Everyone stared intently up at the window above.
It was taking some time, where was Navi?
Suddenly, the blue fairy winded through the hole.
"Where have you been?" yelled Zelda. "As a princess, I demand to know!"
"Well, we've gotten more reviews than usual, and I had to make room fo-"
"Room for what?" asked Link.
"This fat-ass!" Navi threw down another boy.
He seemed around Sy's age, but was quite taller than him.
"Kage!" yelled Sy.
Everyone noticed something on Kage's back.
"What's that?" asked the extremely curious Link we all know and love.
"The katana you gave me..." Kage gave a sigh, realizing how extremely dumb the Swords were.
"Hey listen!" called Navi. "We should get to reading the reviews!"
"Right." Sy watched as Navi passed the envelopes to Kage.
He opened up the first one. "It's by me!"
DARES!
Me! THROW SHURIKENS AT SY KAGE!
Sy Kage! DON'T DODGE!
"Okay, I understand that this is meant to be funny, but again!?" Sy yelled.
"Look at chapter one, all dares must be done." Kage sniggered.
"Fine!" Sy said as the shurikens dug into his skin.
All: THROW KUNAIS AND SHURIKENS AT SY!
Sy started crying as the many sharp blades impaled him.
Me! Kill NAVI!
"Imma fairy, dumbutt," Navi repeated.
All: Kill Navi!
"I said I'm a fairy!" Navi yelled.
Navi: DIE! *Takes away Fairy abilities*
"Oh." Navi exploded into oblivion, just like Tingle did.
"It's JAPANESE LINK!" yelled Kage. "NOT TINGLE!"
Me: Jump into this lava lake!
"Well, alright?" Kage said as he was pushed by Ben into the lake of flames.
"A gift from me!" he yelled, as he scuttled off.
TRUTHS!
Me: PICK WHO DIES!
Kage jumped out of the lake.
"Navi! Like I wanted!" he yelled.
Twilight Wolf, Wheres Midna?
Everyone gasped as the wolf walked in.
"I'm a character now? I can receive dares!" he yelled.
"Anyways, Midna's right here," he said as the imp flew out from behind him.
Ben: Are you even a true character?
"Yea, I guess."
Tatl: Why did you go with Skull Kid?
The yellow sprite flew in, replacing Navi along with Midna.
"Umm, to be with my brother?"
Wind Waker Link, Trade you for Majora's Mask Link?
"We already have BEN," said Link as he tilted his head to BEN.
Ben: Why are you still here?
"To push you into more lava lakes!" BEN started doing a dance.
Me: Why do I make this this long?
"I don't know." Kage shrugged.
Tatl passed Sy the next envelope.
"Here we go," said Sy as he opened it up.
Link: dare; test this, wearing the red tunic over the blue tunic will let you breath under lava
"Alright" said Link as he suddenly died, and then respawned.
Zelda: truth; should link get financial compensation(get paid) for saving hyrule
"No, I need money for my makeup." Zelda seemed concerned about her money.
Colors(excluding green): truth; how would you die
"As I'm a thief, I'd die on a spy mission."
"As I'm a bombs expert, I'd accidentally blow myself up."
"As I'm a wizard, I'd turn myself into a sheep and get eaten by Wolf Link."
Navi: dare; destroy the destroyer of worlds
"Navi is kinda not here..." Sy turned to the remains of their fairy friend.
Link then opened up the last envelope.
"Sy! It's by spider76148!"
"Really?!" yelled Sy.
i dare link (green) turn to a pink fluffy unicorn and dance on a rainbow
"No no no no..." Link backed away from Red, who had his magic ready.
"Too bad!" The magic struck Link turning him into Fluffle Puff and transporting him onto a rainbow.
Pink fluffy unicorns, dancing on rainbows...
"Save me from the torture!" yelled Link.
"Well, that's all folks!" said Kage.
"Send us more reviews for next time!" said Sy.
Link, Red, Blue, Purple, Zelda, Midna, Wolf Link, Tatl, Sy and Kage are all the people who can do dares and truths!
"Wait!" called out a familiar voice.
A final envelope rose from Navi's remains.
"It's the last one for this chapter..."
Dare: Zelda, Link, and Navi, do Smosh's Legend of Zelda rap! (You may need Gannondorf for this)
The theme song suddenly started playing, and rap music kicked in.
Ganondorf appeared, and stood over with Link, Zelda and Navi's remains.
"Ya my name is Link man, I'm more well known than Lil Wayne! You thought my name was Zelda, well that's a BLEEPING girl's name!"
Sy, Kage, Midna, Tatl, Midna, Wolf Link, Purple, Blue and Red all stood in amazement as the four started rapping.
Even Navi was singing, somehow...
Once they were done, Link read out the next dare.
Link: stay handcuffed to BEN for a chapter!
Kage attached the handcuffs to Ben and Link.
"You're mine now..." said BEN in a deep voice.
A shiver went down Link's spine.
"Well, that's all for now! Remember the people you can send stuff to are:
Link, Red, Blue, Purple, Zelda, Midna, Wolf Link, Tatl, Sy and Kage (and Gannondorf, if you can count him.)!"
