The Awkward Moments of Cross Academy
Poor Akatsuki! You think I'd be nice when he finally got a date with Ruka, right? Well, I was nice. Hanabusa wasn't though…
Chapter Four: Over Kaname… Lol.
"EEEWWWW!"
"Hanabusa, all I said was 'Ruka'."
"Yes!" Hanabusa hissed. "Yes, I know, it's awful."
"It isn't really…" Akatsuki started slowly.
"Yes, it is… oh, dear brother –"
"We're cousins, not brothers."
"Same thing," Hanabusa shrugged.
Akatsuki sighed. "May I please finish my sentence?" he asked.
"Okay, but I warn you, I may start crying at the mention of her name."
"Should we change her name then, just for this?" Akatsuki offered.
"Yes please, brother."
"Cousin."
"Cousin, whatever. May I pick the name?" Hanabusa begged.
Akatsuki hesitated.
"Pleeeaase?" Hanabusa pleaded.
"Okay. What will her new na –?"
"Osama bin Laden."
"What?"
"You know… that terrorist dude with the funky hat and the smexy beard. You know that guy who tried to bomb America or something."
"I know who he is," Akatsuki replied.
"What's wrong with the name Osama bin Laden, Akatsuki?"
"Uh, try the obvious facts: Osama bin Laden is a mass murderer. Oh, and that isn't a funky hat, it's a religious turban thing, and his beard isn't sexy at all –"
"HOW DARE YOU!" Hanabusa roared. "THAT BEARD IS JUST – I'M TRYING TO GROW ONE LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW?"
"Hanabusa, good luck with that. You're 17 and you've never had facial hair in your life."
"Daddy said I'm just a slow-grower," Hanabusa argued.
"Mentally slow, more like," Akatsuki muttered.
"WHAT WAS THAT!"
"Nothing."
"Good. Okay, continue with the code-name."
"Alright, Osama bin Laden just called me –"
"Lol."
"– And said that she was over Ka –"
"NO! STOP! I don't think I could listen to Osama bin Laden talking about Kaname-sama. New codename for Kaname-sama… Adolf Hitler," Hanabusa interrupted.
Akatsuki sighed, "Okay, so, Osama bin Laden called me –"
"Lol."
"– And said that she –"
"Lol."
"Was over Adolf Hitler –"
"Lol."
"– now. And then Osama –"
"Lol."
"Decided she wanted to give me and her a chance! Apparently Hitler –"
"Lol."
"Would you stop saying 'Lol'?"
"But it's so funny!"
"Say 'Lol' in tour head."
"Fine," Hanabusa sighed.
"Anyway, I think Osama wants to give me a chance!" Akatsuki beamed. CREEPILY.
"Hanabusa!"
"Akatsuki, I hate to say this, but…"
"But?"
"Lol. It wasn't Ruka who called you. Lol."
"Wha… bu… wha…?"
"It was me."
"But you sounded so… feminine."
"Aah. Almost makes me glad I'm a slow-grower."
"You bitch!"
"Lol."
A/N: Okay, so more random drabble? I really need a life. I've already written the fifth chapter and it should be up this time next week! I'm not extremely proud of this one, but I love the other one! Oh, and I was going to write a serious AkatsukiXRuka Fanfiction but… pfft. Where's the fun in that? Anyway, so this chapter was significantly longer than the rest, ne? If you have time, leave a review below!
