What happens when Duo gets a Furby part 4
Another Gundam Wing fanfic by Elliminist
Disclaimer: I don't own Neon Genesis Evangelion. Neon Genesis Evangelion is owned by GAINAX. However, this plot is mine! all mine! That fact can go under discussion
Author's notes: 'Bout time I continued it. Been Reading Eva fanfics for inspiration. Still, suggestions are welcome.
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Wufei, Trowa and Quatre land at a shopping center.
Wufei: Are we there yet?
Trowa: No. We are stopping by for a pit stop.
Quatre: OKAY! About time!
(Quatre runs out of his gundam to go to the loo)
(Trowa enters a store)
Quatre: (returning) Where's Trowa gone?
Trowa: (returning) Behold! The pixie stick! Source of sugar and enlightenment!
(All start eating Pixie Sticks)
Wufei: (Hyperactive) I see my future! Manufacturing these Pixie Sticks!
Quatre: (Zero mode Hyperactive) TOUCH MY PIXIE STICKS AND DIE!!!
Trowa: (not hyperactive) Calm down Quatre…
Quatre: (still crazy) WHAT?? GO DROWN??
Wufei: (giggling like a girl) Can't swim Quatre?
Quatre: (totally nuts) That does it!! Die Wufei!!! (Uses Sandrock Custom to attempt to step on him)
Trowa: (in Heavyarms Custom) Stop it! (Laughs insanely) Wufei's mine!!!
(Quatre and Trowa fight over the right to kill Wufei)
Wufei: now's my chance. (Runs away in Nataku Custom)
(All fall into a coma before long)
(Furby Injins enter)A/N: If you don't know who these are, then you haven't read my story in order
Furby with Mohawk: Chief! I see big monster!
Furby Chieftain: We strike!
Furby warriors: (make war cry sounds.)
(Furbies attack the Gundams to no avail)
(Deathsycthe Custom appears)
Furby: (inside Deathscythe custom) (innocent cute tone) Must Kill, must kill, etc.
Furby Injins: Who goes there?
Shinigami Furby (as we'll call him): Hello Brothers. Call me Shinigami.
Furby Injins: GOD OF DEATH! Join us in the hunt.
Shinigami Furby: So it's all over is it?
(Shinigami Furby helps bash the Gundams)
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Meanwhile…
Heero Yuy: Where is this place? This is like miles underground.
(Furby miners are seen)
Furby miner 1: Intruders!
Furby miner 2: Call the guard!
Furby miner 3: LUNCH BREAK!
All Furby miners: Okay.
(All Furby miners stop ranting and head for lunch)
Heero: "_;
(Heero stops at a door)
Heero: Should I enter?
(Relena appears)
Relena: Oh HEERO! (swoons) Save me!
Heero: (running) Should.
(Heero slams the door in Relena's face)
(Relena turns out to be a hologram)
SOMEWHERE IN A DARK SECRET PLACE
Relena: Heero's fallen for the trap.
BACK TO HEERO
Heero: (looks around) …
(Furbies are running around doing jobs. On one wall is a sign bearing the intials FIA: Furby Intelligence Angency)
Furby in black 1 (FIB 1): Who goes there?
Heero: I come in peace.
Furby in black 1 (FIB 1): I see
Heero: I would like to adopt a Furby.
Furby in black 1 (FIB 1): You know Furbies aren't just toys?
Heero: ???
Furby in black 1 (FIB 1): Follow me.
(Heero follows FIB 1)
Furby in black 1 (FIB 1): Here is the processing plant where we create the physical shell of the Furby.
(Robotics create a Furby as they watch behind glass windows)
Furby in black 1 (FIB 1): And here Furbies are being implanted with their user, the true furby.
(A chibi furby is seen entering a furby model)
Heero: I get it.
Furby in black 1 (FIB 1): So you are willing to take the task?
Heero: Yes.
(FIB 1 and Heero enter what looks like a nursery)
Baby Furby: (cute looking) Adopt me!
Baby Furby 2: Take Me!
Heero: So Kawaii…(cute)
Baby Furby 3: (puppydog eyes) Please?
(All the baby furbies look at Heero with puppydog eyes)
Heero: They're super Kawaii…(cute)
Relena Furby: (appears) Please take me! (looks really cute)
Heero: ARGH!
Baby Furbies: ARGH!
FIB 1: Where did this come from??? It's a spy!
(Heero and FIB 1 draw their guns)
(Heero and FIB 1 start shooting the Relena Furby)
(Hundreds of FIBs appear out of nowhere and contain the premises)
SIREN: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! EVACUATE THE PREMISES! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
(Outside the Nursery Furbies are running wildly)
FIB 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20: (surround Relena Furby) Don't let it escape alive!!! (Start shooting)
(After the dust cloud clears)
Remains of Relena Furby: …………(twitch)…………
(A Computer Chip pops out of the Relena Furby)
FIB 1: It was a robot??!!!
FIB 2: They dare mock us??!!!
IN RELENA'S SECRET HIDEOUT
Relena: Blast! My plan was foiled! (laughs evilly) Heero! You will be mine!
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Author: That's the fourth instalment of "What happens when Duo gets a Furby". Don't worry. Duo is still going to become a main character. I just wanted to finish Heero's main chapter.
Zechs: Why don't I get a part?
Author: Because you're in Mars with Noin, remember?
Noin: Zechs? C'mon! Lets go back!
Author: Maybe I'll send some Furbies on an expedition to Mars…
Zechs: Done!
(Shake hands)
Heero: (enters with brow twitching) HOW COULD YOU!!!
Author: Maybe a few more might take out the stress.
Heero: LET ME AT THEM! LET ME AT THEM!
Author: (points to his left) Here they come.
(Relena furbies charge in overwhelming numbers at Heero)
Heero: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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