*LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA*

*singing in da showa*

*aaaaahhhh, showa sooo nice after all that bacon slaying.*

*LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA*

*BANG!*

*!*

*really FAT piece of bacon knocks down bathroom door*

*OH NOES! I EXPOSED to da bacons!*

*EEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPP!*

*fat bacon pulls out a gun*

*GIVE ME YOUR RUBBER DUCKY, AND NO-ONE GETS HURTED!*

*NEVERS! Norman is MINE! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!*

*fat bacon snatches Norman the rubber ducky off Jace the bacon slayer*

*NOOOOOOOOO! NORMAN!*

*MWA HA HA HA!*

*fat bacon draws moustache on Norman with a sharpie *

*RRRRRRRR! YOU VANDALISEDED MY NORMAN! RRRRRRRRR! *

*Too bad! That sharpie is PERMANENT! MWA HA HA HA!*

*or is it?*

*fat bacon CONFUSED*

*Too bad we're in a BATHROOM, full of SOAP and WATER!*

*OH NOES!*

*Jace the bacon slayer goes all ninja-kick-ass on fat bacon, and while doing that, be's even MORE awesome and washes moustache off Norman!*

*NOOOO! Sharpie! You FAILED ME!*

*fat bacon blubbering on the ground*

*YAY fo NORMAN!*