"Man, we got tons of videos," Hollyleaf complained. "There's just so many! The episode's going to be endless!"

"Well, let's start the episode," Duskstorm remarked casually.

"Live in 5...4...3...2...1...Action!"

"Hi, and welcome back to The Lake's Funniest Home Videos, Season 1! You know who we are, so let's get started!" Dawnfire yowled.

"First, from icethroat21, Accusations!"

*on TV*

Lionblaze and Jayfeather: *playing cards*

Lionblaze: Jayfeather, stop cheating! You're peeking at my cards!

Jayfeather: How am I supposed to see your cards? I'm blind!

Lionblaze: YOU'RE A CHEATER! CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER!

*end of video*

"Next, from Nianque/Falconwing, SkyClan can fly!"

*on TV*

*at the Gathering*

Firestar: ThunderClan is doing well. We have....

Mysterious voices: I believe I can fly!

Firestar: What was that?

SkyClan: *jump down from the tops of the trees singing 'I Believe I can Fly'*

Firestar: Leafstar!

Blackstar: What is this, Firestar?

*end of video*

"Next, from LeafSong, A Forgotten B-day!"

*on TV*

Bluestar:*is on high rock talking to clan* Now we all know that today is a special day. Its-

Longtail: My birthday? *looks at bluestar with hopeful eyes*

Bluestar: NO!

Longtail: *pouts*

*end of video*

"Next, from WarriorsFreak, Leafpool's Anger!"

*on TV*

Leafpool and Crowfeather: *sitting near each other at a Gathering*

Crowfeather: Why did you never tell me about having kits?

Leafpool: I did you - you -! You know what?

Crowfeather: What?

Leafpool: You're making me so angry... that... That I'm going to set you on fire, and once your only down to your ashes I'll feed you to dogs, then I'll burn the dogs to their ashes, and then I'll throw those ashes in the lake and feed them to fish. Then I'll burn the fish! And then I'll bury those ashes in the dirt place!

Crowfeather: Okay... So, why didn't you ever tell me about having my kits?

Leafpool: *Grabs a match*

*end of video*

"Next, from WarriorsFreak again, Crazy Daisy!"

*on TV*

Spiderleg: *tied up in the middle of the forest*

Daisy: *walks out of nowhere, laughing maniacally* Are you ready Spiderleg, for your ultimate torture!

Spiderleg: Why Daisy? Why?

Daisy: Because you dumped me! After I had kits! So for that, I must torture you...

Spiderleg: What are you going to do to me?

Daisy: *Brings out portable movie player (PMP) and presses the play button*

PMP: We're all in this together!

Spiderleg: No! Not High School Musical... No! No!

Daisy: Yes! And it's on an endless loop! It'll never stop! Muahahaha!

Spiderleg: And she wonders why I dumped her...

*end of video*

"Next, from Mysticbreeze who forgot the 'e' in breeze, Black-kit!"

Blackstar and Russetfur: *out hunting*

Blackstar: *accidentally chases mouse onto ThunderClan territory*

Birchfall: Hey you! What are you doing on ThunderClan territory?

Blackstar: Um... hunting?

Hollyleaf: Hunting on another Clan's territory is against the warrior code!

Blackstar: Oh yeah? Well ShadowClan's so awesome that it can hunt anywhere they want!

Berrynose: *attacks*

Russetfur: *in slow motion* No!

Blackstar: *is being attacked by Berrynose* Oww! Oww! MOMMY!

Birchfall: ... did he just yell 'MOMMY'?!

ThunderClan cats and Russetfur: *start laughing*

Blackstar: H-hey, I never said that!

Hollyleaf: Are you sure, BlackKIT?

ThunderClan cats and Russetfur: *continue laughing*

Blackst--I mean, BlackKIT: *sulks*

*end of video*

"Next, from Mysticbreeze327, Missing IPod Touch!"

*on TV*

Hollyleaf: I CAN'T FIND MY IPOD TOUCH! I'LL KILL THE CAT WHO STOLE IT!

Lionblaze: But killing cats is against the warrior code.

Hollyleaf: MUST OBEY THE WARRIOR CODE! MUST FIND IPOD TOUCH!

Lionblaze: okay then....?

*end of video*

"Next, from Mysticbreeze327, Annoying Falconwing!"

*on TV*

Hollyleaf: In warriors den with all of Falconwing's stuff*

Duskstorm: I thought you were supposed to be stealing all of my stuff.

Hollyleaf: I just want to annoy Falconwing WAIT! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE THUNDERCLAN CAMP!

Duskstorm: I can go where I want.

Falconwing: Hollyleaf, what happened to all of my stuff?

*end of video*

"Next, from Mysticbreeze327 again, Prey vs. Predator!"

*on TV*

Birchfall: Firestar, come quick! A band of fresh kill is attacking my patrol!

Firestar: Fresh kill? Attacking? But they're dead!

Birchfall: Just send a large patrol!

Firestar: Okay, okay!

*later that day*

Firestar: Ahhh! Fresh kill is attacking the warriors!

*end of video*

"Next, from starpelt1543, Warriors Jonas Brothers!"

*on TV*

Firestar, Brambleclaw, and Graystripe: *enter the camp wearing teenage boy clothes and holding guitars. Firestar has smooth black hair and Brambleclaw and Graystripe both have curly affros.*

Sandstorm: Why are you dressed like that?

Firestar: We're the Warriors Jonas Brothers!

Sandstorm: *stares at Firestar before screaming like crazed fan girls*

All the she-cats in ThunderClan: *come streaming out with signs that say 'I love u joebros!'*

Graystripe, Firestar, and Brambleclaw: *run away screaming*

Graystripe: I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE DONE KISS!

*end of video*

"Next, from Skystar or Dreamstorm, Karma and Ashfur!"

*on TV*

Dreamstorm: *falls over into mud*

Ashfur: HAHAHAHAHAHa!

Dreamstorm: thats not nice Ashfur, karma will get you back for laughing at me

Ashfur: yeah right!

Karma:*blasts Ashfur's head off* wewt! i always wanted to do that!

*end of video*

"Next, from icethroat21, Ashdung!"

*on TV*

Ashfur: Ha hah hah...Hollyleaf, at the gathering, I'll reveal your big secret--

Hollyleaf: No you won't! *kills Ashfur, but Ashfur's body doesn't go into the lake like it was supposed to. Instead, it just...sits there.*

Hollyleaf: Holy ashdung!

Sol: What was that?

Hollyleaf: Oh, hi Sol! I was just saying holy ashdung.

Sol: Ashdung?

Hollyleaf: Instead of foxdung it's ashdung because I hate Ashfur so much.

Purdy: *sighs* Young ones these days...

Hollyleaf: Now you know how we feel about the elders.

Brambleclaw: *comes flying in out of nowhere* BUSTED!

*end of video*

"Next, from icethroat21, Sandystorm!"

*on TV*

Sandstorm: *reading Brambleclaw's books, which Firestar stole from him* Hmm...this is interesting. So Leafpool and Jaypaw are going with Firestar into the WindClan camp to-- wait a minute! I remember that!

Firestar: *pads in* Yo, wussup Sandy?

Sandstorm: Huh?

Brambleclaw: *falls over onto the floor in Firestar's nest* I'm gonna go to sleep now... zzzz

Firestar: Hey Sandystorm, don't read my books.

Sandstorm: Sandstorm.

Firestar: Sandystorm.

Sandstorm: Sandstorm.

Firestar: Sandystorm.

Sandstorm: You're not gonna stop, are you?

Brambleclaw: Hey! Those are MY books!

*end of video*

"Finally, from Avagrl-kataang-lova, StarClan's Jealousy!"

Sandstorm and Firestar: *sharing tounges*

Spottedleaf: *appears out of nowhere* Get away from him you hooker, or I will come into your dreams and turn them to nightmares. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Bluestar: *appeares and bonks Spottedleaf on the head* SHUT UP!

Bluestar and Spottedleaf: *disappear*

Sandstorm: That was wierd.

*end of video*

"Well, that's all for tonight, cats of all Clans. 'Night!"

"Wow, that was the longest episode ever!" Falconwing exclaimed.

"PS: I gave all of Falconwing's stuff back," Hollyleaf meowed.

"That's nice, Hollyleaf," Duskstorm muttered.

"So, until next time?"

"All right. See ya!" Hollyleaf remarked. "I'm going to get an icecream sunday."

"I'm coming too!" Falconwing meowed.

"Ooo, Falconwing has a crush on Hollyleaf!" Dawnfire purred.

"No! No I don't!" Falconwing protested.

"Falconwing, you don't have to be so defensive. We like Hollyleaf, so it's not a bad thing," Duskstorm reassured him.

"BUT I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON THAT WARRIOR CODE-OBSESSED CAT!"

"He's just embarassed," Dawnfire chuckled.

"You like me?" Hollyleaf said hopefully.

"Of course, or we wouldn't tease you so much. You'd be the best character ever if you laid off the warrior code."

"YAAAY! I'LL LAY OFF THE WARRIOR CODE!"

"For now," Duskstorm whispered in Dawnfire's ear.