Waking up in the mouth of nature, the wrath of hangover had took its place. Hidan and Sakura were curled up in balls as they held their head in pain.

"Oh, my god! This is worst than burning in hell." Sakura winced at the loudly singing birds that happen to flew by.

Hidan was but he was in just as much pain as Sakura. He loved to drink his sake but he always had to get some consequences out of it.

'See I told you that you would regret this!' her inner chanted on as if she was Sakura's mother.

Because you thought I was going to get raped or molested. Not getting a major hangover. Sakura winced at the thought. Be quiet you're giving me a freaking headache!

They whimpered and pouted as the hangover slowly faded away.

It was late afternoon when the hangover died and Sakura was back on her feet and awake. But for Hidan….

"OH MY FUCKIN JASHIN!" Hidan cried out, jumping out of a near pond. Taking a glance Sakura, gazed at hi with cautioned eyes. "What the hell is wrong with you?"

He lowered his finger to her height. With a twitching eye Sakura giggled. "Seriously?"

A pure black leech was attached to his index finger. Little lines of blood leaked from its mouth, then dripping his blood on to the dirt ground.

Taking a lighter from her Pocket, Sakura lit the lighter on the Leech's back. It released little high pitched cries before falling to the ground.

Blood still oozed out quickly. The leech bit hard. Sakura thought.

She took his hand, dividing the finger from the others then holding the bleeding finger into her mouth. His eyes widen as he watched Sakura lick his blood off of his finger. The feeling of a hot, attractive girl that Hidan liked was actually licking his blood. What the hell?!

"Um, Sakura, what are you doing?" Hidan pulled his finger away. She looked up with an awkward smile. "Oh-um. it's a bad habit, when I see blood…..yeah."

"Is it my turn?" Sakura eyes widen with disbelief. Before she could think he wrapped his hand her waist and then resting his mouth on her collar bone. Breathing heavily and calming, Sakura braced herself.

Hidan's teeth buried into her sensitive skin. Letting out a hopeless cry, she dug her nails in his back. She could feeling him sucking and licking her blood. After a minute or two, he pulled back and grinned at her. Sakura blushed at him when she seen her blood run in a line that leaked from the crack of his mouth.

Leaning her face in, Sakura danced her tongue on the scarlet line of blood from his mouth, licking it all. Hidan grabbed her wrist then pressured his lips with her own. From a passionate kiss to roughly making out, Sakura accidentally bit down on his lip. The warm, red liquid fill both of their mouths as they kept kissing. Tongues were messaging each other while Hidan slowly unzipped her shirt, then palming her right breast. A gasp of pleasure broke the kiss, putting a grin across Hidan's face. He continued to massage her breast as Sakura pulled him back in for another passionate kiss.

All of a sudden; striking pain took place in Sakura's hip as she gasped. Running his hands further down her curves, he felt her blood run down from her hip. Looking down; Hidan noticed a kunai lunged into her hip. Her hands dug into his neck as he scanned his surroundings.

Then a blonde kid jumped out of the trees screaming at him. "You bastard! You let Sakura-chan go!"

Sakura snapped her head to her fellow comrade's direction. "What the fuck Naruto!"

"Now look at what you done Naruto-kun." Sai walked calmly behind the demonic Naruto. "You hit Sakura-chan instead of that man."

Tears were about to burst out of her eyes as she fell to the ground. Hidan glared at the two. "Are you okay?" her sensei sounded from the other side of them, making Hidan turn around fiercely.

"Oh yeah; you're her team." Hidan smirked.

"Get out of here Hidan-kun!" gasped Sakura.

He looked at her with grief. "But-

-No matter how strong you are, they'll kill you with every ounce of energy that they have." She broke his sentence with her own.

He nodded, taking another look at her teammates then jumping into the nearest trees. The three ran to the wounded Sakura. Kakashi had his arms wrapped around, carrying her while he gave directions. "Do NOT follow him. He's an S-class criminal. We're going to take Sakura back to the Hidden Leaf village so she can get the proper care."

They all nodded but Naruto. He was deep in his thoughts. That fucking bastard is gonna pay! Urgh! I can't believe I hit Sakura-chan! I thought she was part of the Akatsuki too.

"Shit! I have to go back to the base." Hidan thought aloud.

He was jumping through the tree tops [knowing his way], heading towards the Akatsuki base.

When the day got murdered by the night [sorry I had to type that], Hidan was once again in the Akatsuki's base. But not peaceful though, he was knocking on his leader's door. Hearing a grunt that invited him in. Walking into her hollow, quiet office, Hidan looked at the pierced man. "Leader." he bowed.

"Hidan." He said with a bored tone. "What brings you in here to day?"

See, he didn't know that the other Akatsuki members played the awful but funny prank on him. Yeah, he thought that Hidan was in the base sleeping, drinking, or cussing some else out while performing his rituals.

"Well….I was wondering if you would accept a new member into the Akatsuki?" Hidan asked looking away.

His eyes looked from his hands to the nervous Hidan. "It depends on who she is, and what's she's capable of."

"All I know that Itachi fought her once, but her name is Sakura Haruno, born and trained in the Hidden Leaf Village."

He nodded calmly, holding his head with his palm. "I'll talk to Itachi about it then. If you want her so bad you would bring him to me now."

Hidan nodded and shut the door behind them. He was walking towards Itachi's, knocked three times, and Itachi opened it. "What?"

"Leader-sama what's to see you Itachi." Hidan motioned his thumb in the air while Itachi pushed him out of the way and made his way to Pein's office.

Sakura woke up the morning in the hospital. She was deathly tired and stiff. Her eyes scanned her surroundings. No one was in her room, but she was alone. Alone with her thoughts.

I wonder if Hidan-kun is okay?

'I'm sure he is. I mean, he is an S-class criminal.' Inner pointed out.

I know, I know. But still I like to know if he was okay.

'Are you saying that you're in love with him or something?'

Long silence occurred when the two were mentally talking In Sakura's mind. Her inner gasped when Sakura had nothing to say-but nothing at all to say about the fact.

'Oh my god! We' re in love with Hidan-kun?'

Sakura nodded with blushes. So where do you think he is?

Her inner didn't reply. She was shocked and speechless that Sakura loved Hidan. Then she thought about Sakura kissing him. Here then, she realized Hidan was her first kiss. Sakura wasn't the type to just go around and make out with every guy that makes you wet.[*cough* Ino *cough*] [sorry people I'm not a big fan or her!]

A knock broke reality's silence while Naruto walked in with a basket of fruit. "Hey Sakura-chan see that you're up!"

"Yeah…" Sakura was immediately pulled out of her thoughts.

Laying the basket by her nightstand Naruto went on, "Yeah, sorry about striking you with that kunai. I thought you were one of those Akatsuki guys-

-YOU IDIOT!" Sakura punched his the top of his head, busting him through the floor boards. Now for Naruto, he was on the ground level of the hospital while Sakura was on the third.

She was once again quiet with her thoughts as she her Naruto yelling at nurse while the nurse began beating him with a clipboard.

Sakura's eyes peeked through the window, seeing Naruto being chased out of the hospital with a whole group of nurses! But he ran right by Kakashi. 'Oh great!' her inner rolled her eyes.

After a five minutes of waiting, Kakashi walked through the door that led to Sakura's room. "Oh you're awake." Kakashi pointed out.

Sakura nodded. "And I feel better."

He nodded and walked closer to her bed. "Sakura, we need to talk on what happen last night with you and that guy-

-What about it? You seen me kissing him. So what?" Sakura interrupted.

"Are you in love with him?" Kakashi asked with cautioned eyes.

Sakura didn't want to answer that question to him. It felt like he was butting into her personal, sex life! So she kept her voice silence as her sensei looked at her.

"So what if I do?" came her voice in a mono tone.

"Sakura; you can't be in love with a member of the Akatsuki. You're a kunoichi of the village Hidden in the Leaves, if you betray your village-your country, you'll will have to be punished with major consequences."

"I don't care."

"You will when the hokage and the ANBU will be hunting you down."

Sakura began to clench her fist. "Again. I. Don't. Care." She snapped her hatred glare to Kakashi. Now this, sent chills down his spine. He never really seen the angry Sakura. He only seen the playful mean Sakura.

"What is with you? The Sakura that I know was playful and kind but now you're all angry and bone chilling."

She jumped off her bed and directed her fist into her sensei's ribs. When the pressure hit him, he poofed out of thin air in front of her jade eyes.

"Sakura, calm down. You need to rest, not fight." Came Kakashi's voice from behind her.

She snapped her whole body to his direction. He was kneeled into the window sill while her fist clenched and unclenched.

"I'm fine!" she yelled as her hip began to bleed again without her noticing.

Letting out a sigh Kakashi looked from her puddle of blood on the floor to the kunoichi fierce eyes. "If you want to fight, fine then. But just to let you know I'm not going easy on you."

Her facial expression did not change. "Get yourself cleaned up and dress I'll meet you at the training fields." he then vanished, leaving a furious Sakura standing in her little pool of blood.

She grabbed the cloths that were folded on her nightstand, slipping them on and sneaking out of the hospital through the window.

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Itachi walked out of Pein's office with a little aggravated look upon his face. "Hidan-san, he wants to see you."

Hidan nodded and walked into his office once more. Pein was leaning against the front of his desk with his arms crossed. "Well she seems powerful with the healing justu and being trained by the hokage/ sannin."

Hidan nodded, learning from his leader. "So do you think she'll be able to join?"

"I don't know. She did kill Sasori-san. I would have to talk to her to see her side of the story of her power."

They both nodded at each other. Then Hidan's mouth opened, "When should she be brought here?"

"Anytime. But be sure she doesn't see our location of our headquarters. Knock her out before you two enter."

"Anything else that I should know?"

"Be sure that she's actually willing to leave, betray her village for becoming an S-class criminal." Pein shrugged and sat in his chair again.

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Sakura was jumping on the rooftops, getting closer towards the training fields.

Hearing the familiar sound of the rushing pond, and the wind rustling through the trees. She was in the training fields. jumping down on the dirt ground, she had the buzz that tingled through her body that made her think that she was seriously ready for this. But the other side of her told her that she's gonna get herself seriously hurt or maybe even killed.

Letting out a sigh, she relaxed her muscles and sat on the ground. Knowing Kakashi-sensei he's probably going to make himself late.

But she was wrong. He was standing before her, reading his porno book. "Well Sakura, are you ready?"

She jumped up in action, instantly putting herself in fighting position. For Kakashi, he put his book in his pouch and readied himself.

Taking the first turn, Sakura build of her chakra in her fist, then crushing it into the ground. Resulting as the earth around them slip into two towards her sensei. He jumped to the side as she matched his movement.

Flipping his protecting up he revealed his eye that contained the sharigan. "Sharigan!" Kakashi yelled.

Sakura was immediately on her toes and cautioned of Kakashi's actions.

The Hokage's apprentice vs. the Copy Cat ninja. Who would win?

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