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See disclaimer in Chapter 1. If I owned them, the Deathly Hallows epilogue would have been *so* different.

This prompt is from ScarletQuill [http:// kathrynmichele . livejournal . com/]. She and FaeryQueen07 [http://www. Fanfiction .net/u/1764684/FaeryQueen07] are doing a drabble challenge with me. They're both writing in other fandoms, FYI. Check 'em out!

Oh, and this one's NC-17, folks. Fair warning.

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Prompt: Glamour

Harry sat on the edge of the bed, the sheet wrapped tightly around his torso. The room was dark save for the sliver of light spilling out of the mostly closed bathroom door. The sound of running water broke the heavy silence, and seconds later the light went off and Draco slunk back into the room, collapsing heavily on the bed with a groan.

"Draco, what on earth possessed you to even try that?" Harry asked, his body still painfully aroused despite what had just happened.

"It's supposed to be amazing," Draco complained, voice a bit hoarse from his earlier botched ministrations. "Most men supposedly find it sexy."

"Yes, it's so sexy when the man giving me a blow job gags and has to run off to the loo to sick up!"

Draco growled something unintelligible, leaning past Harry to grab a magazine off the nightstand, which he promptly tossed into Harry's sheet-covered lap.

Harry shot him a censorious look and turned on the light, feeling some satisfaction when the sudden brightness made Draco cover his eyes and scowl.

"'10 Ways to Blow Him and His Mind,'" Harry read, his tone dripping condescension. "Written by, ah yes, a Miss Charity Atwood. Because a woman would know so much about what makes a good blow job. Honestly, Draco. You should have known that was anatomically impossible! First thing tomorrow, I'm canceling your subscription to Glamour."

Draco leaned over, recovered enough from his mishap to have regained the playful spark in his grey eyes.

"You won't say that after we try number seven."

Harry scanned the list, his eyes widening.

"Fine," he said, tossing the magazine aside and dousing the light. "If that works, I suppose you can keep your subscription."