Title: Stage: Beika High

Words: 1031

Summary: Kaito surprises Shinichi after school.

Disclaimer: I'm getting tired of writing a disclaimer... Still don't own


Black Ray-Ban, leather jacket hanging from his right shoulder, tight black trousers, loose white shirt. Everybody in Beika High turned around to see who this wild-haired teenager was. His lean body formed a straight line, but also gracefully moved according to the rhythm to which he was walking.

Some boys looked at him with half-lidded eyes as he passed them, wondering who this freaking guy was, why he was dressed like that and why all the girls were looking at him! He thought so highly of himself, didn't he? Who the hell did he think he was? This was their place, damn it! The kid should better turn around and leave before they decided to show that to him the hard way.

The group of boys by the trees, however, stared at him opened-mouthed. Had this teen transferred to this school? That would be awesome.

A short, red-haired one whispered to the others "His trousers are too tight, don't you think?"

The others nodded in agreement, before the thinner of them made a comment to the one on his right gaining an elbow to his side from that one.

"Hey! I was joking. Joking!"

A group of girls that had been giggling had moved their chatting circle right into the way the strange guy was going. They whispered between each other, while they batted their lashes at him or either smiled delicately. Except for the girl in the front of the group, who leered at him shamelessly.

He grinned as he approached the young women's group and stood before them. He bowed slightly, without taking his eyes from them. After that, he threw into the air the jacket he still had in his hand, the jacket disappearing in a puff of glitter. Next, he made a gesture as if he was rolling up nonexistent sleeves and then he held up his hands, showing he had nothing on them. Moments after, a cloud of pink smoke surrounded both him and the girls and when it dissipated all were wearing one-piece bathing suits and crowns. All of them.

Kudou Shinichi chose that same moment to exit the school building and was welcomed with that exact view, before turning red in anger. The girls ran away as fast as they could, totally embarrassed at their own lack of clothing.

Who the hell was this freak anyway?

Shinichi walked straight to the last person that remained of the group, who was grinning widely at him. The detective reached the cross-dresser with a deathly look on his face.

Pretty much everyone in the school was looking at them with much curiosity by now. Even those who hadn't seen the magician when he had entered had their entire attention put on the little scene taking place in the middle of the yard. Did Kudou-kun know that boy?

"Kaito, put some cloth on, now! For God's sake!" he hissed in the lowest voice he could manage while at the same time sending the promise of a punishment. The thief winked at his boyfriend before snapping his fingers, and another cloud of smoke appeared, concealing them both from view.

It cleared up, and Shinichi looked at Kaito, who was now wearing a Teitan High uniform, and he sighed. But then, he noticed the yellow ink in the jacket the other was wearing, the same stain he had made today on his own… Oh, fuck. He looked down at himself, only to find he was wearing the light-blue woman swim suit Kaito had worn just seconds ago.

The rest of the school gasped in surprise and once again asked between them if anybody knew that crazy boy who had dared to do something like that to Kudou-kun, who could kill you and hide your body so no one would ever be able to find it. Not to mention he had put himself in a bathing suit first. Was he totallyinsane?

The short, red-haired teen that had commented on Kaito's pants before, squeaked in delight. "I toldyou guys!"

Shinichi turned even redder, because of both the anger and the shame he was going through, and wondered why he had stopped using his Anywhere Ball Dispensing Belt, before hands grabbed him by his lower back and the back of his neck, and pulled him forward to the magician in front of him. Kaito held the detective tightly in his hands as he thoroughly kissed him.

Shinichi tried to struggle out of the hard grip the other had on him…

Stupidstupidstupid! We'reinpublic!

…before the hand on his back moved to his sensible hip and squeezed. Shinichi moaned, opening his mouth to welcome a very pleased tongue, before melting in the other's hands and mouth, completely forgetting where they were and how he was dressed.


The principal walked down the silent corridor, looking both sides. Where was everybody? Afternoon classes must have had started twenty minutes ago, but all the rooms where empty. Turning the corner, he saw a classroom door opening and a girl exiting it, while the school nurse stood in the door frame talking to her.

"Don't worry. Just hold it tight and look up for fifteen minutes. Oh, Fukuda-sensei. Hello," the middle-aged woman greeted as she saw the old man approaching.

"Hiraga-san, what are you doing here? And where is everybody?"

The nurse looked nervously at him, before motioning to the inside of the room. "They are here, the rest are in the bathrooms and some are outside. Everyone didn't fit in the nurse's room, so I brought them here instead."

The principal looked at her worriedly, before he asked "B-But what happened? Is everybody all right?"

The woman made a dismissive gesture with her hand, as if to blow the comment away. "Yes, yes. They're okay. Though the synchronization they had is incredible."

Fukuda sighed in relief about the fact that nothing serious had happened, nobody was injured or even dead. Certainly, many of his friends had shuddered when he had told them that the famous high school detective was attending his school.

"So what happened then?" the old man asked and the nurse shrugged.

"Mass nose bleed. It must be the season."


Thanks MsBenzedrine for beta'ing ^^

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