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Recap:

Rose dialled a familiar number that I couldn't put my finger on and pressed the 'speaker' button.

"Hello?" Answered a very familiar voice.

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Bella's POV

"Hello, this is the special vampire dating hotline, manager speaking."

"Huh?"

"Today's lucky girls are……. Makenna, Tanya and Maggie."

"What?"

This voice really is quite familiar….

"Which one would you like to date? May I suggest Tanya?"

"No, of course not, I don't want to date Tanya."

"How about Maggie then?"

"Yes……… I mean no……. why are calling me? I already have a wife!!"

"Yes well…. That's' just it…… I mean you are the one who called us!"

Wow rose is good!!

"No I didn't, you called me!"

"Will you stop saying things that don't make any sense?"

"I am making perfect sense."

OMG! It's Edward!!!!!!!

"Un huh…. Yeah…… of course you are dear, now about the dating thing-"

"For the last time, I don't want to date anyone, I already have a wonderful wife!"

"If you already have a wonderful wife…. Then why did you call us??"

"Huh?"

"You called me."

"No, I didn't!"

Yes, you did."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"(sigh) ok… whatever.. I don't want to date anyone.. ok???"

"yes I understand…… so do you want to date Makenna, Tanya or Maggie? I mean, when you think about it, Tanya would be the best… she has strawberry blond hair that you can see a mile away….. golden eyes, vegetarian vampire, stuck up, thinks she is better than everyone else, has always had a crush on you-"

"Ok! I don't need to know anymore disgusting details!"

"Any why not? I mean you are the one that called US!"

"(sigh) Ok, good bye!"

Wow Rose it so good!

"You were amazing Rose!" Alice screeched.

"Yeah, you sure do know how to annoy Edward." Esme said from the front garden.

"Now what Alice?" I asked.

"The wonderful game of TRUTH OR DARE!!!!! Mwahahahaa…!!!!!"

Oh no…. this can't, or should I say, WON'T end well….

"You know what Alice, I just remembered that I have to go and clean the house… c ya later!" I said as I ran for the door.

"Stop right there Bella!" Alice yelled in her high-pitched voice, "Stop her Rose! She's headed for the door!"

As soon as she said that I was knocked to the ground by Rose, god why did she had to be so good at this kind of stuff?

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