One week later, Hermione was lounging in the soft leather couches in the expansive head common room reading a book, when the portrait opened revealing the tall and muscular bodies of Draco and his friend Blaise Zabini. Looking up from her book about the uses of hippogriffs in today's society, Hermione smiled at the two Slytherins, who nodded their heads in response. "Hey Hermione!" Blaise announced smiling, and started to walk over to her, until Draco forcibly dragged him out of the room stage-whispering, "Come on Zabini"
Looking up through her eyelashes, she saw the two boy's crab-walking up the stairs watching her. Dashing inside Draco's room they slammed the door shut and she presumed but impenetrable silencing charms on it. Sighing she returned to her book, which was quite interesting although it sounded deadly boring and snuggled further into the comfortable couch. She had the suspicions that they were up to something not good, but really couldn't care, all she wanted was to sit and read her book in peace.
Twenty minutes later and fifty pages later, Hermione was deep into a daydream, when a slamming door awakened her senses. Slightly pissed off, as she was dreaming about the man of her dreams - Victor Krum, yeah; he wasn't overly attractive but he was successful and had heaps of money, plus he liked her – Hermione looked up glaring at the two boys that had caused the noise.
"What's wrong with you Granger? Your face is uglier than normal." Draco asked smirking until Zabini thumped him over the head. "Don't hear me talking to her like that again, Malfoy!" Zabini threatened the very-powerful boy standing beside him that could financially and physically cause him great pain. "What, fallen for the little mudblood have we?" chided Draco until Hermione hexed his face to look like a part of his anatomy that was incredibly small for a guy that brags about it so much (and no, it isn't his brain). "So much for the civility, Malfoy"
Doubled over in laughter, Zabini was nearly wetting his pants, before Draco had mended his face. "Oh, Draco, I liked your new look…" he laughed as Hermione fell off the couch she was lying on. Slowly turning red in the face, Draco walked up to Hermione and stood over her and looked down at her shaking (from laughter) body "You're so funny Hermoine, what did you do to my penis?" he growled. "Oh, no that wasn't me, that was Zabini that attacked your thing" she grinned. Turning around, Draco literally stalked over to Zabini until he was right in his face, "Fix me!" he demanded. "It wasn't me, I swear!"
"So what? I did this to myself?" sarcastically said, looking at the head girl and his best friend. "Yep, that sounds about right, haven't you read 'Hogwarts: A History'? It states that if the head boy is derogatory to another student while in the position, his — well — his thing will turn purple with yellow polka-dots and change into a sausage" Hermione seriously responded. "Ha, you loser! Oh and Hermione, call me Blaise, I think we are on first-name basis now" Blaise grinned at his friend and then blushed. "So was that you or the Hogwarts thing that made my head into my, uh, penis?" Draco asked looking Hermione in the eye as she had gotten up off the floor. "That one was me!"
Sorry, I couldn't help that last part, it was just too funny to not disfigure his, uh, thing. (he he he) Thank you for my ONE review, I greatly appreciate it. If only more people would review (hint, hint, nudge, nudge) did you get the hint?
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