This is weird. Be warned.
Onesie
"Where in the universe did you get that thing?" Anakin asked in shock as his apprentice emerged from her bedroom, clothed in the most ridiculous outfit you'd ever see. It was green, with blue and teal spots all over it, and lines across her chest like bones or something. It had a hood with special holes cut out for her montrals and had a row of spikes sewn across it with eyes and nostrils embroidered below.
"Oh, so you noticed?" She asked, fiddling with the zipper of the one piece outfit.
"How could I not?" Anakin asked incredulously. "It's hideous."
"It is not!" Ahsoka argued, crossing her arms. "And besides," she paused and disappeared into her bedroom, reappearing shortly with a package wrapped in brown paper. "I got one for you too!" She proclaimed proudly, thrusting the package into her Master's hands. He opened it and an almost identical version of Ahsoka's onesie fell into his hands, except this one was several sizes bigger and orange and red.
"I am not wearing this," Anakin stated flatly, eyeing the garment with distaste.
"Aw, Master, please?" She gave him puppy eyes. "Guess what? I got one for Master Kenobi too! C'mon, put it on and then we'll go humiliate him with our outstanding goofiness!"
"Ahsoka, these are pajamas," Anakin said flatly.
"It's not like you haven't been out and about in the Temple in your pajamas before, Master," she countered. "And besides, don't you want to mess with Master Obi-Wan?" Anakin flushed, remembering the time he had been late to a Council meeting and rushed out into the hall in his pajamas.
"Yeah, that'd be pretty fun," he replied. "Fine, I'll wear it." Anakin turned on his heel and stalked to his bedroom, ignoring his apprentice's over-excited giggles of joy.
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Ahsoka ducked back into her bedroom a third time and grabbed another package containing Master Kenobi's pair. She walked back out to see Anakin emerging in the dinosaur onesie. She choked back her laughter and said:
"You look great, Master. Put the hood on!"
"Ahsoka, this is ridiculous. Where'd you even get these?" He asked as he grudgingly did as she requested.
"Senator Amidala helped me get them and guess what? She said you'd look cute in them. She wants a picture of you in it, too. Hold still." Ahsoka snapped a picture of him with her portable datapad, then sent it to Senator Amidala with the caption: cute or no? She replied almost immediately, saying 'adorable!' with a kissing face emoji. Ahsoka showed her reply to her Master.
Anakin blushed bright red. There was no hiding it.
"Great. C'mon, let's go find Master Kenobi," he said, turning toward the door. Ahsoka followed and jumped on his back. They walked out into the hall, ignoring the strange looks they received from fellow Jedi. Ahsoka reached over her Master's shoulder and knocked on Master Kenobi's door.
He answered almost immediately and with a look of bewilderment on his face.
Ahsoka and Anakin tried to keep straight faces but burst out laughing, tears streaming down theirr faces when Master Kenobi asked:
"What in the blazes are you wearing?"
"Dinosaur onesies!" Ahsoka proclaimed proudly before Anakin dumped her off his back, over his shoulder and sending her sprawling at Master Obi-Wan's feet. "And guess what?" Still lying on the floor, Ahsoka produced the package and ripped the paper off, revealing the purple and yellow pajamas. She tossed them up to him.
"We got one for you too!" Anakin and Ahsoka exclaimed in unison.
Obi-Wan face-palmed.
After many minutes of persuasion, Obi-Wan finally but grudgingly put the outfit on, just so they two would stop pestering. As humiliating as it was, he also agreed to go out in the hallway and return to Anakin and Ahsoka's quarters to watch a holo. Ahsoka commed Padmé and let her know what they were doing and that she could come and join them too. She showed up soon after, wearing a dark pink and teal onsie. Anakin blushed when Padmé whispered to him that he was cute.
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Do they even have emojis in Star Wars?
This was weird. I'll admit it. No idea where this idea crawls from, but hey! Can't you imagine those four in dinosaur onesies? Haha I totally can.
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Keep Christ in Christmas, y'all!
