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She was sitting in the table in the far corner of the crowded café by the window. She was sipping a cappuccino and talking to blonde girl which had her back to him. She had strawberry blonde hair that fell in a long straight shining veil all aver her arms. She had a low forehead and her face was covered with freckles, her green eyes flashed with happiness and intelligence as she chatted with the unidentified blonde in front of her.

Cadaver spotted that Lord Loss was gawking intensively at the pretty teenage girl in the corner of the café and gave him a sharp nudge in the side to stop the drool coming. Lord Loss reacted instantly but not fast anoth before the girl saw him staring and gave him a shy smile which made Lord Loss instantly blush and turn away.

'That's her.' He whispered turning to Cadaver who was busy comparing prices on the coffees. 'I know it is her, I was dreaming about her.' He added. 'If she is the one you have been looking for I will help you get her, what ever makes you happy makes me happy.' Quoted Cadaver as they lined up in the queue.

'Besides stalking her will be good fun' he said with a devilish grin a moment later. His enthusiasm made Lord Loss grin as well, he looked over the heads of the people and settled his evil gaze on his chosen girl.

He saw her looking straight back at him with a strange expression, the blonde girl that was sitting in front of her turned around and to his horror it was the girl that he met in Tescos, the same one that tried to crush his testicles with a frozen chicken. She did not seem to recognize him and after giving him a expert's look-over she turned back around clearly uninterested.

After they brought their coffee Lord Loss and Cadaver sat in the table from which they had an excellent

Vantage point from of the two girls. They plotted their next moves and tried to eavesdrop on the girl's conversation. While Cadaver was dipping his oreos in the coffee and Lord Loss devoured the grief of the children that were taken shoe shopping by their parents against their will.

After the girls (After an hour of eavesdropping Cadavers's huge ears picked up that Lord Losse's crush was called Amy) finished their coffee and were putting their coats on. Cadaver quickly finished off his oreo and pulled Lord Loss after him, he was not going to take chances in loosing them.

After they left starbucks Amy and Rebecca went to the cinemas in which they brought two tickets for `The Back up Plan` and so did Lord Loss and Cadaver, willing to go trough any kind of hell to keep track of them.

And besides Cadaver was starting to like Rebecca… Lord Loss got so exited that he was going to sit in the same room as Amy watching a film that he had to quickly hover to the toilets to let of the steam.

In that time Cadaver brought a huge jug of popcorn and mixed it with mini oreos. Then they both sat down right behind the two girls in the enema…..

The two demons came out of the cinema both hyper and discussed. Not only the film was totally gross but Rebecca and Amy seemed to get the message that they were following them. So Cadaver suggested pretending that they were gay lovers, so every time the two girls turned around to look at them they started passionately snogging putting them off looking.

But the hell wasn't over yet….

After that there was three hours of shopping. Lord Loss and Cadaver came to the conclusion that Amy was getting ready for an date with some boy called Justin. 'Who ever he is I swear that I shall destroy him…' Said Lord Loss when the two girls went to thee dressing rooms with a pile of dresses each. 'Thank god that Rebecca isn't taken yet' muttered Cadaver trough the oreo crumbs. They were hiding in the underwear section pretending to look at the bras.

Finally Amy and Rebecca decided to buy two dresses and after changing into them they headed for they final destination.

'Don't worry.' Cadaver heard Rebecca say to Amy who looked extremely nervous. 'You look beautiful, even a gay fat man couldn't resist you' she sad in a comforting voice. And so the two demons followed the two teenagers down the twisting streets of what-ever-town-they-were-in-but-it-must-be-somewere-in-Great-Britain-jujing-by-the-red-mail-boxes-engraved-with-their-coat-of-arms.

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hey stopped outside a very nice looking restaurant with a posh dress code, so Lord Loss had to use magic to change the clothes on them.

As they went inside Lord Loss's perfect eye sight quickly captured Amy sitting on her own on a table for two. She looked so beautiful in her purple dress and the candle light shining down on her long ginger hair that he got exited again and had to run to the toilets to let of the steam(again).

If you are one of those people that thinks 'what the hell?' every single time this happens here is a simple scientific equation:

Amy (Grubbs or chess) + Imagination = kinetic energy in Lord Losses pants + white body fluid + (heat energy)

At that the point Cadaver was shown to a nice little table for two by a kind waitress and waited patiently for his master. He came out a little flushed and sat down opposite to his familiar 'So who is Lady Loss's lover?' he asked casually Cadaver who was munching nosily a bread stick. 'O it is no one special… just JUSTIN BIBER!' he said sarcastically moving his head so Lord Loss could see the scene behind it.

He saw Amy sitting over a bowl of Italian salad of some sort looking dreamily at the boy opposite to her. As he looked at the boy he realized that He rely was Justin Biber. Lord Loss watched as the beautiful boy chatted away to the girl who seemed lost in his eyes. Incredible rage engulfed him but he decided to hold it back and enjoy the evening.

After the waiters handed out the second course and Lord Loss and Cadaver were giggling away over their different childish ideas of how to get rid of Barbarus and the Disciples. 'We should invent the cow launcher and have millions of cow archers an-heheheheheh!' Said Cadaver a little tipsy on the red wine while Lord Loss suppressed a loud laugh by pretending to couth.

But suddenly Lord Loss stopped laughing and pointed to the spot behind Cadaver as he turned around he saw Amy and Justin Biber over a bowl of spaghetti Bolognese. The thing that seemed to horrify Lord Loss was that they seemed to be shearing a long strand of pasta between them…

Amy did not seem to realize that and was looking the other way but Justin Biber was sucking up the pasta with a horny expression on his face. This was it for the demon master, he suddenly felt the need to rip the boy's head of.

But thinking that this might upset his love he fought better of it and got up from the table and pulled out a pair of scissors and headed towards Amy's table.

'No! Cutting his tongue out will not stop him!' yelled Cadaver as he saw what Lord Loss was intimidating to do.

But instead of Lord Loss hovered up to the couple and cut the strand of pasta in half….

Justin Biber looked horrified, 'Baby baby baby noooo!' he yelled in a sing song voice as he was pushed of the chair. 'What?' was all Amy managed to say, because she was snatched up so quickly that her breath was taken away.

'Lets fleee!' shouted to Cadaver who shot off his chair at the speed of light (not literally) and was about to run for the exit when a slim figure with blonde hair stood in his way.

'Well well well, look who didn't finish off his desert.' Said Rebecca holding a frozen goose and smashing it into the palm of her hand regarding the demon.

'Ummm… I'm on a diet?' Sid Cadaver backing away to Lord Loss who was holding the struggling Amy in his clutches.

'Aeeeeeeeeeee!' yelled Rebecca as she charged at the demon swinging the goose at fool force. But even with a struggling girl in his arms Lord Loss's reflexes were pretty quick and he managed to jump out of the way.

Becky's frozen goose smashed into the head of a boy, a boy called Justin Biber. He was just sitting up when the frozen bird hit him in the face and he dropped down looking dead….Duh Duh Duuuuuuuh!

They all stood in the restaurant staring at the lifeless body of the singer, even Amy hugged Lord Loss for comfort.

Rebecca was the first to break the silence. 'You, killed Justin Biber.' Was all she said in a calm voice.

'Shit' said Cadaver, they dogged the goose and run for their lives…….

Cadaver was sprinting down the wide well lit street in a mad haste. Lord Loss was hovering behind him as fast as he could with Amy in his arms. Both of the demons wore frightened expressions.

The reason for this was that there was two million raving mad girls chasing after them. They filled the street up quickly their wild shrieks of rage filing the evening air.

'YOU KILLED JUSTIN BIBER , YOU SHALL DIE BY THE BEVER!' They chanted as they charged, Lord Loss had no idea what this meant but he sped up.

Rebecca was at the head of the army of the girls and was holding a huge J.B huddie launcher as well as the frozen goose.

As the two demons rounded a corner she and the other Belibers fired rounds of huddies at them at great speeds.

One of the huddies randomly started heading towards Lord Loss but instead of hitting him it hit Amy who's head dropped and her arms stopped waving as she became unconscious.

After an hour of running randomly with Beber fanatics at their heels Lord Loss and Cadaver started giving up and slowing down knowing that they will die anyway.

'I know that I am a strict master and you sometimes hated me, but I rely cherished our friendship.' Lord Loss was saying to Cadaver as they came to the same street they started running in.

Cadaver was about to answer when he saw an unmistakable turquoise patch of light of a window appear not far from them.

'OMG! WE ARE SOO NOT GOING TO DIE!' He yelled in joy pointing a shaking finger at the window as they ran.

'NO FREAKIN WAY! I AM SO **BEEPING** HAPPY!' Lord Loss screamed back.

Cadaver was the first to disappear though the window, Lord Loss close behind, before he went in he turned around to the two million girls and gave them the finger smiling triumphaly. Then carrying the limp body of Amy in his arms he went trough.

The girls surrounded the portal not sure of what to make of it, the window started blinking and fading.

Just before it dispersed Rebecca pushed herself out of the crowd and run trough the window. 'Do not worry Udder I am coming!' were her last words as she went into the turquoise void witch closed after her.


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