Disclaimer: I think we've established that I wouldn't be writing fanfictions if I owned Avatar.
Author: Hello all. Guess what?!
Azula: WHAT?!
Zuko: She said guess.
Author: I HATE SCHOOL!!
Zuko: Never mind.
Sokka: Ha ha. Zuko's a loser.
Author: Sokka don't be mean to Zuko.
Zuko: Thank you.
Author: Without my help. Now stop interrupting me idiot.
Zuko:… I give up. I'm leaving.
Author: SEE YA LATER LOSER!!
Aang: Does that mean he won't be in this chapter?
Author: Yeah, I'm mad at him so he's not aloud to join us.
Everyone: YAY!!
Azula: And I'm pretty sure you won't finish writing this chapter for a few days.
Author: Probably.
Chong and Lily: ON WITH THE STORY!!
Save the Christmas Parade, Save the world.
Katara: CHANGE THE TITLE!!
Author: What?! Why?
Toph: We are not using a Heroes thing. THIS IS AVATAR!!
Azula: YEAH!! NO HEROES!!
Author: WHAT?! I'm the author, and what I say goes.
Katara: Then you've left us no choice.
Everyone: -jumps the author-
Author: OW! No fair! One against like 15! COME ON!! I'LL CHANGE IT!!
Ozai: That's all we ask.
Iroh: Please proceed.
Author: I'm sad now…
The Quest to Save the Christmas Parade
A few days before Christmas.
"Hey! What's going on over there." Sokka said looking over at a bunch of people running around freaking out.
"We don't have time to find out. We need to finish shopping." Zuko said as Aang nodded behind him.
"You guys can go, I'm going to check this out." Sokka said before heading over to the people.
"Wow! Look at all of those people freaking out!" Azula said with a smile.
"We don't have time for that Azula. We have to get ready for Christmas." Katara said, trying to keep Azula from running off.
"I'll do it later. Better yet, get one of my servants to do it." She said breaking from Katara's grasp and running off.
"Lovely." Katara muttered as she headed the opposite direction of Azula.
"Hey! Watch where you're going!! … Oh, hi Sokka." Azula said after she ran into him.
"Hey Azula. Any idea what's going on over there?" He asked pointing towards the chaos.
"No clue. Let's find out." She said as they walked over.
"Hey! HEY!!" Sokka tried to get someone's attention, but with no luck.
"Let me try." Azula said before whistling very loudly, getting everyone's attention. "What's going on here?"
"Oh, Princess Azula! It's a disaster!" A young man said frantically. "The Christmas Parade's goat is missing!"
"NO! We can't have a Christmas parade without the baby goat!" She shouted, before grabbing Sokka. "We need to find that goat! All of Christmas depends on us finding that goat!!"
"Is this goat really that important?"
"YES!! You can't have Christmas in the Fire Nation without the baby goat in the parade!" She shouted, before running off, dragging Sokka.
20 minutes later
"Where could he be?" Azula said as she threw a bunch of cabbages out of a cart.
"I don't think he's in there." Sokka said, watching her search. "Plus, you're making the cabbage man have a nervous break down."
"JUST HELP ME LOOK!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"
"What was that?" Sokka asked, looking in the direction the scream came from.
"Let's find out."
"Get this thing away from me!!"
"…Aang?" Sokka said, his jaw dropping open as he saw Aang running away from a goat.
"It's going to eat me!!" Aang shouted, running around in circles.
"THE CHRISTMAS GOAT!!" Azula shouted, running over and picking it up. "What's up with you Aang?"
"I have a fear of goats."
"WHAT?! You love all animals! Since when have you been afraid of goats?!" Sokka asked… well shouted.
"Since my granny's goat bit me in the booty when I was 5."
"…Oh…wow." Azula said before bursting out laughing, followed by Sokka who tried, and failed, not to laugh.
"You're so mean! Why was that thing chasing me anyway?!" Aang said, looking incredibly embarrassed.
"You don't know?" Azula said in shock. "The Christmas goat is your biggest fan."
"…Fan?"
"Yep. I forgot you're new as the Avatar, someone should've warned you."
"YOU'RE ALL EVIL!!" Aang shouted before flying off.
"Ah, that's just cruel. He didn't even give the goat his autograph."
"Well now that that's settled, let's return the goat." Sokka said, turning in the direction of the parade set up area.
"Sounds good to me."
With Ozai and Iroh
"You know, it's great to have servants to do all your Christmas stuff for you." Ozai said, pouring himself some tea.
"I know what you mean." Iroh said, pouring himself some tea as well. "I usually do my own shopping, but it is nice to just relax sometimes."
"Yep. So how has you're holiday season been so far?"
"Same as most years. Except for a saw a crazy shop owner screaming about some kids breaking something."
"I saw him too. I think it was a teapot."
"That's just horrible. I think I would kill someone if that happened."
"Eh, I would have an assassin kill the person. I know where to get a good one really cheap."
"Really! Good assassin's are so hard to find these days."
"I know! This guy I met him at- Oh! Hey Azula. What have you been up to?" Ozai asked as Azula walked in.
"Oh yah now, I just finished helping save Christmas... I'm going to take a bath now." She said, then headed up to her room.
"Kids, always think they can save the world."
"I know what you mean." Iroh said, taking a sip of his tea.
Author: So what do you think? I know it's been a while, but it's school. IT'S EVIL!! I'll try and put up the last chapter soon though.
Azula: Meaning next week?
Author: SHUT UP!! YOU'RE SO CRUEL!! –runs off-
Azula: I am aren't I?
Aang: Yes, you are.
Toph: Very.
Zuko: Incredibly.
Katara: Insanely.
Azula: … Nice. –grins-
Toph: READ!!
Zuko: AND!!
Katara: REVIEW!!
Aang: OR NO COOKIES FOR YOU!!
