PIYO PIYO CHANNEL

Me- Poyoyo~su! Hai This is Piyo and welcome to Piyo Piyo Channel! YAAAYY!

Fran- Are? (Huh?) Piyo chan...why aren't you wearing any cosplays today?

Me- Well…that's because people didn't request any cosplays for me (TTATT) UUUUU

Fran- *Gives me a bag* Here.

Me- hm? Fran what is that?

Fran- I found it in Bel senpai's closet. Maybe you could wear this?

Me- Well…since that's the only thing there is then okay…even though it's that creepy dumbass banana peel head. *Takes the bag and goes to the changing room*

-4 minutes lataaaa!-

Me-…What…..the fuck? *Comes out as a light pink dress with a crown on my head* Fran?….why does he have this?

Fran- *Shrugs* Beats me…can we start now?

Me- Oh yeah sure. Well today We have 2 special guests! Kittynyanya and Mistress of Madness!

Kittynyanya- Hi Piyo!

Mistress of Madness- Hi guys!

Me- Hi you two! Welcome to Piyo Piyo channel! I hope you have a good time! Now to call out the other people! *Blows whistle* GUYS FUCKING COME OUT! So here are the characters for today!

-Mukuro

-Hibari

-Belphegor

-Fran

-Byakuran

-Yamamoto

-Gokudera

-Tsuna

-Mammon

Yamamoto- Oh Piyo! Hi again! *waves*

Me- …hi…Yamamoto…*Is still scared about last time he was on*

Mammon- Hmph! Well at least I get money for coming on this stupid show!

Me- *smacks a SMALL book at him* NO ITS NOT STUPID!

~Hitting combo=13~

Belpehgor- Shishishi where did you get those clothes from?

Me- And why do you ask about it hmm? Are these YOURS that was IN your CLOSET?

Belphegor- ….

Me- I thought so! Well since we have guests here, you all have to be nice to them kk? That means you too Hibari!

Hibari- …..fine.

Me- *smiles* good! Now let's start with a question! Mistress of Madness, could you read the question for us?

Mistress of Madness- *nods* Yeah sure! Umm this is from meee! Byakuran, how come you don't get fat? And mind sharing some marshies with me?

Me- Yeah really how come you don't get fat! It's not fair!

Byakuran- fufufu well I don't know for myself. I mean…I eat a lot of marshmallows but when I check my weight, it doesn't change! Oh and here *Tosses a bag of marshmallow at Mistress of Madness*

Mistress of Madness- YAY!

Me- …Wow….where did you even get that from?

Byakuran- *smiles* wanna know?

Me- Uhhhhh no thank you sir! Okay next please Mistre-

Mistress of Madness- *Nomming the marshmallow*

Me- …Uhhh Kitty! Read it!

Kittynyanya- Kay! This is from PrincepessaBel!

Mammon: hey, what if i told you someone robbed you money on a bank then they gave it to charity? but the thing is... *shifty eyes* the person who done that committed suicide after giving it to charity. what would you do?

Me- Wow…..well that person wasted money…..but in a good way though. Mammon! Answer?

Mammon- *pissed* Muuu I would go to that charity, kill the people, take the money, kill the guy who did it, and take his wallet, Then take the children's to-

Me- OKAY OKAY WE GET IT! Wait…why would you kill the person..when he's already dead?

Mammon- Just for fun.

Me- *mumbles* Mammon..I didn't know you were that kind'f person….an S.

Mammona- Muu what did you say?

Me- Oh nothing~ Now for kiiwii713!

Kiiwii713

I wanna ask Gokudera something Can you give Uri to me? PLeaseee it's so cuute

Me- Gokudera?

Gokudera- Hell no!

Me- Well there was you answer! Now for dares!

Mistress of Madness and Kittynyanya- HOORAY!

Everyone- AAAHHHH

Me- *Smacks their heads with a book*

~Hitting combo=22~

Me- Okay the first one goes to…..PrincepessaBel!

-PrincepessaBel

Yamamoto & Gokudera: switch personalities. (yes, gokudera, you have to act as a baseballnut. and you have to call 'your precious jyuudaime' "TSUNA" - you heard me right.:D)

Kyouya: dont call anyone 'herbivore' for the whole chapter - call them by their real names. REAL. FIRST. NAMES. i'd be happy if you add the honorific "-chan" for the boys. *evil glint*

Tsuna: wear a maid outfit for the whole chappie and say Mio-chan's famous line "moe moe kyun" whenever someone nosebleeds - i want fan service that's why i dare you do this- btw, love yah tsuna, no hard feelings, darlin'

Fran: froggy, whenever you call Bel "sempai", add feelings.

Me-…NICE! Let's start with the second one! Tsuna! Wear this! *Shoves him into the changing room*

Tsuna- Eeeeehh! But why!

Me- Do you want to get killed from Hibari? I'll tell him that you hate Namimori. HEY HIBA-

Tsuna- HIIII *tries to change as fast as he can and comes out in a maid outfit*

Me- OOOOHHHHH Okay! Now say this to the people! *whispers about the moe moe kyun*

Tsuna- Eeehhh!...g-guys?

Everyone- *turns around*

Tsuna- M…moe moe…Kyun! *does the pose*

Everyone- *Bursts out nose bleeding everywhere*

Me- HEY!...hey the place looks actually cool with red….but it smells like metal. I think I'm gonna be sick

Kittynyanya- K-kawaii!

Mistress of Madness- Ewwwww now there's blood on my marshmallow! *throws the bloddy marshmallow away*

Byakuran- Nooooooo Marshmallow!

Mistress of Madness- *stares at Hibari for very long time*

Hibari-…what?

Mistress of Madness- *gives him one marshmallow* ..want one?

Hibari-….*takes it and eats it*

Mistress of Madness- Hey Piyo! Can I buy him!

Me-….Sure I don't give a shit! He's for free! Now for Yamamoto and Gokudera. HEY YOU TWO!

Yamamoto & Gokudera- What?

Me- *bangs both of their head at each other really hard*

Yamamoto(G)- Hey! What the hell was that for you bitch!

Gokudera(Y)- Maa maa it was part of the dare! *mumbles* Even though it really hurts like shit. And I want to beat the hell out of her.

Me- Yamamoto! Your aura is turning purple again! (TTATT) So you both have to act the character that you are in that body kk?

Gokudera(Y)- Oh I get it…..*voice changes* How does this sound?

Yamamoto(G)- NO I don't wanna be this baseball idiot!

Tsuna- Ummm guys?

Gokudera(Y)- Oh Jyuudaime! Right now I'm Yamamoto!

Yamamoto(G)- HEY! I'm the only one who calls him that!

Me- Moving oon~! To the second one! Are?(huh?) where's Hibari. *turns to Mistress of Madness*

Mistress of Madness- Hibari~ try and say my name!

Hibari- …..Mistress

Mistress of Madness- Oh c'mon! You could at least put something at the end!

Hibari- …Mi-chan.

Everyone- OOOOOHHHHH *applause*

Me- Well I think that was done! And now for the last one! FRAN!

Fran-…what now?

Me- say senpai with feelings to Belphegor ASAP desu!

Fran-….pudding?

Me- *sighs* Fine!

Fran- Yaaaay *goes to Belphegor that's just standing there* Bel senpai~ teehe!

Me- *backround glass shatters* I think that is the scariest thing in my whole entire life…other than Hibari dancing to Caramelldansen!

Hibari, Mistress of Madness, and Kittynyanya- *doing the caramelldansen*

Me-…guys…what are you doing?

Mistress of Madness- I just asked if Hibari wants to do this song! And he said yes! Well…technically he just nodded.

Kittynyanya- I just only like the dance and this song!

Me- *looks at Hibari* ….You have scared me yet again. BACK TO DARES! …..Mistress….your turn!

Mistress of Madness- YAY!

mukuro, i want you to dress as a pinapple for the whole chapter

hibari, i dare you to cosplay as hibird and sing the namimori anthem (i love you). for

the entire chapter

belphegor, i dare you to act like a peasant and treat everyone as royalty for the entire heard me

fran, i dare you to cosplay as a maid for the entire chapter

Me- first one…fabulous! Third one….this is gonna be pretty fun now~! OOOOooo HIBARI…YOU HAVE A CRUUUSH!

Hibari-…..I'll bite you to death herb- Piyo…chan.

Me- HAHAHAHAH….Fran?

Fran- ...why are you keeping on calling me Piyo chan?

Me- Dare! Now where what Tsuna's wearing!

Fran- *sighs and dresses as a maid* 2 more puddings.

Me- OK OK whatever! Mu-kun!

Mukuro- Kufufufu so you finally called on me.

Me- Yeah~ sorry for the wait..NOW WEAR THE COSTUME! YOU TOO HIBARI! *pushes them into the changing room*

Mukuro- What the hell is THIS!

Hibari- ….Kamikorosu!

Both- *Mukuro gets out as a weird pineapple costume and Hibari as Hibird*

Hibari- Midori tanabiku namimori no. Dai naku shou naku nami ga iiItsumo kawaranu Sukoyaka kenage
Aah, tomo ni utaou Namimori chuu~

Everyone- *silents* *few minutes later laughs*

Me- PFFFFFFTBHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH What the fuck was that! Hahahahaha but I like the costume hahahah okay Belpehgor…act like a normal people!

Belphegor- shishishi but I'm already am pea-

Me- *smacks head with a book* NO! You have to BE a peasant!

Belphegor- What if I say n-

Me- *smack*

Belphegor- N-

Me *smack*

Belphegor- N-

Me- *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack*

Belphegor- You bitch! I didn't even say no to the other one!

Me- Oh, no I just like hitting you with books haha

~Hitting combo=30!~

Belpehgor- Well stop it! It's annoying as hell!

Me- Hey you're talking like normal people not royal fuckers YAAAYY! Moving on! To kiiwii713.

-Kiiwii713

Tsuna sing a lulaby to reborn without shreeking

And Dino... KISS HIBARI! xDD

Me & Kittynyanya- Woah woah WOAH!

Kittynyanya- Kissing? What the heck! I thought this was Rated T!

Me- Well if it was like touching and all then it would be Rated M…..Meh I don't care. It's gonna be Dino's fault anyway. *takes out cellphone and calls Dino*

.30 seconds later

Dino- Hi Piyo!

Me- Hi Dino kun! Kiss Hibari!

Dino- ….eh?

Me- Pleeeaaaase its part of the dare! And I don't think Mistress can handle much longer.

Dino- …ice cream?

Me- GAH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO! OK FINE YEESH!

Dino- *goes to Hibari and kisses him*

Mistress of Madness- HEY! *pushes Dino away* NO! You will NOT and I mean NOT kiss Hibari!

Dino- Ummm okay. Okay then I'll be just….watching then…

Me- I can see black aura behind Mistress but OH WELL!

Hibari- …*pats Mistress's head*

Mistress of Madness- *overflowing happiness*

Me- Uhhhh Mistress?...Hello? Meh….next dare! Tsuna sing a lullaby to reborn!

Tsuna- Eh? Reborn!

Me- don't worry this is an easy one!

Tsuna- ….okay..but what are you wearing?

Me- I'm dressed as Luffy from One Piece! The show is still going on and they look so cool and badass in two years! Now sing desu!

Tsuna- nnnnnn

Reborn- Sing me "Die mother fucker die" by Ghetto boys

Tsuna- That's a metallic song! And an evil song!

Me- While Tsuna going to sing a metallic song, oh wait that was the last one! OH MAN! *hits Belphegor with a book*

Belphegor- …

~Hitting combo=31~

Me- …..sorry habit!

Belpehgor- ..it's fine.

Everyone- *gasps* Belphegor… actually forgave someone!

Me- Well…that's it for today! Hey Kitty, Mistress, do you want to say bye to the people?

Kittynyanya- I wanna I wanna!

Mistress- *still full of happiness with Hibari*

Me- Okay then that's it for the show! See you next time on Piyo Piyo Channel! Bye biiii! *waves*

Kittynyanya- Bye biii! *waves* hey…..what's wrong with Dino and Fran over there?

Dino- No….she's going with me!

Fran- I asked first Dino san~.

Me- Uhhh guys? Why can't we just go together?

Fran & Dino- NO!

Kittynyanya- Oi!

Me- Okay Okay geez! Ummm I guess I'll go home then? "*walks away back words* Oh and one more thing.

Fran- ..what?

Me- I'M GONNA BE THE KING OF THE SHOW! Hahaha and I'm a girl!

TBC!