Chapter 4
Spoiling Kixx
ElectricCircuslover: Here's Kixx. I went with the majority of requests. I promise to do Cannonball next, then Bonnie and Clyde. Enjoy.
"Some of you asked about what happened to Kixx after the 'Sample' incedent, well, here's the scoop. He felt like he was such a homosexual, that he did what ever he could to feel like he was a man. He took grabbed at Belle's butt, who slapped him, he grabbed Angel's breasts and ran away from his fate, which he ended up in a hospital bed with casts all over him, he kissed Thurdra, who gave him a royal shocking from a lightning bolt, and he attempted, like an real idoit he is, to rape Angel, which he once more was put in the hospital bad and was in a coma for a month, he appologized afterwords. That ego of his sure did get the best of him.
Did you know Kixx was beaten up by kids, who mistakened him for a pinatta?
Did you know Kixx had to wear false teath after Stitch punched him in the face for kissing Angel? He still doesn't learn, but hey, she's the hottest experiment to be created next to Princess. At least Angel doesn't have a virus in her programming.
(Princess is designed to mate with male experiments and to create off-springs. It was something new Jumba thought about. However, the virus crippled her programming, making her unable to bear a child and she eats the male who sleeps with her. Though, she is hot, a lot of male experiments still don't understand. She usaully eats five a week! They come out of course, thanks to Jumba's digestive system. If those who don't know it, read chapter 13 on 'Trying to Live Dreams and Survive Nightmares' Angel explains it to Mrs. Edmond near the end).
Kixx will sometimes go into a massive depression about love towards girls. He eats himself into a fat blob.
He once was asked to bring a movie for a party, but he has so many porno movies, he accidently took one to the party, which they kicked him out of the party and threw the tape at his face.
Kixx has a nasty habit of watching experiment couples 'get busy' on his telescope or he'll watch girls change from their window. He was caught and fined from the police. He of course, paid the fine, but he went back to his old habit the next night.
Did you know he's afraid of little children and he's afraid to fight back?
Did you know Kixx also has a birthday job and has to dress up like clown? He gets paid well with beatings from children.
He once had an erection when he was on stage for a telent show. It took him a whole five seconds for him look and try not to think dirty of Angel! That's a record for him!!!!
That's all I have for now."
