Author's note
So yeah here's chapter 4, I would've uploaded it yesterday but I got halfway done and didn't feel like writing anymore.
"Alright retards, now we're gonna keep practicing until you stop sucking, I don't care how long it takes next game we're going to at least score a run, if we don't I'll rip off your faces and give them to Orochimaru." Pein said as he scolded the Akatsuki.
After their incredible defeat of 24 to 0 Pein decided that the Akatsuki needed some extra practice, their field positions had changed around and so he wanted to see how they worked now. So far…..
"What the hell Kakuzu why didn't you run for it?!" Kisame yelled.
"It was yours."
"The hell it was you lazy bastard."
"Call me a bastard again and I'll sell you to the sushi bar down the street."
Kisame was quiet.
"Konan for fuck and Jashin's sake don't just stand there. When I throw the fucking ball at you catch it!" Hidan yelled.
"Your throws are awful, maybe if you didn't have pink eye you'd be able to throw the ball more accurately."
"PINK EYE! YOU BITCH!"
"I don't think it's going to well master Sasori, yeah."
"Don't talk to me."
Currently Itachi was sitting in the dugout, Pein had given up on him practicing, so he was currently watching his comrades get pissed at eachother and had a shred of a smile when Kisame started to strangle Kakuzu.
"Ugh, this is hopeless, all of you suck." Pein said. "Itachi why don't you go out there and stop those two idiots from killing each other."
"I enjoy my spot here Leader-sama."
"God I hate you, I hate you so much."
"Next game when Hiyashi's not looking we eat the batter."
"Right."
"I cant wait."
"Hey Zetsu?" Tobi said.
"What is it? Fuck off."
"I'm bored outfield's no fun anymore, Hidan just keeps yelling at Konan and Kakuzu and Kisame are still fighting."
"I don't care. Still fuck off."
After Pein saw no improvement he ripped off Hidan's face as an example. This got most of the other's going and they finally started to not be the shittiest players ever…. Except for Hidan who was rolling around out in left field. Soon the day of their next game was upon them and all members were anxious as a loss would mean a torn off face.
"Welcome ladies and gentleman to Shinobi Baseball, game 4. This is your announcer Jiraiya here and boy do we have what's sure to be a great game for you. It's the Akatsuki team, who are currently in last after a humiliating defeat, versus the Hidden Rock team. Are you guys ready for some baseball!"
In the Akatsuki dugout
"Did he really have to say it was humiliating." Kisame said.
"Well it was, you guys were absolutely pathetic it was like watching retards playing tic-tac-toe out there." Pein said. "But I know you've gotten better since then and hopefully you won't lose and I wont be forced to kill all of you."
"Very reassuring." Kakuzu said.
Hiyashi walked up to the Akatsuki.
"Alright now I don't want any repeats of what happened last time with you guys." Hiyashi said to them. "If you kill any more players I'll have you thrown out of the league. Got that?"
"Well that depends." Pein said. "Have you been paid off by the other team?"
"Yes."
"Then no promises."
"Alright whatever." Hiyashi walked out to the field. "Now, let's play ball!"
"First up for the Akatsuki is Hidan." Jiraiya announced. "Last game Hidan broke his bat after hitting a foul ball, lets see what happens today."
"Asshole." Hidan murmured. "Fucking stupid baseball, dumbass Leader, he can go to Jashin hell for all I care."
"Here's the pitch….. and It's a line drive that smashed right into the Rock pitchers face! Oh he looks like he's out cold and possibly dead. Well that's what happens in ninja baseball."
"You're out." Hiyashi said.
"What!? He didn't even catch the fucking ball!" Hidan yelled.
"No he caught it look." Indeed there was a ball in the dead pitcher's mitt.
"You put that there you bastard!"
"Yeah so?"
At this point Hidan launches himself at Hiyashi and is thrown out of the game, the Akatsuki are not allowed a replacement. Kisame comes up next and hits a grounder and gets to first but becomes out when Hiyashi say's that pets aren't allowed to play. Kisame also attacks Hiyashi and is thrown out. The Akatsuki are not allowed a replacement. Up next was Kakuzu who 'accidentally' hit Hiyashi in the face with his bat and was also thrown out. Still no replacements were allowed.
Later
"You know I really thought you idiots got better but apparently I was wrong." Pein said.
"Well no shit, un."
"Are you going to take our faces away now Leader-sama?" Tobi asked.
"No, you dumbasses would've won if it wasn't for that bastard Hiyashi. Yeah asshole I'm talking about you!" Pein said as Hiyashi walked by. "However I knew this would happen so I took the liberty of allowing Sasori to threaten the scorekeeper to make it seem like we won. As far as everyone else is concerned we won this game."
"Is that why Sasori was gone? I din't even notice." Kisame said.
None of them had. Sasori is a quiet and lonesome person.
"So technically we did win then?" Kakuzu asked.
"Yeah."
"Well then lets get fucking drunk!" Most members said at once.
Alright so that's it for now. I plan to have 8 or so chapters for this story and then I'll be working on my next one.
