Title: What is this for?
Author: Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping (Lance x Red)
Fandom: Pokémon
Theme: #4, "What is that for?"
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*
Notes: () for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks
Warnings: AU, Shonen-ai
The guards eyed the two travelers, then the tube of KY Jelly they were holding. They stared at the small pile of condoms they had also confiscated during the search of the two traveler's belongings moments earlier. Recognition flashed across their faces, and they waved them on.
Lance smirked to Red. "See, I told you it would work."
"… I don't want to know." Red sighed. "What made you sure they wouldn't check that?"
"Danger of contracting STDs." Lance said promptly.
"STDs… Wait a second! What is that for, anyway?"
"Well," Lance said thoughtfully, "KY Jelly is used as a water-based lubricant in medical procedure, but also for sex."
Red groaned. "So that's why…"
"It worked, didn't it?" Lance asked, as he pulled Red into a kiss.
Red glared at his lover. "Well yes, but I still didn't need to know that!"
"True." Lance grinned. "You're too innocent."
Red spent the next two hours proving to Lance exactly how very wrong that label was, and then they flew out of Houen, leaving the innocuous tube behind.
That night, the Grand Hotel, where the Team Aqua and Team Magma leaders – and the majority of their followers – had been staying, exploded. There were no survivors.
End Fic
Completed 8/24/06
Dude, Wikipedia has *everything*, except an article on Championshipping. I put one up, but I think they deleted it… *Cries*
The idea of Secret Agent! Lance and Red is fun to play with! ^^
