16.) Tell him you know a way to find out what Kakashi's face looks like. When he says how, just say 'follow me'. When you get to Kakashi's house. Sneak in, and push Sasuke in his bathroom, While he was taking a shower.[No curtain]

I stood behind Sasuke, staring intensely at the back of his head until he, finally, got sick of me and turned around.

"What is it now?" he sighed.

I opened my mouth, but he interrupted me.

"I don't want to know where my crush is," he stated.

I stuck out my tongue then opened my mouth again.

"And I don't want to hear about 'A great time we had last night'..." he rolled his eyes.

I crossed my arms, waited, then was about to speak when again he interrupted me...

"I haven't seen your boyfriend either..."

I hmphed.

"And I don't care if-"

"JUST SHUT THE HECK UP AND LET ME SPEAK, MINIATURE ITACHI!" I shouted at him, making him stop talking and glare at me, "you want to see Kakashi's face, don't you?"

Sasuke looked at me carefully, "I'll probably regret this but, how exactly?"

I gestured with my hand, "Follow me, Mini Ita!"

5 Minutes (and however long it took to find my shoe) Later~

I opened Kakashi's front door, "Come, Mini-"

"Stop it!" Sasuke snapped.

I faked a hurt look, "You don't need to yell at me!" I started stage crying (yeah, man, I'm an actor~).

He sighed, "Alright, alright, 'I'm sorry, Nero'..."

I hopped back up, smiling again, "Onward!" I cried marching up the stairs.

Sasuke followed behind me.

We finally reached the top, I motioned towards a door.

The miniature Ita- I mean Sasuke... he he yeah... followed behind me as I walked- read: sneaked over like a ninja- towards the door.

Once we were both there Sasuke started to ask, "Alright so how-"

I opened the door and shoved him in, "Good luck!" I cried and ran down the stairs, then out into the streets.

Sasuke turned to see Kakashi, showering... without a shower curtain... and he passed out.

17.) While he's sleeping, Use a horn to wake him up and say "It's time for training. Kakashi said it's important so he'll be there early." When it's 4 in the morning, And no training for the day.

I crept towards Sasuke's bed, it was 4 am, I was bored and had been up all night watching yaoi, what better to do?

I took out my horn and blew it in his ear, "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!"

Sasuke sat bolt upright, "Wh-what's wrong!?"

I thrust his clothing towards him, "It's training time, Sasuke-kun! Kakashi said it was suuuuuuuuuuper important so he's going to be there early! Go! Go! Go! You're late! You're! For this very important date!" I cried.

Sasuke, being drowsy, hopped out of bed, got changed- apparently not noticing that I was in the room... I have pictures- and ran downstairs.

I followed him all the while chanting, "Run, Sasuke, run!"

He ran out the front door and down the street.

I sat on the porch, "Hee hee... there isn't even training today~"

18.) Sneak in his bathroom, Take pictures of him in the shower. Then sell them on eBay for a million dollars. Guaranteed, You'll make triple as much with 'Buy it Now'.

I banged on Sasuke's door, but he wouldn't answer, so I let myself in using the key I found back in chapter 2 (some day, I will share the story of how I came across that key and broke into his house!) and walked up his stairs. I ventured towards his bathroom, just out of curiosity, and out my ear against the door, I heard the sound of running water.

'Oh, he's showering..?' I thought, then, a genius idea hit me, I was low on funds, seeing as there was a manga sale the other day and I bought more then thirty mangas. I opened the bathroom door and waited with my camera, it wasn't much different from taking pictures of Naruto and Itachi, except I knew Sasuke would notice me almost immediately, so I had to get as many pictures as I could!

I waited until he stepped out, then snapped about fifteen pictures and fled the scene, Sasuke chased me, a towel around his waist, but he stopped once I ran outside.

I escaped with my prize and almost celebrated, then I remembered, 'Crap... Sasuke's going to murder me next time I go over... oh well... I'll just give him riceballs with bonita filling!' I thought and walked away to sell the pictures on eBay for $1'000'000.

19.) Tie him up, Then mail him to Karin's house with a letter: "I love you, Ravish me."

I waited in the bushes outside Sasuke's house. At some point Deidara asked me what I was doing, but I just told him, "There is important business I must attend to!"in a very serious tone over and over and over and over until he left me alone.

After 20 minutes~

Sasuke finally stepped outside of his house.

I glomped him, "SASUKE-KUN!" I grabbed a rusty spatula out of my bag and thwacked him in the head with it.

After I was positive he was knocked out... I hit him a few more time... and dragged him into the bushes.

I took a coil of rope out of my backpack and started tying him up- all the while humming Creature Feature's 'Bound and Gagged'. Once that was finished, I put the unconscious Sasuke in a box and demanded that Kisame carry said box to the post office for me.

At Karin's House~

Karin opened her front door, finding a large box sitting on her porch.

She took the box inside and opened it, finding an unconscious and tied up Sasuke contained inside with a note attached to his face reading: "I love you, ravish me~"

20.) Do the same on 19, Just with Sakura/Ino.

Sasuke glared out his bedroom window all day, having recently escaped from Karin and tried to hunt me down, he was very... angry... SHOCKING!

He finally had to get up, because he really had to use the washroom.

When Sasuke opened his bedroom door, he found everyone's favorite stalker/weirdo~ you've got three guesses! ("psh! YOu guys don't need three!")... No, it's not Orochimaru... nor is it Muraki... SIGH No, it's not Grell Sutcliff either! ("Come on guys it's not a hard question!")... NO, IT'S NOT SAI EITHER, YOU GUYS! IT'S ME! ("I'm hurt! I'm very hurt!" I then go into my emo corner)...

I, once again, thwacked him upside the head with my trusted rusty spatula and tied him up.

This time I was too lazy to mail him all the way to Ino's house, so I just dragged Sasuke by his feet, because he is actually heavy, to her house.

I knocked on the door a few, hundred, times, dropped Sasuke- with the note nicely tucked into his shirt- and ran like a bat out of hell!


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