A/N Okay so that was a really long time! I am so sorry and if no one even care about this story anymore then I will understand! For all those people who are mad that I put Zero with Yuuki I ma sorry, to be honest I am a Zeki fan but I never meant to break anyones hearts! But I'm going to keep it as it is with no official pairings because I am doing more characters. So let me know what you think of this chapter, it is a little different from the rest. And again I am sorry for the long wait! Oh yeah and on the look up thing that tells you the chapter it says does 'he' need a sassy gay friend and i only wrote that because there is a word limit and it wouldn't let me type out Headmaster

Disclaimers: I DO NOT! Own the characters they belong to Matsuri Hino, and the creators of the sassy gay friend on you tube, the story idea doesn't even belong to me only the situation they are in. Anyways enjoy the story!

Does the Headmaster need a Sassy Hay Friend?

Meet the Sassy gay friend, he had just told Yuuki to follow her heart before being ever so rudely left alone. This fate could have been avoided if she didn't interrupt him and had a sense of manners.

"What, what, what am I doing!" he asked waving his hands in the air. It astounded him that she did not let him finish his last line. He was about to tell her how he was going to talk to Aidou, but she just dashed off without a parting glance.

"Yuuki! I brought you some cookies that I made!" a high pitched just as flamboyant voice reached the sassy gay friends ears. He turned to see a tall blonde man with glasses and a ridiculous apron on. "Oh!" the glasses man spoke not expecting to see another man in the room. "Um, hello can I help you?" he asked confused.

"No, but I sure can help you!" the sassy gay friend sang hoping he would finally get his chance at a spin off of 'What Not to Wear.'

"Help me? I don't need help! I'm perfectly fine! I mean Zero once told me something about therapy and handed me some sort of medication but I just smiled then put it in his drink when he wasn't looking because-" he froze looking around the room then leaned forward. "Honestly he is a little on the psychotic murderer side which concerns me so I thought it would help," he whispered. The sassy gay friend knowingly nodded.

"I hear you, but don't worry we talked everything out and he should be just fine. Now about your ridiculous attire-"

"Isn't it cute!" the Headmaster sung doing a twirl.

"About as cute as my last vacation in Palm Springs when I spilt marinara sauce all over my new Gucci scarf! Not even my tears could bring out the stain!" he wiped at his eye having the horrifying memory replay in his head.

"You know tide can bring that right out!" the headmaster replied.

"What?" the sassy gay friend turned with one hand on his hip and the other raised in the air.

"Yes, I can show you! It will bring that stain right out!" he sung skipping out of the room. The sassy gay friend could only follow.

The rest of that night was composed of a laundry lesson from the headmaster as the sassy gay friend hastily took note writing on his fluffy pink note pad.

"And you're telling me that if I just add more flour that the consistency of my cake will change?" the sassy gay friend queried scribbling away.

"Yes! And when I ice my cakes I like to use pink icing and draw hearts all over it! Although he never admits it I think Kaname really likes it!" he smiled thinking of all the times he offered Kaname and Zero the cake only to have them shove it in his face.

"Does he?" the gay friend asked skeptically.

"W-well sometimes they…why don't they appreciate my work!" the headmaster cried dramatically falling to his knees. "I slave and bake, and clean and all they do is break my desk or punch me in the face! I have no idea what I'm doing wrong!"

"Listen to me, listen to me!" The sassy gay friend announced placing his hand on the headmasters shoulder. "You are not a stupid bitch, you are the sun and you make the world shine. When a baby laughs it is because you smile, you are the god to all men! And you have all the secrets to the baking world and for that I commend you!" he smiled as the headmasters face lit up.

"I am!" he smiled back to his old enthusiastic self. "I am so happy that I found a crazy man like you in my house, even though technically you are trespassing and I could call the cops on you. But why would I do that when you have the literacy of a Greek god!" he beamed raising his hands in the air.

"You know what!" the sassy gay friend smiled. "I like you and I think that I should stop trying to help everyone else and just hang out with-" he froze when a blonde head caught his attention on the other side of the window.

"What's wrong?" the headmaster asked floating over to see what caught the sharply dressed mans attention.

"Is that Aidou?" he asked.

"Ah! My adorable little vampire! But what is he doing here? Maybe he's come to pay a visit to me! I just love my cute little vampires!" he danced around the kitchen singing hallelujah while waving chopsticks in the air as if they were lighters. "What do you think-" he froze when he noticed his new companion was gone. "Sassy gay friend?" he asked not knowing the mans real name. "W-where are you?" he asked feeling tears fill his eyes. Again he was left in despair never to be asked what his favorite colour was or why he was so crazy. "Forever alone," he sighed.

He slowly walked out of the room before something deliciously colorful caught his eye. "What is this!" he sung reaching for the colouring book. A small note fell off of it which he picked up.

Dear Headmaster,

I am sorry to leave with such short notice but I realized something when you were dancing around the room like maniac on happy pills. And that is that I have a duty, a duty that only one sassy gay friend can fulfill, which is to take away all the angst and horror away from this vampire love story. I know that this parting is difficult on the both of us, I mean we knew each other for a good seven and a half minutes…sorry I will try not to cry while writing this. But we must part and do what we were meant to! Btw the décor of your house is wonderful, you must tell me where you got it! But enough with these silly distractions. What I really meant to say was that although I only knew you for a short time, you managed to change my life and views and for that I am grateful. Now I am off to go help your wonderful vampires, so if you get complaints about a creepy, yet also wonderfully fashionable and sleek man walking around the campus harassing students, then you can think of me.

Sincerely, one stupid bitch.

The headmaster read the note about to tear up before a question rang through his mind.

"How did he mange to write this elegantly in such a short time?" he asked before one more note on the letter caught his eyes.

P.S

While you were dancing around and I had my epiphany I took the liberty of writing this parting note, please don't look too far into it.

Forever; SGF

The headmaster smiled placing the note to his heart. He had seen the eyes of fashion, and it was called 'The Sassy Gay Friend'

So I guess who is next is obvious! I'll try to update asap!