Warning for language and Lifty's dirty thoughts.

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Still leaning against the doorway, Splendid watched the two with a displeased expression, his arms crossed grumpily across his chest; he wondered how long it would take them to notice his presence there.

It bothered him that Flaky could just leave him at lunch without saying anything; he was too used to always having her by his side majority of the time.

The only one that she ever left his side for was Lammy.

And that didn't bother him too much, atleast with the French girl he knew that he didn't have to worry about either of them getting a romantic interest in each other.

Flippy, on the other hand, he felt he had to keep a close eye on - even if he was his friend, the green haired boy was a bit too handsome in his opinion. Almost as handsome as Splendid himself.

Flaky obviously seemed to notice the new boy's attractiveness, if her cheeks darkening everytime she looked at him was any indication. And the fact that Flippy called her cute didn't sit well with the self proclaimed body guard.

The glaring blue haired boy practically saw green when he spotted his friend about to take a sip from his water bottle, only to find out with disappointment that it was already empty.

Seeing his frown, Flaky questionably looked down at her own halfway full water bottle that she was holding. Splendid sincerely hoped that she wasn't planning on doing what he can bet she was thinking.

Much to his distress, she timidly called Flippy's name and shyly offered her water to him when she caught his attention. The boy smiled widely and seemed to ask her if she was sure before grabbing the bottle and taking a sip, handing it back to her with a grateful smile.

Yeah, teens their age always swapped or shared drinks, but that was still an indirect kiss that Splendid did not approve of at all.

The two scooted a bit closer to each other and that's when Splendid decided that he's not gonna bother waiting for them to notice him and stomped towards the two.

"Hey, you guys," he greeted with a happy facade, forcing them apart by squeezing between them; he took the seat and draped his arms around them. "I was wondering where you two went."

Flippy chuckled nervously as he felt himself jostled around rather roughly by his friend. "I didn't think you would just take Flaky and disappear without me. I thought we were friends too, Flippy?" The corner of the smiling male's lips ticked as he forced himself to keep smiling despite his irritation.

Flippy scratched his cheek uncomfortably, unsure if Splendid was mad or not. He was smiling, yes. But his sky blue eyes looked strangely hostile at the same time.

"Uhm, you looked busy with that pink haired girl, so I thought you wouldn't mind if we left to go to the roof.." He told him quietly, beginning to become extremely uncomfortable at the other male's close proximity.

Splendid sighed irritably and backed out of Flippy's bubble, that was true. He hated how he was the one that Giggles always jumped onto to make her horny boyfriend jealous, he honestly doesn't know why she even tries, since when Cuddles is working on getting in a girls' pants, he sees nothing but that particular girl.

"H-he helped me get away from C-Cuddles." Flaky's soft voice piped up from his other side, drawing his attention to her with a pout.

"I always save you from him." He complained childishly, pulling Flaky closer to him.

The redhead glanced around him to smile at their other friend, not wanting to leave him out. "Well, n-now you don't n-need to worry too much about me, s-since Flippy can protect me too."

Splendid looked at Flippy with a frown. "I can protect you just fine on my own."

The green haired boy, rubbed his neck nervously, just plain uncomfortable with this whole situation. "Uh, I'm sure you can protect her on your own Splendid. I, uh, just wanted to help her from that blond boy."

The irritated boy sighed, deciding to just drop the subject. "Fine..thanks I guess."

The three stood up when the bell signaling the end of lunch sounded. "Alright, we got the next class together!" Splendid grinned, remembering Flaky's schedule perfectly.

"Yeah, that's g-great! What class do you have F-Flippy?" She asked, turning her attention to the new boy who was currently reading over his schedule.

"Mm, English with...Pop." He told them, gaining a bright smile from the petite redhead which in turn drew a frown from the over protective male next to her.

Flaky clapped her hands together cheerfully. "You have the class w-with us!" Grabbing both boys sleeves, she tugged them to follow her.

"Oh joy." Splendid mumbled, practically keeping himself glued to her side, while Flippy walked on her other side.

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Entering the room flanked by the two boys, Flaky was starting to feel slightly awkward, since suddenly Splendid seemed to feel the need to stick unnecessarily close to her while Flippy just stuck close to her other side since they were his only friends.

Finding many available seats, Splendid darted forward to take the middle of one of the three seat desks and patted one of the empty seats for Flaky to take.

Raising an eyebrow at his friends questionably behavior, Flippy shrugged and took the other available seat next to Splendid.

His forest green eyes examined the blue haired boy at his side; if he didn't know any better, Flippy would say that Splendid was trying to keep him and Flaky as far away from each other as possible..

Waiting for the second bell to ring, the three engaged in friendly conversations, the two on the ends having to look around the one in the middle to be able to properly talk to each other.

During every conversation that Flippy and Flaky would start in, the green haired boy couldn't help but notice how his male friend would constantly interrupt and butt into his and Flaky's chat. By the time the bell rang and class had begun, Flippy's gentle eyes was now twitching at the annoyance he attempted to hide.

He liked his new friend, he really did. But he honestly couldn't stand him when his new guy friend was around his new girl friend.

Apparently, from what he gathered his friend had a weird Flaky complex, and didn't like anyone of the opposite sex around her.

Oh well, hopefully, Splendid will knock off the annoying act the closer he gets to them, maybe he's just concerned for Flaky's safety considering Flippy was the new kid, after all.

Whatever, Flippy decided to push Splendid's overprotectiveness to the back of his mind as the teacher finally walked in.

Hmm, this one seemed normal unlike the rest.

That is until the class watched him place the large bag he was carrying down onto the desk and unzipped it, pulling out a smiling toddler.

Wait, what?!

The class gaped at the older man as he affectionately kissed his son on the forehead.

Did he seriously just pull a toddler out of a bag? Like one of those chihuahuas that celebrity's carried in their purses everywhere?

"Hello class," he greeted, oblivious to the class's wide eyes directed at him and the toddler. "I'm Pop and this is my son Cub. I take him everywhere with me."

"Yeah, we can see that." Splendid muttered under his breath, not sure if he should report this as child abuse or not.

Cub giggled and waved at the class cutely, causing all the females to coo at him, various 'awws' and 'how adorable' sounding throughout the room.

The older man's chest puffed out proudly at the adoring affection that his son got and placed him at the edge of his desk, not realizing how dangerous that was for Cub.

He walked a couple feet away, leaving his son to sit precariously at the desk by himself. "Anyways class, this is my English class, where we will be learning ab-" he was cut off by the sound of a loud thump quickly followed by pained crying.

He spun around and gasped at the sight of Cub on the ground, rubbing his red face, streams of endless tears flowing from his hazel eyes. A couple of panicking girls had run out their seat and to their teacher's side to make sure that the adorable toddler was okay.

Pop had stood up and was cradling Cub against his chest, whispering soothing words to calm him down as the rest of the class watched them worriedly.

And all Splendid could do was watch them with a raised brow wondering if he could report his teacher for child abuse and neglect.

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"Should I report him to the police for child abuse and neglect?" Splendid asked his two friends as they walked out of the classroom, the entire time, they learnt absolutely nothing.

Majority of the time was spent watching Pop constantly comfort Cub from some type of injury or falling off the desk, thanks to the father's carelessness.

"S-Splendid, I don't think there's a n-need to do that." Flaky disagreed shyly.

"Yeah, he seemed to really care for his son...even if he does carry him in a bag." Flippy added in from Flaky's other side.

"But, he's such a hazard to the kid, he placed him by a stapler guys!" He complained, staring at them incredulously. Did they not see Pop place the kid on the exact same place on his desk that Cub originally fell off?!

Which of course led to the kid falling off again, and crying louder.

They both glanced unsurely at each other before turning to him with a shrug. "I-it's not our business to take away his kid.."

Letting out a frustrated sigh, Splendid dropped the subject, seeing that he obviously wasn't going to change their stubborn minds.

"Ugh, whatever, anyways we have PE next Flakes." He smiled at her, propping an arm around her shoulder.

She giggled and nodded before turning to Flippy. "What about you F-Flippy?"

Folding up the paper he was reading and stuffing it back into his pocket, Flippy grinned eagerly at her. "I have PE too! Looks like we got lots of classes together!"

"How lucky! A-another class with Flippy!" Flaky giggled, holding onto the green haired boy's sleeve with a blush.

Splendid wore a forced smirk on her other side. "Yay, how good for all of us." He added in dully.

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They were all automatically handed uniforms and sent to change in the locker room.

As they were changing, Splendid couldn't help but glance at Flippy as the cheerful boy pulled his shirt off, showing a perfectly sculpted chest, with some strong, lightly muscled arms.

He frowned. What the hell is with the new boy? Even his body was almost as perfect as Splendid's own muscled chest.

Seeing the strange look that Flippy was sending him, told him that he was openly staring like some gay pervert and turned away to change into his uniform.

Why the hell couldn't Flippy be some ugly guy so he didn't have to worry about him stealing Flaky.

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Meanwhile in the girls locker room, Flaky was having her own problem. "A-ah, why is this uniform so s-skimpy?!" She exclaimed, looking down at the clingy top that exposed her midriff along with the extremely short shorts that ended just below her rear.

"Yeah," Lammy agreed with a frown, attempting to pull the shirt down a bit. "I'm sure this is against school regulations..."

Petunia sighed, shaking her head and using her arms to cover her abdomen. "I'm pretty sure our gym teacher is probably some old pervert."

"AHHH! I'm not wearing this!" Giggles screamed, swinging the offending uniform around in the air. "This...this is unacceptable!"

She stomped out of the room, with the three girls following. "I'm going to complain and make him change it! If he doesn't, then I'm going to the principal!"

They were one of the first to burst into the gym and automatically spotted what they assumed to be their teacher with a large afro.

"Teacher!" Giggles screeched with an infuriated expression.

He spun around and smirked at her through his lidded eyes. "Ohh baby~ why isn't your lovely body clad in my uniform?~"

His attention quickly diverted from her as he noticed the three behind her, trying to cover themselves. "Ooh yeah~ now that's what I'm talking about~" Grinning pervertedly, he spun towards the girls, dancing around them and leering at their scantily clad forms.

"Teacher! These uniforms are extremely inappropriate for school!" Giggles growled, stomping up to him and waving the uniform in his face.

He just smiled at her, not really listening. "Baby-"

"Don't call me baby! I'm not your baby!"

"Little girl, don't blame me if you don't have the assets to flaunt like these three do~" He purred, dancing backwards to the three blushing girls.

Giggles face was as bright as her hair with her anger that was about to boil over any minute, thanks to this perverted teacher. "Unbelievable! I'm going to principal Lumpy about this!" She growled, storming out of the room, Petunia following after her worriedly, leaving only poor Lammy and Flaky with the pervert.

Flaky shivered as his lewd eyes trailed up and down both their figures. Feeling violated by just his gaze, Flaky wrapped her arms around her violet haired friend, who in return held her close.

But that action only seemed to serve in making the lustful teacher's grin broaden as he eyeballed the two. "Ooh yeah~ you two are good friends aren't you? Why don't you two hold tighter onto each other, maybe rub your chests together a little~" He encouraged them, only gaining a disgusted look from the French girl.

Finally, after a few terrifying minutes of him ogling them and attempting to get them to kiss was when the students finally started filing in, changed into their gym clothes.

Thankfully for the two girls, the teacher became distracted by the other many girls that awkwardly exited the locker room. The boys on the other side of the gym had all paused and were staring wide eyed at the skimpy outfits the females donned.

"This class is...AWESOME!" Cuddles shouted gleefully from the boys side, grinning widely as he eyed each girl across the room.

Splendid's entire face had burst into a crimson color when he spotted Flaky. "W-what is this?!" He growled.

At his side, Flippy gulped audibly, unable to keep his eyes away from Flaky's legs. He was a leg man, and he had to admit, Flaky had some nice long legs.

Cuddles was practically drooling as he looked Lammy up and down. "Ooh, Lammy doesn't look too bad..I haven't got the chance to fuck her yet.."

Toothy at his side, blushed deeply and punched his friend on the head. "D-don't think about Lammy like that!" He complained, not liking the idea of his best friend bedding his crush.

"Ooh yeah~ welcome to PE class, I'm your teacher Disco Bear~" The teacher finally introduced himself to the class, sending a wink towards the repulsed females.

"Anyways, boys you guys can go play basketball or whatever over there," he waved uncaringly to the other side of the gym before turning back to the group of females with a glint in his eyes. "Girls~ we're going to do some exercises~"

Though they didn't want to, they were all too nervous to speak and just lined up in front of the teacher with red faces.

"Okay you lovely ladies, we're going to start with jumping jacks~ you're going to keep doing it until I say stop." He purred, seemingly not noticing their uncomfortable expressions, and lifted his whistle to blow on. "Start~" He ordered, instantly grinning at the sight of the many bouncing breasts.

At the other side of the room, Lifty was crouching by the bleachers with his twin.

"Damn, Flaky's pretty stacked for a small girl." Shifty snickered, leering at the embarrassed girl doing her exercises.

His twin on the other hand could feel his face burning the longer he gazed at the redhead, especially her bouncing chest. And god, the flesh of her stomach was so pale and smooth.

He never noticed his jaw hanging open as he ogled Flaky. Man, he would do anything to have those sexy legs wrapped around his waist, blood dribbled out his nose the longer he thought about his fantasies.

She would be under him, writhing and calling his name as his eyes stayed transfixed to her chest, bouncing sensually with each thr-

His wonderful fantasy was ruined as pain bloomed along his entire face. Cursing, the young thief grabbed his injured nose and looked down to see a basketball rolling away from him. "Who the fuck threw this?!"

Splendid jogged over and picked up his basketball with a smug smirk. "My bad, the ball slipped out of my hand and 'accidentally' hit your face."

Lifty could only glower at the smug teen's receding back as he jogged back to Flippy, obviously proud of ruining his fantasy.

Shifty on the other hand was holding his sides, cracking up at his brother's misfortune, saying something about how Lifty can take some hard balls to the face.

But that didn't last too long before he too was beamed in the face 'accidentally' by Splendid.

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So. Facking. Hot! I hate this weather. -_- It's been four chapters and I'm still on their first day of school, wtf. xD

Psst, AmI, are you going to propose to me yet? :D

Anyways, thanks for reading! :D