Art Explodes

By Oboro-Kun

Disclaimer: If I own Naruto then George Bush's IQ is above 80.

Summary: Naruto is trained by the Akatsuki to become a spy for them against Konoha. Trained personally by one of them, he develops a fascination with art. Dark Naruto Fanfic.

A/N are at the bottom

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Kyuubi talking"

'Kyuubi thinking'

Three figures where walking down a road. They where surrounded by forest, and around the corner was the place they had set off towards. They wore black cloaks with red cloud designs on various places of them. They had set out in the morning and had just now slowed to walking pace, to avoid arousing suspicion. The one in front was the one who had originated from the place they where headed, and was looking forward to the, interesting, greeting he received.

"Well here we are, Konohagakure, the village hidden in the leaves, home to the ignorant and self centred, though has given way to a handful of good Shinobi…" Spoke Uzumaki Naruto as he rounded the corner to see the leaf's front gates about 30 metres away from him.

"And who would they be, Naruto-Kun?" Asked a one Yugito Nii, who was to his right.

"Ah fuck off Yugito, I'm sure Naruto-Kun doesn't care about that, I mean the only decent shinobi from there was Itachi-San, and even he's a dickwad!" Replied Tayuya

Yugito and Naruto merely nodded in response. They had learned over the years that she insulted everyone she met, excluding Naruto, as he had felt similar pain to her during her childhood, and Hidan, because if she didn't he'd "Spar" with her, which was usually everyday for the first 3 years of her learning under him.

After a minute or so they approached the gates, and were stopped by the two guards, Kotetsu and Izumo.

"What is your purpose for coming to Konoha?" Asked Kotetsu.

"Huh, Kotetsu, Izumo? Its me, cant you recognise the boy who's life you saved when he was 3?!" Shouted Naruto who had a grin on his face.

The two looked at each other and pndered for a moment, and then suddenly had looks of shock and joy on their faces.

"Well if it isn't Uzumaki-Kun! God you've grown, Sandaime told us you'd be arriving, but I couldn't recognise you!" Responded Izumo with a smile.

"I'll take you three to Hokage tower right away!" Spoke Kotetsu.

The in front of him three looked at each other with grins on their faces, before using the Sunshin (Body Flicker I think, if wrong please tell me how it is spelled) and disappearing in a poof of smoke. The two in front looked puzzled but saw a note on the floor and went over to read it.

'Sorry guys but if we're going to make it to the genin exams on time, we're going to have to be quick about it.

P.S It was good to see you guys again.'

The two guards chuckled at this and went back to guard duty. Looking over at the clock, it said 7:30 am. The genin exams were at 8:00 am.

[Hokage's tower

Sandaime Hokage Sarutobi looked down upon the Kage bane in front of him. Paperwork. He groaned as he prayed to kami to save him from the dreadful curse. His prayers were answered by a the door being opened, through it came an ANBU with three children in black cloaks behind him.

"Sandaime-Sama, the three you requested be brought to you immediately upon arrival are here." And with that the ANBU disappeared.

"Yo, jiji." Spoke a boy whom Sarutobi immediately recognised as being the boy who had left nearly 6 years ago, Uzumaki Naruto. A warm smile appeared on his face.

"Good to see you again, Naruto-Kun. Before you go to the academy, I need to tell you about what is going to happen IF you graduate. This year, one more team than usual will be passing the exam, and I am betting its going to be you, trained by a former pupil of a Legendary Sannin will most likely place you on a passing team.

However with all of the clan heirs graduating this year, it is necessary for them to pass, even if it means tweaking the rules, so my point is that if you get put on different teams, you will be with competent ninja and teamwork is essential for that. Good luck" Spoke the Hokage.

The three nodded, though on the inside they detested the logic behind it. To them, a ninja should earn his reputation, and it shouldn't be just given to you as a birthright. Reluctantly they disappeared in front of the Hokage and left him to deal with his nemesis. He took out a pen, and sighed. This was going to be a long day.

[The academy

Naruto, Yugito and Tayuya walked though the corridor to the room they had been instructed to go to, room 374. The three could hear the class talking and laughing as they approached the door. They knocked on it and were answered with a "Come in!"

After the door had been opened the room, which had been loud with the playful noises of this years graduating class had turned silent. They looked at the new arrivals with suspicion. The fangirls, which had just one second been smothering Sasuke looked at the handsome new arrival, and immediately found hatred for the two girls beside him. At the front of the class was an adult in a chunin vest and his hair in a ponytail, he bore a scar across his nose.

"I take it, you are the three new arrivals I was told about?" Asked Iruka. He was met by a nod from the blonde in the middle. He had his arms crossed while the two girls behind him stood with one hand on hip, the other by side.

"Well why don't you stand in front of the class and introduce yourselves, what you like, dislike, goals, and how you would describe yourself?" They did as instructed and stood, from left to right, in the order Tayuya, Yugito and Naruto.

"All right shitheads, my name is Tayuya, I like my friends, fighting, and Icha Icha," This received some perverted looks from some of the guys, as well as several passing out due to nosebleeds. "I dislike shitheads, people who are labelled 'Genius' because of their heritage and not their strength, my goal is to help my whiskery team-mate fulfil his dream." She winked at Naruto who grinned back.

She received a mixed response to this, the girls looked jealous as she was obviously close to him, and some of the guys looked at her with respect. A certain Uchiha merely snickered.

'There's no way she's strong, and I'll show her what a Genius really is.' Brooded the Uchiha.

Next up was the blonde female of the group.

"Ohayo everyone " She joyously said. "My name is Yugito Nii, my likes are training, learning new jutsu, sushi and bondage!" this received a huge amount of nosebleeds and a look of paleness of all of the girls faces. "My dislikes are people who judge other people based on something they had no control over, and people who would sell their sole for power. My goal is the same as Tayuya's, to help Foxy's dream come true, and also, I am the Jinchuriki for the Nibi No Nekomata."

Gasps came around the room and fear was rife, Sasuke looked at her and decided that she was strong, and that he would defeat her to prove the Uchiha are unbeatable (erm, good luck with that :P).

Finally Naruto took to the stage.

"Good day weaklings! I am Uzumaki Naruto! I like ramen, my sensei, beautiful girls," at this he winked towards Ino and Hinata, both of whom blushed deeply, "also I like training, and… hehehe… art." The boys in the class merely held back laughs, but they didn't know what kind of art he meant… "I dislike ignorant people, weaklings who think they are the best thing to happen to the ninja world since shuriken and those who disrespect my art. I would describe myself more of an artist than a shinobi, and my goal…" The class all was waiting for this response, as the other two were fully devoted to him. "Is to make full use of Konoha's 'Last of the Clan law' to pass on my bloodline limit among my various wives!" The girls eye's lit up as they blushed and the boys simply stared in awe, if he had a bloodline limit, he must be strong.

"Okay class get ready for the exam, there will be one in ninjutsu, one in genjutsu, and the last shall be in taijutsu. Now each of you go to your different rooms and await an examiner!"

The class moaned then got the card from Iruka saying which room they where in. After they had all gone the teacher sat down and thought to himself.

'That Uzumaki kid looks promising, a new Kekke Genkai in Konoha would be a valuable asset. Wait, did he say his name was Uzumaki Naruto? That's the Kyuubi brat! Didn't he die? Shit, I'll have to tell Mizuki to go hard on him in the taijutsu match, as well as that Nibi girl. Shit.'

[Room 358 with Naruto

The blonde Jinchuriki looked out of the window as he sat bored waiting for his instructor. He thought back to the girls he had winked in during class. They would make valuable assets to his harem, though he decided the Hyuuga would be hard to obtain. He saw potential in the pink haired girl, but decided to make her compete with the other two for his attention.

A knock on the door told him to stand up. Though it came a man in a chunin vest and black hair.

"All right I'm your instructor, we will first do a genjutsu test." As he spoke Naruto had a very faint feeling of wanting to go to sleep, but he flared his chakra and it was easily dispelled. His instructor saw how easily he had done it and immediately marked him out as a Rookie of the year candidate.

"Very good, Uzumaki-Kun, now for ninjutsu, please perform the Henge no jutsu, then a Kawarimi." Nodding, he first transformed himself into the Instructor, then using the Kawarimi switched places with the instructor.

'Amazing, switching with live people takes chakra control higher than any normal Genin, heck most Chunin can't!' Thought the Chunin.

"I am impressed! Now perform a minimum of three Bunshin. The Instructor prepared himself for up to ten, but saw that the boy had made a Ram seal.

'Impossible, he cant have...'

"Kage Bunshin no jutsu." Spoke the clearly bored boy. In a puff of smoke, the entire room was filled with the cloak-wearing blonde.

'This is our Rookie of the year all right.' Smiled the proctor.

"All right Uzumaki, you have passed these two parts of the exam, now make your way down to the school field for the taijutsu exam!" The Chunin sounded impressed and happy, which in turn made Naruto happy.

"Yes sir!" Naruto shouted with a grin before disappearing, his clones with him.

'Uzumaki Naruto eh? I'll remember the name…'

A/N: Well here it is, chappy number 4 Sorry if it aint as good as number 4!Here are poll results so far, I think in my own mind I want the end result to be a yes, but I am forever a slave to my readers, here is the results so far.

Poll 1: Should Sasuke join with Naruto and the Akatsuki?

Yes 9

No 6

Ja Ne