4th drabble!


Comedy

"Idiot."

"Asshole."

"Dartbrow."

"Marimo."

"Your eyebrow would make a great hypnotic tool."

"Your hair would make a great nest for small critters."

"Your meat balls could be weapons of mass destruction."

"Pathetic, my cooking is the best and you know it. Your earrings look gay."

"Fine. Your leg hair would repel any woman."

"Lucky for you." A smirk. Fingers run gently over the gay earrings.

A snicker. "Agreed." A hand strays to clutch blonde hair, a thumb running over the dartbrow.

And they kiss hungrily, slipping away to the darkness of storage room.


Lol, a romantic comedy. Thanks for reading (and reviewing)! :)