasper, pulled him up- accidentally squeezing the rubber duck which made a sharp 'quack!'-and kissed him on the lips. ''For me?'' she said batting her lashes.
Jasper sucked in a breath and held it. Then he walked like a man on a mission towards the back of the boat, Carlisle saluted him before strapping a pair of ski's to his feet- after that Jasper tighten his swimming shorts, afraid he might loose them and be butt naked in the middle of the sea.
Jasper jumped off the boat and the only visible part of him was his giant hair and the ducky's head. A few seconds later Jasper surfaced, Esmee, Alice and Carlisle laughed their heads-off. ''Yeah, yeah! I get it!'' Jasper moaned. The other Cullen's only laughed more. Carlisle walked to the wheel and turned the boat on, sending a spray of water right in Jasper's face, Alice collapsed to the floor laughing, holding her stomach so it wouldn't explode. Esmee put her hand over her mouth to stop the flurry of giggles from escaping from her mouth and walked over to the boom box, turned it on full volume sending 'scouting for girls- James bond' to blast out from the front of the boat's deck. Alice's eyes went wide as they could and scoffed at the song playing.
''Okay, here we go Jasper!'' Carlisle shouted out from the wheel. Alice and Esmee were sitting at the back of the boat, Alice snapping away with her camera at distressed looking Jasper. The boat kicked forward sending Jasper to fall – at high speeds - on his face. Carlisle kicked the boat forward once again and this time Jasper was on his feet for 10 whole second's before falling sideways back into the water...
After 30 minuets of embarrassment for Jasper he was finally allowed to quit, Alice and Esmee were still on the floor laughing their backsides off. Jasper stepped onto the deck looking like drowned cat, ''Not, one word.'' He said sharply, cutting what ever Alice was about to say...
Alice, Esmee and Carlisle all looked at each other, the all screamed with laughter. ''IT'S NOT FUNNY!''Jasper said, but judging the look on the rest of his families faces, it was. Very funny. He walked over the towels and picked up a fresh one...
''Ohhh Jasper...'' Alice said in between spazzums of laughing, ''your pants fell off!!''
Jasper looked down; sure enough he was butt naked. His eyes bugged as wide as they would go then he quickly wrapped the towel round his waist. He walked at super human speed down to the bottom deck and hid out in there...
Alice and Esmee watched Jasper leave and decided they'd let him have sometime alone. Carlisle saw the two girls lying out on the back deck and had an idea...
''I think we should go out tonight, you know, back to the mainland and check out the party scene!'' Alice was saying...
He started the boat at full speed, sending Alice and Esmee to go flying off the back of the boat into the clear blue water. They started to laugh and swam around in the water; Carlisle threw in a couple of animal floats, and then dive-boomed into the water. Jasper – now wearing a pair of fluorescent green swimming shorts- grabbed a rubber dingy, climbed in and floated out to where Alice was swimming around. He pulled her inside of the dingy and refused for there to be any distance in between them... Carlisle and Esmee did the same, and climbed onto the back of the boat and watched the sun as it set into the beautiful blue sea...
:) Hope you like it! I know I keep writing about the sea at the end but I think it's so perfect to end with them watching the sun fade into the sea :) Please leave a review, theres a vampire/ werewolf kiss init for ya ;) In chapter 5 all the Cullen's go out on the town! Emmett get's into a little trouble with the Police... haha I can't wait to get writing it! Thank you, lots and lots of love Shannon xx
