A/N--I own nothing but the changed plot! BAH! So I updated this or w/e earlier today but it didnt show up and I'm dumb so...here we are again! Thanks so much to everyone who reviewed my previous chapters...made my day! Once again...not happy with this chapter but I fixed it the best I could! So once again thank you for the reviews and please review again!
"Push! Push! Come on you gotta push it!" Kelso was yelling at Hyde, who was standing in the doorway, pushing his arms against the door.
"How much longer?" Hyde asked.
"Ten seconds. You gotta push harder or it's not gonna work." Kelso said.
"This is so stupid!" Hyde snarled.
"It's not stupid you're gonna love it."
"I'm not, not gonna love it." Hyde said.
"Okay that's time step away from the door." Hyde and Fez stepped away from the doorways and cheered when their arms were lifted from their sides. Jackie shook her head at her boyfriend but smiled when he smirked at her. Eric came down the stairs with sodas and Jackie's attention was taken from her boyfriend. She bitched about the soda, deciding she wanted water.
"There's a hose in the back yard." Donna said. Jackie gave her a mean look but settled herself into Hyde's lap and opened her soda. She didn't mind the soda he'd gotten her, she just wanted something better. Hyde grabbed the can away from her and took a sip just as Kitty ran into the basement yelling about the president. "Yeah, my dad organized it." Jackie informed her. "Young lady the next time you know the president of the United States is coming to town you tell me!" Kitty said before running up the stairs talking about pie.
"Wow, the presidents coming." Eric said.
"You know what we should do?" Kelso said excitedly. "That door thing again." He finished. "Yeah!" The four boys ran at the doors, leaving Jackie and Donna to wonder why they hung out with such weirdoes.
The next day, an assembly was called. The principal was going on and on about the right way to act when the president came to town. Hyde was standing in the back of the auditorium with Fez, Kelso, Eric and Donna. Fez was right underneath the exit sign, and the others were all leaning against the brick wall under light bulbs. Kelso and Eric both had their hands in their pockets, Hyde had his thumbs hooked in his belt and Donna had her arms crossed over her chest.
They were all clearly bored.
Jackie was sitting up in the front row with the other cheerleaders much to Hyde's disdain. The principal gave a speech, never realizing he was putting ideas into the heads of a group of misfits. He got Hyde at 'protest', Eric at 'prove your manhood', Kelso at 'shenanigans', and Fez…well Fez just wanted to go home.
Later that night Jackie and Hyde walked into her living room to see a room full of a bunch of men.
"Hi Daddy." Jackie said with a smile. "Hi kitten. We're talking about adult stuff, why don't you and Steven head up to your room." The two didn't even bother to question him before they ran upstairs.
"I thought your dad didn't want us alone up here anymore?" Hyde asked.
He was lying on his back with Jackie straddling him. She was kissing his neck, and although he was trying to think about what he was going to do during the Ford assembly he was having a hard time concentrating.
"He doesn't, he's just too busy to notice what he just did." She said with a smirk.
He soon gave up his thoughts on Ford and was lost in the pixie on top of him. He rolled over so she was pinned beneath him and kissed her softly on the mouth. She smiled against his lips, and wrapped her arms around his neck, and her legs around his waist pulling him closer. He pulled away and stared at her.
"You know, I had something very important to do tonight and now I can't remember what it was."
Jackie giggled and pulled his head down so their lips were almost touching. She opened her mouth to say something but before she could his lips brushed hers.
"Was it more important than me?" She asked softly when she felt his lips on her neck. Instead of answering her he crashed his lips against hers, and soon all talk ceased to exist. For the next forty-five minutes the only sounds coming from the room were the creaks of the mattress springs as the two shifted into a more comfortable position, and the soft moans coming from the room's occupants. When Hyde moved his hand up her shirt Jackie pulled away.
"Steven! Daddy is right downstairs!" She scolded.
Hyde shrugged and sat up. "Actually I should get going. I'm supposed to eat with the Forman's tonight." He said.
Jackie nodded, rubbing a small amount of lip gloss off the side of his face.
"Am I presentable?" He asked sarcastically. Jackie laughed and tried to smooth out his shirt where she had been holding onto him. "It'll have to do." She joked, kissing him on the lips. It was meant to be a short kiss but the minute her lips met his he pushed her back down on the bed and covered her body with his own.
By the time he walked into the Forman's kitchen for dinner, his hair was wilder than any of the room's occupants had ever seen it, his lips looked puffy and bruised, his shirt was rumpled in the front, and he had what looked like lip gloss on the corner of his lips. Kitty laughed as she took in his appearance. Hyde scowled but sat down and smiled at her.
"How is Jackie?" She asked somewhat mischievously a bit later.
Hyde almost choked on the chicken he was eating.
"She's uh…she's great." He said, taking a sip of milk quickly.
Eric was laughing at him, and Red was giving him a look that practically shouted, "Dumb ass!" "Well she is just the nicest girl." Mrs. Forman tried again but both Eric and Hyde cut her off with snorts. "She's the devil Mom." Eric deadpanned while Hyde mentioned how shallow and mean she is." Kitty glared at the two boys and threw her hands in the air in defeat. "Fine she's a spoiled little brat but I like her! I'd like to talk to the two of you sometime soon Steven." Kitty said. Hyde groaned inwardly, knowing what the talk was going to be about.
"Look guy's we gotta do something that says we will not pay homage to a corrupt electoral system." Hyde said dramatically.
"I know! A bloody coo!" Fez cried. (A/N I'm not really sure what he yelled there!)
"That's good; we're looking for something great. Something that would make our founding father's proud man." Hyde said.
"Let's streak!" Kelso cried. "Bingo!"
"I've always wanted to do that, just run buck naked through a sea of people. Be free and shake it around. All right who's in?" He asked.
"Will people be chasing us with torches and pointy sticks?" Fez asked nervously.
"No." Kelso answered.
"Then I am in." He said happily. "Eric?" Kelso questioned. "Are ya in?"
"Streaking. Don't get me wrong I'm completely pro nudity, but my dad would kill me and I'm totally against being killed."
"If there wasn't a down side to doing something stupid it wouldn't be worth doing man." Hyde told him. "Good point." Donna deadpanned.
"Ooh oh I could write some really good slogan like I hate the fuzz on my ass!" Hyde said.
"If you hate the fuzz on your ass why don't you just shave it off?" Fez asked. Hyde stared at him for a moment but shook his head. "Whatever."
"What's going on?" Jackie asked curiously when she walked into the basement five minutes later.
"Nothing." Hyde answered quickly; too quickly. "You're lying." She said suspiciously.
"We're going to…" Kelso started out but at that moment Kitty called Hyde and Jackie upstairs.
Eric started laughing immediately, and Hyde groaned but grabbed Jackie's hand and pulled her up the stairs.
"That was humiliating." Jackie said later that night.
Hyde nodded his agreement. They were sitting on Jackie's living room couch watching Casablanca; Hyde had an arm wrapped around Jackie's shoulders and she was cuddled against his chest.
"What were you guys talking about when I walked into the basement?" She asked. "Nothing. I told you." Jackie pulled away and gave him a look.
"Steven, I'm not blind!" Hyde rolled his eyes but didn't say anything.
Suddenly, something dawned on Jackie. "You're going to do something at the Ford assembly aren't you?"
"Uh…no."
"I knew it! Steven Hyde my father worked very hard on this assembly!" She screeched, pulling herself away from him.
"It's a protest Jackie, and I don't give a rat's ass about your dad." He said. "Well I don't give a damn about your stupid protests!" She yelled back. He stood up, and glared at her.
"It's not stupid!" He said heatedly. Jackie opened her mouth to reply, but shut it again. Hyde rolled his eyes and left the house.
The next day Hyde and Kelso cornered Eric at lunch, to know whether he'd be streaking or not. "I'm in." Eric finally said. "Alright."
"Well you're going to look like a bunch of idiots." Donna said. "A bunch of naked idiots." Kelso reminded her.
"Why are you all sitting on one side of the table?" Jackie asked when she walked over. "No one's really sure." Hyde told her.
"Whatever, Steven I'm just here to tell you that you better forget whatever it is you have planned for tonight."
"I don't have anything planned."
"Don't lie to me Steven." Jackie said wearily.
"Just don't do it." She said before stalking away.
"You're still going to do it right?" Kelso asked. "Oh yeah, she'll get over it." Hyde said with a smirk.
Later that night, the four boys walked into the school dressed in tan trench coats.
"Jackie's gonna kill me." Hyde said with a chuckle. He was still laughing when he looked over and saw Jackie, sitting on a bench with some guy standing above her. "Are you hitting on my girlfriend man?" Hyde asked. "Steven, he's not hitting on me." Jackie told him coolly.
Hyde paid her no attention but shoved the guy away from her. "Hey you want to go?" The guy asked.
"You are so lucky I'm naked man." Hyde snarled before stomping away. Jackie walked over to the boys and pushed Hyde lightly.
"What were you doing? That's my cousin you ass!" She said angrily.
"Oops, sorry."
"You're streaking aren't you?" Jackie said. Hyde nodded. "Steven, please don't ruin this." Jackie pleaded. "Whatever man, this is a protest." He said before walking away.
The four boys were standing around, looking at the dogs and secret service men. Hyde was thinking about Jackie. She really didn't want him to streak. "Oh man!" He suddenly cried."I just remembered something, what are we gonna do with our coats? We can't come back and get em." He said, sounding disappointed. "This is all my fault; you know what? I'll hold the coats you guys streak." Then Kelso realized they were naked and there were dogs, and the streaking idea was out the window.
"I'm not streaking." Hyde whispered softly in Jackie's ear as he snuck up behind her. "Really? Oh Steven thank you!" She said with a wide smile. "I'll see you afterwards okay?" He said before turning and walking back to his friends.
"Oh my god!" Jackie cried as Eric ran past her, buck naked screaming, 'Wee wee pee pee!' she turned to look at Hyde, and shook her head when she saw the proud look on his face.
"What'd you think?" Hyde asked Jackie later. "Well, I saw more of Eric than I ever wanted to see." She said with a small smile. "Yeah, that was great." Hyde said with a laugh. "Thanks for not streaking Steven." She said softly, kissing him on the cheek. He smirked but didn't say a word. "We didn't plan it out enough."
"No, you didn't do it because you care about me." She said with a laugh. "Whatever." He muttered, looking away. Jackie grinned widely and wrapped her arms around his waist, hugging him. "I cannot believe you accused my cousin of hitting on me." She said, giggling. "I've never met him! How was I supposed to know he was your cousin?" He said defensively. Jackie just laughed and kissed him again.
"I can't believe Forman actually streaked, man." Hyde said when she stopped kissing him later that night. They were sitting on the floor in front of her bed, he was leaning against the bed and she was sitting between his legs leaning against his chest.
Jackie giggled and turned her around to kiss him quickly on the mouth.
"It's cute how proud of him you are." She said teasingly.
Hyde gave her a blank look. "I'm not proud, that'd be weird. I just can't believe he streaked." Jackie laughed again.
"How did you meet Eric again?" Hyde rolled his eyes and sighed. "I was a trained bodyguard babe."
Jackie giggled and then gasped, remembering something. "You walked me home once!" She said happily.
Hyde rolled his eyes. "I don't remember Jackie, I walked a lot of kids home before I started hanging around Eric and Kelso." He said with a laugh. Jackie smiled brightly. "You may not remember but I do! That mean little boy pushed me down and made me cry, so you made him cry, oh Steven, your so romantic!" She said, kissing him again.
Hyde scoffed. "Jackie, I was seven." He said blankly.
Jackie waved at him dismissively. "Whatever, your still the most romantic boy I've ever met." Hyde didn't look like he liked the idea of being romantic but before he could say anything Jackie had changed positions, she was now straddling his thighs, with her legs wrapped around his waist and her arms around his neck.
"You're amazing." She breathed, kissing him passionately before he had even reacted.
