Dialogue: "Yo"
Thoughts: 'Yo'
Someone was sleeping in her bed. Wait, no. Not someone.
Two someone's.
Two. TWO!? Who the…? She cracked open an eye, turned her head to the left, then the right, and then immediately shut her eye closed. Hahaha, fate you are one funny bastard! There was no way that those two men were sleeping right next to her, in her bed, especially those two. And what more, why the hell would there be two men in her bed in the first place? Particularly since she knew these two from events that happened under rather unfortunate instances that she wanted to forget about.
But alas, as she peeked through her bangs- both eyes this time- they were still there. And not only were they in her bed, but one of them was also touching her!
Intimately.
The pale man was locked in a very tight embrace with her, his arm wrapped around her middle and legs lost with her own. 'How did I not wake up and notice them sneak into MY bed and… cuddle with me?!' Gulping Lucy took a glance at the second male who was inches away from her face, his posture relaxed and stretched along the length of her bed. She eyed his scruffy maroon hair, the pointy ears and his bulging arms that rested behind his head. Unlike his companion that was effectively hugging her from behind, he wasn't touching her at all.
Midnight's hand- she eyed his slender fingers and painted nails- moved, splaying on her belly and nuzzling his nose into her neck, a content sigh leaving his mouth as he got more comfortable. Lucy bit her lip and tensed, preparing to knock him off and out of her bed.
However before she could enact her assault, a deep low chuckle took her off guard and nearly made her screech in fright. "As I said the last time we were here, the bed's comfy." Cobra murmured, his half lidded eye staring at her in amusement. He yawned slowly and eyed his partner, his voice rumbling, "Idiot's fucking smothering her. "He said to himself quietly, but far too close to her ear that sent involuntary shivers down her spine.
She squirmed, lips tightening into a frown. "Can you get him off me?" She furiously whispered, replacing the reflector mage's hand when it came too close to her breasts, "Why are you two here again? And in my bed as well!" A disgruntled sound came from behind, the arm around her tightening further and tucking her into the hard male body from behind. She flushed, wriggling and trying to inch out of his hold. "Get him off." She gritted out irritably, narrowing her eyes at Cobra.
The poison Dragon slayer just grinned, "Nahh," he said, "I think he likes having you there, besides I won't bother the fucker from his sleep or else I'll get it from the bastard if he wakes up." He said nonchalantly, twisting his head away from her and eyeing the archway that led to her small kitchen. "Got any grub? Fuckin' famished." He asked her, ignoring the ire bursting from her eyes.
Lucy took a sharp breath instead of answering that question-with the mantra of 'Asshole, asshole, asshole,' repeated in her head-then with a little struggle between physical strength, pried the limbs off her and jumped out of Midnight's hold, startling the reflector mage awake. "Huh?" He scrubbed at his eyes, looking dazedly at Lucy who was standing atop of the bed's covers.
"Great going tits, you just had to wake him up." Cobra jeered, getting off the bed and striding towards the kitchen, "You can deal with him now." He said along the way.
"Ughhhhhhh." Midnight slurred, wincing as he sat up. Lucy stepped away warily, still confused on how this odd morning was commencing. Midnight noticed her movements, the corner of his mouth twitching upwards, "Hey girl, get back into the bed." He began rearranging the pillows behind his head and lay back down, spreading out his arms, as if expecting her to jump into them. "Want to sleep some more…" he sighed, eyes drooping shut. Cobra's snickering could be heard from the adjoining kitchen while a vein on Lucy's forehead throbbed.
She glared at the sleeping male and cursed as he rolled over and further tangled the blankets. Stepping away and jumping off the bed, she cautiously poked him in the shoulder. When he didn't rouse and only emit a grumble, she poked him harder. "Wake up idiot." She said aloud, delivering a torrent of pokes. 'Get out of my bed dammit.' He only snuffled and twitched, but didn't wake. Lucy, peeved at the male, grabbed his face and slapped him. "WAKE UP!" She shouted.
His head lolled uselessly to the side and she dropped him with a grimace of distaste. He was still sound asleep.
Why oh why were they here. She groaned out loud, stomping to the foot of her bed. She grabbed at the blanket and sheet with a mix of annoyance and sadistic pleasure, and then pulled; dragging Midnight out and onto the hard floor. Just as she would have done with Natsu.
That did it.
He yelped as his head hit the floorboards, and groaned as he sat up. "Why'd ya do that for?" she heard Cobra ask. She ignored him and instead pointed a firm finger at Midnight who still sat, rubbing at the sore spot on his head.
"Listen here!" Crimson and Indigo eyes blinked at her as she addressed them.
"Let's get some things straight, first of all; my name isn't girl or Lucy." She scowled at Cobra when she said this, who was munching on a cookie in the doorway while also giving her a glare in return, "And second of all since you morons aren't telling me why you keep breaking in to my place and now feel the need to sleep in my bed, Atleast get this through your heads: Don't ever fucking touch me." She spat at Midnight who didn't react, "But other than that,"-here she rolled her eyes-"Welcome to my humble abode, please refrain from trashing the place."
