PIYO PIYO CHANNEL
Me- Poyoyo~su! Hai This is Piyo and welcome to Piyo Piyo Channel! YAAAYY!
Fran- Are? (Huh?) Piyo chan...why aren't you wearing any cosplays today?
Me- Well…that's because people didn't request any cosplays for me (TTATT) UUUUU
Fran- *Gives me a bag* Here.
Me- hm? Fran what is that?
Fran- I found it in Bel senpai's closet. Maybe you could wear this?
Me- Well…since that's the only thing there is then okay…even though it's that creepy dumbass banana peel head. *Takes the bag and goes to the changing room*
-4 minutes lataaaa!-
Me-…What…..the fuck? *Comes out as a light pink dress with a crown on my head* Fran?….why does he have this?
Fran- *Shrugs* Beats me…can we start now?
Me- Oh yeah sure. Well today We have 2 special guests! Kittynyanya and Mistress of Madness!
Kittynyanya- Hi Piyo!
Mistress of Madness- Hi guys!
Me- Hi you two! Welcome to Piyo Piyo channel! I hope you have a good time! Now to call out the other people! *Blows whistle* GUYS FUCKING COME OUT! So here are the characters for today!
-Mukuro
-Hibari
-Belphegor
-Fran
-Byakuran
-Yamamoto
-Gokudera
-Tsuna
-Mammon
Yamamoto- Oh Piyo! Hi again! *waves*
Me- …hi…Yamamoto…*Is still scared about last time he was on*
Mammon- Hmph! Well at least I get money for coming on this stupid show!
Me- *smacks a SMALL book at him* NO ITS NOT STUPID!
~Hitting combo=13~
Belpehgor- Shishishi where did you get those clothes from?
Me- And why do you ask about it hmm? Are these YOURS that was IN your CLOSET?
Belphegor- ….
Me- I thought so! Well since we have guests here, you all have to be nice to them kk? That means you too Hibari!
Hibari- …..fine.
Me- *smiles* good! Now let's start with a question! Mistress of Madness, could you read the question for us?
Mistress of Madness- *nods* Yeah sure! Umm this is from meee! Byakuran, how come you don't get fat? And mind sharing some marshies with me?
Me- Yeah really how come you don't get fat! It's not fair!
Byakuran- fufufu well I don't know for myself. I mean…I eat a lot of marshmallows but when I check my weight, it doesn't change! Oh and here *Tosses a bag of marshmallow at Mistress of Madness*
Mistress of Madness- YAY!
Me- …Wow….where did you even get that from?
Byakuran- *smiles* wanna know?
Me- Uhhhhh no thank you sir! Okay next please Mistre-
Mistress of Madness- *Nomming the marshmallow*
Me- …Uhhh Kitty! Read it!
Kittynyanya- Kay! This is from PrincepessaBel!
Mammon: hey, what if i told you someone robbed you money on a bank then they gave it to charity? but the thing is... *shifty eyes* the person who done that committed suicide after giving it to charity. what would you do?
Me- Wow…..well that person wasted money…..but in a good way though. Mammon! Answer?
Mammon- *pissed* Muuu I would go to that charity, kill the people, take the money, kill the guy who did it, and take his wallet, Then take the children's to-
Me- OKAY OKAY WE GET IT! Wait…why would you kill the person..when he's already dead?
Mammon- Just for fun.
Me- *mumbles* Mammon..I didn't know you were that kind'f person….an S.
Mammona- Muu what did you say?
Me- Oh nothing~ Now for kiiwii713!
Kiiwii713
I wanna ask Gokudera something Can you give Uri to me? PLeaseee it's so cuute
Me- Gokudera?
Gokudera- Hell no!
Me- Well there was you answer! Now for dares!
Mistress of Madness and Kittynyanya- HOORAY!
Everyone- AAAHHHH
Me- *Smacks their heads with a book*
~Hitting combo=22~
Me- Okay the first one goes to…..PrincepessaBel!
-PrincepessaBel
Yamamoto & Gokudera: switch personalities. (yes, gokudera, you have to act as a baseballnut. and you have to call 'your precious jyuudaime' "TSUNA" - you heard me right.:D) Kyouya: dont call anyone 'herbivore' for the whole chapter - call them by their real names. REAL. FIRST. NAMES. i'd be happy if you add the honorific "-chan" for the boys. *evil glint* Tsuna: wear a maid outfit for the whole chappie and say Mio-chan's famous line "moe moe kyun" whenever someone nosebleeds - i want fan service that's why i dare you do this- btw, love yah tsuna, no hard feelings, darlin' Fran: froggy, whenever you call Bel "sempai", add feelings.
Me-…NICE! Let's start with the second one! Tsuna! Wear this! *Shoves him into the changing room*
Tsuna- Eeeeehh! But why!
Me- Do you want to get killed from Hibari? I'll tell him that you hate Namimori. HEY HIBA-
Tsuna- HIIII *tries to change as fast as he can and comes out in a maid outfit*
Me- OOOOHHHHH Okay! Now say this to the people! *whispers about the moe moe kyun*
Tsuna- Eeehhh!...g-guys?
Everyone- *turns around*
Tsuna- M…moe moe…Kyun! *does the pose*
Everyone- *Bursts out nose bleeding everywhere*
Me- HEY!...hey the place looks actually cool with red….but it smells like metal. I think I'm gonna be sick
Kittynyanya- K-kawaii!
Mistress of Madness- Ewwwww now there's blood on my marshmallow! *throws the bloddy marshmallow away*
Byakuran- Nooooooo Marshmallow!
Mistress of Madness- *stares at Hibari for very long time*
Hibari-…what?
Mistress of Madness- *gives him one marshmallow* ..want one?
Hibari-….*takes it and eats it*
Mistress of Madness- Hey Piyo! Can I buy him!
Me-….Sure I don't give a shit! He's for free! Now for Yamamoto and Gokudera. HEY YOU TWO!
Yamamoto & Gokudera- What?
Me- *bangs both of their head at each other really hard*
Yamamoto(G)- Hey! What the hell was that for you bitch!
Gokudera(Y)- Maa maa it was part of the dare! *mumbles* Even though it really hurts like shit. And I want to beat the hell out of her.
Me- Yamamoto! Your aura is turning purple again! (TTATT) So you both have to act the character that you are in that body kk?
Gokudera(Y)- Oh I get it…..*voice changes* How does this sound?
Yamamoto(G)- NO I don't wanna be this baseball idiot!
Tsuna- Ummm guys?
Gokudera(Y)- Oh Jyuudaime! Right now I'm Yamamoto!
Yamamoto(G)- HEY! I'm the only one who calls him that!
Me- Moving oon~! To the second one! Are?(huh?) where's Hibari. *turns to Mistress of Madness*
Mistress of Madness- Hibari~ try and say my name!
Hibari- …..Mistress
Mistress of Madness- Oh c'mon! You could at least put something at the end!
Hibari- …Mi-chan.
Everyone- OOOOOHHHHH *applause*
Me- Well I think that was done! And now for the last one! FRAN!
Fran-…what now?
Me- say senpai with feelings to Belphegor ASAP desu!
Fran-….pudding?
Me- *sighs* Fine!
Fran- Yaaaay *goes to Belphegor that's just standing there* Bel senpai~ teehe!
Me- *backround glass shatters* I think that is the scariest thing in my whole entire life…other than Hibari dancing to Caramelldansen!
Hibari, Mistress of Madness, and Kittynyanya- *doing the caramelldansen*
Me-…guys…what are you doing?
Mistress of Madness- I just asked if Hibari wants to do this song! And he said yes! Well…technically he just nodded.
Kittynyanya- I just only like the dance and this song!
Me- *looks at Hibari* ….You have scared me yet again. BACK TO DARES! …..Mistress….your turn!
Mistress of Madness- YAY!
mukuro, i want you to dress as a pinapple for the whole chapter hibari, i dare you to cosplay as hibird and sing the namimori anthem (i love you). for the entire chapter belphegor, i dare you to act like a peasant and treat everyone as royalty for the entire heard me fran, i dare you to cosplay as a maid for the entire chapter
Me- first one…fabulous! Third one….this is gonna be pretty fun now~! OOOOooo HIBARI…YOU HAVE A CRUUUSH!
Hibari-…..I'll bite you to death herb- Piyo…chan.
Me- HAHAHAHAH….Fran?
Fran- ...why are you keeping on calling me Piyo chan?
Me- Dare! Now where what Tsuna's wearing!
Fran- *sighs and dresses as a maid* 2 more puddings.
Me- OK OK whatever! Mu-kun!
Mukuro- Kufufufu so you finally called on me.
Me- Yeah~ sorry for the wait..NOW WEAR THE COSTUME! YOU TOO HIBARI! *pushes them into the changing room*
Mukuro- What the hell is THIS!
Hibari- ….Kamikorosu!
Both- *Mukuro gets out as a weird pineapple costume and Hibari as Hibird*
Hibari- Midori tanabiku namimori no. Dai naku shou naku nami ga iiItsumo kawaranu Sukoyaka kenage
Aah, tomo ni utaou Namimori chuu~
Everyone- *silents* *few minutes later laughs*
Me- PFFFFFFTBHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH What the fuck was that! Hahahahaha but I like the costume hahahah okay Belpehgor…act like a normal people!
Belphegor- shishishi but I'm already am pea-
Me- *smacks head with a book* NO! You have to BE a peasant!
Belphegor- What if I say n-
Me- *smack*
Belphegor- N-
Me *smack*
Belphegor- N-
Me- *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack*
Belphegor- You bitch! I didn't even say no to the other one!
Me- Oh, no I just like hitting you with books haha
~Hitting combo=30!~
Belpehgor- Well stop it! It's annoying as hell!
Me- Hey you're talking like normal people not royal fuckers YAAAYY! Moving on! To kiiwii713.
-Kiiwii713
Tsuna sing a lulaby to reborn without shreeking And Dino... KISS HIBARI! xDD
Me & Kittynyanya- Woah woah WOAH!
Kittynyanya- Kissing? What the heck! I thought this was Rated T!
Me- Well if it was like touching and all then it would be Rated M…..Meh I don't care. It's gonna be Dino's fault anyway. *takes out cellphone and calls Dino*
.30 seconds later
Dino- Hi Piyo!
Me- Hi Dino kun! Kiss Hibari!
Dino- ….eh?
Me- Pleeeaaaase its part of the dare! And I don't think Mistress can handle much longer.
Dino- …ice cream?
Me- GAH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO! OK FINE YEESH!
Dino- *goes to Hibari and kisses him*
Mistress of Madness- HEY! *pushes Dino away* NO! You will NOT and I mean NOT kiss Hibari!
Dino- Ummm okay. Okay then I'll be just….watching then…
Me- I can see black aura behind Mistress but OH WELL!
Hibari- …*pats Mistress's head*
Mistress of Madness- *overflowing happiness*
Me- Uhhhh Mistress?...Hello? Meh….next dare! Tsuna sing a lullaby to reborn!
Tsuna- Eh? Reborn!
Me- don't worry this is an easy one!
Tsuna- ….okay..but what are you wearing?
Me- I'm dressed as Luffy from One Piece! The show is still going on and they look so cool and badass in two years! Now sing desu!
Tsuna- nnnnnn
Reborn- Sing me "Die mother fucker die" by Ghetto boys
Tsuna- That's a metallic song! And an evil song!
Me- While Tsuna going to sing a metallic song, oh wait that was the last one! OH MAN! *hits Belphegor with a book*
Belphegor- …
~Hitting combo=31~
Me- …..sorry habit!
Belpehgor- ..it's fine.
Everyone- *gasps* Belphegor… actually forgave someone!
Me- Well…that's it for today! Hey Kitty, Mistress, do you want to say bye to the people?
Kittynyanya- I wanna I wanna!
Mistress- *still full of happiness with Hibari*
Me- Okay then that's it for the show! See you next time on Piyo Piyo Channel! Bye biiii! *waves*
Kittynyanya- Bye biii! *waves* hey…..what's wrong with Dino and Fran over there?
Dino- No….she's going with me!
Fran- I asked first Dino san~.
Me- Uhhh guys? Why can't we just go together?
Fran & Dino- NO!
Kittynyanya- Oi!
Me- Okay Okay geez! Ummm I guess I'll go home then? "*walks away back words* Oh and one more thing.
Fran- ..what?
Me- I'M GONNA BE THE KING OF THE SHOW! Hahaha and I'm a girl!
TBC!
