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Things That Never Happened
fell in love with a nickle
penny became inraged by S/he taking Klaus's heart, so they battled
3. But just before the penny delivered the final blow, she fell in love with the nickle
4. They both ran off to the states
5. Leaving Klaus to kill Violet
6. He got sent to prision and got raped
7. all of a sudden he realised, that he was gay
8. So in jail he got married to a man named Jill and they lived happiley ever after
9. Until Jill got sent to the electric chair
10. When Kaus got out, he needed someone to fill the hole that Jill had been filling
11: Sunny falls deeply in love with a rock
12. Klaus kills the rock because he loves Sunny
13. A few days later, Sunny tells Klaus that she is pregnant, but doesnt know who is the father
14. They go onto the Maury show, to find out that the father is (will say later) (BURNN)
15. A random hobbo falls in love with Sunnys foot
16. After 5 years Sunny's foot becomes married to a hobbo,
17. Sunny goes insane, and saws her own foot off to avoid being killed by a wood choper
18: The penny kills Klaus because it was feeling naughty....
19:The penny hires a really good laywer and doesnt go to jail for what it did
20. The Penny gets run over by a train (Talk about Irony!!)
father of Sunnys child was.........THE HOBBO!!!!!
