Jail Escape
A random jail in an isolated place
America groaned as he lifted his head up. The Aliens have somehow captured him and locked him up with the other prisoners. To the opposite was Italy, to the right was Greece and to the left was Romano. Right now Romano and Italy were having a fight about something he didn't even know about. He could also hear Austria at the end of the room complaining about no music to play.
"I WANT SOMETHING TO EAT, PREFARBLY A HAMBURGER" America yelled out across the room. The guards who next to him banged on his door to quiet him up. It was the 10th time they have done it and it was still morning.
"HEY DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! I AM THE MIGHTY GREAT AMERICA! LEADER OF ALL NATIONS AND THE ONE WHO KICKED BRITAINS ASS" The guards banged the door again. This time America tried to do a falcon punch.
"FALCON PUNCH HAH! OW!" moaned America. The doors were far more advanced than the ones in American Jails. The guards banged the door again.
"FREAKIN HELL, DO YOUGUUYS HAVE ANY JOB OTHER THEN BANGING A PRISON DOOR?" The door banged again, this time he heard the guards snicker.
"Give it up America you're never going to escape, "cried Romano from the left. America searched his own pockets. Then some leaves fell out. America tried to see what it was so he sniffed it. Then he realized it was Cannabis. How the hell did it get here America wondered.
A week ago
America was out in the Rainforest camping with Canada for a holiday trip. Lately America has been getting on Canada's nerves so Canada suggested that a holiday might calm things down.
"America!" Canada cried out from the stream, "help me get some food from the forest."
"EH? Canada? Where are you?" America called out
"I'm over here down by the stream idiot…" Canada mumbled.
As things settled down, America when out to find some food while Canada tried to set up the tents. While America was walking and munching on his hamburger he noticed that he found some weird plant that bear some resemblance to Cannabis, so he took a bunch and putted it in his pockets to report to the government. But he forgot to report it to the government long after the trip ended and so he left it in his pockets.
Suddenly, an idea popped up in America's mind,
"Hey, alien guard, I have something to show you. The door banged. "Hey it's the beauty of planet earth cried America. "It will change your life forever."
The alien peeped on the door hole and America showed the Cannabis to the alien with a smiling face. The alien received the plant not knowing what to do with it. As America explained how to smoke the weed, the alien willingly smoked it. And sure enough not long after, the alien soon got really high and America talked his way on unlocking the chains out of jail. As he walked past the prison cells, the confused faces of nations cried out how America came out and were begging to be released. But America just shook his shoulders and ran off.
