Chapter 3
Survival of the Fittest, Part 3
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There are many people out there who are capable of doing the right thing. They are unable to see or handle suffering. They have the equipment or the skills to protect or rescue. They have virtuous hearts, kind souls, great love, etc. In short, they are like Hiora.
Ash Ketchum, at least unfortunately in his mind, was one such person.
This teen, this seventeen year old pokémon trainer, had been through hell a dozen times and back again. He'd been risking his life all for the sake of friendship, pokémon, and the general good of the people. He was a kid that didn't swear, didn't smoke, didn't drink, a general goody-two shoes.
At least that's what you'd expect if the Pokémon TV show was anything to go by.
The honest truth, he's still a hero, but not quite the kid the show makes him out to be. He drinks booze, flips the bird, can be pissy, and is generally a regular teen. That's not to say the show didn't tell about some of the good things he has. He loves pokémon, he has a good heart, enjoys adventure, and all that jazz, he's just not quite the goody two-shoes people think he is. He once tried to get a tattoo, but didn't have the cash.
Ash was a regular person, but when he learned about the TV show, it would be understated that the words that flew out of his mouth would never even be implied in the show. He looked like, according to what he said, "Some cum sucking pussy that didn't have the slightest clue how the real world worked, and how it shit on you in the end."
Still, he lived honestly. He hadn't tried drinking until the age limit had been lowered. He paid his debts, he was kind, he didn't cuss around little children or use those products around them, he avoided strip clubs, he didn't break the law, and he certainly didn't mistreat people.
But the truth of the matter, still, is that the show 'kiddie-fied' his life story.
For example, they didn't mention the fact that his mom was a card shark. She could deal with the best of them. That was the trade she'd picked up to afford everything. It also didn't mention that Gary was a horn dog. That boy couldn't look at a woman without doing a mental strip down. Sometimes, in his sleep, he'd even do a play by play. Eugh.
In fact, there were a lot of things that that show 'forgot' about. He could ramble off a list of things that, if you heard him, you'd probably never be able to watch the show again without thinking about them. He had had to work with Pikachu, regardless of saving his life, to get him to trust him. He had dated Misty for a few months, and she was part Milotic. He'd nearly lost his head half the time when fighting due to stray shots. Brock didn't ogle in public. Dawn hated his guts. May had died in a plane crash. Professor Oak was as big a horn dog as his grandson. Plus, he'd nearly been (and in some instances had been) raped, shot, burned, starved, dehydrated, drowned, possessed, impregnated (don't ask), enslaved, bought, sold, gift wrapped, turned into a whore, turned into a pervert, turned into a perverted whore, made into an anthro, employed by criminals (guess which), mentally scarred, tricked into a strap on (shut up), and made a pokémon's mate for life.
It is a good assumption, although needless to say, that Ash had been through hell. A lot of people would most likely say, "Fuck it!" and go into a more calm occupation, like maybe breeding. Of course, it was all of this that made Ash keep going in the first place. Something about, "The thrill of being able to have your ass handed to you, and if you learn from it, paying back the bastard that did it." Regardless, he continues to come back constantly every time he gets fucked.
Speaking of getting fucked…
"No."
"But what if-"
"No!"
"C'mon, just-"
"I said no!"
"You'll feel good."
"Hell no."
"We did it once."
"You did, to me; it's not the same thing. No."
"Ash-"
"No."
"But what if -"
"Fuck NO!"
"You don't even know what I-"
"TO FUCK, AND NO!"
An anthro Pikachu crossed her arms across her naked chest, "You're no fun. As for me doing it to you, you got into it after a while. So there."
Ash palmed his forehead, "Look, I told you my answer. You asked, and you got an answer. Now would you please either put on some clothes or go back to your Pikachu disguise? We're in the middle of the city, and people are staring."
She responded by sticking out her tongue, and then vanishing in a poof of smoke. A pokémon Pikachu was left behind. It hopped on his shoulder, giving him a look that both shot him with daggers and inspired dirty thoughts in his mind, how he couldn't figure out. "Don't look at me like that. I don't do that kind of thing out of the blue. Besides, that first time when I went into it was only because I saw you were in pain, and since we live together on the road, and we happen to be close friends, AND I don't like seeing my friends in pain."
She nodded. It was true. For some strange reason Ash couldn't keep his nose out of other people's misery and try to help it. Of course, that's what she liked about him, even if he wasn't quite as horny as she'd like him to be. Right as she started thinking about it, he brought it up. "You remember that one night, right, that particular night a few weeks after we fought the Spearow? You were still being a queen bitch, I still was curious how you got in a pokéball, and we still traveled Johto. Those were the days, eh buddy?"
Indeed, and as she recalled it, she couldn't help but giggle a bit at what the situation was like back then…
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Flaaaashbaaaack
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Ash eyed the woods surrounding Route 56 like a predator that was also prey, watching for potential pokémon to catch, but also for any unsavory people and creatures that might see him as a potential target. He palmed the pokéball for his Charmander, not letting down his guard.
Of course, that didn't help him when one of his own pokémon attacked him.
A shadow flitted among the trees. Ash caught sight of it, and readied his pokéball. He watched the shadow for any unusual movements, and was disappointed when it vanished. He sighed, placing Charmander back on his belt, and walking on, but maintaining his hand over the shrunken pokéballs in case the unknown figure came back. Of course, it was in that one moment that he turned his back to the woods that the figure leapt out of the shadows and landed on him. He cried out, turning right into the attacker, and finding it to be…
"Pikachu! What the- what are you doing?" She just lay on his lap, butt naked, and rubbed her head on his chest, "Answer me!"
She looked him in the eyes and batted her silky eyelashes at him, "I'm just spending a little quality time with my trainer. What? It there something wrong with it?"
He shivered at the way she said something, like she was begging him to either challenge it or do something she might squeal about later. He squirmed, and felt a little tension in his pants. Pikachu felt it too, and closed her eyes, enjoying him squirming under her feminine charm. Of course, she didn't expect him to push her off his lap.
She looked offended, "What was that for?"
"You jumped me from out of nowhere, butt ass naked, and start rubbing your head on me, why the hell would you think I wouldn't push you off? I'm not a whore!"
"No, you're a jackass! What makes you think I wanted to fuck someone like you? You are the most insensitive, rude, crass BOY I have ever met!"
"I'm the only boy you've ever met? What the hell is up with you, you never act like this, even in when I first met you, you didn't bitch this much! What the fuck crawled up your ass?"
"You!"
"As if!"
"Oh you would say that."
"What does that mean?"
She got so angry she decided to get back at him in the cruelest way she could. She grabbed his head, jammed it between her breasts, and forced him into a nose bleed, leaving him there to treat his 'wounds'. Then she stomped off, heading down the road, as Ash chased after her with his nose bleeding.
"Why'd you go and do that?" She turned on him, her cheeks sparking, "You are a jerk! I mean, you don't just up and throw people off of your lap! That's mean! Why would you do that! You aren't a cruel person!"
She started to go from angry to sobbing in seconds. She fell to her knees, crying uncontrollably, muttering to herself. Ash panicked, forgetting his no longer bleeding nose. He immediately got down on his knees with Pikachu and took her hands. "Pikachu, Pikachu listen to me. This isn't like you. Yeah, you bitch a lot, but I think that you do it with good reason. This isn't you. Don't sweat the small stuff. Relax. Honestly, I prefer the old queen bitch over the new model."
He gave her a hug, stroking her spine like she enjoyed so much, and she shuddered slightly under his touch. To be honest, the reason she liked it wasn't sexual at all, it soothed her and appealed to the animal part of her nature. He petted her a few times before trying to break out of the hug, which she released a little reluctantly. He looked at her, "Oh, and don't run off like that! I don't care what's wrong with you, I need you to stick around, and it would suck for you to end up somebody's breakfast! Who else would I have to listen to bitch and moan about every little thing that happens!"
She sat there as he started setting up his camp, then she registered the rest of what he said, "Hey!"
Later…
Pikachu rubbed her stomach, trying to soothe the burning inside. She was in the middle of her period. As a general rule, all women knew to things about this "magical time of the month". One was that it sucked no matter what you called it, and two was that having males around did not help the pain. She was hiding behind his tent, trying to fix the situation herself. At first she ignored it, but the more time she spent around Ash the less she could help herself. She couldn't even look at him without getting knocked up in her mind. So she just talked with some of the guy pokémon when she convinced Ash to let them out, and it wasn't easy without having to look at him. But she had managed to pull it off.
So now she was discussing ideas with Charmander and Squirtle. Now normally a girl wouldn't be discussing her problems with a guy, but pokémon weren't guys, technically, and they also knew of some of the problems of the other sex, being animals as they were, so she knew they were safe to talk to.
She told them her problem, and she also told them a few other things about Ash, none of which can be reproduced here, even though this is a mature story (yes, they are that bad).
Charmander thought a bit about it. Ignoring the insults (Can someone really do that with their balls?) and focusing on the problem itself, he understood her plight somewhat. The somewhat being that he was a guy and didn't go through periods. Squirtle however suggested that she just either masturbate or fuck someone, and she almost yelled at him, and would have if Charmander hadn't interfered. He explained the whole 'mate for life' concept to Squirtle, who immediately slapped himself for his suggestions. Then Charmander suggested that Squirtle, despite being forward, made a point. It seemed that Ash was the one causing her the most pain, and he might need to be the one to soothe it.
She thought about it, and knew he wouldn't give it a single thought. He obviously wasn't that kind of person, and she knew that she was in a hole. So her friends left her to her plight, getting themselves back into their respective pokéballs.
She watched as Ash went to bed, and still couldn't help but want him to stick her with his— she shook it off. It was getting worse, and she needed a solution fast before her hormones turned her into a fuck machine.
An idea popped into her head, but it was a bit too disgusting to even think about. Masturbation, although a viable solution to her problem, wasn't one in her mind. The very idea of sticking her fingers or some other shit into her private parts sent shivers down her spine. So, with nothing in mind, she went to sleep.
Life, however, had a funny way of solving one's problems with new dilemmas.
Pikachu started to dream. At first, it was a regular every day dream, but as it continued, she started to feel things. It started with her battling in pokémon form against a Spearow, with Ash cheering her to victory. As the battle continued, she got the upper hand and delivered a quick thunder shock that knocked the Spearow out cold. She hopped into Ash's arms, relishing the victory, only to find that she was chasing him in her anthro form. She started to run, following him and ducking under a low branch when he lay down on the other side. (I think we all know where this is headed.) She got down beside him on her knees, without realizing that she was over his crotch. (Yup, that's where) She leaned in close without thinking and planted a kiss on him mouth, while also undoing his pants. Before she could even realize what she was doing with him, she felt some pain in her abdomen followed by something going in that soothed the burning in her womb. He continued to thrust as she moaned, and when she realized what was going on, she woke up to find her body stuck on his dick in his tent!
She saw cum on the bottom of the tent, and somehow she had managed to undress him while asleep. Of course, when she woke up and cried out he did too and found her on him, his pants around his ankles, and her panicking. So, he naturally assumed the worst, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING FUCKING ME IN MY SLEEP?"
She jumped backwards and rolled, frightened as Ash tried to do up his pants. "Well? Why?" She couldn't respond because at that moment, her stomach cramped. Apparently her period wasn't through with her, and that small taste hadn't been enough. She leaned over, clutching her stomach, and Ash also noticed that she was bleeding. "What the—? You're bleeding! What happened to you, I need to get you to a hospital now!"
He picked her up by getting under her shoulder, and she shook her head as she clutched her stomach, groaning from the pain. It got that much worse when he tried to help her up. He got down, "What's wrong? Come on, you need a doctor, we need to find out what happened to you!" She knew what she needed to say.
"I'm in a period, and up till now, I was a virgin." He looked at her strange, "Is that why you're in pain, and why you're bleeding?" She nodded, "You broke my hymen while we were both still asleep. I guess the stress of my period was too much for my body, so to relieve it I ended up screwing you while we were both sleeping."
Okay, that seemed a bit of a stretch for everyone present, even Charmander who had watched the whole of this escapade unfold. "So, instead of sleepwalking you were sleep-fucking? That's the most absurd thing I've ever heard!"
"You saw me scream! I wasn't enjoying it! I was as freaked out as you were!"
"Fuck you!"
"You did!"
"No, you fucked me! That isn't the same thing!"
"Whatever— AHHHHH!"
She suddenly cried out and keeled over in extreme pain, and remembered something. "Shit! I forgot my pills!"
"Your pills?"
"Yes! It keeps my periods from tearing me up inside! Help me!"
"I'll go get them!"
"NO! They won't help fast enough! If I take them now, I'll already have a ruined body before they take effect!"
"Then what the fuck am I supposed to do?"
"I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M IN SERIOUS FUCKING PAIN HERE!"
"It's not like it's going to do permanent damage right?"
She looked him in the eyes and he saw that she wasn't only scared, but that she thought she wouldn't survive. Seeing that, only one solution came to mind, and it involved finishing something that she had started. He knew that he would probably come to regret this, but it was better than having her suffer for it now.
He rolled her onto her back, and proceeded to undo his pants again. "What are you doing?" He glared, "Just shut up and relax, will you? I can't stand to have you like this, so, well, imgonnagiveyawhatchaneed, okay?"
She didn't understand what he had said, "What do you mean you're going to give me what I—" then he embraced her, and proceeded to relieve her pain.
For the whole night, neither said anything, and when they woke in the morning, Ash silently packed his things and changed as Pikachu turned pokémon to clean herself off. When she had finished, she turned back, and scared the hell out of Ash. "Hey! Warn somebody before you switch like that! Geez!"
"Well, excuse me! And to think for a second I was going to thank you! Humph!"
"That's not an excuse for flashing me out of the blue!"
"Oh, only you would notice that!"
Then she calmed down, "Ash, thank you. If you hadn't, well, helped me out last night, then I might have bit the big one." He relaxed when she finally thanked him, "Don't mention it. It's not like it could be worse."
He had to say that, didn't he.
He patted her stomach as he said the last sentence, and he didn't even take a dozen steps with her in anthro form beside him when they both went wide-eyed about something. Then they looked at each other, and each let loose a glass breaking shriek. The following month resulted in a huge pregnancy scare, due to the forgotten fact that the Pikachu has one of the highest fertility rates among all pokémon. Needless to say, that's what you get for using a forbidden sentence!
Of course, as Ash predicted, his little 'private moment' with Pikachu did indeed come back to bite him in the arse. After the end of the month long scare, at which they had very slight disappointment but much relief to not have to follow through with their plans, Pikachu started to treat him like her 'man'. She often nuzzled him and referred to him as her 'mate for life', which he repeatedly tried to stop her doing. She often used it as a joke, but in her heart, she couldn't help but want to be with the man who saved her.
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Flaaaashbaaaack end
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Pikachu finished her reminiscing right as Ash came up to the pokémon center. He went up to the box console and finished loading out his team with a Bayleef and Infernape. He counted off his six using his fingers, "Let's see, I have Squirtle, Charizard, Buizel, Bayleef, Infernape, and of course you, Pikachu."
She responded by jumping on his shoulder and rubbing against his head. Then Ash turned to leave when the Nurse Joy at the counter called him, "Hey, are you the famous Ash Ketchum?"
He almost froze, Pikachu fidgeting on his shoulder as he silently debated whether to confirm or deny the statement. After his successes in bringing down two different organizations and conquering various regions, his name had become well known almost everywhere. That wasn't a good thing, say, when you're in the middle of a Pokémon Center in a large city like Jubilife City. On one hand, it could just be a message sent to him from Brock or Misty or Dawn (the last of which he would most likely be viewed as definite hate mail), but on the other, it could start a huge fan chase that he really didn't need right now.
He didn't turn around, quickly scanning the Center in case anyone else was there. Thankfully, the Center was empty, and it was pretty safe to tell the truth, unless of course she was a fan-girl, in which case he would be in major trouble. Still, he decided to take the risk. "Yes, I am Ash Ketchum." He winced, waiting for 'the squeal', which never came. Nurse Joy just handed him a note, "This is for you, I was asked to give it to you by a boy named Brock."
He sighed; it was like this everywhere he went. He had to watch his step, because some of these fan-girls were a little impatient to get to 'know' him, and some seemed a little young for it. He took the letter and read it, getting a little annoyed that he'd missed Brock while he was here. When he finished, he took a deep breath, and put the note in his bag, thanking the Nurse Joy for giving him the letter. "It was no problem, but," she winked at him in a seductive way that sent shivers down his spine, "maybe you can thank me later over a bottle of, say, Jack Daniels? I get off at ten, in case you're interested."
She blew him a kiss before turning around, which Pikachu transformed to catch before turning back. She saw herself, if not his mate, then at least his romance bodyguard. Ash and Pikachu then quickly left the Center, and Ash let loose a quick breath in relief. She was one of those fan-girls, the kind that try to be slick and use something harmless like getting a drink to force you into a situation that he really wasn't in the mood to be in. So, he ran his skinny white ass away from that horny nurse and her 'Jack Daniels'. He made sure to get at least thirty feet away before ducking into an empty alley to catch his breath, not caring that Pikachu had changed again.
Pikachu looked around the corner while Ash took heavy breaths. 'Damn', he thought, 'I am way out of shape. I need to start working out again, and fast.' She turned to him, "She's not following. Maybe I should stay like this, and lean on you a bit, you know, so no one thinks your single." In her mind, she was already wooing Ash into a thick session of sex when he interrupted her day dream, "No, and by that I mean hell no. You tried to pull this on me once. I let you lean on me, you 'trip', and the next thing I know you're on top of me trying to pull my pants off. So thanks, but I'd prefer you stay a pokémon. At least that way you can't trick me, and it'll be easier for you to shock anyone trying to pull me into bed."
She sighed, "Ash, you are oblivious." But, she conceded with his desires and turned back into a pokémon, hopping on his shoulder. He looked around the corner, pulling up a handkerchief and putting on sunglasses to hide his face. Of course, his iconic hat wasn't a dead giveaway. Regardless, he continued to hide in plain sight, strolling through the crowds and making his way to a store. In it, he bought some potions and the medicine for various possible injuries, like say burns. At the communicator nearby, he got Professor Oak on the line and got the medicine that controlled Pikachu's menstruations. Afterwards, he turned to leave and the clerk commented on how he looked a lot like the famous Ash Ketchum.
He'd nearly panicked. Unlike the Pokémon Center, this place was crawling with guys and girls, and not all of them were straight, or great fans of him considering how much they drew over his posters despite the clerk's protests (I told you, Ash Ketchum does not suck dick! Now buy something, or at least stop defacing property, and get out before I call the cops!). He slowly continued to walk as one of the burly guys went over to him and got in his path, "You know, that Pikachu on your shoulder is a lot like the one that Ash has. A whole lot like him."
Pikachu twitched at the 'him' as Ash proceeded to try to talk in a fake accent, a very bad fake accent. "Um, don't all Pikachu look alike?" The man laughed a bit, "Normally yes, but this one has an attitude to it that is almost human, if pokémon had feelings or the ability to think."
Now this asshole had Ash twitching. Of course, he was sorely tempted to give Pikachu the order to thunder shock him and blow his cover, when the TV was turned up with news about Ash Ketchum. Everyone quickly swarmed the mounted TV as Ash made a slick getaway before he snapped and ruined everything.
Once outside, he took a few deep breaths of the free air, relieved that he hadn't had to lose his head. Another minute and he might have started a scandal. It was all because of that stupid show, and Ash got a little angry as he thought about it. Not only did they make a kids version of his life story, they did it without his consent and overlooked at least half of the things that made him and his past. His knuckles became white as he clenched his fist tightly, his temper threatening to give. He didn't go and blow up the nearest Pokémon TV merchandise vendor, but he did buy a stuffed pokéball to beat the stuffing out of. He tossed the ruined toy in the trash, not satisfied in the least. Thankfully, he happened to come across a group of Lucario guarding an alley near the Six Feet Under arcade. He heard a small scream and his instincts took over. He pulled out a pokéball and threw it, shouting "Bayleef, use your Razor leaf attack!"
A white blast of light emanated from the open pokéball, which flew back into his hand as a Bayleef appeared, twisting and shaping the light into a tangible form. Bayleef quickly whipped her head leaf and threw a dozen sharp leaves at the group, one going astray and sailing into the alley. He heard a scream.
Oops.
That seemed the cue for the Lucario anthros to scatter, and they vanished into the city, Pyre shouting orders to guide them back to the village. He was a little relieved that he had failed, and the punk trying to entertain himself with revenge getting his just desserts was a little bonus. Later he would inform the Grand Master what happened, and that the boy was most likely Ash Ketchum from his aura.
However, that was irrelevant as Ash went to help the girl in the alley, recalling his Bayleef, only to blush as he found her pants around her ankles. She quickly pulled them up, Ash muttering something about giving her time to be decent first, before extending his hand to her and asking if she was okay. She crawled a bit further into the alley, still scared from the would-be rapist that had up till now had her down and ready to screw.
He kneeled down and extended his hand, putting a soothing tone to his voice, doing his best to not appear threatening, "It's okay, I'm not here to hurt you. I'll introduce myself."
He debated for the briefest moment whether that was a good idea, but the frightened look in the anthro's eyes affirmed his decision. "My name is Ash Ketchum."
She recognized the name as Ash pulled off his scarf and sunglasses, extending his hand to her. Slowly, she stayed low but moved over to him, taking his hand as he stood. The Lucario anthro took his hands, letting him help her to her feet. Then she shook it, "Thank you. If you hadn't come to help me, I would probably be fucked senseless and then hanged back at my village."
"Think nothing of— wait, what?"
"I used an old hunting right to try and escape, because they saw me as a traitor for being with humans. If you hadn't come and helped me, that boy would have raped me and then the hunters would have killed me when I was taken back. But now, it's over."
"How are you sure?"
"Their time limit is up. The hunt is over, and now I'm free."
She took the vine necklace off from around her neck and slid it into her pocket. Then she turned to Ash, "So, you're the famous Ash Ketchum, huh?" He started to feel the pressure, suddenly wondering of telling her his identity was such a brilliant idea. Then she looked him over, "Well, you aren't what I expected. I thought you would be older, and not quite to naïve."
Then Pikachu had to transform to get her two cents in, "Hey! Great way to thank the guy who saved your cunt from a dickhead! You didn't even tell him your name before you started to rag on him! You could at least have that much courtesy!"
The Lucario jumped at least five feet in the air when Pikachu turned, and Ash laid a fist upside her head, "Ow, what was that for!"
"You scared her! And me! Next time at least try to warn someone who doesn't know you before you change like that!"
"How was I supposed to do that? It can't talk as a Pikachu!"
"You could have asked me!"
Then she slapped her forehead as Ash got her to apologize to the Lucario, "Hey, sorry, don't be scared of me, its mister 'pokémon-master' here that you need to be wary about."
Then he landed a double fisted overhand strike to her head, "What did you say that for? I don't need you caring her off!"
"Why not, for all we know, she could be a prostitute!"
"I am not a prostitute!"
"And he's mine!"
"The hell I am!"
"Stay out of this!"
"I will when you stop trying to pair us together! We are not mates, we're friends, and I have the freedom to date who I want!"
"Oh, so you want to start making out with miss whore over here."
"I already said I'm not a whore, dammit!"
"Whatever! So Ash, do you have a 'thing' for her?"
Then he started to squirm. 'Damn you, Pikachu,' then he turned to the Lucario and almost blushed, "Well, I don't even know who you are." Then she took his hand and shook it in a single quick motion, "Jade. Now would you mind explaining Miss PMS over here?"
Pikachu's cheeks sparked, "Miss PMS, huh," and she took a breath to rant, and Ash held up his hand, catching her gaze with the corner of his eye, and signaling her to turn back into a pokémon. She obliged, hoping to impress and maybe even humiliate Jade, and with a poof of smoke, she was small again, and hopped on Ash's shoulder. Jade, although impressed, tried and failed not to look that way.
Ash then asked her where she was headed, "Well, I wasn't headed anywhere, I was over at an arcade when I got abducted. And…"
Speaking of the arcade…
Christine gasped as Gerry thrust again, driving deep inside and causing her to squeal in pleasure. Then something crossed his mind, "Hey, Christy, I get the feeling that it's a little too quiet."
That's when they heard the scream and they both swore.
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Ash guided Jade back inside the arcade and she took him, and by that I mean practically dragged him, down to the underground level. He tried to hide by the wall, but of course, she pulled him out, telling him there was nothing to fear, and one of the gamers noticed him. It was a fan-girl.
Cue girly shriek.
Ash, reacting instinctively, pulled his hand away from Jade and covered his ears, Pikachu getting ready to nail them with a thunderbolt. Of course, she would have if jade hadn't noticed what was happening and, after slapping herself, stepping in front of the mob.
Pikachu told her to get out of the way, which she ignored as she got into a fighting stance. She pulled aura energy into her hands, getting ready for an aura ball, when she noticed someone working their way through the crowd. As he got closer, Jade loosened up slightly as she began to recognize the voice forcing the mob open. "…Alright, alright, alright, one side people, don't lose your heads, owner of the arcade, coming through!"
Gerald broke out of the mob, stumbling to his knees and taking a few breaths before standing tall, "Jade, what's going on here? What are you doing?"
"I'm trying to keep these people from running all over somebody."
Then he noticed the figure behind her, and recognized him from TV, "Is that the famous Ash Ketchum?"
Ash, crouching and trying to hide his face, wanted to panic and run for the exit. The last thing he needed was to become an attraction for some arcade. Gerald started to work, "Okay, people, go back to your games, nothing for you here! Hey, I see you trying to sneak over! Back to your games everyone, leave the dude alone! Come on, hey, watch your mouth in here, there are kids!"
As he worked crowd control, Ash panicked slightly, until Jade started talking to him, "So, what happened? Why is everyone after you?"
"Why wouldn't they be? I only happen to be the most famous celebrity in the entire region. Don't believe me? Have you seen the kids show my life has been made into?"
As Ash continued, his knuckles started to turn white again, "The lies, simplifying my story to the point of absurdity, doing it without telling me, trying to sue me for copyright infringement so they can take all my pokémon and my money, trying to force me into a contract, I don't even get one damn cent from those whores and their using my story. On top of it all, the fame I get just earns them more cash, and they're still trying to pin me down with a lawsuit. Jackasses, the lot of them, and the more they use me like a global prostitute, the more they abuse my image, and the more it pisses me off. Half of the guys out there in that business are probably members of Team Rocket. That wouldn't surprise me in the least. One of these days, I'll get back at them; oh, I'll get back at them alright."
His anger was so palpable that it started to affect not just Jade, but Pikachu and the crowd as well. Pikachu recognized these signs, and quickly hopped off his shoulder in case his temper broke and he decided to hit something. The crowd eventually got back to their games, and Gerald jogged back over to them, "Whew, that was— whoa, who pissed in your cheerios pal?"
Oh, he should not have said that.
Pikachu dived for cover as Ash lost it, grabbing Gerald by the throat and pinning him to the wall, and getting in his face, "You have no idea of the shit that I've gone through, that I'm still going through, none of you do! So until you finally understand the jackassery people have been cramming down my throat, hoping that I choke and give in, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT SOMEONE PISSING IN MY CHEERIOS!"
He drew back a fist, and Jade caught it, keeping him from hitting the guy that had been trying to help her. He looked her in the eyes, his mind mostly gone, and could barely recognized the pleading look in them. He faltered, releasing his fist, right when a certain lady Arcanine anthro saw him, "HEY!"
He snapped his head in her direction, "That's my husband! I'm the only one that gets to kick his ass! So DROP HIM!" He did, and Gerald rubbed his throat as he took deep breaths, "Damn, you've got quite a grip. I was seeing stars there for a minute." Christine kneeled down at her husband's side, trying to see if he was alright, "I'm fine, Christy, really, but what was that about kicking my ass?" She laughed, "Oh Gerry, you know perfectly well that when you married me, I had the power to bend you over my knee and beat the living shit out of you if you tried to pull anything." He sighed, agreeing, and then Christine turned to Ash, "Now, what in the name of almighty God compelled you to grab my husband here by the throat and choke the life out of him? Well?"
Ash got nervous, this woman had a great figure, and her menacing aura added an edge to her form that really appealed to him and frightened him at the same time. He stuttered, "W-well, I k-kind of just l-lost my temper after he said something that pushed me over the edge," he got more confident as he continued, "and it was a bit of inconvenient timing, at least on his part. He had asked me who had pissed in my cheerios after I had a rant about a certain TV show that is continually trying to make my life a money machine for the people in the video business. The last thing I needed was for someone to come up to me and ask me 'who pissed in your cheerios', when I can't even touch the bastards shoving bullshit down my throat left and right." He could feel his blood pressure rising again, "It's stupid, all of it. Why the hell would someone want to sue me just for looking like and having the same name as their main character? They based him in me, and they even told me as such, but I'm the only one who knows that as a fact! It's bullshit, all of it! A big pile of fucked-up cum sucking BULLSHIT!"
He took another breath to continue, when Pikachu transformed and got in front of him, holding his arms to his sides and sticking his head in between her boobs to knock him out. He passed out, nose bleeding, as some of the horny patrons eyed her with lust, only for Gerald to give her his suit jacket and cause them to groan. Pikachu looked down at him, "Sorry for the peepshow, but this is the only is I only way I ever get him to stop in the middle of blowing his top."
Gerald waved it off, "It's nothing I haven't seen before, but you're not quite as good as Christine's figure. Anyway, why don't you and Christine go find you some nice clothes so you don't have to walk around naked all the time?" Christine then took her and guided her through the arcade to a closet, fending off anyone hoping to 'get some'. Jade and Gerry tried to revive Ash and stop his nose bleed, waking him with a splash of cold water to his face.
"I swear I wasn't— oh, um, what happened?" Jade summarized what Pikachu did, "Damn, sorry, I didn't mean to lose it, but she didn't have to suffocate me with her cleavage."
"She said that was the only way she knew to stop you midway through it."
"Really? Did she try thunder shock?"
"Um, no."
"Well, then, I don't think that her boobs are the only way."
"You moron, she didn't want to hurt you!"
"That hasn't stopped her before!"
Jade stomped off, muttering to herself, "I can't believe him, the nerve of some guys…" Ash just stood there, confused.
Meanwhile Gerald walked back into his bedroom to use his cell to call Hiora. The last thing that he needed to do was to have his friendship with Hiora exposed to blabbermouths when he told him what happened, which is exactly what would happen when… "She WHAT!"
Gerald stuck his finger in his ear to block the shout. He repeated himself, "I told you, she got kidnapped by the hunting party, and someone rescued her." On the other end of the line, Hiora was clutching the phone in one hand while his other slowly bent a sign post in two, gripping it hard enough that it might give a laboring mother a run for her money. "How. Exactly. Did. It. Happen." With each word he struggled to keep his temper in check. That was the one sure fire way to get him mad, messing with his family.
Gerry gulped, hearing the metal screech in the background, "I don't know, she seemed safe enough when Christine and I went back into our bedroom, but the next moment, Ash Ketchum comes in with her and she's guarding him from being mauled by his fans."
Hiora took deep breaths, at least she was with someone who was a known ally to the anthro cause. "Okay, I'm on my way."
"Wait, what?"
"I'm finished with my shopping in any case, I need to pick her up. Plus, I want to meet the person who brought her back to you. I've been taking too long, in any case. I'll be over there in thirty seconds, and she better still be there."
"She will be, don't worry, what could—"
"Don't. Say it. Don't you dare say it. You know how I feel about statements like that. They just beg for some divine force to come and screw you over."
"Alright, alright, geez. She will still be here. I never knew you to be one for superstition."
"It's not superstition, it is common sense."
He cut the line and got in his car, speeding for the arcade, in case Gerald ignored his request and he invoked some almighty cosmic joker to come and punk the lot of them. Gerald was right, he wasn't superstitious, but he did see enough things to know that some myths are anything but false.
Gerald closed the cell, thinking the great dreaded sentence, and leaving the room to find the white boy that had tried to rape Jade holding a gun to Ash's head.
/
Ash struggled under the boy's chokehold up until he noticed the revolver stuck to his temple, at which point he stopped fighting and began to sweat, praying that the boy's trigger finger wasn't twitchy.
Christine guided Pikachu and Jade back to the front, only to notice the boy pointing the gun at Ash's head. By that time, the boy had seen them and called out, "YOU! Whore! Come here, you Lucario anthro dick-licker!"
Jade recognized him and, seeing the gun pointed at Ash, reluctantly stepped forward, the crowd moving to accommodate. As she walked, she could feel her anger rising in her, and suddenly understood what Ash had been talking about involving the thunder shock. She got to the other side and the boy switched targets to her, "You bitch. You and your little trainer prostitute friend here ruined me. You cut off the end of my penis, my six inch partner in crime, and now you both are going to pay for it dearly!"
Pikachu had the urge to yell out "big deal, Ash has a full inch on you!", but something was telling her that wouldn't help the situation. She thought for a second, and then got an idea, tapping Christine on the shoulder, "Hold these for me."
Before she could ask what she was doing, Pikachu transformed and quickly darted through the crowd, the white boy being too distracted by his rant to pay attention. Christine, connecting the dots, picked up her clothes and held them in her arms, the crowd having reformed.
Gerald, behind the white boy, had no idea what to do. The boy hadn't noticed him, but he didn't want to expose himself and risk further life. He suddenly saw a yellow blur, and thinking quickly, called the assailant's attention. While he was distracted, Pikachu charged herself up. Then he heard her and shot at her, catching her lightly in the side.
Ash and Jade cried out as she bled on the ground, and the white boy laughed, "Aw, was that the famous Pikachu that I just killed. Who gives a damn, she's just a pokémon, and there are millions like her! Now, as I was saying, you're going to come with me, and in exchange I'll let Ash go." The white boy acted confident, but he was sweating in his head, 'Great, now there are three people. All they have to realize is that I can't shoot them both at the same time, and I am fucked.'
Jade, shaking in anger, walked up to him as Ash protested, "NO! This is the guy that tried to rape you! Dammit, listen to me! He's got a gun, what's to keep him from shooting us all!"
She stopped, and the assailant jammed his gun to Ash's temple, causing him to bleed a bit, "Come on, I don't have all day, hurry up or you're going to be cleaning up Ash here with a mop. Ash was angry, but it was a good anger that sharpened his focus instead of blurring it. He noticed the glow around her hand, and he thought quickly, not wanting to end up in the middle of crossfire. So, with almost no plan behind it, he stomped on the boy's foot, whipped the gun from his head, and rolled out of the way. That's when Jade struck. She launched a green aura ball at him from close range, using her fist to turn it into a kind of aura punch, but he dodged it and put the gun to her temple, his back to the stairs. "Thank you, now you can take his place." Then he raised his voice, "I'm taking her with me, and no one follow or she will have an appointment with Saint Peter!"
He started to drag her to the stairs when a shadow fell over him. He didn't even turn, "Hey, dude, get out of the way, I have a bitch to—"
A flash of steel came from the shadowy figure, slashing the boy's hand and causing him to drop the gun, giving Jade room to get away from him. The boy turned to the shadow, "You bastard! I'm going to kill you, I'm going to FUCKING—"
POW!
He flew across the hall and slammed against the wall, unconscious and bleeding in his chest. The shadowy figure stepped forth and spoke in a familiar voice as the light hit him, "That's what you get for badmouthing my family and insulting pokémon everywhere."
Jade was happy, Hiora was here at last. As he descended the stairs, Gerald went over to him, and—
BAM!
Hiora dealt a degrading blow to Gerald's crown, "What did I tell you about using that sentence, dammit!"
"Okay, okay, you were right."
Hiora walked further in and saw Pikachu, who had now turned back to her original form. Acting quickly, he analyzed the wound, and Ash held his breath. "It's alright, the wound is just superficial, the bullet didn't penetrate anything vital and in a few weeks the wound should heal over fine."
Ash let his breath loose, relieved at the good news, and then Hiora shook his hand, "You must be the famous Ash Ketchum that rescued my daughter Jade, correct?"
Ash blinked, "She's your daughter?" He smiled, "Yes, well, adoptive daughter, anyway. I suppose you already know who I am?" Ash nodded, "Hiora of the Immortal Way. Famous for the visit of every single legendary pokémon visiting your temple in the middle of the woods. Also known as the mighty Halo Demon, and I saw the video of the slaughter you performed upon the Johto military. Damn, over four hundred-thousand soldiers, that has to be some kind of record. All I can say is, I'm glad I didn't piss you off."
Hiora was impressed he wasn't bothered by the slaughter, "So, the killing of all those men doesn't bother you?"
"Well, I didn't say that. All those men were fighting for their region, and the moment I finished watching it, I had to know, why did you do it? What reason could you possibly have of taking that many people to the grave?"
Hiora looked forlorn, "That, my friend, is something that is meant for another time. I will tell you, since those men come from your home region, but not now. Now is a time to go home and celebrate. Perhaps you could join us."
Ash was about to decline as Pikachu gained consciousness, "Please, the least I could do is allow the man who saved my daughter and his friend to stay in my own home. Not to mention that I have plenty of medical supplies to aid her healing process."
He still was unsure. It wasn't just because of Pikachu's secret, but the fact that staying with a stranger raised a few big flags in his book. Then again, it was free, and he wasn't a complete stranger. Still, who knew what sort of strange habits Hiora kept in his home. Eventually, he conceded, "Fine, I'll come along. But try any funny business and Infernape will fire punch you so hard you'll have burns for a month." Hiora clapped his hands, "Excellent! Now let's get going, we all need food in our bellies, and I need to get to know Mr. Pokémon here."
Ash twitched, "Mr. Pokémon, huh. Why that little…" As he muttered to himself, he and Hiora helped carry Pikachu to the truck. Well, really Ash, because he refused to let anyone else touch Pikachu, except maybe Christine to put her clothes on her, and even that took some doing and he did most of it, despite being embarrassed. Eventually they got Pikachu and Ash into the truck, Ash opting to stay with his friend in the back to keep her safe, and regretting the proposal when he got nailed with a pack of eggs in his face.
The trip took a while, and when he finally got there, a special platform was waiting there for him that Jade was sure wasn't there before. Hiora pulled up over the platform and pulled out a remote. He pushed the button, and then gave the suggestion to hold on tight. Ash almost snapped about, "What the hell else am I supposed to do back here?", but his mouth was shut for him when he had to hang on to a pallet as he rapidly descended into a dark cave, Pikachu clinging on for dear life next to him. The platform continued to descend at an alarming rate, but it eventually slowed down and came to a stop, at which point Ash had lost his hat and Pikachu her button-shirt. She smoothed the wrinkles out of her t-shirt as Ash's hat fell on her head. Then Ash caught her over-shirt and they swapped, putting on both.
Ash turned to Hiora and was about to yell when he caught the grin in the rearview mirror and shouted for Pikachu to hold on tight. He quickly did the same, and not a moment too soon, the platform the truck sat on sharply turned to the side, and then it shot like a bullet into the darkness, the headlights being the only source of illumination. Jade freaked out as Hiora laughed, enjoying the sight of his companions in distress at his 'joke', and he held on tightly as the vehicle sailed into the tunnel, scaring three of the four passengers witless. Then it stopped, hurling Ash into a spot where he was sandwiched between the rear window of the truck and Pikachu's body, and trying to be calm since her waistline was above his mouth (use your imagination ;)).
She moved away, and he relaxed, just as the truck started to slowly ascend into who knew where. As they ascended, Hiora looked back and spoke, "Everyone, I have two things to say to you. One, is what you are about to see must be kept secret, and two, I would like you to prepare to have your minds fucking blown."
He grinned like a loon, doing his best to hide the debate going on in his mind. He hadn't thought about Ash and Pikachu possibly telling anyone about his lab. Hopefully, and if he was right, they wouldn't have much to tell anyone, not that they would want to.
A door opened above them, and light poured upon them like warm white water. As the platform became flush with the surrounding floor, the lab was visible, and it was a beautiful sight.
Glistening steel and flashing computers abounded, with both poké-anthro and pokémon running wild in the midst like dozens and dozens of worker bees doing their daily duties. So many in one place, even Jade couldn't help wondering if he was doing some sort of illegal trade, while Hiora himself pondered if all this was a bit much, but it's not like he could have them carry it all back, some of this stuff was heavy. Very heavy and very, very sensitive. He got out of the truck, and Jade followed, Ash attempting to pry Pikachu off of a pallet. After that, Hiora guided them through the building to an elevator, diverting their attention from any of his projects and cursing himself for not anticipating something of this nature. Half of the more discreet experiments were now in the open, and he had to think fast to avoid exposure. Jade caught a few glimpses of them, but decided that she wouldn't ask questions, and also learning that many of her questions had gone unasked. Quietly, she made a resolution to corner Hiora one of these days and ask him all her unanswered questions, but for now, "Hiora, what is going on here? Where are we?"
"We are in my lab, now step lively, quickly now, into the elevator!"
"But what are you doing in there?"
He turned hard of hearing, "Alright, now Ash, Pikachu, you are about to meet the upper levels of my Infinity Temple's underground sanctuary. And before you ask, I built the sanctuary underground to hide it from prying eyes and ears, eyes and ears attached to the heads of people that I unfortunately cannot touch without violating the law, and the last thing I need is for people to consider me a rebel to society and use that as a lightning rod to gather forces to bring down the government. The situation involving the anthros is volatile enough without adding a rebellion to the mix."
"Um, I wasn't going to ask."
"Neither was I. Ash, hit him please."
He wanted to comply, but after what had happened at the arcade, he whispered his decline and reasons into her ear, causing her to look at him with a new kind of curiosity.
The elevator 'dinged', and they got out, Hiora sealing the door to it behind him. Pikachu was still weak, so Jade finally decided to help Ash carry her as Hiora guided them to some empty rooms, both of which were near hers and opposite one another. He gave Ash two keys with the number of one of the rooms on each, and he told him to hold onto them, and that he could stay as long as he needed. He took a breath to continue, but then Grace came up to him, "Father Hiora! I'm glad you're finally back!"
"What? What is it?"
"We have a code black on Alex, she's trying it again."
His eyes got wide, "Damn it, Jade, you stay here and take care of these two, help them get settled and such, I have a code black to take care of."
He followed Grace from behind, not knowing where Jennifer was attempting from, and swore under his breath, "Damn, of all the times for that suicidal Suicune to try and kill herself, why now…" As he muttered, he began to worry more, his face regaining its age, and that did not go unnoticed by Grace, who was used to it. She'd worked with him for so long, that his switching between an old man and a youthful adult was commonplace in her eyes. Still, that gave her concern every time she saw it. He carried burdens most people would be crushed under without batting an eye, and as the speedy Snivy Grace was thinking, she also knew that he couldn't do this forever, superhuman or not.
Jade, Ash and Pikachu were all a bit stunned from what just happened. Jade shook it off and showed them what the rooms had to offer, and then retired to hers. Ash helped her into the bedroom, and turned to leave, except Pikachu didn't want him to. "Ash, wait."
"Yeah."
"Stay here, I need something from you."
"Pikachu, how many times do we have to go through this? I don't want your body, I am not a horn dog, and I am not going to fuck you."
She looked down, "That's not what you're penis is thinking." He looked too, and saw she had a point. He had a bit of an erection growing, and swore. "Damn, and no."
"Ash, come on, its fine. You want to fuck, I'm here to fuck, what's wrong with that?"
"You aren't my girlfriend, you're my friend, and you're a girl, wait, shit."
"Exactly. Why can't we have a little fun now and then? We don't have to start dating, it could be a whole 'friends with benefits' kind of thing."
"You do know how that movie ended, right?"
"Details, details, look, I have a condom right here."
"And how did you managed to get that, and where have you been keeping that in any, never mind, I still say no, especially with you in the condition you're in, and we just got here. Why would you want to have sex in a room you're not even familiar with?"
"Location doesn't matter, what matters is each other being around and being together."
"See! You're already trying to turn it into a relationship. No way in hell am I fucking you, I only did that because you were in pain, I couldn't stand it, and you being scared the way you were scared the shit out of me! No!"
He turned to leave, "Wait. Ash, that was years ago, and I know I didn't exactly let it go, but you too good care of me. You even promised to give your dream up to help raise a kid that never got conceived, and if that's not love or at least a damn close thing, then nothing is. You were so much like a father, and acted like my family, I never forgot that. I wanted that again, but you know what, that's fine. I can see that we are not a couple, and you don't like me that way. I never said you did, but you were my first, and I am sure that a girl never forgets the guy that broke her hymen, and I'm also sure that you haven't forgotten it either."
He couldn't help but look her in the eyes, and when he did, he found that he couldn't lie. "Damn, fine, you're right, I never forgot. Things changed, people came and went, but you were there. I don't love you like a wife, I love you like family, because you are. Fuck, I sound like one of those soap operas you and my mom love watching all the time."
Pikachu laughed, "Yes, yes you do, and that's fine. Oh, and I see how you look at Jade, I know you think about her." "I haven't thought about her except when that guy threatened her." "Still, you saved her not once, but twice, and if you want her, I have a feeling that she will want you. Hey, I'm willing to share, but don't expect me to take it easy."
He sat on her bed, head in hands, "What the hell is going on?"
"I don't know, but I'm here."
"Thanks. Hey, is that why you're so obsessed with my dick?"
"Um, yeah, pretty much."
"So if I do you again, you won't be so freaking 'passionate' about getting some from me?"
"Well, when you put it that way…"
"Lean back and relax."
"What, what are you doing?"
He smiled as he zipped her pants open, "I'm ending this nonsense."
The rest of the night was full of low noise and rather passionate love.
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So, what did you think? Good chapter, right? Don't expect a lot of lemons, blah, blah, blah, but I will write a few. I actually planned for this little 'session' to happen later, but then a potential for more drama came forth, thus, the second round. If you want a hint at the future, here are two things. One, think back to the first time, and two, didn't she mention a condom? Oh, and you can expect more from Jade, since she is going to hook up with Ash, but in a relationship you won't expect. One question tells all, who here has heard of abstinence?
Hiora: What about me?
N.F.: Yes, more of you.
Midna: What about 'the Child of Twilight'? Aren't you going to work on that?
N.F.: Yes, that too.
System Crash: What about System Chaos, you need to finish the next chapter.
N.F.: Argh! Okay, I'll get back to that!
Panther: What about—
N.F.: YOU! BAISHET!
*poof*
Sly: I'm not done with you!
Fox: Neither am I!
Link: *mute stare*
Izu: What about me?
N.F.: *clutching head* Fuck! You're all giving me a fucking—
System Chaos: Look out!
N.F.: NEGA-POWER ZONE, BITCHES! I'M BACK!
Everyone else: SHIT!
Bye.
