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Chapter 4: Misunderstandings
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Sakura looked around the room in horror.
'ERM A GOSH' she screamed. 'WHO ARE U? YOU ARE A RANDOM ASS PEDO WITH RED SAUCE ALL OVER WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND STOP LICKING THAT TOMATO OR ELSE THE NEXT THING YOU WILL BE LICKING IS YOUR OWN BLOOD AS I SHALL PULVERISE YOUR TEETH AND FACE AND MAKE IT LOOK WORSE THAN IT IS YOU THEIF ASS DUTTY CREEP! She gasped for air and was feeling very tired.
'I know that this situation looks bad but i can explain... well...'Muttered Sasuke. 'Im that guy who was supposed to stay over at your house and sleep over but i guess that i kind of ruined it?' said sasuke ASHAMED.
Sakura could'nt beleive that her almost hot as pie boyfreind was acting like an idiot.
An hour passed and sakura went to her bedroom. She began to moan like a hoe waiting for a guy to come to her.
'WHYYYYY? WHY is this guy a retardddddd? Sobbed Sakura. She farted spontainiously and sniffed it as hard as she could so that she could releive her self.
She began to scratch her butt. The fleas have invaded her kinickers. The worms are colonising in her anus. Tomato sauce was smeared all over. ''wait how was tomato sauce smeared all over there?''thought sakura.
She wanted to go and have a shower so she left her room and went to the bathroom. She didn't even bother about this Sasuke guy and where he was. she took her top of and entered the bathroom.
Silence...
'ARGHHHHHHHHHHH PLEASE GIVE ME SOME PRIVACY!' Shouted sasuke who was shocked that she came into the bathroom even when he warned her not to enter since he wanted to wash that tomato sauce off.
Sakura's heart stopped for 5 seconds and began then beating so rapid it reached 190 beats per minuite. She was on the verge of fainting from this hotness.
SASUKE'S AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBSS WERE SUPER HOT SEXY AMAZING FIT HENCH SWEATY SMELLY OMG LOVEE ITTTT LET ME LICKKKKKKKKK THAT SWEAT! Squealed sakura in the inside of her poop.
She just stood there and blushed so much that her cheecks began to leak with blood.
She saw how sexy he really was and how his hair was amazing and he looked like the emo from heaven and how he was just penetrizing the heart and the fart (OMG I JUST MADE A RHYME BEAT THAT MILEY).
But there was one thing that sakura looked at in the end. Her eyes happened to 'crossover' (IN REAL SHE IS A SLUT AND SHE DELIBERETLTY LOOKED THERE).
Sasuke wasn't wearing underwar or knickers... HE WAS NAKED.
Sakura stared down there and then fainted. The poop began to explode out of her mouth rapidly and it was filling the room alot that it made it 4 inches thick of poo on the floor. She peed her self and this escaped from her nostrills. Another 2 inches ontop. It became just like 'seaworld' That aquarieme with lots of water and rocks.
She farted so much that the fleas died and she rose up slowly like a rocket launching. It looked exactly like the exorcism.
Sasuke could'nt open the door to leave this crazy ass hoe because the poop baracaded the windows and the door heavily.
Sasuke began to pluck hairstrands out of his hair.
'WHYYYY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?' WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?.
Sasuke could'nt bear the stench and the torture. He screamed like a female fish and rushed out to a very small window and with such might force and heat from the 'hotness of this abs' He managed to destroy the window and he fell 3 stories down and landed on his chest.
Sakura's fart couldn't escape the room so that so much pressure was created that the room exploded.
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'Where am i?' thought sakura to herself. A disgusting thing came face to face with her and began to spit continuosly on her face while talking.
'WE MEET AGKAIN MRSHZ HARUNOOZ' Said the pedo doctor.
This doesn't look anything like the hospital? thought sakura.
'WHERE AM I?' Screamed Sakura.
'YOUR IN MY HOUSHE BEBY' said the pedo strocking his braces.
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