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Thanks so much to NinjaSnail! This chapter is dedicated to her! :3

*Showers NinjaSnail in sweets as well*

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Chapter 3: Organ Donor

You yawned as you walked into the bathroom. It was a new day. You thought you could take a shower before going onto the computer for home school.

You sighed. You really were in complete solitude except for your brother...

You started the shower and set the body towel on the toilet. You thought about yesterday. All of your cheesecake had been stolen! But, it was probably better than dying, you thought.

You stepped into the shower. First, Jeff the Killer came into your room, second, those two people came into the room. What were their names again?

"Masky! Hoodie!" you heard the man call. His voice perfectly suited him. You noticed two shapes heading towards both of you from the front. You watched as they soon became clear under the moonlight...

What was most definable about them is that one wore a white mask and the other wore a hoodie up so you couldn't see his face. The one with the white mask had messy brown hair, and you couldn't really tell what hair the guy in the hood had-it was too dark to see clearly...

"I-i'm cold." you shivered. Hoodie didn't respond; he just kept running. Since you couldn't see Masky, you thought he was in front of you...

"Marbles and Hooker?" you asked, rubbing your eyes. Bad idea. You realized too late that you had soap on your hands and had rubbed them into your eyes.

"Ah, shit! Fuck you, Marbles and Hooker!" you yelled, grabbing the towel and rubbing the soap away from your burning eyes.

Mood ruined, you turned off the shower and wrapped the towel around you. You wiped your eyes again, but they still stung. Giving up, you opened the bathroom door. Steam billowed out and into the hallway.

You began to walk down the hall. Wait, why were the lights off? You could've sworn you turned them all on...

Someone tackled you to the floor. You looked up and the same time as the figure looked down. It was another guy! He had a blue mask with goop coming out of his eyes and a black hoodie.

You screamed when you saw his mask; he screamed when he saw you were only in a towel.

You pushed him off you and quickly stood up. He backed away from you before standing up.

"Oh my creepypasta! Be fully clothed next time someone's trying to kill you!" the guy in the mask said.

"Well, fuck you, too!" you replied. Wait... Did he just say 'creepypasta?'

"Oh hell no. Not another one of you guys!" you shook your head furiously and grabbed a book you had thrown to the floor in anger yesterday. You were furious that the author had killed off your favorite character. Today, though, you were glad the author did.

In response, the masked guy held up a scalpel. You gulped.

Then you began to get angry. You've been threatened three times already! There was no way that you were going to allow this shit!

"Alright, hold on a second! Drop the scalpel!" you ordered. "Drop it!"

He actually began to lower the weapon a little bit. You did look a bit too serious...

"Now, let me tell you how I feel about my house being broken into three times already! And threatened each time! First it was some psycho named Jeff the Killer, then it was these two weird cheesecake loving dudes named Marbles and Hooker!" you kept ranting on and on.

Then you heard a giggle.

You looked at him and saw he was holding his stomach and was actually laughing. Confused. You straightened up and watched as his uncontrollable laughter echoed throughout the house. At one point he fell to the floor and rolled all over it, not able to contain himself.

Then you started laughing, too. You couldn't help it-his laughter was so contagious. You ended up rolling over the floor too.

Finally you both were done and stood up. He was still chuckling a little bit.

"Marbles and Hooker, huh? I'll let them know how you feel about them." he said. You could hear the amusement dripping from each word he spoke. What? Did you get their names wrong or something? You were positive you had it right...

"Just for that I'll let you live. But first, I have one question." he said. You blinked at him. You thought for sure you were toast.

"I have one, too." you said.

"Oh?"

"What's your name?" you had everyone else's name. Why not his?

"Eyeless Jack." he answered. Eyeless Jack? Why was that name so familiar...?

You looked up and saw your new carrier. He was wearing a blue mask with black goop coming out of the eyes. You reached up your hand and poked some of the sticky goop. You heard Masky snicker.

"Try to outrun the Hunters, EJ. We'll hold them off." Masky said as Eyeless Jack jerked his head away from your hand. He nodded and turned away from them and raced off. You peeked over Jack's shoulder and saw Hoodie and Masky racing toward the black figures.

You looked up to Jack again. This time he met your gaze. Unlike with the tall man, you were the first to look away. Was he alright? Was Masky and Hoodie alright, too?

You blinked, snapping out of it again. You realized you had reached out your hand while you had that weird flashback and was touching the black goop coming from his eyes. Every second felt like an eternity as you both froze.

Then he slapped your hand away.

"Sorry..." you muttered, rubbing the hand. He looked away, and the silence was deafening. You felt the need to say something, anything.

"So, about your question..."

"Oh right!" he said. You raised your eyebrows expectantly. He cleared his throat before continuing.

"May I have your kidneys?" he asked. You stared at him for what seemed like the longest time. It felt even longer than before.

"What...?" you asked. He repeated the question. You shook your head in disbelief.

"You know what? Sure, I'll give you a kidney, and any other organs I don't need. How 'bout that?" you suggested. He nodded enthusiastically and held up his scalpel. You pushed his hand back down.

"Not that way. Later. Just leave." you said. He shrugged and put his scalpel in his pocket.

Then your towel fell to the floor.


"Wait, you saw her naked?" Masky asked, savoring his last bite of cheesecake. Jack, embarrassed, looked away. Everyone was shocked by these turn of events.

"Well, not at first..." he trailed off.

"Lucky! I wish I went instead of you!" Ben yelled. Everyone turned to stare at him. He shrugged his shoulders.

"P-pervert." Hoodie whispered. Masky patted him on the shoulder and offered some cheesecake to him. He shook his head.

"Also," Masky said. "she called me Marbles and called Hoodie Hooker?" he asked. Everyone snickered. Hoodie quickly turned away from everyone, even more embarrassed than Jack.

"Well, I wanna catch her in the shower, so I'm going next!" Ben declared.


So... How'd you like the update?

I think it was hilarious, but you might have some different opinions.

Please review!

Also, I hate the fact that only one of my friends (in real life; not internet) knows and loves the creepypastas! It makes me soooooo mad! :(

Ben: Please take another shower. ;)

Yeah... no.

See you next update!

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