Previously
"Everybody, I have something to say!" he yelled.
Everyone quieted down.
"I will like to tell everyone, I am not…!"
"I will like to tell everyone, I am not psychic! That is the secret Mr. Yin wanted me to tell!"
Everyone gasped in shock. They started whispering.
"I knew it!" shouted Lassiter
"Shh…! You can arrest me, Lassie, but quiet down. I know it's a federal crime to pose as a psychic or claim to have psychic powers. Lassie, read my rights."
"I waited so long for this moment, let me relish in it," said Lassiter.
Lassiter pulled out a set of handcuffs.
"Do you carry those everywhere?" asked Shawn.
"Yes, I do. Now, let's get on with it," said Lassiter. "Shawn Spencer, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law."
Lassiter snapped the cuffs on and led Shawn down to an interrogation room. He left him in there and locked the door. Lassiter walked back up with a skip in his step.
SBPD Lobby
"Chief, I want to be the one to interrogate him," said Lassiter.
"Chief, can I do it?" asked Juliet.
"No, we'll all do it. I want to find out how he solved all those cases, without psychic abilities," replied Chief Vick.
They walk back down (Gus followed them) and stood behind the two-way mirror. Shawn stood up and walked over to the mirror and stood exactly in front of Lassiter and stared straight into his eyes, grinning.
"Why do I feel like he can see us again?" asked Juliet.
"Last time it was coincidence and so is today," answered Lassiter.
He stepped to the side. Shawn stepped to the side. He raised his right hand, and Shawn raised his right hand. Lassiter waved it in front of his face, Shawn did the same. Then, Shawn bonked the spot where Lassiter's face was. Lassiter jumped and took a step back. Shawn laughed. Gus started to laugh and Lassiter glared at him. He coughed.
"You see that Jules, I made Lassie jump. Hey, how are you doing Chief Vick? So, who is going to interrogate me, or will all of you do it?" asked Shawn.
"How does he do that?" asked Juliet.
"I have no idea," answered Chief Vick.
"That was kind of funny, the way Shawn made Lassiter jump," said Juliet.
"Thank you, Jules. There is more comedy to come. Go to channel 108-Shawn at 10:00. It's the Shawn Channel, all Shawn, all the time."
"That is just freaking me out," said Lassie.
"I know it is," said Shawn.
"Does he know everything we are saying?" asked Juliet.
"Yes, I do in fact."
"Okay, may we proceed?" asked Lassiter.
They walked into the interrogation room, and Gus started to walk in too, but Lassiter gave him a look and he stopped in his tracks. Shawn sat back down in his chair.
"You listen here Spencer, I want you to tell us…!" started Lassiter.
"And I want Gus in here so he can help me with large and unknown words in my vocabulary!" interrupted Shawn.
Lassiter was about to yell, when Juliet said:
"Fine, Gus you can come in!"
Gus opened the door and walked in.
"Okay, now tell us how you solved all those cases without a psychic ability," demanded Chief Vick.
"Do you remember the first line from the first riddle we received?"
"I do, it said 'The person who trained you'. We thought that was you dad," said Lassiter.
"It is, when I was young he ruined my childhood. He trained me to see small details. So, now I am super observant with a keen sense of sight. Gus, what do they call it? Hippo-observant, Hilo-observant, Hypo-observant, ahh…."
"Hyper-observant," said Gus.
"Yes, yes hyper-observant. Thank you, Gus. I am hyper-observant and have an ability to make accurate or almost accurate hunches."
"That explains why he saw through the mirror. But, how did you hear what we were saying?" asked Lassiter.
"I didn't hear, I read your lips."
"One question remains, why did you pose as a psychic?" asked Jules.
"Don't you remember?"
She shook her head.
"Oh yah, I remember. I didn't meet you when I meet Lassie here and Chief Vick. I met you when you took my seat at the diner. I flirted with you and then I realized you were a cop undercover. You were staking out the place waiting for a suspect. You should really watch your posture. You were to stiff and what not. It can give you away, like it did to me. And I can't believe you denied it, I all ready knew you were a cop."
"Shawn, just tell us."
"Okay, I was at my place with a guest when I saw a man whose store was robbed on the television and I realized he was the robber. I called in to tell them, since I had a record of calling in useful tips. Lassie here had me arrested, saying the guy had a partner and since I gave him in, I must be the partner. I got them, no I mean I got Chief Vick to believe me after I told them Lassiter and his partner were in a relationship, I got a guy in jail, who busted his ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's car, and had no evidence to prove him guilty. Chief hired me for a "kidnapping" and murder case, which I solved. But, before that case Chief Vick specifically warned me that posing as a psychic is a federal crime and I could be arrested. And yet I didn't heed her warning. Look where I am. If it wasn't for Mr. Yin, I will still be out there solving cases."
Everyone was silent. Then the door banged open and McNabb ran in with a letter in his hand.
"A letter just arrived from Mr. Yin. It says it is for Shawn and no one should open it until he looks through it first."
Lassiter grabbed and made motion to open it, but Chief Vick shook her head.
"It says for Spencer to open it first, so let him."
Lassiter unwillingly tossed it to Shawn. He tore it open and saw a big and small sheet of paper. The small one says "For Shawn's eyes only- Hide it!" He stuffed it in his pocket and opened the big one. He scanned it. Finally, he passed it to Lassiter, who grabbed it from him.
"Let's go upstairs and read it to everyone."
