A/N: hello, here's another chapter so enjoy btw for some reason I don't follow my own plot (too high to remember) so if you see something that just don't fit in the story well....God did it!

If you remember, the last chapter everybody on plane well fell down possible to crash down on a possible on a Nazi controlled Europe yeah that was a long long long flight but looked like a fifteen minutes of flight anyway lets see how the pair of Santa heaters are doing

"where are we?" Takuya asked

"I don't know...looks like another country that's for sure" Kouji

"this sing here says kommen Sie heraus, oder wir werden schießen (get out or we'll shoot) must be Spanish, I know we're in Mexico!" Takuya said, and Kouji slap his forehead

"it's german idiot! We're probably on an german occupied country" Kouji

"oh german occupied country what a nice place to be" Takuya

"ah german Nazi occupied country!" Kouji

"oh well that isn't that good" Takuya

suddenly two soldiers on a jeep came to investigate the crash site, they point their guns at the two and give them orders

"wer sind Sie? was tun Sie hier?" (who are you? What are you doing here?) a tall soldier said

"sorry we can't understand you" Kouji said

"sie sprechen Englisch! sie müssen Amerikaner sein!" (they're speaking english they must be americans) a short soldier said

"shut up Kouji I'll handle this" Takuya said

"you know how to speak German?" Takuya

"yeah it's easy just look...ahem...Ihre Mutter stinkt wie ein Stapel nach dem schmutzigen Saugen und Scheiße" (your mother stinks like a pile of dirty socks and crap) Takuya said

"wie Sie herausordern, meine Mutter zu beleidigen!" (how dare you to insult my mother!) the short soldier said

"what did you tell him, he doesn't sound too happy" Kouji said

"I just ask him where's the toilet, I wanna go you know to the number 2 you know" Takuya

"aber Ihre Mutter stinkt wirklich wie Scheiße" (but your mother really stinks like crap) the tall one said

"jetzt sind Sie mit ihnen! meine Mutter stinkt nicht ist das Haus!" (now you're with them! My mother doesn't stink is the house!) the short one with the smelly mother said and begin fighting and shouting more things in german

"what are they saying?" Kouji

"something like the beer it's not good here and the toilet it's dirty" Takuya

"we better go while they fighting" Kouji said

"okay" Takuya

both run for their life to a place to hide, they got three options, an abandoned house were nobody would never look, a nearby British army base (which had a lot of planes) or a bar filled with Nazi officials, SS V.I.P. And gestapo officers

"which one Takuya?" Kouji said

"mmmm...the bar sounds good" Takuya

"I got a bad feeling about this" Kouji had no election since despite the stupidity of Takuya he was the closest german translator he had available
they went to the dangerous bar, they entered trough the back door, what they saw leave them with their jaws open it wasn't a normal bar it was a cabaret with adult entertainment

"Takuya! What are we supposed to do here!?" Kouji

"we'll steal the car of one of those guys so we can drive without being pursued" Takuya had a plan, a very smart plan, I mean WTF? Takuya got a plan! I smell something like a brain is burning or something

"okay but how we do it?" Kouji

"you'll disguise as a woman who dance and sings, you'll take the keys of anyone and then leave I'll wait for you in the backstage" Takuya

"wait a minute why me!?" Kouji

"well you look like a girl actually, I mean the long hair, the nice ass" Takuya

"what!? How is that, I have a nice ass!?" Kouji

"well with those emo pants...and a while ago when you tied your shoes well I was about to smack you on the ass but then I remember that it was you and eww^_^" Takuya said scratching the back of his head

"you're weird" Kouji

"yeah I know now put this dress and this melons on your chest" Takuya said

a moment later, Kouji was wearing a red long dress, those dresses of the old cartoon movies, where a wolf does crazy things and all those stuff cuz he likes the girl in the dress anyway Kouji use some make up and leave his bandanna with takuya, and enter to the scenario covering his face with a hand-held fan

"he Blick dass heißes Küken" (hey look at that hot chick) an SS officer said

Kouji made his way to the most decorated of the officers, the one with most medals, he do some dancing in front on him, Takuya tried to not laugh while watching, the officer do some nasty expressions with his tongue, and Kouji only smiled covering his face with the fan, then the officer pulled him to his lap and squeezed his butt hard

"watch it!" Kouji yelled

the officer tried to kiss Kouji but he evaded his multiple attempts with the fan

"enough" Kouji yelled and rose from the horny officer's lap and sadly the two melons on his chest fall, all the Nazis aimed at Kouji and the horny officer was furious...they were screwed

Zoe and Kouichi

well they don't crash actually they were saved by...em...superman yeah superman save girls from dying

"bye superman!" Zoe and Kouichi said waving their hands

"to the infinity and beyond!" lol what!? O_o;

"what do we do now?" Kouichi asked

"the only way to find Santa now is in the north pole, I suppose Takuya and your brother will be there sooner or later" Zoe said

"speaking of Takuya I found this letter in your house" Kouichi

"*gasp* did you read it!?" Zoe

"part of it" Kouichi

"how dare you! Stalker nosy person!" said Zoe kicking Kouichi on the face

"wait-Zoe-ouch! I know who assaulted your grandma!" Kouichi

"who it was!?" Zoe asked pressing her foot on his chest

"it was Takuya" Kouichi

"WHAT!? O_O!!!!!!!!" Zoe yelled

"yeah it was him" Kouichi

"I'll kick his ass so hard he'll kiss the moon!" Zoe yelled and drag Kouichi by his foot to the next parking lot

"Zoe I also know you like Takuya hehehe" Kouichi said and Zoe blushed

"I-I- don't like him not anymore" Zoe said

"oh but you use to like him then, c'mon don't be shy, do you really going to kick his ass when you see him?" Kouichi

"I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!"Zoe said with a demonic voice

"okay" Kouichi said frightened and in a tiny like mouse voice

back to Kouji and Takuya

a big truck with bullet holes and weird sounds like it was about to crack was circulating by the forest until it stopped, the driver tried to start the engine again but it doesn't work, the driver came out of the truck along with his partner, it was Takuya and Kouji dressed like squirrels

"that was an amazing escape Kouji!" Takuya said

"yeah I like the part when the flying pig with the flamethrower in his nose pursued us" Kouji

"yeah and that Nazi ninja with the flying swastikas, was great but now what? We lost track of Santa" Takuya

"we better go to the north pole and wait him there, I may have not ruined everybody's christmas this year but Santa wouldn't be here the next one mwahahaha-gah!" Kouji laugh but it was cutted of by a hit in the nuts

"yeah, Kouji are you alright? Why you stopped laughing?" Takuya then saw a wooden fist in Kouji's nuts then the fist retracted to the owner of the arm, it was a tall person, it looked like a soldier but an old one, the darkness covered his face then he approached to the light revealing his face, he was...the Nutcracker! (haha I could resist it the nutcracker who cracks nuts)

"I'm the Nutcracker, Santa hired me to take care of you, prepare to feel the pain of my 238 techniques to crack nuts!!!!" the wooden gigantic toy said "technique number 45, flying fist of thunder!" a flying fist in the air fell down directly to Takuya's nuts at light speed!

"OMG!" Takuya screamed in pain

"mwahahahahahahha" The Nutcracker laugh

haha cliffhanger, notes before end this chapter, I do not speak german (neither takuya) I use an online translator, so it may be not a correct use of german, now it's 1943 so I'm not saying that germans are Nazis, but in those days most of them were Nazis, now any suggestion or complain send it via PM or directly to my email if you want (it's on my profile!) well Review please

oh and just in case I do not update tomorrow or friday well have a happy holidays (if you celebrate them) mine well my family celebrate them but I don't (I just go to eat) eww family reunions, see ya people oh and vote! Please it takes 5 minutes to do the test (or don't do it and choose whatever you want)

Tommy: I finished!
what?

Tommy: my letter to Santa
too late kid! you'll not have any participation on the story now

Tommy: T_T I hate you
and my mother too but no one is crying for that