Hello again! Wow, too much chocolate! Ok, here we go:
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Tuckeyhunger99: thank you so much! I aim to please and I guess this chapter signifies more, so enjoy!
Alexis: Ah, good luck for your exams or well done if you've finished them. Aw, I'm glad you like it! Yep, I think I will do some of the Demy shorts and bloopers and such, I'll see which ones I can do. Sorry, I don't think I'll be able to do shinra files 1. because I barely know much about kingdom hearts, I know nothing about final fantasy and 2. these take ages! It takes about five hours to write a 9 minute video, I'm not looking forward to writing the reactions to episode 14, that'll take weeks! But I'm glad you're enjoying it!
Thank you to those two people who reviewed. Now I hand you over to organization xiii. Enjoy!
Disclaimers: I have never made a video game, I have never been part of Disney. I am not an awesome marvel called Jenn or Kelly so basically I own nothing! Got it memorized?
Once the Organization had got comfy, after many squabbles over who got to sit on the sofa (Axel, Roxas and Demyx won) the video started.
"Stop, Demyx time!"
The title sequence and theme song are played, before cutting to Demyx. She looks extremely distraught.
"Chester!"
"Just checking, Chester is the heartless, right?" Roxas asked. Axel nodded in confirmation. "Ok, good. My memory serves me correctly."
"Why did they take Chester away from me?"
Xemnas glared at the screen, with the look that told you it was perfectly obvious why "Chester" had been taken away.
"Come back to me!"
Several of the more sadistic Nobodies were enjoying the on screen Demyx's grief, finding it pretty funny. It's not funny Larxene!
"I don't understand!"
Demyx then goes into a state where she is yelling stuff that's inaudible while throwing her hands about. Then tries to calm down a little.
"If you haven't realised why I'm upset it's because those big poopheads took Chester away from me! They killed him with a keyblade!"
"I don't envy you" Roxas muttered. He knew the damage a keyblade could wreck.
"I'm a tiny bit upset this week."
Axel stared. "Understatement of the century!" he yelled at the top of his voice in a very childish way. Ah, good everyone was staring at him. The Flurry merely smiled innocently in reply to Saix's glare.
Demyx then acts confused, apparently forgetting all about being upset. She looks around a bit before turning to the camera and smiling.
"Hi! Oh, what was I doing? Hmm. I was doing something important."
"Just as bad as the Demyx in reality, for remembering anything other than music." Axel smirked.
"I'm not that bad anymore!"
"I seem to recall an incident this morning when you forgot whether you'd had breakfast or not. Don't look at me like that, it's true. Don't worry though," the redhead added seeing the nocturne's face "It makes life more interesting."
"I'm sure I'm here for a reason."
Then looks panicked.
"Oh god, please don't say I'm meant to be on a mission right now."
Demyx winced. He remembered vividly the time he'd forgotten about the mission he had been supposed to be going on that afternoon, and instead started composing. When the Superior had found out it had not been pretty.
"Well, if someone had written this down for me, it would have been a lot easier to remember."
Demyx starts hitting herself in the head in an effort to help her think.
"Think… think… think… think…"
Starts going through pockets and pulls out a piece of paper.
"If the subject fails to respond… no, that doesn't help at all."
Xemnas sighed. He remembered having to write that down for Demyx, and yet he still failed the mission.
Stares at the camera for a bit before realisation hits.
"The camera! Oh my god, ok my broadcast, doi!"
Demyx hits her head with hand.
"There we go! It finally clicked!" Axel muttered earning a friendly punch in the shoulder from Demyx.
"Whoa guys!"
Holds two fingers up.
"Part three, that's two."
Changes fingers so there is three of them.
"Part three! Anyone whose responded to the past 2 "Demyx times" are officially in my hard rock cool book!"
"Is that a thing?" Roxas murmured. This thing kept getting even crazier than he thought it would. Though in a good way of course.
"You know who you are! We've got Dem- Dem cam, we've got the Orgy meeting, all that shazzang coming up on the show, so as usual enjoy!"
Demyx was looking very excited. But then he was generally excited for anything as long as it had nothing to do with the meeting or the missions.
The sequence for What Demyx found in the other guys rooms" before going back to Demyx.
As usual the Nobodies, excluding Demyx, groaned. They were all on tenterhooks wondering who was going to be the unfortunate one.
"As a request from a youtuber called (Something I'm not entirely sure what she said and even then I probably wouldn't know how to spell it.) this week I raided Namine's room."
Some of the nobodies looked excited to find out what was in Namine's room. Some of them were just relieved it wasn't their turn this time.
"All I can say is this: Why Namine? Why?"
The curiosity in the room was increasing. What was in Namine's room that was so bad? Though some were starting to get suspicions.
"She's, uh woo, she's really not quite as innocent as she has us all believing."
Several imaginations were spiralling out of control with this. Xigbar was wearing a smirk, and Marluxia's face was close to matching his hair colour from trying not to laugh.
Demyx holds up a sketchbook.
"I found her sketchbook. I mean, she's an artist and I was expecting to find art books. Woah."
As the general gist of what the on screen Demyx was saying sank in the organization were finding it even harder to keep their laughter and imaginations in control. Some of the more mature nobodies were blushing at the thoughts running through their head.
Demyx starts looking at the pictures in the sketch book.
"My childhood has just been corrupted."
At this Axel couldn't hold his laughter in any longer. It would have been too much effort. However the others were still trying to smother any laughter. It was almost a silent challenge; who could hold their laughter the longest.
Demyx looks at the next picture.
"Didn't know, uh, didn't know Donald liked Goofy in that way."
At this statement Roxas lost it. He was getting mental images in his head that were both disgusting yet hilarious. Roxas' laughing set Xigbar off who had been struggling to breathe up to that point. Other's looked as though they would give way to their amusement any time soon. Even Zexion was wearing a faint smirk.
Demyx goes to the next picture.
"Woo! Uh, wasn't even aware that was psychically possible."
That was it. Most of the room erupted into laughter (apart from those like Saix and Vexen who thought they were above the notion of such an enjoyable sound). Even Xion had caught on and started giggling. Both Axel and Demyx were crying with mirth, and Roxas didn't look like he was ever going to stop. The video had to be paused till all of them had recovered.
"Uh, turns out that she's not only into drawing, she's also into literature. At least literature called 'Barbarbarians prize: slaves to passion."
Having only just recovered from their first fit of laughing, Axel, Xigbar and others were on edge and in that mood where you would find anything remotely dirty, funny. Demyx was biting his lip to try and stop an outburst, whereas Roxas had stuffed his fist in his mouth to stop from giggling.
"Woah, ok, I would totally read you guys a passage from this, but, A. Xemnas says I have to try and keep this PG, and secondly, I don't know what half these words mean. Woah."
"Pretty good, that they didn't read it out. Xion would have been traumatised. Hell even I would have probably suffer from nightmares afterwards." Roxas muttered to Axel and Demyx. They nodded. He had a very good point.
The sequence for Dem Dem cam is played before going to a shot of Marluxia.
Axel burst out laughing as soon as he saw who it was. Marluxia was blushing fiercely, hoping silently it wouldn't be anything too bad. Of course that was unlikely to happen.
Marluxia is sitting on a bed with a folder labelled "Marly's top secret take over plans". Other than that (I'm also going to refer to the Jenn-Marluxia as a she to make it easier) she is playing with her hair in a pretty girly way.
In most of the organization's minds, they thought that the actress had pretty much got Marluxia spot on.
Marluxia's phone goes. She pick's it up and gets excited when she sees who the caller is.
"Hey Vexy!"
Immediately sniggering started. There was really only one person who 'Vexy' could be. And he didn't look very happy at the name.
"How are you? Hmm."
Pause.
"I'm sorry what? No, no, no Vexen. No, I call the shots."
There was more sniggering at this.
Pause.
"I don't care. No, no, no you listen to me bitch!"
Axel really wasn't sure who to back in the on screen fight. He hated both Marluxia and Vexen.
"If you don't do it, if you don't do it, if you DO NOT DO it!"
Pause.
"You know what? Fine Vexen, I can find someone else, this is over, ok bye."
More laughter was breaking out at the fact that the on screen Marluxia was in a relationship with Vexen. Some were getting strange images floating through their minds while others were wondering what it'd be like if four and eleven did have a relationship. What if they'd had a relation ship in the past? Marluxia was blushing furiously as though his face was in a competition with Axel's hair to see which could go a brighter shade of red. Vexen looked absolutely ready to burst with anger.
Marluxia throws the phone down on the bed.
"God. God, some people. Fine, just get Axel to kill him off."
Axel snorted. "No way Princess!". Marluxia was now angry as well as red, and was longing to think of a retort, but wanted to know what happened next in the video, though he would never have admitted it.
"Try and break up with me. No one breaks up with me, I break up with them! That's it Axel's killing off Vexen."
Marluxia writes this fact down in the folder.
Axel had to admit the idea was more than a little tempting. But then again the antique was so much fun to annoy! He'd probably do it someday though. Probably in that moment where he'd gone a step too far with being annoying and Vexen wanted to kill him.
Next the sequence for "The orgy meetings" comes up before going back to Demyx.
"Important issues were brought up in the meeting this week."
Some of the members looked vaguely doubtful about that.
"First thing on our agenda this week was transport. Now Xemnas is always going on like "You have to be here in time for our meeting, you must not be late or tardy. We must discuss Kingdom hearts."
Several nobodies groaned at this. Some of them were sick and tired of listening to lectures about kingdom hearts.
Demyx starts experimenting with the word "kingdom hearts" by saying it several times each with a different hand gesture.
"Why can't we discuss more jolly things like cookies or something!"
Demyx thought for a moment before agreeing with the actress. They should discuss things like cookies.
"Cookies! Anyway back on subject, transport! Xemnas, I hate to tell you this but we're only late because you make us get public transport. If you got us private transport this wouldn't be an issue. Hell, if you got us an elevator in castle oblivion this wouldn't be an issue."
Xemnas thought about the elevator idea. The reason he wasn't going to install an elevator? He took one look at eight and thirteen's faces and could tell that if an elevator came onto the scene it was either going to be A. broken within days or B. used to wreck mischief in. Also it would cost money and he needed that money.
"We demand private transport, stop spending all the budget on jelly beans!"
Xemnas blushed slightly at this, hoping the others didn't notice. Sure, he spent a little on jelly beans but didn't go over the top…
"Another issue was brought up this week, well, it was more of my own little personal issue: Why will no one tell me what a tampon is?"
Several of the less mature members burst out laughing. Roxas leaned over to Demyx, "You do know what a tampon is, right?" he whispered. Demyx began giggling. "Yeah, Axel told me last week." Axel, himself took a glance in Larxene's direction. She looked as though she'd pretty much like to electrocute every one of them. This just made Axel laugh harder.
"I went and asked Zexion…"
Demyx took a glimpse at Zexion's face and wanted to start howling with laughter all over again.
"But I fell asleep listening to him, the guys boring, he didn't use any pictures or anything."
"Nine, if you want an explanation for something, it would pay to stay awake." Zexion murmured.
"Sorry Zessy!" Demyx replied brightly. Roxas looked a little like he was going to be sick. "I'm not sure you'd want pictures for that explanation."
"And then I went and asked Luxord…"
At that the Gambler spat out the Vodka he had been drinking. More hysterics were coming from the sofa. Remember who has the sofa? Yes, that's right, Axel, Roxas and Demyx!
"And then he was all like…"
Demyx puts on a British accent.
" 'Go and ask Larxene.'"
Several members gulped in fear at what might happen to the nocturne if he had asked Larxene that particular question. It was clear from her face, that if anyone asked her that question, their fate would be filled with electricity.
Drops the accent.
"So I went and asked Larxene, and she tried to kill me!"
"Dude, just be glad she didn't try and torture you." Xigbar muttered so only Xaldin could hear.
"And when I asked Xigbar he just laughed in my face!"
"What a surprise." Demyx muttered, wondering why none of the nobodies seemed very helpful.
"I would go and ask Axel about it, but I'm not talking to him still."
"What a shame for you then." Axel told the screen brightly.
Goes to a shot of Larxene, Zexion, Axel, and Demyx in the park.
Demyx: Larxene had fun at the beach.
Larxene: Ah, yes.
Points at Zexion.
Larxene: So did he, even though he's emo.
Zexion rolled his eyes. He was not emo!
Demyx: Zexy had fun at the beach.
Zexion: I didn't go.
The camera turns to Axel.
Demyx: Did you have fun at the beach?
Demyx considered the Axel on screen. The actress was looking sort of anxious.
Axel: I didn't go?
Demyx turns the camera round to face her.
Demyx: I didn't have fun at the beach!
Larxene: Someone crossed the name out!
Roxas stared at the on screen Larxene. She seemed very happy about this.
Axel: Sorry?
Larxene: I had so much fun. It was like brilliant, it was the best day ever quite frankly.
Axel: It was an accident!
"Demyx really isn't letting this one go fast." Roxas muttered.
Demyx: How was it an accident?
Axel: It was an accident! I thought the list was, um, a different list, that you didn't want to be on.
Demyx: The one that said 'the organization beach trip' at the top with the names, which is locked inside Xemnas's desk?
Roxas turned to stare at Axel. "Putting it like that… I don't see how that can be an accident."
"It wasn't me!"
Axel: I though it said 'not the organization beach trip' and I thought Demyx wants to go.
Demyx turns to Larxene.
Demyx: You believing this?
"No." echoed from most sides of the room.
Demyx: Zexy, you believing this?
Larxene: He did it on purpose, he told me.
Axel tries to shush Larxene.
Demyx: Fine, fine I quit the organization. You're all lame anyway.
Axel: No, no, no, don't.
Demyx: You're traitors, all traitors! Traitors.
Larxene: Yeah, and?
"Dude, I think we get the message." Xigbar muttered.
Demyx: Traitors. Traitors the lot of them.
"Well, that was interesting." Luxord murmured.
Goes back to Demyx.
"I just lost. So if anyone can clear this issue up of what a tampon is, it'd be great."
Several explanations were offered here.
"When a female gets a special visitor every month who leaves them a not so nice present, they use a tampon to keep the present at bay (aka a feminant hygiene product)"
"It's something girls use when they start bleeding in, um, awkward places."
"A TAMPON IS A THING GIRLS USE ON THERE WEEK OF HELL!"
The sequence for 'Demyx concludes' is played before going back to Demyx.
"Ok! Too much Redbull."
Axel sighed. It was pretty funny when Demyx got drunk, but his hangovers were nightmares.
"I checked my emails, I had like 4, I was so happy."
Demyx pulls out some pices of paper.
"So, in response to Britney, I would like to say course it's my real hair! But, my favorite person of this week is Cryhug (is that right?) they called me a mullet muffin, gah! That is the cutest name ever."
Demyx looked as though he agreed.
"Cryhug also sent me a question, which is: if you do have a heart, who will be your, biggest, deepest, darkest, sexiest crush?"
Demyx giggles.
Demyx blushed at this question. Some of the other members noticed. What if Demyx did have a crush? If so, who could it be?
"I have 2 responses for you, cryhug. Number 1. oh, we do to have hearts, don't be mad."
Some of the nobodies looked confused by this, some looked exasperated, some looked like they wanted to give a lecture. Demyx smiled. He remembered saying that, and was pleased with the fact the statement had got into an episode.
"And numero deux: I kinda do have a crush on someone, but it's a secret!"
Axel smiled teasingly. "Damn, I was so wondering who your crush is, Demyx." Demyx looked unimpressed.
"Fine I'll tell you!"
Axel perked up, looking interested.
"But I'll only tell you in episode 4!"
Axel sighed. He was never going to find out! Ok, that was an exaggeration, but he was truly interested.
Demyx throws the papers up in the air.
"Now, moving on, uh my picture of the week:"
Demyx points at the screen, and a picture comes up showing some of the organization. Xigbar dressed as a builder, Demyx as a red indian, Roxas as a cowboy, Axel as police officer, Luxord as a (?) and Marluxia wearing army uniform.
"Well, that's an interesting picture…" Roxas muttered. Why the hell was he a cowboy? Demyx was privately thinking that some of the characters were quite accurate. Xigbar was well portrayed, as was Luxord. He wanted to start laughing again at Axel and Roxas' faces. Marluxia did not look impressed either.
Goes back to Demyx.
"And my mullet of the week was going to be this awesome mulleted haired guy I met in London, but he ran off, I think he was afraid."
Roxas, Axel, and Demyx started laughing at this.
"So I couldn't get it, so this is my mullet for the week."
A picture of a fish comes up.
Some looked a tad confused. Demyx smiled. He liked fish.
Goes back to Demyx.
"That's not right… Anyway, um look forward to seeing you guys next week for episode 4, bye!"
The video ends.
Xemnas supposed these videos were getting slightly interesting, and they couldn't really stop now. He sent Xaldin down to the kitchen to bring more snacks up, before ordering Vexen to get the next episode.
So guys, I hope you enjoyed. If you did, please review and make me happy! They only take 10 seconds and I don't think I'll update till I get at least 3 more reviews. Seriously, these take ages to write, so the least you guys can do is write a small review. This took hours!
Also I'm not really sure how I want them to react to Demyx's crush in episode 5, so if anyone has ideas, they will be greatly appreciated!
Ok, gonna watch 'hairspray' now bye!
