Hey brain it is me Sam the ham lover,

But you already know that. After all you are my brain.

I have just woke up and am getting ready to go to camp. Take a shower, brush teeth and hair.

What to wear? Hmm.

Black Famous stars and straps top to match my back pack, the same one Travis wears in my blink 182 poster. Orange long sleeved underneath and bright yellow skinny jeans. Red chuck Taylors as well.

Hair. Half up half down like usual but with anti-frizz so when we get there it won't frizz up since it is humid there.

Make-up. Black eye liner and small amount of black eye shadow on eye lid. Lip gloss so my lips don't chap up and cherry chapstick in pocket.

Check my bag. Got everything in both suitcase and backpack. Wake up carly.

Poke poke poke poke poke.

"Stop poking me Sam I am up." She sat up then I left the room with my stuff as she started getting ready. Downstairs Spencer was making pancakes and Freddie was sat at the counter with things by his side eating.

"Hey, yum pancakes."

They mumbled a hi in response while I stuffed a pancake in my face.

Carly came downstairs with her school bag and took a pancake she looks like she might cry.

"I wish I was coming with you. Both of my best friends are ditching me. Anyway we need to get to school. I can't believe I have a whole week of subjects on my own. Bye Spence. Hurry up you guys."

And that is why she looks like she might cry. Poor carly has to suffer miss brigs on her own. Omg no miss brigs for a whole week and no way of getting a detention for it. Ha-ha.

When we got to the bus stop the bus just arrived. We walked to the back of the bus and listened in to the whispering on why Freddington and I have our suitcases.

"WHY HAVE YOU AND FREDDIE GOT YOUR SUITCASES?" someone shouted. No way to tell who it was since I couldn't tell where the voice came from.

"To the randomer who asked that question. We have to go to a camp as councillors as a punishment for the whole holidays and the last week of school." I am quite surprised I told them. Well that made them shut up. I have just realised something. Freddie is always on holiday for the last week of school with relatives and his mom usually goes to a nurse or tick convention. Hmm this makes me more curious.

The bus came to a stop and we were greeted by Principle Franklin.

"The bus shall be here in 10 minutes I will be back soon I just need to fill out a form and do some things but I will be here to wave you off. See you in a minute kid's."

"Whatever," we said in unison. Now that was scary.

"Sam I need to tell you something. My relatives own the camp. I am ash. I go there every year when my mom goes to talk to people about diseases and things that I could die from and ticks. Okay will you please call me ash while we are there? I'm sorry I lied to you and carly but; I didn't want anyone to know. Can you keep it a secret?" he rambled to me.

"Okay Freddie. I won't tell anyone as long as you don't tell anyone I have already been to this camp, or any of my other secrets. Okay let's pinkie swear on it and I am sitting next to you on the bus."

I held out my pinkie and we pinkie swore.

"Promise and we can't tell anyone what happened while we were there." Wow this feels like déjà vous.

"Yeah. Promise."

He held my hand and whispered in my ear, "Sam it will be fun. Lighten up it is not that bad. Look here is the bus, we need to think of a nickname but since everybody already knows you we shall just see."

Ted came out just as the bus came to a stop and handed paper to the woman we called the warden but Freddie told me to call her Sue.

Freddie and I stood there still holding hands.

"Oh and you have to sit next to me on the plane as well."

"Okay Sam I will." He said rolling his eyes at the same time.

Ted motioned for us to come over so we reluctantly let go of each other's hand and got our suitcases and put our bags on our back. We walked towards them.

"Fredward," Sue said stiffly, "How nice to meet you. Samantha you came here a few years back right?"I nodded she talked more softly to me. I could see Freddie visibly cringe at her tone of voice for him.

"Well come on get on the bus we have a flight to catch. Bye ted."

We got on the bus only to be greeted by whispers.

"Hey it is Sam. remember me Holly. I can't believe it is you. Why are you here? Do you know ash?"

She hugged me and Freddie/ash looked at me waiting to see what I say.

"Yeah I remember you. Long time no see. I am here as a councillor because me and ash got into a big argument in the middle of a lesson so our principle said I had to come with him to 'help us get along' but we get along just fine," I said with a wave of the hand like it was no big deal but I could feel the looks of jealousy coming towards me. Freddie and I sat behind her and started to talk about carly and skits to do on icarly.

"Wait. You are Sam," asked the person sat next to Holly, "Sam Puckett from icarly. You are sooooooo funny. I love your show."

"Ha thanks." I let out a nervous laugh to follow my outburst of manners. Freddie looked at me in disbelief.

"Yeah so have you had your first kiss yet?" she asked. Everyone leaned in and I looked at Freddie and we both blushed and face away from each other praying no one noticed.

"Aw she is blushing." Nope did not go unnoticed.

"Ash, you're blushing too." Oh crap. No they can't figure it out they are too stupid.

"Omg did you two kiss?" god shut up Holly.

"ohhhhhhhoohhh." Freddie and I blushed more furiously then stole a glance. I got out my phone and texted him.

Freddie. Crap they know. What shall we say?!?!?!

Sam XD ~ xxx~
"Oh I'm into you and girl oh no one else will do coz with every kiss and every hug you make me fall in love and girl IIIII no I can't be the only one."

Freddie blushed even worse as he struggled to find his phone and I looked at him in shock. Why did he have that as his ringtone for my number? Well it was one of my favourite songs. Shocked you there but it is a love song.

He read it then started to text then my phone went off. With his ringtone I have for him. Oh crap I just remembered what song it was. CRAP in capitals. We just went over a bump and I dropped my phone.

"She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts," noooooo where is my phone, "She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers. Dreaming about the day that you wake up find that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If you could see I'm the one who understands you been here all along so why can't you seeeeeee. You belong with me you belong with me." Yes got it.
Freddie/ash just stared at me in shock. Shit!
Sam, okay don't panic. Just tell them it is none of their business that we kissed. Actually say it is none of their business don't say what I texted just then.
Ash XD ~xxx~

"It is none of your business if I did or didn't. Holly give me my phone back!"
"No! Ooh. *cough* Sam, okay don't panic. Just tell them it is none of their business that we kissed. Actually say it is none of their business don't say what I texted just then. Ash. Then he put one of those x's with a D smiley face and squiggly thing xxx squiggly thing. Here Sam so you did kiss Ash." "Awww."
More jealous looks.
"Sam, how could you let her get your phone? Ugh ha-ha."

"Just so you know I changed your name to ash just in case so your secret is safe with me," I whisper back. I can't believe everyone knows.
"Go on Ash. Kiss Sam, show us what happened. Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!"
Oh crap. We slipped further into our seats to see if we could become invisible.
"Oi break it up. Ash and Sam come here," said I think it was willow.
"Okay willow." Yep I was right. Freddie and I got out of our seats and walked towards the back of the bus. There sat a girl with intimidating dark green eyes and honey light brown hair. She looked me up and down in disgust. It looked like Freddie saw the look she gave me because he reached for my hand and squeezed it then let go. That made her scowls harder at me. Ewer she really is giving me the evils. A boy next to her with black hair and an emo fringe with bright blue streaks in it looked me up and down, smirked then winked at me. I cringed and he frowned at my reaction.
Weird people.
"Sam. It's been a while, last time I saw you, you were stuffing you face with ham and meatballs. Hopefully you have gotten some etiquette. And ash nice to see you again this summer."
Hate. Her. So. Much.

"Willow. Last time I saw you, you were covered in mud and chicken feathers. I think that was a very good prank. Don't you. I will be etiquette when I wanna be. Not when someone else tells me. Okay and I always have been etiquette you don't need to use it all the time. Okay Miss willow," people were sniggering around me. Probably remembering the prank I pulled on her. Freddie is looking at me and chuckling.
"Oh yes. The Puckett. So unfair that you have a higher status than me, you just don't know it yet.
Just wait till you meet our new head councillor. You haven't met him yet ash since you weren't here last year. And don't use that tone with me biatch," said the evil cow.
"Err I don't know where you come from but in Seattle we say bitch. Okay and all councillors have an equal status. In other words don't tell other councillors what to do. So I suggest you stop it now. I am going back to my seat. Bye hon."
"NO. Sit next to me ash, and huh Sam as well."
"Okay ash by all means sits next to her. I don't care America is a free country yano. I on the other hand will sit back at my seat and talk to my friend. See ya ho."
"Evil skank. You will sit with me won't you Ash?"
"No I am going to sit next to my best friend. And she aint no skank. Bye."
Everyone looks so shocked as we sat down. I was shocked as well. This holiday might be a lot better that I first thought. Finally we are at the airport. Yes I love flying but taking off kinda scares me. Okay it scares the hell out of me. So does landing.
We all exited the bus and got directly onto a private plane.
"Now as you all know we usually fly on a normal plane but the new head councillor/owner of camp bought this plane for us," said Sue how nice of this man, "Remember you are to call him by Mr Puckett." I gasped loud and grabbed Freddie's hand. He hugged me also surprised.
"Who is it Sam? What is wrong?"
"I think... that is my dad," I whispered only half believing my own words. Staring at the man who has my eye colour and hair colour. I got my curls from my mom and my facial features.
"Samantha can you please come up here and talk with him privately. Your sister is here as well."
"Freddie please come with me." He shook his head no but I dragged him by the hand there anyway. I needed someone other than my sister to support me.
When I got to where they stood we walked to a private room on the plane. There sat Melanie. She looks so confused, I am as well. I run and hug her then remember Freddie thinks Melanie is me. Oh well.
"Hello Melanie and Sam. It is me your father. Can't you remember me?" I look at Melanie confused. Why would we remember him? I do remember him but I don't know why.
"We never met our dad. Mom said he moved as soon as she said she was pregnant. I err."
"Hmm well I was moving before your mom got pregnant. And you did meet me because I moved back like two months later and looked after you with her for the first five years of your life. But then your mom started doing drugs and becoming drunk more often and one day. She said I wasn't allowed to see you ever again. She started lashing out and said she would call the police. And even kill me. I tried my hardest to see you but she told her mom that I cheated and said I hated you, she started saying I was the drunk and alcoholic. But her sister believed me and helped me to find you again. We arranged this. Your aunt and uncle are in rehab right now. I am so sorry for everything that happened."
I couldn't move, neither could Melanie. We grew up with a dominant lie. How are we supposed to react? My legs couldn't hold me anymore I collapsed but Freddie was there to catch me. He held me close to his chest while I tried my best to make sense of this supposable dream. I can't believe it. I could have lived with a full family. My mom missed him it was just the drugs taking affect.
"So how is Sara?"
"She is dead. She died of an overdose last year."
Tears welled up in his eyes as well as mine and Melanie's. I refused to let them fall but I couldn't anymore. Freddie clutched tighter to me as both silent and not sobs erupted from the room. At least we know he cared enough. RIP mom, we miss you.